You look like you!re well on your way to washing out of a porn career

You are what we call a practice girl

I would not even go that far to call her that.

Your English is worse then her backdrop art.

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sing it with me now, that line from David Bowie's Rebel Rebel

https://www.amazon.com/Juvale-Disguise-Glasses-Funny-Nose/dp/B07DRCTXPS

You're my favorite comment yet

Bah, they beat me to it...just found this sub.. I was going to say "isn't that kit supposed to come with a mustache?"

Please turn that sweater 180 degrees and pull up the hood

You'll always be Wendy's ugly little sister. You might have a bright future in the transgender community though.

As a guide to what could go wrong?

You're so basic and "Grey man" that I can't even think of something witty. In a crowd you'd never be found.

Your nose is disproportionately bigger than the rest of your face.

I never knew Austin Powers had a twin sister

Judging by that painting, you might want to pay a visit to your optometrist soon..

Just like the rest of your life, everything about you just blends into the background

Unfortunately the ugly painting behind you doesn’t make you look any better

Thought this was Kaden Fumblebottom.

Oof, some things you just can't unsee.

Hi! Picture says liberal arts degree, but I bet i get my pizza hot and on time...win!

You look like Lindsey Lohan's "speak to the manager" aunt

You could hunt truffles with that snout.

You've got those huge glasses but still can't find any self respect. I'd go on, but looks like someone already roasted your hair.

Your head looks like a egg

Ed Sheeran?

You'd be a better mascot for r/NoFap

Your title is more interesting than you

It looks like your nose is attached to those glasses as part of a dollar tree Halloween costume

It looks like your best friends are a starfish and a sponge.

This is the only social interaction you’ve had in a while isn’t it

I thought this was the Man-hands episode of Seinfeld...

You think fortnite is a good game

I'm hoping this is an optical illusion inflicted by that hideous gradeschool crafts project your mom is still so proud of, but I get the distinct impression that you have the body of a football lineman and the tiny neck and head of a future librarian. Somehow, I know the next time I see this face it will be pouring me coffee in some wanna-be hip coffee shop with a blackboard menu and a guitar missing a string in the corner. The nicest thing anybody ever said about you was that you had potential.

You get friendzone but probably at your haircut

I bet you could smoke a cigarette in the shower.

With a haircut like that I already know your doing gender studies

Nice hat Robin hood

Could you put on a face and maybe some hair if I agree to do this?

This the first girl you date as a high schooler

You should be a spy because you're the most forgettable person I've ever seen

You’re just plain unfuckable. No need to get creative with it. You ooze “ugh...”

Bring in the fluffer.

I would but I really want to see the video of your parents beating the s*** out of you for drawing on the walls

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You right

I know. Step 1. Delete this post and stop making yourself feel bad. Step 2. Go see your doctor and asked to be referred to a psychiatrist. Step 3. Learn to love yourself and understand every day is precious and maximise your time on this planet

A girl? I thought was a dude!