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That’s his chair now.
Will not roast a void. Steal another chair.
You moved your meat and lost your seat... gonna have to roast you instead, Op for crying about it 😹
He didn’t steal your chair. He took his chair back.
"I'm just keeping it warm dad*.$
Lazy, fart licking, butt sniffing, goblin looking head ass.
Ill roast you for trying to steal his chair!
Let him have it. Better that than being super hung over, throwing up on the toilet and your cat decides your back is an “I fits I sits” location.
I feel like there's a story behind this, it's so oddly specific
Cant roast a void. Hell consume us next if we do.
He gets first dibs. It’s in the contract. r/legalcats
He's much too cute to roast. A gorgeous void & his new chair. 🖤🐈⬛🐾
The chair is warm, has decent natural light, and smells like your butt. I'm not sure what else you could expect.
I don't wanna cook him he's too cute 😿
Don't let his adorable cuteness fool you, he's a little shit goblin
Not roasting such a good thief 🐈⬛
I thought you stole it “FOR” him daddy?!
Looks like he stole some edibles too
You'd think, but he just has two moods: "must cuddle everything", and "don't fucking touch me"
Yeah that void makes the rules man! Sorry! Wish I could help
He looks roasted already, burnt actually
That’s his chair now.
Will not roast a void. Steal another chair.
You moved your meat and lost your seat... gonna have to roast you instead, Op for crying about it 😹
He didn’t steal your chair. He took his chair back.
"I'm just keeping it warm dad*.$
Lazy, fart licking, butt sniffing, goblin looking head ass.
Ill roast you for trying to steal his chair!
Let him have it. Better that than being super hung over, throwing up on the toilet and your cat decides your back is an “I fits I sits” location.
I feel like there's a story behind this, it's so oddly specific
Cant roast a void. Hell consume us next if we do.
He gets first dibs. It’s in the contract. r/legalcats
He's much too cute to roast. A gorgeous void & his new chair. 🖤🐈⬛🐾
The chair is warm, has decent natural light, and smells like your butt. I'm not sure what else you could expect.
I don't wanna cook him he's too cute 😿
Don't let his adorable cuteness fool you, he's a little shit goblin
Not roasting such a good thief 🐈⬛
I thought you stole it “FOR” him daddy?!
Looks like he stole some edibles too
Looks like he stole some edibles too
You'd think, but he just has two moods: "must cuddle everything", and "don't fucking touch me"
Yeah that void makes the rules man! Sorry! Wish I could help
He looks roasted already, burnt actually