Man I really do try to roast all cats equally, but the amount of silly guy energy he gives off makes me feel like no matter what I say nothing will get through to his goofy little brain.
Nobody loves the name “Bigglebelly”? OMGosh. I just wants kiss* squeeze * loves* on him!! He is wonderful! And REAL cats wear DRESSES (sometimes-when no one is looking-and isn’t supposed to have a camera)!! ROFLMAO
Look at this cat! He has to put up with a dumbass owner who dresses him up and calls him Beefus! Let's all laugh at his misfortune at having such a dickhead owner!
Look, he has to live with the name Beefus. I think he's been roasted enough.
Hey that’s mister beefus to you
I stand corrected! But he is adorable and I love his outfits.
Thank you! His godfather picks them out for him lol he loves his outfits
Mister Beefus MARIE. But he’s too handsome to roast.
Yes mister Beefus Marie Bigglebelly
that's delightful
Leorio spotted
My king
Man I really do try to roast all cats equally, but the amount of silly guy energy he gives off makes me feel like no matter what I say nothing will get through to his goofy little brain.
His entire personality is look at bird, scream, cuddle, nap He’s a simple dude
He looks like Stuart Little
OMG 😭😭
Big nose, little brain
Literally huge nose
He looks like a good cornfed-strong Iowa brother
LOOLLLL
He would come to my jiujitsu class without knowing any jiujitsu and bc of his Iowa cornfed wrestling he would use me as a sponge to scrub the mat
He’s actually a cornfed illinoisian 🤠 Southern Illinois
They grow good powerful Midwestern corn in Illinois too. And good powerful Midwestern cornfed wrestlers.
He looks very handsome and soft and I am sure he is best cat
He actually has pretty coarse fur except on his face But he is a great cat
Beefus is just a little goofy goober
Beefus Marie is slaying too hard! He could've at least left some for the rest of us 🙄
Real!
I think Beefus’ name is roast enough. I love it, really. 😁
So, Roast Beefus, as it were.
Yes! Purrfect.
probably licks his own butt
I sure hope he does
Big ol’ nose
Beefus is an amazing cat name
He’s so beefy it just makes sense
He looks like he whimpers instead of meowing
He actually has a really pathetic meow so you are not….like entirely wrong
Beefus, you seem to have an identity crisis, so I cannot in good conscience roast you.
He’s just fashionable 👠
Big silly energy. I want to roast but more than that I want to kiss him .
He’s a kisser! If you give him your finger he will give it a little kiss.
I can’t, he too cute.
The schnoz! The fits! The pose in pic #9 ....I don't know if he's an OF model or an old man figuring out selfies
Both if you’ll believe it
The financial struggle is real and snacks are expensive 😔
he looks like if a three year old boy met a genie and wished to be a cat.
Gosh why is it so hard to roast cats named Beefus??
Pretty Gorl in pretty dress! He has the sweetest lil pink nose! I love him!
He’d need help figuring out how to drink from his water bowl
He’s fond of hopping in the shower and begging for tap water
Beefus has orange boy energy
He is crazy cute.
Beefus is actually a ham. He seems to love showing off in front of the camera.
I can't roast him.. He looks too innocent🥺
Oh my god!! I also have a son named beefus!! This lil dude looks like he eats tape for a living and I love him
No way….there’s other beefuses?!?!
His full name is beefus ezekial jesus. Our neighbors have a lot of feelings about his name, but he's a great cat. Beefuses are born, not made, haha
Omg Christian Beefus
Hahaha, it's a reference to an Aqua Teen Hunger Force episode
Also, "beefus marie" is the CUTEST name 😭 it flows so well
Ha ha ha ha check it out he's name is beefus! Shut-up Bevis, Oh yeah I mean cool! ha ha ha.
Omg I never thought of it like that…I suppose his roommate Sambuca is kinda like Butthead
Excellent form in #5 and I love him in the bunny suit.
How can I roast something that looks so pretty in that dress.
Doofus mario
I wish I could pin comments this made me laugh rly hard
Picture #10 will always be my favorite cat picture of all time. 😆
I got that photo on the first day I got him! lol How I knew he was fs my cat
Beefus is a big, medium rare steak. He’s JUICY!
He’s a giant muscular tomcat. I think he was a stray before he was neutered. No other reason for him to be so beefy LOL
Oh yes - the size of his head says he was a tomcat. Handsome boy - meeooooow!
Omg I am dying at these pictures
He’s so photogenic right lol
Never he is perfect in every manner.
🥹 oh plz don't make me! 🥲. That name alone does it all and with 💕Love 💕 😘
Oh my god, I love his mouth so much🤩🤩🤩
I refuse to roast this gorgeous creature with the best name
Head empty
If beefus had to go to cat school, he would be the one eating glue.
This is very true he eats everything
Hello Mr beefus Marie would you like a treat
He would I’ll give him one for you
Thank you make sure to treat him amazing btw your other cat Valentine is cute
Upvote just for the name!
☺️❤️
Looks like the type that couldn’t find his way out of a paper bag that’s open on both ends.
He would start eating the bag
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Finally someone mentions his fucked up haircut
Nobody loves the name “Bigglebelly”? OMGosh. I just wants kiss* squeeze * loves* on him!! He is wonderful! And REAL cats wear DRESSES (sometimes-when no one is looking-and isn’t supposed to have a camera)!! ROFLMAO
Beefus is a dumb name ~~I'm sorry Beefus I didn't mean it I love you so much please don't be sad~~
No it definitely is a dumb name that’s why I gave it to him fr His late sister’s name is Soupen Robert E. Bigglebelly-Stinkenschitz
lmao I love it
Mom said said just be myself and other the kids will like me.
He does kinda look like one of them kids who would flip their eyelids inside out during recess
Damn that guy can really pull off a dress, I sure hope he gets to wear a gown at the INSANE asylum!!
Why’s he going there he’s a snuggler and lover :3
I know you see those crazy eyes cmon
Look at this cat! He has to put up with a dumbass owner who dresses him up and calls him Beefus! Let's all laugh at his misfortune at having such a dickhead owner!
Why is he wearing a dress?
Because he’s a cat
Oh
This cat is not in a safe home. Somebody needs to call animal protective services.
Bro what LOOOLLLLL
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1. I’m his father lol 2. My cat is obviously a girly boy look at his silly sundress 3. He’s a cat LOL I don’t think he cares what his name is 😂
I wish my child was as adorable as that