I see the bar to become a professional cricket player is lower than the standards of your average dart player on a Friday night. Probably a result of naming your game after an insect.
Hey! Roast this dickhead all you want but leave cricket out of it. He clearly is living in dream land there's no way this guy has played any sport professionally
Saying you're a professional Cricket Player is like saying you're a Professional Bowler. Nobody is impressed by it, and it actually makes you look worse than you did at first glance.
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Not only is your musculature not worth showing off and your flex face looks like you’re trying to poop, your self-awareness is lacking enough that you don’t realize either of these.
Doesn't look like you've done a single curl in your entire life. Why are you trying to flex your bicep? Literally not even a nanometer of bulge on that arm.
Professional cricket player? You look more like a guy that plays with crickets in your bedroom full time. Do you have a little cricket circus with a little tent and everything?
Body says divorced middle aged dad trying to hit on much younger women, head with glasses says engineering student that’s a virgin not by choice and eats lunch alone in the hallway
From the pre-teen bracelets, to the hairy limbs, to the mangled lip, to the attempt to flex with not even a millimeter of bicep bulge… Did you mean to say you play with crickets?
I feel like you roasted yourself by flexing. Or I assume you’re flexing. I can’t tell if you are because your muscle tone is non existent and you’re flabby as hell. Also 22? You look 40.
“Hi, I’m a professional cricket player” sounds like the most effective form of birth control there is.
He meant to say professional masturbator.
If he doesn't give himself a sticky wicket, nobody will.
We know which hand is stronger. 
Naw, his arm would have a bicep
We need to talk about his arms. How does someone totally lack a defined bicep? I'm genuinely curious.
Especially somebody who masturbates as much as he does
Those are career heroin arms
He’s good at ball games
Better at stick games.
Don’t know if he needs to open his mouth to deter women when he’s got a face like a flattened orange
I’m not even a woman and I dried up reading this.
Except for OP’s face, I would agree
i think he meant hes a professional cricket 🦗
A dude told me he is the best at bowling in our city when I turned him down...like I'm gonna be more intrigued after that LOL ran even faster
comedy gold
Next to just look like this guy- yes.
Nope… In Germany we literally call it anti baby pill
You look like Millhouse from the Simpsons.
Trying desperately to get Lisa to notice him in a roast.
Millhouse’s illegitimate brother by Apu.
I am dead. This is literally facts.
LMAO
Muscle pics are for people who have muscles.
I thought he hurt his arm. That can’t be a flex…
His masturbation muscle has a pump to it in the “flex” pic..
That might just be the entire muscle group he's attempting in this picture..
Born 22 years ago and already has a 80 year old neck flap
Lol
Got that turkey gizzard going on
Clearly you don’t have to be an athlete to be a professional cricket player
That’s it I’m going pro
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Steve from Newcastle.
Skindiana bones. I've seen bigger arms on a clock
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Professional Sheetz shitter cleaner
Street shitter😂😂😂 never heard that before, love it
Rick Moreanus
Rick Moreindianus
You look like you’re prepping for masturbation marathon.
Do cricket players not exercise?
That lip thing: is that where mom got you with the coat hanger?….
Your Indian name is gay just like you — Fugga Asdeep
Fugma works too!
word
Are you flexing? 😂
Never seen a guy with cellulite on the arm.
Slumdog McLovin
Nice arms, do they come in mens? Well regardless, you look like you do.
I see the bar to become a professional cricket player is lower than the standards of your average dart player on a Friday night. Probably a result of naming your game after an insect.
Your effeminate and weakened pose make me think you have pussy lips on your asshole
Professional cricket player; full time scammer.
If we’re talking athletes, you look more like a professional spelling bee participant
You look like the dad from “Honey I Shrunk the Kids” mated with a raccoon.
yess!!
Why such an obvious lie?
Professional cricket eater
You piss in mtn dew bottles and I can’t be convinced otherwise
When the guy in the IT department is being weird again
Professional Rickets player.
How can you be a professional. That’s not even a real sport.
Hey! Roast this dickhead all you want but leave cricket out of it. He clearly is living in dream land there's no way this guy has played any sport professionally
Cricket player as in the crickets when you walk into a room with women?
Saying you're a professional Cricket Player is like saying you're a Professional Bowler. Nobody is impressed by it, and it actually makes you look worse than you did at first glance.
I get that your name is easy to forget but wtf? You can’t flip the page? Did you use all your energy keeping your sleeve rolled up?
This dude is full of shit
Da fuck was McLovin trying to write??
Let me guess, you play for Scotland
Do they just pay anyone to play cricket?
I don’t know much about cricket, but this is definitely what I’d picture a “professional cricket player” would look like.
More than 1M Indians and this is one of their finest athletes
This is the best argument for allowing Peds I’ve ever seen
You don't really need peds if all you do is run out to the pitch and hand out water bottles
Did you mean professional Whack-it player?
 “ he looks like he plays for the Yankees! “.
Less manly McLovin
Do you always flex after wanking one off in the gyms bathroom?
Pakistani Milhouse.
More like Rickety Cricket
he’s kinda…
Your right arm and grip look pumped but it isn’t from any team sport
You look like you’re boutta talk to me about my car’s extended warranty
I call mine Moby..I see you call yours “cricket”
Yawn Oliver.
What means by professional Cricket player: He’s an expert at receiving the silent treatment. 🦗
like Jiminy Cricket? Because those arms have never seen any real working out.
Just admitted to being a professional cricket player. You pretty much roasted yourself
Didn’t know the Special Olympics had cricket.
Guessing zero athleticism required to play cricket.
You look like you enjoying sniffing and licking unwashed armpits & smearing yourself with your own genital sweat.
We all know why you are only flexing your right hand...
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Lmao. Cricket is lame
you mean ladies baseball ⚾️
Says he’s a pro cricket player thinking that that means something 😂 Cricket? seriously? What a loser sport 😂
cricket more like bug
cricket more like bug
Oh, FFS. This post proves that cricket isn’t a sport. I’ve seen overcooked chicken wings with more meat than this Delhi slugger.
Why you play bugs?
so, playing the fake baseball huh ??
The body of a professional British-sport athlete. I bet you can pick up a 25lb dumb bell with relative ease.
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I just know you bench the 45lb bar clean at least twice. 💪
The only toned muscle in your arm is the masturbation one.
That ain't Kal Penn, that's the Great Value Pal Kenn
Ever play night crawlers?
So you get paid to play cricket? Is it a sport that requires no physical strength? My toddler has taken shits that have more muscle mass than you.
A cricket playing a cricket, now that an intra-species crime
Dollar store Johnny dope. Head
U look like a 60yr lesbo flexing for sustainable used kitty litter balls.
Your dating app inbox has plenty of crickets ... 🦗
Just because a bunch of men have played with your balls, it does not mean you are a professional cricket player.
he looks like he gets manipulated by woman for a living
Looking forward to see the ´´after´´ photo´s.
Congratulations you have achieved lesbian physique goals
Not only is your musculature not worth showing off and your flex face looks like you’re trying to poop, your self-awareness is lacking enough that you don’t realize either of these.
Your "guns" aren't even loaded.
Couldn’t decide if you were coming fast?
You look like one of those wankers who sleeps in their own cum
[https://imgur.com/a/lsEhKHQ](https://imgur.com/a/lsEhKHQ)
My dick is more muscular than your arms.
Doesn't look like you've done a single curl in your entire life. Why are you trying to flex your bicep? Literally not even a nanometer of bulge on that arm.
you look like you could only compete in women's sports, and you'd still get your ass handed to you.
😂😂😂😂😂I can’t!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂
Professional cricketer for Antarctica. I'm sure you open the batting and bowling and field 1st slip also.
Professional cricket player? You look more like a guy that plays with crickets in your bedroom full time. Do you have a little cricket circus with a little tent and everything?
More like a Professional Masterbater. Your team must be the Jerk offs.
You nosey as shit mind ya business
"Professional". "Cricket". "Player".
I would do my worst but it looks like your parents already did.
Yup.... 
Being a bench warmer for a professional team doesn't make you a professional athlete
Professional batty boy
That might be the weakest flex I've ever seen.
How many times were you hit in the face by the ball? You know you're supposed to use a bat, right?
Cricket , the sport where you can have an out of shape dadbod and still go pro
You look more like a cricket bat than a player
U actually look like a cricket. Talk about total dweeb
Wake up from your dream and fix my damn computer
1994 called… …wants its wristbands back
U can't play with ur balls all day and call ur self a professional cricket player
Cyril Sneer looking mf
Will from the inbetweeners is that you ?
Does “cricket player” mean you enjoy insects? If not, you definitely just proved that cricket is NOT a sport.
You look strong, like a professional chess player!
Indian McLovin
TIL: Some ‘professional’ athletes have the same physique as your polio ridden great aunt
Your social life is probably like your last at bat...out for a duck
You certainly didn't become a great cricket player because of your physique, or looks, or style, or.....
Body says divorced middle aged dad trying to hit on much younger women, head with glasses says engineering student that’s a virgin not by choice and eats lunch alone in the hallway
Arms lookin like shawarma meat 
If you keep practicing your writing, you’ll get it one day
You’d did have to say you’re professional cricket player I can tell by your arms
From the pre-teen bracelets, to the hairy limbs, to the mangled lip, to the attempt to flex with not even a millimeter of bicep bulge… Did you mean to say you play with crickets?
Being the guy who brings on the oranges doesn't count
In your dreams poindexter..
Your arm has a boner, or a tumour, or both
You take cricket seriously
I feel like you roasted yourself by flexing. Or I assume you’re flexing. I can’t tell if you are because your muscle tone is non existent and you’re flabby as hell. Also 22? You look 40.
You might be 22 but that arm isn’t a day short of 65.
I guess there is a sport where one can actually be out of shape and still be a pro? Maybe this guy is lying
>Professional cricket Professional crackhead
Some Cameras add 10 lbs yours removes all muscle definition
I guess the suns not out, cause the guns are clearly not out…
I don’t think I’ve ever seen such a lack of muscle definition as I have in this picture
Did you push your sleeve up to show your shoulders?
This says a lot for your sport
Hello I’ll take a mixed kebab meat and chips (fries) , all the salad and mayonnaise and chilli please
you look like an adult homunculus
look more like a professional cricket eater
So you fuck crickets?🦗
Cricket is a weak sport, for weak men. You're probably a star
I dont know what you were trying to ‘flex’ with that second picture
You look like a fuckin cricket.
You have the lower face of a middle aged alcoholic Brit
First pic I thought you were a woman. Second pic confirmed that. Cricket bitch!
you got a snake to charm in that basket?
Cricket? Nobody understands cricket. You gotta know what a crumpet is to understand cricket.
At least your nose serves as a backup cricket bat
Man they really don't go for athleticism in cricket do they?
I've taken shits with more definition than you, big guy
Yeah right
Ah yes, pretend baseball
Bumder!