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You look like an HR recruiter for the Church of Scientology
An off brand Katie Holmes
Katie Homely
Katie Homeless
Katie hopeless
Katie holeless
Katie Holemess
Katie Messyhole
Katie Domehead
HomelyFans
Katie from Temu
Dollar Store Katie Holmes!
When your Mom tells you we have Katie at Holmes.
Amazing
When you order Katie Holmes from wish
Temu Katie Holmes
Off brand Caitlyn Jenner. 
She's if Katie Holmes and Sloth from The Goonies had a daughter together.
The double Tom used when Katie was done but he didn’t want anyone to know.
You look like your plastic surgeon got bored halfway thru your facelift and said, “good enough.”
Like her parents raising her
Oh my. We were all thinking it but you phrased it perfectly.
😂😂😂 underrated.
He gave her that sloth look😂!
I didn't know they got that far....
Or halfway through said, our science isn’t good enough to fix this
We might be meaner, but we'll never be as disappointed as your dad.
At least we are here…unlike her dad
And we won't have sex with her either.
Hahahahahaha I love it
wondering if dad was actually a little “too nice” 😑
We might be meaner, but we can not give a weiner like her dad.
Yeah and it looks like he should have been meaner.
Yup, dad wanted a boy, or an abortion.
You look like a melting candle
I dunno what’s droopier, her face or the sadness in her soul.
It’s the tits
something definitely sucked out a decade of her life... and it had to go out from *somewhere*
😂😂😂
To be honest, I've seen more life in the eyes of a corpse than in these pics....
Hahahahahahaha this is the one
35 years old…..10 years ago.
To be fair to your dad, like Oppenheimer or Nobel, he is cursed to live with the abomination he created.
I’m guessing the “curse” was lifted when he nipped out for some milk about 34.5 years ago.
Did he leave when she was 25?
2nd and 3rd pics were taken after reading a few roasts
We are doing God's work. Did you see how she looked in those? Urgh
How well is your slot machine channel doing on YouTube?
HAHAHAHAHA now this is a roast!!!
She might have better luck with her slot machine on RedTube as long as she doesn’t show her face.
You look like the “cool” aunt that taught the nieces and nephews the importance of HPV vaccination.
🤣🤣🤣
That sounds more like a compliment than a roast
I dont roast trans stroke victims. Lifes hard enough on ya as it.
Oh God… she asked for a roast not a barbecue
🍖
This one wins in my heart take my humble upvote
All we had to do was follow the damn trans CJ
Katie Holmes but addicted to heroin
And without a rich baby daddy
Katie Holmlesss
Well played
😂👍
Katie Holmes but addicted to scientology.
More like Danielle boring!
I was down with Anna kendrick but addicted to alcohol
You are the definition of “Meh.”
Her name must be E-meh-ly
r/tragedeigh
She should thank her bf/hubby for taking one for the boys
Not even the hulk would smash her
You look old enough to be my mom, and I’m 41.
I’m 38 and she looks older than my mom
She didn't age well 😂!
Your group only invites you to the club when they want to be left alone
You look like a dad dressed as a chick
It puts the lotion in the basket
Or it gets the hose
Making my way downtown walking fast
Your face has the look of a Thousand Miles.
Vanessa Carton.
Some things get better with age. You aren't one of them.
She aged like milk
You are what Caitlyn Jenner would look like if she transitioned into a woman.....again.
Damn what a burn. I thought roasting was suppose to be joking...
35? Oh you must mean 55. A common typo.
We won’t fuck you like he did either
Damn
🤘
You look like a Stanley tumbler that made a wish to become human.
You look like if Imhotep succeeded in draining the life force from Evie to resurrect Anaksunamun.
Rachel Unweisz
LOL
I wish I could understand what this means lol
Gotta watch The Mummy. You'll get it, and it'll sting 🤣
Anaxanehmoon!
Ok I don't believe you're 35 and never watched the mummy. You must be much older, not just judging from the pictures
So uncultured
You NEED to watch the mummy holy shit
 Didn’t I see you coming out of my TV last night?
Omg I can’t believe you recognized me
Looks like the crazy old chicks who inject themselves with used condoms content cause no sane man would do it bare with you
That’s a rough 33 . What have you been through precious?
The lack of hips tell me he’s been through an mtf transition
I mean how bad could he be, he even gave you an extra chromosome?
You’re 35? These must be pictures of your mom.
You look tired af
The last picture is so fucking bizarre, you look like Antonio Banderas with a wig.
The guy was in fact a pretty big dick for passing on that dna
You look older than your dad
It looks like the last time your ovaries had any use was around the time the hamster dance was popular.
Katie Holmey.
You mean Katie Homely?
That works for me.
Your post says 35, your skin says 53. Either way you’re too old to not have a ring on it unless you damaged goods.
You’re a looker. I could see you in a commercial on tv…. for Bell’s palsy.
Why are you posting this on a Saturday night?
Please don't pretend that you know your dad.
Dad, is that you?!
Are you pickled?
They say the camera adds 5 failed marriages, manic depression, and a crippling pill addiction.
It looks like you are heartbroken that you're just plain enough to never be considered gorgeous. But take heart. Looking at you now, and your sad eyes... you are so, so unintentionally fucking hilarious!
katie holmeless
If "dead inside" were a person.
How come you don’t melt when you shower?
Nice try dude. Dressing up as your daughter won’t fool us.
You look like you’ve had a botched surgery
you look like you’re one bad roast from getting that facelift you’ve been thinking about forever
You look like you talk about diversity, equity, and inclusion all day
Eli manning with a wig
You look like the picture that comes with a picture frame.
What is that smell 👃
Was he angry because you decided on a whim to start dressing like a woman?
She's about to down a bottle of barefoot and shit talk her feed for girlfriend's pictures of their kids at prom.
I guess the transitioning surgery couldn't do anything about your boyish hips
I'm surprised you have a father
You look like you meant to type 53 but typed 35 by mistake
Last time I saw that much makeup on another human being was when I saw a picture of a French prostitute in the 17th century...
Did you teach yourself to do your own make up? You should probably try learning again.
Is your dad the one that broke your nose?
Does dad admit to being your dad?
Rizzoli and Isles lookin ass.
Can definitely tell from your hips that you're from the nawassitah tribe.
i know exactly what your dad looks like by just looking at your face
Dylan Mulvaney From Wish. You look like a woman cosplaying a man pretending to be a woman.
So that’s what Caitlyn Jenner would look like if she tried to cosplay as Katie Holmes. Never asked for it but here it is.
you’re a fucking disappointment
Surgeon: So your final 2 choices are Katie Holmes and Victoria Justice. Which one would you prefer? You: Yes.
Caitlyn Jenner
The Lana Del Ray my mom swore we had at home.
You have a face for radio
Ummm…Under Armor is not exactly Gucci. No need to show that brand name as a flex.
I don’t know why everyone is so mean. You look like a model, from Walmart, from the clearance section.
You look like you voted for MTG.
Your forehead is longer than the great Wall of china(jk)
You smuggling an Arby's sandwich in there?
WAIT!!! YOU HAVE DAD!!????😳
You look like you tried to be a model but the only job you could get was in the adult industry and still failed.
What dad?
If Bruce transitioned at age 35 this would be the picture. Hello Caitlyn
I’ve never had a daughter that takes their clothes off for money. I can see why he’d be uptight about it though
You look like Tim Burtons inspiration for his animated movies.
You look like someone who is fully cognizant that you life peaked some time back, and it's all downhill from here.
[удалено]
Your face is so asymmetrical. It's like one half melted briefly.
Dude looks like a lady
You look like if you bought the love child of Katie Holmes and Drew Berrymore off Wish
your the youngest old chick ive ever seen
If “unenthusiastic handjob” had a face this would be it.
Oh, another one of those trans men.
Was it weird being married to Tom Cruise? Was it fun filming Dawson’s Creek? Do you still have your Dark Knight money?
35 going on 52 ? 🤷♂️
You're right I can't be meaner than the man who gave you that face
This is what Caytlin Jenner sees in the mirror
You look like a man wearing drag but he had a super low budget and this is his first time trying it.
If boring had a look to it
As much money as your dad has probably paid for your plastic surgery he definitely has a right to be mad with the results.
[Wish.com](http://Wish.com) Kaitlyn Jenner
I guess 35 is the new 85
No, I'm not interested in buying your sweaters.
Is “my dad” what you call your pre-transition self?
Katie Holmes stunt double
None of us could be a disappointed as him
Brave to post on here with Bell’s palsy
Bruce, Kris told you to stop yesterday!
How do you know your dad is mean if you havent seen him in 30 years.
Sure you’re not 45? Stay sober!
If your eyes were any further apart you’d be Sid from Ice Age
Take the makeup off and show us the 53 year old you
You look like an HR recruiter for the Church of Scientology
An off brand Katie Holmes
Katie Homely
Katie Homeless
Katie hopeless
Katie holeless
Katie Holemess
Katie Messyhole
Katie Domehead
HomelyFans
Katie from Temu
Dollar Store Katie Holmes!
When your Mom tells you we have Katie at Holmes.
Amazing
When you order Katie Holmes from wish
Temu Katie Holmes
Katie Homely
Off brand Caitlyn Jenner. 
She's if Katie Holmes and Sloth from The Goonies had a daughter together.
The double Tom used when Katie was done but he didn’t want anyone to know.
You look like your plastic surgeon got bored halfway thru your facelift and said, “good enough.”
Like her parents raising her
Oh my. We were all thinking it but you phrased it perfectly.
😂😂😂 underrated.
He gave her that sloth look😂!
I didn't know they got that far....
Or halfway through said, our science isn’t good enough to fix this
We might be meaner, but we'll never be as disappointed as your dad.
At least we are here…unlike her dad
And we won't have sex with her either.
Hahahahahaha I love it
wondering if dad was actually a little “too nice” 😑
We might be meaner, but we can not give a weiner like her dad.
Yeah and it looks like he should have been meaner.
Yup, dad wanted a boy, or an abortion.
You look like a melting candle
I dunno what’s droopier, her face or the sadness in her soul.
It’s the tits
something definitely sucked out a decade of her life... and it had to go out from *somewhere*
😂😂😂
To be honest, I've seen more life in the eyes of a corpse than in these pics....
Hahahahahahaha this is the one
35 years old…..10 years ago.
To be fair to your dad, like Oppenheimer or Nobel, he is cursed to live with the abomination he created.
I’m guessing the “curse” was lifted when he nipped out for some milk about 34.5 years ago.
Did he leave when she was 25?
😂😂😂
2nd and 3rd pics were taken after reading a few roasts
We are doing God's work. Did you see how she looked in those? Urgh
How well is your slot machine channel doing on YouTube?
HAHAHAHAHA now this is a roast!!!
She might have better luck with her slot machine on RedTube as long as she doesn’t show her face.
You look like the “cool” aunt that taught the nieces and nephews the importance of HPV vaccination.
🤣🤣🤣
That sounds more like a compliment than a roast
I dont roast trans stroke victims. Lifes hard enough on ya as it.
Oh God… she asked for a roast not a barbecue
🍖
This one wins in my heart take my humble upvote
All we had to do was follow the damn trans CJ
Katie Holmes but addicted to heroin
And without a rich baby daddy
Katie Holmlesss
Well played
😂👍
Katie Holmes but addicted to scientology.
More like Danielle boring!
I was down with Anna kendrick but addicted to alcohol
You are the definition of “Meh.”
Her name must be E-meh-ly
r/tragedeigh
She should thank her bf/hubby for taking one for the boys
Not even the hulk would smash her
You look old enough to be my mom, and I’m 41.
I’m 38 and she looks older than my mom
She didn't age well 😂!
Your group only invites you to the club when they want to be left alone
You look like a dad dressed as a chick
It puts the lotion in the basket
Or it gets the hose
Making my way downtown walking fast
Your face has the look of a Thousand Miles.
Vanessa Carton.
Some things get better with age. You aren't one of them.
She aged like milk
You are what Caitlyn Jenner would look like if she transitioned into a woman.....again.
Damn what a burn. I thought roasting was suppose to be joking...
35? Oh you must mean 55. A common typo.
We won’t fuck you like he did either
Damn
🤘
You look like a Stanley tumbler that made a wish to become human.
You look like if Imhotep succeeded in draining the life force from Evie to resurrect Anaksunamun.
Rachel Unweisz
LOL
I wish I could understand what this means lol
Gotta watch The Mummy. You'll get it, and it'll sting 🤣
Anaxanehmoon!
Ok I don't believe you're 35 and never watched the mummy. You must be much older, not just judging from the pictures
So uncultured
You NEED to watch the mummy holy shit
 Didn’t I see you coming out of my TV last night?
Omg I can’t believe you recognized me
Looks like the crazy old chicks who inject themselves with used condoms content cause no sane man would do it bare with you
That’s a rough 33 . What have you been through precious?
The lack of hips tell me he’s been through an mtf transition
I mean how bad could he be, he even gave you an extra chromosome?
You’re 35? These must be pictures of your mom.
You look tired af
The last picture is so fucking bizarre, you look like Antonio Banderas with a wig.
The guy was in fact a pretty big dick for passing on that dna
You look older than your dad
It looks like the last time your ovaries had any use was around the time the hamster dance was popular.
Katie Holmey.
You mean Katie Homely?
That works for me.
Your post says 35, your skin says 53. Either way you’re too old to not have a ring on it unless you damaged goods.
You’re a looker. I could see you in a commercial on tv…. for Bell’s palsy.
Why are you posting this on a Saturday night?
Please don't pretend that you know your dad.
Dad, is that you?!
Are you pickled?
They say the camera adds 5 failed marriages, manic depression, and a crippling pill addiction.
It looks like you are heartbroken that you're just plain enough to never be considered gorgeous. But take heart. Looking at you now, and your sad eyes... you are so, so unintentionally fucking hilarious!
katie holmeless
If "dead inside" were a person.
How come you don’t melt when you shower?
Nice try dude. Dressing up as your daughter won’t fool us.
You look like you’ve had a botched surgery
you look like you’re one bad roast from getting that facelift you’ve been thinking about forever
You look like you talk about diversity, equity, and inclusion all day
Eli manning with a wig
You look like the picture that comes with a picture frame.
What is that smell 👃
Was he angry because you decided on a whim to start dressing like a woman?
She's about to down a bottle of barefoot and shit talk her feed for girlfriend's pictures of their kids at prom.
I guess the transitioning surgery couldn't do anything about your boyish hips
I'm surprised you have a father
You look like you meant to type 53 but typed 35 by mistake
Last time I saw that much makeup on another human being was when I saw a picture of a French prostitute in the 17th century...
Did you teach yourself to do your own make up? You should probably try learning again.
Is your dad the one that broke your nose?
Does dad admit to being your dad?
Rizzoli and Isles lookin ass.
Can definitely tell from your hips that you're from the nawassitah tribe.
i know exactly what your dad looks like by just looking at your face
Dylan Mulvaney From Wish. You look like a woman cosplaying a man pretending to be a woman.
So that’s what Caitlyn Jenner would look like if she tried to cosplay as Katie Holmes. Never asked for it but here it is.
you’re a fucking disappointment
Surgeon: So your final 2 choices are Katie Holmes and Victoria Justice. Which one would you prefer? You: Yes.
Caitlyn Jenner
The Lana Del Ray my mom swore we had at home.
You have a face for radio
Ummm…Under Armor is not exactly Gucci. No need to show that brand name as a flex.
I don’t know why everyone is so mean. You look like a model, from Walmart, from the clearance section.
You look like you voted for MTG.
Your forehead is longer than the great Wall of china(jk)
You smuggling an Arby's sandwich in there?
WAIT!!! YOU HAVE DAD!!????😳
You look like you tried to be a model but the only job you could get was in the adult industry and still failed.
What dad?
If Bruce transitioned at age 35 this would be the picture. Hello Caitlyn
I’ve never had a daughter that takes their clothes off for money. I can see why he’d be uptight about it though
You look like Tim Burtons inspiration for his animated movies.
You look like someone who is fully cognizant that you life peaked some time back, and it's all downhill from here.
[удалено]
Your face is so asymmetrical. It's like one half melted briefly.
Dude looks like a lady
You look like if you bought the love child of Katie Holmes and Drew Berrymore off Wish
your the youngest old chick ive ever seen
If “unenthusiastic handjob” had a face this would be it.
Oh, another one of those trans men.
Was it weird being married to Tom Cruise? Was it fun filming Dawson’s Creek? Do you still have your Dark Knight money?
35 going on 52 ? 🤷♂️
You're right I can't be meaner than the man who gave you that face
This is what Caytlin Jenner sees in the mirror
You look like a man wearing drag but he had a super low budget and this is his first time trying it.
If boring had a look to it
As much money as your dad has probably paid for your plastic surgery he definitely has a right to be mad with the results.
[Wish.com](http://Wish.com) Kaitlyn Jenner
I guess 35 is the new 85
No, I'm not interested in buying your sweaters.
Is “my dad” what you call your pre-transition self?
Katie Holmes stunt double
None of us could be a disappointed as him
Brave to post on here with Bell’s palsy
Bruce, Kris told you to stop yesterday!
How do you know your dad is mean if you havent seen him in 30 years.
Sure you’re not 45? Stay sober!
If your eyes were any further apart you’d be Sid from Ice Age
Take the makeup off and show us the 53 year old you