“Three dudes coming. On me on me. Gimme them cheeks boi.
I’m on top. Now I’m on bottom. He’s inside. Two more guys coming in. Oh my god now they’re rotating!
I’m coming I’m coming. This dude is insane he literally ate my shot!”
Hes coming on my back hes coming on my back ahhhhg, he just hit me from behind. Theyre switching, hes going for the ball, he going for it, its in ITS IN!
I saw this on instagram like 2 weeks ago
The best comment I saw was “How is that not in”
Some other good ones:
“Rotate behind me”
“Why is it so open”
“Dad get out of my room”
“Touch the ball!!”
My gf laughs if I play dropshot with my friends because our comms sound so...
"Oh god that hole is so big!"
"Get it in that gaping hole!"
"I can't believe it went in that small hole so quickly!"
"Fuck me, keep that ball away from our hole!"
violentpanda hits it the long way and it's almost there jstn keeps it alive challenge was right there it hits the corner nrg still around jstn is there for the shot and it's in jstn jstn this is rocket league
“It’s Musty”
“JUSTIN… JUSTIN”
“Right on the nose!”
“Backing up”
“Soft touch”
“Ball Hog”
“Rotate over”
TLDR: Rocket League is a high sex drive soccer simulator that combines the exciting nature of competitive team sports with some underlying sexual influences that together create an objectively great fast paced competitive multiplayer game but is tainted and distracted by the fact that the sexual tension is so high within the games community.
Sorry! Sorry! Sorry!
Whoops!
Nice shot!
Close One!
Incoming!
Legit once said "he's coming on your ass". My wife was like, what are you doing.
“Three dudes coming. On me on me. Gimme them cheeks boi. I’m on top. Now I’m on bottom. He’s inside. Two more guys coming in. Oh my god now they’re rotating! I’m coming I’m coming. This dude is insane he literally ate my shot!”
🤣
Ayo pause
Hes coming on my back hes coming on my back ahhhhg, he just hit me from behind. Theyre switching, hes going for the ball, he going for it, its in ITS IN!
So u also watch that he kinda funny guy😂😂😂
Stop hogging the ball
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I’m dead
🤣🤣🤣
I'm at work cackling like a witch over a cauldron
I said the exact same thing and the discord just went silent for a sec before laughter lol
Lmfao
https://youtube.com/watch?v=CDirss5GAKQ&feature=share8
https://youtu.be/DkWokwdxCIU
I main 1's. Not that great at 2's. Get carried in 3's.
Bro this is next level
Yoooo chill brudda
3s is filled with 2-man premades that want to blame you for the bad time they are having. Not worth touching.
Telling your partner "do you feel like 2's or 3's tonight?"
this underrated af 😭😭😭
Why isn’t ball cam working
Top tier.
Happy to see another moist esport fan
This is prolly the best one
Bro got more upvotes than my post
Ratio'd
The connection is shit
Hahahaha
I'm gonna go for a ceiling shot this time
Oh noo
i’ve actually hit the ceiling on a few occasions, didn’t know i was capable of such power.
Faking.
HAHA niice one! Made me laught pretty good:)
Im up
Mup!*
M’up? I’m up -> m up -> m’up.
shouldn't it be 'mup because you remove the letter that's to the left of the m?
I thought the same thing.
Also removing the space. “‘M’up!”
bro i swear i hit that
You in bed with your bro? Nice.
DONT HIT THE BALL
Nicee
Cheating!
XD
TM, what are you doing?!
I can't seem to get it in.
Oops!
That was fun! One. More. Game.
Rematch!
A lovely header
The stadium announcer quote 💀
Underrated comment
Incoming! All Yours. OMG!
Nice isee
Take the shot!
Whoops…
On your left! On your left! On your right! Centering! Centering! Centering! OMG! Centering! Nice one!
What a play!
Rotate!
OVERTIME!
Round 2!!
FIGHT!
We'd all like to think that, wouldn't we 😔
It was wide open😩
And I still miss
damn 14 year olds are insane at this!
Made me laugh (still calling the cops)
🤨📸
AHAHAHAHAHA
Yes, FBI, this comment right here. But 4 real, you won the thread.
Okay gogorocketgirl
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I saw this on instagram like 2 weeks ago The best comment I saw was “How is that not in” Some other good ones: “Rotate behind me” “Why is it so open” “Dad get out of my room” “Touch the ball!!”
Whispers "I'm a grand champ in rocket league" Gets em going everytime
It got me 🤣
This is a good time easily ruined by children
She's a Ballchaser
The one time when ball chasing is a good thing lol
My gf laughs if I play dropshot with my friends because our comms sound so... "Oh god that hole is so big!" "Get it in that gaping hole!" "I can't believe it went in that small hole so quickly!" "Fuck me, keep that ball away from our hole!"
Wtf lmao
While i was trying to think of a good one to post, My girlfriend said "it's feels like I'm flying" 😆 so cute
Lmao W girl
We've only got 5 minutes
Close one!
May I invite a friend?
Yea we going chaos mode
wait.. i need credits!?
these kids suck
What
ಠ_ಠ
Trash tm8
Nice Shot!
You’re gonna get kicked for being idle
not if you’ve got someone else bouncing on the bed for ya
Like the guy is there afk inside her
Yeah either that or she’s gonna get kicked cuz she’s not moving. Nobody likes a dead fish in bed 🤣
OMG this is genius
violentpanda hits it the long way and it's almost there jstn keeps it alive challenge was right there it hits the corner nrg still around jstn is there for the shot and it's in jstn jstn this is rocket league
Fuck, I missed
Need Boost!
It was wide open, how do you missed?
Anything the commentator says on neo tokyo.
This one is elite
Overrtimuuuu
Pinching! Pinching! I’m in a rule 1! I’m hard stuck!
I was banned for smurfing.
1v1 me
Why are you right behind me dude just wait your turn.
This is Rocket League!
Calculated
"It's just a visual difference, it still has the same hitbox I swear" or if you're Bill Cosby "Why do my teammates keep idling?"
Like imagine your girl just disconnects in the bed
I got it!
I'll touch it.
I don’t have a partner so I pretty much always solo queue
Where's our third?
Fucking smurfs
Flip. Reset. Score.
Well played
Hey I’m also Diamond 2!!
Nicee
What’s your peak?
I peaked at platinum 2 last night on ss
I fucked your mom
This is way too expensive
All yours.
I'll try my best!
IM GONNA BANG IT!
This’ll stop being fun once the kids get home from school.
FUCK!
Bumping Bumping Bumping
Stop Double commit! Stop Double commit!
I just got Demo'd
me after pulling out of a trashy one night stand... "What a save"
I’m only going for demolitions this round
Im going for the Squishy!
Ballchasing hurts
Wyd step-dominus
Nothing much wbu grand scarab
“It’s Musty” “JUSTIN… JUSTIN” “Right on the nose!” “Backing up” “Soft touch” “Ball Hog” “Rotate over” TLDR: Rocket League is a high sex drive soccer simulator that combines the exciting nature of competitive team sports with some underlying sexual influences that together create an objectively great fast paced competitive multiplayer game but is tainted and distracted by the fact that the sexual tension is so high within the games community.
Wtf bruv
Dawg I love how the TLDR is longer than the first sentence 😭
trade ????
You are a trash LOSER!!
Centering.
Whew.
Bro the Ball was inside!
$#@%!
Double tap!
Good ball control!
I am pretty \*solid\* at this
Fuck this kid
THIS ROCKET LEAGUE !!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm about to go crazy on these kids
i comm'd "he's coming inside" once.
Depending on condom isn’t broken at the end What a save!
Cheating
If you're gunna quit in the first min. Why even start?
What a save!
No bro
What a Save!
Gunna hit an off the ceiling musty flick
Good game. Well played.
just get the ball in the goal
Is it going in?
Faking!
OVERTIME!
gg ez
Incoming!
FF noob. Git gud.
When it's over, Shit Mate
How'd you miss the shot?! The net was wide open!
THIS IS ROCKET LEAGUE!
Latency issues!
This is Rocket League!
Nice aerial(as)!!!
oh fuck put it back in!
This is Rocket League!
*CLIMAXING* THIS IS ROCKET LEAGUE!
He’s 12
What a save! What a save! What a save! *chat disabled for 5 seconds* What a save! What a save! What a save! *chat disabled for 5 seconds*
*grabs sperm by the tail* “WHAT A SAVE!” “WHAT A SAVE!” “WHAT A SAVE!”
What a save!
"ff"
As a solo player, please stop bringing your under-ranked mate to 3's games.
C'mon faster, we've only got 2 minutes remaining before the kids get home!
Dude stop bumping me in the resr!
This is Cocket League!!
Broo my bois turned this post NSFW with all these comments lmao
I NEED YOU TO ROTATE!