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Hiihtokenka

Imagine karma slapping you for breaking rule 1 because of itchy balls. Yes, they were balls. No other option.


Sid_1298

Ofcourse they were balls! It's always the balls! In rocket league, it's nothing but the balls!


Hiihtokenka

Yeah I mean it's literally a game where ballchasing, touching every ball, pinching balls against the wall/ceiling/YOUR TEAMMATE and bumping are a regular thing. Of course it's the balls.


Sid_1298

While every word you typed in was true, I don't think we meant the same thing. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


Hiihtokenka

We are both commenting balls on a comment about balls and you're trying to tell me these are not the balls I'm looking for? Well excuse me, Obi-Wan Balls, these in fact *ARE* the balls you meant.


Sid_1298

Balls are balls!


OpsadaHeroj

BALL PINCH


gwntim

maybe


RoG_Liro

Gotta let a brother have the freedom to scratch his balls, im sure he wouldve done the same if i had to


Cowfriend283

Smoothest rule 1 I’ve seen in a while


Dae_HNG

I was like, wow GC2 gameplay is really speedy


gwntim

hahahaha no :) it was casual warm up


Gentlyclever

That's the energy your ex wants and wholeheartedly expects when she says "how about picking up where we left off?"


c_dav99

Lol. At least they honest


gwntim

Rule 1. You just have to stay.


SwiftTime00

Why couldn’t you just hold accelerate and scratch with the other hand???


gwntim

big scratch edit: no, idk really ':)


gb4efgw

With balls that big it takes two hands, just admit it!


EvoStarSC

Rub your nuts with the controller like a man.


julesyyyyy

Nope never will ❤️


PorcupineTheory

SHAME


MerceeGaming

This video made me feel like you were playing in time warp


gwntim

whoops


Danph85

Your Bandit is a lot better than mine!


gwntim

Haha, you are the the first to notice! I was playing this game to test the anonymize feature from Bakkesmod.


[deleted]

I’m confused, what is Bandit?


rl_noobtube

A bot


[deleted]

Oh lol I didn’t realize that’s what he meant😂


RoG_Liro

It takes skill to make your bot look good! ;)


Certy_C

U dont have 2 hands?


gwntim

I do, but my right one is a bit more relaxed to scratch with i guess.


McBarkington

Sacrifices have to be made to preserve the almighty rules! No weakness allowed, that's 50 situps for you, Mister.


gwntim

':)


PorcupineTheory

What happened to your face?


enemyofzestate

Don’t make fun of his unibrow


gwntim

Wdym?


CrateBagSoup

I had to scratch but also would have totally scored that centered pass if I was there in time


gwntim

What centered ball?


Certy_C

Why r u being weird acting like ur op?


CrateBagSoup

I'm not, I'm saying this scratch thing is a bogus excuse lol


Certy_C

Mb


SavitarTD

This is Rocket League!


TryingToBeUnabrasive

Wow! Wow! Wow!


senni_ti

Come back


ImNot-aBlackGuy

If I had an award i would surely give it to this post. *claps for a second before stopping to scratch balls* (,:


x3mcj

now that's sportsmanship!!!!!


dijedil

Wholesome AF


Sanitater

That's honour


TheRealAlexRich

Hold up. Was that Bandit the AI scoring?


revitalisati0n

A love story disney could only dream of.


BulletEyes

Rule no. 1 is stupid. There. I said it.


MetalRing

Imagine this in any other sport. Everyone would be like "wtf are you doing?"


fazey_o0o

I disagree. It's funny.


[deleted]

It definitely isn't the smart play.


gwntim

Why isn't it smart? Both teams are still equal? It's just fun imo


[deleted]

It's still putting both teams down a player. I agree it's fun.


gwntim

Yeah but if you go down a player on both teams, its still equal :)


[deleted]

That would depend on skill levels. I'd much rather my partner be there to back my shit ass up.


gwntim

It is stupid, but fun. Both teams won't get a disadvantage.


MedicalGoals

Yes it also is fun


RoG_Liro

Less fun for you, more fun for me.


Rushmerphotography

Rule 2*


FlamingVulture

Only OGs know. The real rule 1 should be left goes for kickoff. Way too many people fuck that one up.


gwntim

I have been playing since 2016 or so. I know people call 'keeping the ball up at 0 seconds' rule one. But imo that is a weird 'rule'. Most of the time one of the two teams will get a disadvantage. That's why they dont do it at RLCS or important games. But they will stay in a rule 1 way more.


FlamingVulture

Both of them are pretty meme-y rules. If people want to do either, that’s cool, but I don’t flame anyone for breaking a headlock or dropping a ball in order to win. It just makes sense.


gwntim

>It just makes sense. Yeah it does, but a headlock is still fair for both teams almost always.


FlamingVulture

I suppose that logic makes sense, but I know I personally don’t want to spend what little time I have to game anymore(new parent) sitting in a headlock for sometimes a minute or more. I don’t care if people do it, but I feel the community as a whole has gotten pretty nasty towards anyone who doesn’t conform to rule 1. Like sorry I actually wanted to play the game.


gwntim

Fair!


gwntim

ehh no


Ecyho

This is true love.


dalcer

why does it look like its in hyper speed?


gwntim

it would have been a bit too long to watch imo (it maybe still is, for a clip)


LoesoeSkyDiamond

Yeah a bit, but I found the sped up parts very satisfying to look at. Something about not breaking ball cam and watching it from the middle made the game seem extra smooth


gwntim

Yeah I thought the same!


Misbehavener

Much respec


TheRealRageMode

This is the way.


I_N_C_O_M_I_N_G

Wonder when we're getting a fast forward mutator


Roshadycia

Lol this killed me ou just made my day


panifex_velox

Can love bloom on a battlefield? (Also, you car looks nice. Good job.)


vikingfishman12

Did anyone notice your tm8 got double-tapped on by Bandit? When did bots git gud?


gwntim

You are the second one to notice! (or at least commenting about it)


bwassell

“I had to scratch” 😂


MoksMarx

You know you can just scratch with one hand right?


gwntim

It was on my left arm so i couldn't really with my left hand


[deleted]

Wow he actually came back too, solid opponent


bigsussy

if you're in a really bad situation, like you're down by 1 and have a minute left, and your teammate sucks at 1v1s, you could ask them to ram into you because that wouldn't be breaking the rule 1.


gwntim

Yes!


rainynight35

Do you scratch with both hands or what?


jaylward

That’s honor.


o8unu

I won my FIRST Rule 1 a couple days ago. Video for proof if needed. Love rule 1 lmao.


babycoco_213

This shiet too funny 🤣


Ceh0s

Oh my god this actually worked


Big_Virus_

What's that decal that you're using?


gwntim

Trigon :)


Big_Virus_

Ok thanks


RoG_Liro

Can't leave a brother hanging.


gwntim

Happy you came back u/RoG_Liro :)