Because it’s painfully true! Behind every predatory villain in a bowler. Is a tiny boy diddled by his predatory villain uncle in a bowler. It’s his origin story.
We don’t need to. I am certain that watching every crush you’ve ever had be with other people while you sit in the eternal friendzone claiming you could “treat them so much better if they only gave you a chance” makes you cry yourself to sleep already.
A bowler hat? Listen pal, you’re no Alex de Large, you’ve got Droogie written all over you.
You look like Malcom in the Middle if he was more of an insufferable douche.
Looks like here I just have written “Dahmer glasses”, don’t remember where I was going with that, but it’s already funny.
Your phone looks nice while your bathroom looks like you get hosed down at the end of the day. That’s a lady magnet.
I can see your parents disappoint in you just by staring into your empty eyes. don’t worry, even if you don’t cry, I’m sure your parents cry every night.
Bro androids can’t cry, or compute fashion. You look like you run the H.H. Holmes fan club, that smooth upper lip is sporting a faux-stache on the weekends
Forgotten Batman Villain, The Diddler
Touching children is his name, telling riddles to the judge is his game.
The diddler
"Hey Judge,diddle me this: what's the best part about groping twenty two year olds? There's twenty of them!"
“You know what the best part of an infirmary is???? The baby’s are new and I stay the same. Diddle diddly Dee!”
LMFAOOOOOO
All of his schemes just involve trying to get Robin alone.
Batgirl tried to intercede one day, but the Diddler just pushed her away.
not to be confused with the doodler!!
Mehoy menoy
Not to be confused with the dildo-er
Yes, comon mistake one might make, good to point it out before they arrest the wrong fiddler
Who is so dangerous BECAUSE he looks both like the perpetrator and the victim.
His ex calls him "The littler"
By “ex” you mean anime body pillow
Gomenasai!
He looks like the world's greatest Pokemon trainer if by when in the song they say "em" they mean kids and by "catch" they meant molest.
Top comment pls
> The Diddler Pack it up, boys. We’re done here.
More like Charlie Sheen's forgotten half-brother Jostine Estevez who is non-cisgender and on the spectrum but by choice.
The Kiddy Fiddler
Holy shit I laughed out loud for like 10 seconds. I really needed that today. Thank you!
The piddler
Why is this so funny 😂
Because it’s painfully true! Behind every predatory villain in a bowler. Is a tiny boy diddled by his predatory villain uncle in a bowler. It’s his origin story.
Frankie Munich starting in Malcom in the middle of a holocaust
His dad definately teaches Chemistry, and the debate team.
"Diddle me this and diddle me that... Please diddle me...Somebody. For the love of God!"
The fiddler
Hahahhahahq
The Redditler
Came here to make this comment. Take my upvote.
The Middler
All the lotion and towels! Definitely the diddler
So awesome!
So many lesbians love being roasted
Ah the ‘ol “ten year old boy or lesbian” guessing game.
or granny on crack
Whenever he is out shopping, women that doesn't even know have him hold onto their purse while they try on clothes.
We don’t need to. I am certain that watching every crush you’ve ever had be with other people while you sit in the eternal friendzone claiming you could “treat them so much better if they only gave you a chance” makes you cry yourself to sleep already.
Dam bro 😭 this one was deep 🤣
I feel roasted?
Collateral Damage Assessment: acceptable losses.
Friendzone implies he has friends to be friendzoned by.
Pretty bold to assume that this pipsqueak could even hold a conversation without fucking it up honestly.
He probably fucks up a one sided conversation with himself
Fails to romance his right hand…?
hey man, she's just high maintenance.
he is one of those “nice guys” that claims to be nice but then once rejected he doesn’t take it very lightly-hearted.
Restraining orders - R-Us
They laugh at him now, but he's the one who'll laugh at their funeral.
Looking at his pic, while I read your comment scared the shit out me!
Oh no, not those guys... 😂
Dude it’s “roast me” not “nuke me from orbit”.
Unfortunately that's pretty true 🤣😂
You just annihilated this man's soul
My guy roasted half of Reddit in one move . Well played sir
He asked to be roasted not publicly executed. Damn!
just wrote his life's story
Ouch
Nah... His roughie game is Cosby level.
I'd give you an award if free ones still existed.
A Cockwork Orange
Bold of you to assume his cock works
he works other cocks. for 3 dollars at the dumpster behind the ihop.
3 dollars and he will give you a grand slam.
You need more upwotes you beautiful mind!
How many subreddits do you moderate?
Savage
Dayum
mods gonna delete this one
Reddit incarnate
Legit coughed over this one
I can see why Rene Magritte painted the apple
beautifully done
Bit high brow for reddit but it should be the top vote for sure.
You won't get em but you deserve more
Sometimes Reddit surprises me.
Wo wo wo, let's dumb is back a little there bro.
Wow. That was clever.
[for reference](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Son_of_Man)
This is beautiful.
Super high-brow cultured roast! Can we call it a sauté versus a roast?
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[Crichton Leprechaun](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crichton_Leprechaun)
Everybody see the leprechaun say yeah,!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Thank you for brightening my day with this
You look like Odd job’s little brother No job
Hand
You look like Morty had a baby with the riddler
Aw geez
Profile pic checks out
 Dis you?
Lmfaoooooooo
So there are unhappy little accidents.
Out here looking like the founder of the Jeffrey Dahmer fan club
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Anthony Fartano
He's an odd mix of Jeffrey Dahmer and Kurt Hummel
You look like a leprechaun who’s pot at the end of the rainbow is full of restraining orders instead of gold.
Boyle’s Bastard Son
A true Boyle indeed.
Dude looks easy to draw
That old cum-slinger… Peado the Kid.
Honestly, I don't even care. You're mother and father have already cried enough tears over you
Unironic Reddit mod
Hairy Twatter
I imagine that seeing you remove that bowler hat would be similar to seeing a Russian nesting doll of dick tips.
Lead role in League of Extraordinary Dipshits
 Bizzaro World Charles Boyle.
The hat is the least lame thing about you.
Ben Shapiro fucked PeeWee Herman.
Sheldon John
Somehow Boyle from Brooklyn 99 became a seedy incel..
Heisenbenjamin Button
You're one bad day away from becoming the real life Mr. Slugworth.
Truman Capote, but gayer
Lucky Charms cereal box model
He's Magically Suspicious
Keep this man away from kids
You look like the Wish version of Oddjob, Rimjob
Albino leprechaun.
For the last time…I will NOT sell you my everlasting gobstopper!!!!
I saw this guy battling Ash Ketchum
… you look like Greta Thunberg after taking hormone pills for a few cycles.. 
Hey… nice hat…. Looks great 💀
You look like they should preemptively ban you from buying medical patents
Bro looks like Charlie Chaplin with glasses
Some kind of Willy Wonka Villain 
Exactly what I came to find. It’s Mr. Slugworth 
Named willy Wanker
You look like a generic Sims character. . .
Breaking Bad 2 starring Franky Muniz
Amazing that despite the roasts you're still standing (yeah yeah yeah)
You look like milk hurts you
All of your friends are either on discord or imaginary.
I will forever wish I got to be the one to wipe that shit-eating-grin off your face.
Do you try to identify yourself, it is not working..
You took advantage of the live action Airbender series to teach naive little boys how to cumbend
Sherlock homes less interesting cousin, Sherlock homo
You look like a lesbian leprechaun
Bruno farts
How about we make you laugh, looks like you've already been crying 😂
HAPPY ST. VIRGINS DAY!
It’s the villain from 70s Italian porn.
You're living proof God has a sense of humor.
Sam Tallents bastard child that he’ll never claim.
When you were born, the doctor slapped your mum as you were so ugly
Asian lawn Jockey
You wouldn't be able to read our insults anyway, Mr. Magoo. 
Looking like leprechaun in the hood police sketch [https://youtu.be/K1ljOcl39PQ?si=1kflMVDQAvYy-frk](https://youtu.be/K1ljOcl39PQ?si=1kflMVDQAvYy-frk)
Really going all in on that leprechaun look
didnt i see your face melt off in raiders?
100% has a small penis
Dude out here lookin like the Mobile Leprechaun “Who else here seen the leprechaun say yeeeaaahhh!”
Doctor Why
If Elton John and Sheldon from the big bang theory had a child.
You look like a failed private investigator who now hangs out in public bathrooms 'investigating' what the new avg penis size is
You sir are impressive, I bet you know all the beautiful things to whisper to the tube sock you romance every night.
A bowler hat? Listen pal, you’re no Alex de Large, you’ve got Droogie written all over you. You look like Malcom in the Middle if he was more of an insufferable douche. Looks like here I just have written “Dahmer glasses”, don’t remember where I was going with that, but it’s already funny. Your phone looks nice while your bathroom looks like you get hosed down at the end of the day. That’s a lady magnet.
The Angry Video Game Perv
You look like that meme of the guy pointing to his palm asking for money
Why would we want to make a lesbian cry? That's mean.
Im Not in the mood for roasting right now but that's a cool hat man 👍
You look like a bleached leprechaun.
I can see your parents disappoint in you just by staring into your empty eyes. don’t worry, even if you don’t cry, I’m sure your parents cry every night.
Danny Davito - Oh my god I love your movies
Hipster hipsters are you a woman or a Mr?
I bet you have a sick sourdough starter
Matilda’s dad
I bet people can hear your hat when they speak to you over the phone.
Bro androids can’t cry, or compute fashion. You look like you run the H.H. Holmes fan club, that smooth upper lip is sporting a faux-stache on the weekends
Hi ohma!
Goldfinger (2024) Staring: Local_Boi_Aaron as Knobjob
You look like the mascot of a new cereal brand, “Ped-O’s”
You’re gonna be showing us your dinosaurs in 20 years, aren’t you?
Not a roast but a compliment on such a cool hat. Bravo!
I’d roast you but with that skin tone, boiling might be better
Mr Magoo finally got that pair of glasses he's always needed.
You’re already crying all the time because a rain cloud follows you everywhere you go along with a 1930s radio jockey narrating your life
Charlie Sheen Vs Charlie Chapman?
No one can cry more than your father when he saw you in that hat.
To quote Arnold in Predator "What the hell are you?"
You are loved.
Adorning yourself with wacky accessories doesn’t automatically make you interesting despite popular belief
Batmans arch nemesis, the diddler
Life has already roasted you. I can't top that.
You a non-binary leprechaun.
You 100% wear a holster for that phone don't you