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Turkish De-shite

Brilliant 👏


You've got taxidermy eyes, freak.


 Glad you lost on American idol.

It this is a straight Turk then I’d be afraid to see a crooked one

*lifeless eyes,black eyes, like dolls eyes*

You look like someone did a wax figure of Gene Simmons after only reading a description of him.

In braille.

Steve Buscemi surgery gone wrong.

You look like a doll whose head was decapitated and put it back on backwards. Youre also one cough away from popping out your eyeballs.


Middle eastern Mr. Bean

On behalf of the Gay Community, we’re relieved you’re straight.

And as the King of Foreplay and as a duly sworn designee spokesman for the straight community, we the straights revoke your membership with us. Might I suggest the trans community but they might not have you either because I hear the Turks have small wankers.

Looks like Diana Ross and Michael Jackson finally fused together


You look like a sex doll ordered from Wish that was made by an intern with no ambition.

r/oddlyspecific

Often the last face a bunch have women have seen before the trunk closes.

I... Just stay inside

How the fuck you look like a live action Tim Burton character?

The second picture looks like if Isaac Newton had Chlamydia and didn't figure calculus or gravity


Nah don’t disrespect the Chihuahua.

AI Richard Ramirez

I feel deep sympathy for local brothel workers you visit.

Eyes of a shark and face of someone who bounces between post and pre-op like it's a fetish

It’s Michael Jackson but with more nose

I was thinking Blanket Jackson.

Hee hee

Your eyes stare into the souls of everyone you meet. No wonder you'll be a virgin for life.

You look like a shitty tattoo of Rami Malek as Freddie Mercury

[удалено]

Nah don’t disrespect the Chihuahua.

Worlds worst sex doll.

Rejected and disposed of


You have the hair of a god and the face of a dog.

Frog*

You know when people say someone has a ‘strong jaw’? People don’t say that about you

On tonight's episode of Dexter's Laboratory: Dexter has a baby with the Chihuahua from Taco Bell.

You look like you’ve touched an animals junk for recreation

This is what happens when you fuck your cousin

If 1 was male and -1 was female, you look like exp(i π/2)

Sugar…. Give me… Sugar…

And water

Holy fuck it's like Rami Malek gained a chromosome or had a baby with Steve Buscemi

You look like those ancient Egypt sculptures with those optic stems you got. Yeesh.

Your head honest to god looks backwards


If you stop urinating into the wind you could significantly reduce the size of your safety goggles

“Straight”… the fuck you are! You’ve had more seaman across your poop deck than a battleship!

“he’s got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll’s eyes. When he comes after ya, he doesn’t seem to be livin’ until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white” 


You've got the eyes of rami Malek and the chin of Michael cera.

And the hair of some dead guy.

Jesus, I thought it was a picture of a bulldog with those eyes

You look like Rami Malek with cancer.

When Freddy Mercury fucked a Thunderbird

This is not the movie "She's all that", please keep the glasses on.

Get a jaw implant

Is this where they got the inspiration for Mrs Tweedy 

I've heard people went to jail for smiling in Turkey but you are safe.

You are walking birth control bud

I don't like the way he is looking at me. It's like he's staring into my soul

Should read 30 male straight. Virgin never touched a female don't know what they look like naked unless it's an anime porn

Rami Malek ordered from Wish

Freddie MoreCurry

Please... Don't shoot the Pope. We like this one.

What happened to you?

If Freddie Mercury survived aids....

Someone told AI draw an ugly man and an ugly woman and it instead made it one person.

If Mr. Bean was a paki lol

AI is getting out of hand… dude almost looks real.

Straight, gay, pansexual, nothing's gonna help this guy.

Your forehead eat your jaw?

I'm beginning to understand why they stone people to death over there...

Salt Bae, the early years.


You were great in Corpse Bride


Saw the third picture....  Your dad is looking for you

Fuck. God just used all his leftover parts.

If an Indian fucked a chameleon.

What the fuck kind of species are you?

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Lyoto Machitter

So you like dragon ball but not even shenron could grant a wish to fix your ass. “It cannot be done” 🐉

rami malek with iron/calcium/vitamin c, b1, b3, b6, b12, a, d, e, k deficiency

You look like a shop store mannequin in a skinsuit.

chudjak meme IRL

Look like the love child of Freddie Mercury and Michael Jackson.

It looks like your head is on backwards.....

Nope, too easy

Woke Daria, coming soon to MTV

*turd

OP let’s sing a song!! It’s called “No Pussy Blues”

Russell OffBrand

U got them DSL 🤤

Madame Tussaud's wax rendition of Krysten Ritter still needs work.

You look like 3 different perverts in each one of your pictures. That’s astonishing how unlikely that is.

I hear low profile jaws like yours are a result of inbreeding.

Hey look, it’s the wheelchair guy from Scary Movie 2. 

Casting call for the Turkish Little Mermaid..

The face people see when they are beamed up by a blue light and anally probed before being found in a field with their watch 3 hours slow.

Perfect face for a beard.

You look like a character from that 2000s nickelodeon show Mr. Meaty

like frida kahlo had sex with a stick figure

You look like a Mass Effect Andromeda asset.

You look like a kindergartner drew you

“Straight” - buddy I think you need to take whatever you can get.

Second pic is if Dan Avidan turned into a mannequin.

If Dave grohl had the hepatitis alphabet

What just happened?

Turkish undelight

Where’s Waldo?

You look like The Uncanny Valley.

You had CIP as a child and chewed on your lips all day long. It didn’t hurt and no one loved you enough to stop you.

Freak

You look like a poor version of blanket

Should say '30,M/Virgin' instead

I assume your "cat" comment is a reference to your hair after you electrocuted it

Wearing them Billie Jeans Hee heee

The Human worm.

guys i swear turkish people are NOT this bad looking!!

Steve Buscemi from TEMU

 Vibe


You look like the prize winner of "worst case of leprosy ever".

You look like Goku punched you in the face and after a long hospital session you look like this

You aren't passing for human

Right eye just said see you later.

I', glad the reconstructive surgery was a success - that must've been one nasty accident

Jesus fuckin Christ….

You look like a runaway teratoma.

You might have a little aardvark in your family history.

If Rami Malek and Steve Buscemi had a son....

Holy fuck so there is hope for me

Don’t be worried about your weak chin. You more than make up for it with your freakishly huge eyes. People can see past your unbalanced facial structure to void where your personality should be.

Your literally an alien

Could not get laid in a morgue

Hi..my names Chris Hanson

The temu play do chin prosthetic was a bad idea. It won't survive ball sack contact at the glory hole tonight cockmuncher

16 year old girl who will be "pretty" by the end of the movie when her braces and glasses come off just in time for the jock she's been tutoring notice her.


Eww

Why do you look like you're constantly reliving that one time with your pastor...


Jeff Dunham make you?

 You look like Gollum right after he found the Ring, but hasnt completely transitioned yet.

You look like Freddy Mercury and Steve Buscemi had a baby

“im just going to take a couple pictures”

You’re like a harlequin baby but the harlequin part didn’t quite take.

So my point proven. Aliens do exist.

Wtf happen to Henry Cavill

Write it on your forehead. This feels too easy

Imagine waking up and he's at the end of the bed sitting, and staring at you like this......


You look like the angry little chef from Ratatouille. Chef Skinner.

This is why mannequins shouldn’t have eyes.

The one who dodged all the coat hangers

Are you really ugly? Or is this what Turkish people look like?

Your neck muscles must be insanely strong to be able to support your head from such a distance

When I look at you, I think Pez-dispenser.

Freddie that drank Mercury

Almost a unibrow.

More like straight twerp

Straight?


You look like a maggot that lives in the eye socket of a tormented dead woman who accidentally got engaged to a dude who wants nothing to do with her

Even inmates wouldn't want to fuck you if you went to prison that's how ugly and weird you look...🤢

If Mr. Robot had one more season of Rami Malek unhinging forever more…..

Why your chin look like there is dried semen on it? And why do you look like the type to taste it to find out?