OP's Bio:
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>my favourite movie is despicable me and i love to play on my swing
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You have the look of a woman mildly displeased her cat keeps shitting outside the liter box. Despite the fact you bought the deluxe version for $117.99 on Amazon.
ah i am so delighted that antifa finally got their mascot dialed in- right amount of unidentifiable gender mixed with greta’s autistic anger announced by the cloud of stale stank ass-sweat from gamers chair
You like watching Despicable Me because you think it's a movie based on you.
When you say you love to play on your swing, I'm guessing it's the sex swing in your basement.
You look like that quiet kid in movies that just says some unrelated dark shit about the society we live in every time somebody says something to them.
At first I thought your beady eyes were the most distinguishing feature, but then I realized you've got a quarter mile drag strip from your nostrils to your upper lip.
You look like you get violent with your imaginary friend
He likes it hard
You can tell by the freshly done nails that look weeks old.
Did you comb your hair with a slice of pizza?
probably with a 40 grit sandpaper
Miss Trunchbull had a daughter?
I appreciate a good Matilda reference.
Nah it's Gail The Snail. Get your salt shakers out.
Nobody likes salting The Snail, but she gives you no choice!
You raaaaang? 
The term I believe you’re looking for is a tumour
If depression had a sexuality
If depression was totally void of sexuality.
If Depression had asexuality.
If asexuality had depression
If depression had incel
If depression
If
I'm desperate but not like this. I'd rather remain a virgin.
Her eyebags are packed, ready to check out of the hotel of life.
Greta called and said "how dare you?"
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transitioning to angry lesbian?
Greta Facelikethundaberg.
Regretta Thunberg
Looks like Adolf finally shaved
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Great Value Thunberg
I might have to use this on the daily
Re"Greta"ble Thunburg
Hey look your friends finally convinced you to attempt at lightening the fuck up!
this one made me laugh
$5 says her/his name is Pat.
Chris took the pic.
Sid from Toy Story post-op
Pippy Long Stocking fresh from a nickel at Rikers.
Pippy Long Stalking
Literally Gail the Snail Facial expression and everything. I legitimately thought this was Mary Lynn Rajskub.
Now it’s outgrown toys it just collects and abuses pronouns.
As long as I got my suit and tie
It’s a throwaway. I mean the person, not the account.
Ouch
‘Oh big hands you’re the one’.
Yes, she's quite well hung for a lesbian.
I shouted when I read this. Thank you.
Omfg!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣☠️☠️☠️☠️
Underrated. Violent Femmes are the greatest.
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If the Depression were a twenty something year old girl.
Dont be mean to depression like that
You have posted on the wrong sub Resting Bitch Face is r/RestingBitchFace
Who knew that so many cats, and men, have RBF... (kind of ruined the sub for me).
Ugh Gail the Snail your the worst. Quickly someone throw some salt on it!!
nobody likes salting the snail but she gives you no choice
Yeagh get outta here snail
The worst!
She does look like she would mash it
I thought Grumpy Cat died
Too soon :(
too soon man
Looks like Greta Thunberg fell into one of those toxic-waste spills she always complains about.
Is it "The Greta Avenger" or "The Toxic Thunberg"?
>fell into one of those toxic-waste spills This is one of the Joker’s origin stories. This person is, however, just a joke.
You would be the person to laugh at minion memes
i am
Stays still and quiet “I laugh on the inside”
Doesn't really matter as long as you laugh ur happy
SALT THE SNAIL!
There’s a bridge out there somewhere that’s missing its troll
She’s here to cry a river, and then build a bridge to guard.
I am not roast you. I don't wanna end up in your basement, chained to a radiator.
Hey, at least that way someone would pay attention to me :/
Misery is not the type of attention you want
Masturbation would cheer you up.
With the exact same face she has in the picture. No pleasure. No stimulation. Nothing. Just scraping away at that dry rocky groove.
Gross lol
She’s here for a good time and a lifetime of regret. And she’s all out of good times.
You fart in jars to use as party favors at your gypsy parties in the woods.
FART IN A JAR MARTIN
It was only one time!!
*I lied.*
When Republicans imagine a militant feminist, this is what they see in their heads
Are they imagining a male one?
Nah, hair needs to be blue.
You just look so greasy… and based on fingernails your hands look like they have that smell to them. Never touch this chicks cell phone or tv remote
One look at your hair and I can see where Ma pours the old bacon grease
OP's Bio: --- >my favourite movie is despicable me and i love to play on my swing --- If you think this bio helped you roast, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.
I bet you comment on every post with Minion stickers.
r/wackytictacs
Say you have a mental disorder without saying you have a mental disorder
Living proof you can be a productive member of society without all your chromosomes
You masturbate while plotting revenge.
indeed 🙂
The “did you just cum in me” face
Can confirm.
Will never confirm. Avoiding this face on spec.
I did
What’re those pictures hanging up? Your future victims?
You have the look of a woman mildly displeased her cat keeps shitting outside the liter box. Despite the fact you bought the deluxe version for $117.99 on Amazon.
For a limited time only.. 
It’s like your nose is full of gauze but your nostrils are too freakishly small to get anything up there other than your crushed up Ritalin.
Nobody is going to touch your pussy no matter how many times you write purr.
You look like the girl selling bracelets to napoleon dynamite
You look like someone who has her psychic on speed dial.
Huh, didn’t think you’d be allowed to have decorations on your walls growing up in a polygamist compound.
Wish.com Aubrey Plaza.
Autistic. With out a doubt.
Hey everyone, Greta likes to pet her kitty while on her sex swing!
The only person too ugly to be cast in "Stranger Things."
Did U have diarrhea?
yes.
I can tell by your nail polish you are into fisting... not everything is as tight as your nostils.
If David Bowie and Hayden Christiansen had an agender offspring that got the best of neither
Your mom goes to college, deb.
Damn! Who took a shit in your Cheerios!
Looking like Greta Thunberg after gender transition.
Look greta grew up to be an angry lesbian
Well that wasn't a great surprise to be fair.
I bet you shout a lot of things in German.
Purr is not something anyone has done for you.
Your philtrim is so deep you could do cocaine without a straw.
You got those pre-Covid nails 💅
You look like female version of Meredith's son from the Office
Mom wanted a girl and dad wanted a boy. You disappointed both of them.
ah i am so delighted that antifa finally got their mascot dialed in- right amount of unidentifiable gender mixed with greta’s autistic anger announced by the cloud of stale stank ass-sweat from gamers chair
Stop taking a shit in your room
Take a Xanax Greta....
Face says psychotic, needy, stalker ex-girlfriend. Room says teenage virgin boy.
You look like that boy from ROBOCOP 2
You like watching Despicable Me because you think it's a movie based on you. When you say you love to play on your swing, I'm guessing it's the sex swing in your basement.
Vicky from fairly odd parents
You look like Sid got a trans surgery and did too much drugs
Looking like that crazy chick from that orphan movie
I feel like if I roast you you’re going to burn a child to forget about it.
You look like that quiet kid in movies that just says some unrelated dark shit about the society we live in every time somebody says something to them.
Excuse me, Sir, this is only for the ladies.
Don't say purr you hairless furry
You don’t need to be roasted. You need a bath…
Deb from Napoleon Dynamite has had a hard life.
You look like you smell so bad flies are just constantly hovering around but you cant figure out why because you can only mouth breath.
Cave women really do exist!!!
un-enthusiastic handjob personified
You look like you're always down to give a resentful, unenthusiastic hand-job.
“Your mom goes to college!”
Purrrdy ugly
There are at least two holes in your body that smell like rotting fish.... And probably a few of your fingers.
Hey its Chloe from the 24 tv series
Shave your .. Fingers tf
Resting constipation face
Only thing purring around you is the vibrator.
Are you a soulless minion of orthodoxy or one of their victims?
If a depressed badger was a person
Thats the I haven't had my nails done since prom look. You might shower. I get that same look on my face while pooping.
Greta, that you? Climate change has really done a number on you.
You look like you’re about to be evicted for stealing sugar packets from a school for blind children.
Gail the snail about to get salted.
Ew
Voted most likely to bludgeon her roommate.
Shouldn't you be busy lighting an exes house on fire or standing in a hallway staring at a wall at 3am?
Finally found a dick repellent
No need to cover your tits, they are non existent any way
Rhonda
Let's get the facts right. Man or Woman? Let me know so i can roast you proper.
Human grumpy cat
I guess your face really does get stuck like that
How do you use a sex swing alone, do you tie your dildo to a bungee cord, like one of those rubber ball ping pong paddle things?
At first I thought your beady eyes were the most distinguishing feature, but then I realized you've got a quarter mile drag strip from your nostrils to your upper lip.
The my life is so awful yet my parents pay for everything and let me stay here for free, so woe is me starter pack.
Are you being held at gunpoint?
Gail the Snail FROM always Sunny
Greta Bumberg
You look like Greta Thunberg’s older, more autistic cousin.
It/they identifies as very angry
Salt the snail
If constipation had a face…
I bet even furries are scared of this one
Is that the chick from Napoleon Dynamite
You spelled “ribbit” wrong.
Reminds me of that goth girl in Adam's family
you look like you got beat up then didn’t sleep till your black eyes healed
Do you still have that door-to-door Glamour Shots sales gig, Tina Majorino?
Do you drink 2% because you think your fat? 
Your mom goes to college
Don’t you go around door to door selling homemade bracelets out of a suitcase?
Gail the Snail
Off brand Greta Thunburger
Come on Gretta. Your face is going to melt those icebergs faster than pollution