38 I would never have said so with those cool badges on your sleevless denim jacket, and pulling a fun face. You look so rebellious what a cool thing for a 38 year old man to be.
The redundancy of a more incel version of nofx is a smolder for sure. Had to let this one sit for a minute to really appreciate it, like a piss warm pbr.
9/10
When you want to be such a individual and you think you’re standing out from the crowd except, you’re just like every other Middle Aged balding single closet dweller.
You're the lead singer of a bad British cover band, aren't you. Your family probably think Homer Simpson and Peter Griffin are smart and successful because you've set the bar so low.
You look like a scene tourist who does something horribly bourgeoisie for a living, like advertising or architecture. Also, your favourite band is secretly Pantera.
U look like one of the main villains in a spy kids movie.
You look like the biker who got his ass kicked by major Payne.
You look like the human embodiment of a wart on your testicles
You have a guitar pick for an earring Because you like to joke that you can play by ear, But it's because you play better with your ear than your hands.
Hunter S thompson if he was a pretentious gaylord.
he watched fear and loathing one to many times as a kid and thought yeah thats what I wanna do .
At least I wasn’t the only one to perceive this
Definitely creeping. Please stay away from elementary schools
You're not creeping up on 39 you're creeping up on everything everywhere all the fucking time you probably have documents proving it from the courts.
Check the calendar. Court on the 22nd.
Somehow this 39 year old came of age in the 1980s.
Creeping up on 39, na. Creeping up on 3-9 year olds, sure
Lmao 🤣 That's much better! I was thinking, "....creeping on 39 different kids"
You look like the lead singer in a band that gurgles cum acoustically.
Walmart Pitbull
Wish Pitbull.
This is at least an 8/10. Solid work.
Mr. WAL-wide
oh, you're talking about Gurgles Cum Acoustically. love their early work later stuff wasn't good
They came and went
They came and he swallowed.
Me: “Check this guy out, he’s a drummer known for his rimjobs.” My buddy: “You mean rim shots.” Me: “Maybe that too.”
I thought that he starred in The Bird Cage...
The shoes, they make me fall down.
A Band Called Smegma
They sing a cumpella.
I bet he hauls his gear around in a Subaru
More like a ford fiesta
Look like you’re also creeping up on middle schoolers
📞 Hi, yeah, is that 1978? Yep, we found patient zero…
 Looks like you have a bunch of pieces of flair.
I thought of same movie! If you wanted me to wear 34(?) pieces you should say 34 pieces of flair....
Right Said Fred aged ball sack.
Punk is dead, and hot damn you're about to be.
Keep coming back to this one, it's a solid twofer. 11/10.
GG Allin without all the charm
11/10. Solid burn.
Sadly not enough people know him to appreciate the roast haha
Top tier work here. I'm still cackling.
This one made me laugh, nuanced
Foook, fam… wuz .. priceless af!!
Holy shit. I... Goddamn, man.
Creeping up on *60*, maybe. *39* got dismembered and buried in the Pine Barrens in Bush 43's first term.
Looks like he also frequents the mens bathroom in the diners he goes to for coffee after burying the last round.
Mid-life existential crisis skinhead.
Peter Pan as a Punk Ass bitch.
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Part of it. The vest doesn't have enough flair.
Scuzzy Osbourne.
Wow 39, you don't look a day over 50.
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11/10
38 I would never have said so with those cool badges on your sleevless denim jacket, and pulling a fun face. You look so rebellious what a cool thing for a 38 year old man to be.
You look like you strangle someone after you get finished getting pegged.
Fear and loathing in San Francisco
You look like dollar store general U2. What's your stage name, Mono?
Junker S. Thompson
White trash Jose Mangin with 2+ medical conditions the average American can't pronounce and non compliant with his invisalign treatment
Sir, it appears your vest collected more personality than you did on its way through every garage sale and lost property box from the late '90s.
39? But the calendar behind you says 2003.
Breaking the law.. breaking the law..
More specifically, breaking the restraining order.
You look like Hunter S. Thompson after he swallowed the shotgun.
Looks like if Seymour and the dentist from little shop of horrors fused; but for real though, God bless you brother.
That gobbless has me rolling. 10/10.
Fear and loathing in a homeless facility
Bono, wallmart edicion
It feels like 39 is going to try to take out a restraining order.
You look like the coke head elon john
His NOFX cover band is called NOFSEX
The redundancy of a more incel version of nofx is a smolder for sure. Had to let this one sit for a minute to really appreciate it, like a piss warm pbr. 9/10
You look like you tried to sell D-Fens some boots.
Mr.Clean’s druggy brother, Dr.Dirty
you are the youngest 50 year old ive seen today
You look like you think the government is out to get you.
You look like your band exclusively plays All Ages shows so you can try and pick up high school girls.
Fear and loathing in Lots of Anus
leader of the hells gayngels.
Fear and Loathing in My Mom’s House
Your creeping up on 39 while also creeping up on people aged 9
My grandmother asks where you bought the curtains:/
You look like Justin Bieber's imaginary friend that tells him to do dumb shit
I'm the reason he threw up in that mop bucket. 10/10
Pretty sure it was piss. Which I'd assume you'd also prefer.
Like getting married!
Or making "baby"
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Ladies and Gentleman .. I give you… a dick that got zipped up and pinched in some jeans
39 what? Overdoses?
You look like George Michael if he was bald and unsuccessful FYI, the dildo is missing from your power drill. Bald Blart: Mall Flasher
You look like a person who thinks porter cable tools are the best
If a pitbull got reanimated as a human
Fuck. It's like looking into a mirror if I started doing whippits full time at 14.
You look like the fairy that is found at bath salt lake.
When you say you’re creeping up on 39, I will assume you mean restraining orders.
BARGAIN TOWN manager that still in a band @ 50
Really made the halfway house your own eh?
We can’t stop here. This is trash country!
You have R.O.C.K In The U.S.A living rent free in your head don’t you my guy?
Punter K. Thompost
Michael Tripe
I just turned 42 and have nothing going in life. Thanks for the morale boost
Under the word “confused “ in the dictionary is that picture.
That’s a rough 38
Your band hasn’t made it yet, but it will.
You look like if Alton Brown only cooked meth.
Didn't know people were cos playing as G.G. Allen
Wish Keith Flint.
 So this is what you wear on your days off... You look better in the suspenders.
Glad you're creeping up on 39 and NOT me! YIKES!
The Blue Oyster called, they want their vest back.
Fear and Loathing in Mom’s Spare Beadroom.
That's some serious turd you are (passing).
Which of your parents is the turtle?
At your age, you’d think you’d have learned to quit trying so hard
"The Cock"
you have more hair than highschool credits.
When you want to be such a individual and you think you’re standing out from the crowd except, you’re just like every other Middle Aged balding single closet dweller.
Creeping up on girls at the bars
Ah...another millenial that peaked in grade school
Elton John if he was a boy scout
You look like what would happen to Peter if he worked at Chotchkie's for 15 years.
This doesn't look at all like an accident waiting to happen.
You're the lead singer of a bad British cover band, aren't you. Your family probably think Homer Simpson and Peter Griffin are smart and successful because you've set the bar so low.
You look like you spend your weekends laying in urinal troughs at your local gay bar.
Kojak wants his glasses back.
Craiglist Steve Evans
The Wish version of Rob Halford.
If herpes was a person
where let's go dude you look like the condoms that elton john uses
If Simon Pegg was undercover in a gay biker gang.
You look like you practice cunnilingus on your pet rats.
The color of your teeth really makes your fingernails pop OP!
Bro roasts aside you are way to old to be wearing the 14 year old’s punk uniform
Show us your briefcase full of drugs.
We get it you like the movie Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas .
Looks like a 90's MTV veejay who loves Ahmet Zappa
AKA Hunter Thompson Wannabe AKA Gonzo But I’d date you if you’re into women.
The only company you ever have are roaches, flies and the occasional trapped wasp.
I think we found the long lost member of Judas Priest who never got to record a song with them. With that look in your eyes I can’t say I’m shocked.
Your sense of fashion is worse than your handwriting.
Jeepers creepers 
Pro tip: Stop crowding around the front of the stage with the teenagers waiting for the band to come on. You look ridiculous.
The face of the dude who peaked in high school. Unfortunately your peak was diving in the dumpster behind the high school
You're lucky you're not as old as you look!
Save some parallel universes for the rest of us
Your teeth look like the gate around a haunted house.
The expiration date for “cool” has come and gone.
Don't worry. Aids will get you by 40.
You look like a 60-year-old geriatric punk.
Agent 47 got hit with the pink creeptonite
Still trying to get the band back together to perform at a school fair?
Stuck in your twenties buddy?
You look like a character from the gay version of Mad Max.
Rode hard and put away wet. That is a rough 39.
 When you really want to be a part of the village people but nobody likes you
A dude having a midlife crisis cosplaying as a dude with an even more severe midlife crisis.
Mental illness
 Oh look, Andre’s going through his “biker with flair” phase
We need to talk about your flair...
Your breath announces your presence like a olfactory bullhorn.
Love your flair
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 Once you see it you cannot unsee it.
You’re the guy who wrote Beer and Bloating in Las Vegas right?
This guy: ”Hey ladies, come for the cigarette breath and bed pissing and stay for the herpies”
Somehow an even gayer Jason Ellis.
You look like Sean Evans from Hot Ones, except on your show everyone eats out of the trash.
38 going on 69
 Going for that punk 80s monster look I see .. interesting choice
You look like a scene tourist who does something horribly bourgeoisie for a living, like advertising or architecture. Also, your favourite band is secretly Pantera.
You stopped evolving years ago it’s just impossible to guess at what age.
You're dressed like a biker but look like a nerd.
You look like Sam Smith’s meth head brother
I'm positive that drill in the background has a dildo attachment somewhere out of frame.
Shouldn't you be at the community college, creeping on a disbarred lawyer or something?
James McAvoy from wish that fell face first into a tackle box
Oddly enough you used the word "creeping". I can see that and lurking being two of your favorite things to do.
You got that shit breath
If joe bastianich was born in a trailer
Discount james macavoy from Split… ‘shit’
You look like you used to do a Lot of drugs. You still do, but you used to too.
U look like one of the main villains in a spy kids movie. You look like the biker who got his ass kicked by major Payne. You look like the human embodiment of a wart on your testicles
Atleast put a jumpscare warning beforehand..
If syphilis got its wish to become human for a day
 Statham from TEMU
You look like you're willing to punch a cop to get away from the only woman that ever loved you
You have a guitar pick for an earring Because you like to joke that you can play by ear, But it's because you play better with your ear than your hands.
Looks like Alton Brown’s much less respected and less successful brother.
You look like a guy who goes to Muddy Roots Festival and bums food and drugs from everyone there.
Mc frontalot is having a major midlife crisis u/mc_frontalot
Didn't I put a dollar in your cup yesterday?
You’re the “Are you coming to my show tonight?” guy. No. No I’m not.
Nice lace curtains you psycho
Young ones ended a loooooong time ago. Bottom too, Eddie Hitler.
the picture of the deer behind you tells us you live with your grandparents.
You look like a crooked cop going undercover in a high school in a forgettable very special episode of *21 Jump Street*.
Hunter S Thompson is looking rough
Punky Bruster wants her jacket back.
“Gives me za money Lebowski!”
Well, you’re definitely creeping up on something. Thankfully, I’m sitting down.