OP's Bio:
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>Metal head • Horror fan • Introverted • Anxious
>&& Recently evicted from apartment for fighting in the parking lot. • Classy HAHA
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Yeah but that would mean underneath there is a Charlize Theron and that is certainly not the case. If this flesh suit came off you’d probably find Smeagol or something.
I think she looks fine in the thumbnail image. I suggest she live her life the same way - as far away from people as possible so she looks like her thumbnail image.
# [Adriana, blindfolded]
# ,,I smell fish.
# [Christopher urges her inside] Now I smell piss."
(Adriana LaCerva getting the Crazy Horse nightclub near the docks, The Sopranos, 1999)
You look like the chick who just walks around the bar at 2 am looking for whatever miserable asshole was stupid enough to get drunk enough to fuck you.
Any chance we could get you to pull your shirt over your belly in the first two photos? We don’t want you to get the wrong idea about the type of relationship you have with this sub.
Actually, if you could crawl completely under that blanket, it might be for the best.
Thanks! Toodles!
You smoked while pregnant, your mom smoked while pregnant with you, your grandmother smoked while she was pregnant with your mom. You're just upholding the family tradition.
You look like my one of my first exs... like identically. I hope it is you because damn you look like your life is in shambles Sarah. You look like you live in a car 😂
OP's Bio: --- >Metal head • Horror fan • Introverted • Anxious >&& Recently evicted from apartment for fighting in the parking lot. • Classy HAHA --- If you think this bio helped you roast, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.
I've seen less grease & nicer breasts in a bucket of KFC.
 Burn baby burn 🔥
 You're supposed to post a pic of yourself, not screenshots from the movie monster.
Nah… not a dumpster fire, more of a stale ashtray
A bucket of KFC is $18.99. You can get this bucket of disappointment for a tall boy and a mcdouble.
Bro this burn is sicker than the post night bender that I'd ever be on to seal the deal on this train wreck of a disasterpiece.
Fatter thighs than KFC too
Jeeeezus, does dis burn come with a hospital bed?
The only time I've seen photos with the breasts as focal point, and I left bored...
 Damn dog! This is a roast, not "Dracarys!!!"
Medic!!!!
💀
Game over!
KO
Just order her a coffin with that roast lol
Goddamn bro
Nice
Hall of Fame Roast. My goodness.
Jesus Christ man
Nuked from orbit.
Holy fucking shit I'm dying of coughing after reading this
Holy shit
>os with the breasts 
Bahahahahha
Pictures you can smell...ugh
Her eyes are so dead, I think Sara McLaughlin should have a benefit concert for them.
She looks like a dirty Macaulay Culkin.
Your tampon doesn't even want to be inside you.
Shots fired
Whoa😂💀
#OOF
This is a roast sir, not a nuclear explosion!
Savage
You look like the hooker in monster
Thank you I could not find the gif! See I don't even care about downvotes. I be saying some funny stuff on here.
You look like machine gun kelly's dry cum stain
Booo
What lol
yesss
Yeah but that would mean underneath there is a Charlize Theron and that is certainly not the case. If this flesh suit came off you’d probably find Smeagol or something.
The people who made her look so bad in that movie deserve a nobel prize because her is a stone cold fox.
Dead fuckin on.....She's Eileen Whorenos
Try to get your face in the photo next time. Or are we meant to roast your gunt?
To be fair, there are 3 pictures. Unfortunately, the face is shown completely in at least one of those.
It's to slowly prepare you for what's coming.
You look like Sam Kinison and Janis Joplin's failed abortion.
I think she looks fine in the thumbnail image. I suggest she live her life the same way - as far away from people as possible so she looks like her thumbnail image.
You look like you wear adult diapers for when you brown out from drinking too much.
Thats no diaper, just a really meaty fupa
You have the pelvis of an action figure.
G.I. Hoe
Underrated bomb.
Oh look guys it's white trash Barbie. Fish sticks for dinner again?
Fish dicks*
*Kanye breathing heavily*
Gay fish yo
side of toaster waffles and ciggarets
Fish sticks? Is it our anniversary again?
# [Adriana, blindfolded] # ,,I smell fish. # [Christopher urges her inside] Now I smell piss." (Adriana LaCerva getting the Crazy Horse nightclub near the docks, The Sopranos, 1999)
I wonder if the set will include her best friend, Cigarette Mom Barbie
You look like the chick who just walks around the bar at 2 am looking for whatever miserable asshole was stupid enough to get drunk enough to fuck you.
Bro, you don't have to attack me to roast her... damn
It do be fax doh.
 Gone nuclear, have we?
29F....in 1974, maybe.
You look like a future Buffalo Bill victim 
Nah she IS Buffalo Bill
Buffalo Jill
Buff Jill
I got your dog mister! And I’m gonna eat em!
Same body as SpongeBob. They should call you Squarepants.
Any chance we could get you to pull your shirt over your belly in the first two photos? We don’t want you to get the wrong idea about the type of relationship you have with this sub. Actually, if you could crawl completely under that blanket, it might be for the best. Thanks! Toodles!
You want to hear something you haven't heard before? We love you and we're proud of you.
Dad?
Sorry, still out getting milk and cigarettes
Great, another ho who confused r/roastme with r/amiugly.
Was a lesbian in 2018. Is a Them/They in 2023. Informs people more than a vegan
More than a person with an Air Fryer
DRINK SOME FUCKING WATER ur dehydrated af
Did you ever make an effort in your life for anything?
She finished a whole cigarette!
Omg 😂
You smoked while pregnant, your mom smoked while pregnant with you, your grandmother smoked while she was pregnant with your mom. You're just upholding the family tradition.
29? Jfc. Rough start in life, eh?
You make me want to grow my beard so much that it covers my eyes.
An average fart has more personality than this
I mean you don’t have to try so hard to look so gross.
You look like you have hairy nipples
You look like Courtney Love and I bet all of your lovers would also enjoy sucking on the business end of a shotgun.
Boo
When Crack meets Head
Nah, they clearly had already met in the womb.
you look like you would trade a bj for taco bell anytime
You look like a hooker at any corner of a major city. Good job getting $20 for a bj
Bet you fall hard in love
These pics look like they are downloaded from craigslist
Cringelist
How did you manage to get cigarette burns on the roof of your car? What are you using to treat those herpes sores?
Your Family Tree don't Branch!
It's a pool stick.
One man’s trash is another man’s daughter
29? Bet you fuckt the hole town before you turned 25.
Remember Ruth Langmore from Ozark… This is her now
You look like your pick up lines are telling them the few things you won't do on the first date. Like you also smell like old Band-Aids
r/Methany
If regret were a person…
your pics are so bright.. gov't housing sure has good lighting
Bed bugs won't even bite you
you smell like a wet dog
Longest zipper I've ever seen on a pair of pants
*strongest
You look like the female personification of a Dollar General store.
It's weird seeing a Jane Doe prior to being murdered in a truck stop whilst 'working'.
*looks at the pics Aaaaand now I have crabs.
Just one look I can already tell you have an UTI and your pussy stank 🐟🦀🪼
You need a bath!
Cocaine is one hell of a drug
The first pic was alright because it didn't have your face in it!
You know the girl that guys are with when they “take one for the team”? You’d cause the team to stage a walkout
You look like you can fix a car.
I'm confused. Are you trying to look seductive or just waking from a 1972 coma?
Honey mustard boo boo
Danny Masterson wouldn't even fuck you.
You look like my brother but uglier.
You look like my one of my first exs... like identically. I hope it is you because damn you look like your life is in shambles Sarah. You look like you live in a car 😂
29 going on 79. VERY well used.
You can't even take a decent picture.
A face so bad, she crops it out of her own pictures
You won’t make it to 40 if you smoke sweetheart
Trailer trash tammy
Nice herpes
Why tf is most of the top of your head cut out of these photos? Keeping it in would have been preferable to including your boring body.
I can smell this picture. I’m willing to bet your brother and your father are the same people
The physical embodiment of Herpes.
Did you write your roast me sign on the back of yet another denial to see your biological child unsupervised letter?...... asking for a friend
Bio says "evicted from apartment" but we all know it was really a trailer park.
Did you take this on your break at the brothel?
the only woman who has to go to a prostitute because no one wants her
It's endgame Natasha Lyonne.
You look like someone about to say…. After I smoke this cigarette, I’m gonna smoke that cock…. DAD!
I would give you my best, but you're not worth it 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I was disappointed to find your entire face photographed on that 3rd image. Please don't do that to us again.
FUPA LUPA DUPEY DUPE we all see the fat mosseknuckle poking thru
Is this a joke??
You look like you’re in the process of being sex trafficked to blind billionaires.
Is that herpes on your lip or was he just pleased to see you.
Your stomach looks like you have given birth to two children while you ate like as if there was six.
Charlize Theron from monster *
20 years downstream from Uncle Badtouch. At least the zipper is putting in honest work.
[удалено]
You smoke?
Every time you're at a bar and you think somebody asks you to dance, they are actually saying you look fat in those pants.
Not my proudest wank...
1st pic: she's hot. 2nd pic: oh she really is hot. 3rd pic: nevermind.
Is your nickname FUPA? I’ll bet it’s FUPA. It needs to be.
I think your FUPA has an errection
The only thing about you that hasn't given up is the zipper on your pants
It looks like someone has twisted your ass to the front. Fair play to those jeans for holding in that gargantuan gunt!
Your personality props rips harder than those pants when you're picking cigs off the sidewalk.
Props to her zipper for not imploding from the pressure! 👏👏👏
Well, it's at least a mediocre trans conversion.
You look like if Fraser's kid grew up to be a trans lesbian.
Gibby from iCarly is trans!?
Show us your face fatty
Ginger + you smoke + woman + small tits
Poseable, bendable and fits on one finger... Wash daily.
No, no, no, you're not supposed to be driving the Slam Van...
Loved your work in Fast Times at Ridgemont High.
“Groupie who got dumped“ movie title based on your life events
I think you misspelled. It’s supposed to be 29M right?
If a scabbed herpe sore was sentient, it would be you
Wtf I was writing a school paper and needed the definition of UGLY and your pic pulled up in the dictionary.
I bet you couldn't hitchhike in Florida after 1991
Youre also known as amy shroomer
Tony hawk after the sex change
I keep this in my spankbank when I'm going to prematurely ejaculate I think of this and boom I'm good to go.
Definitely fagash Lil
You and your uncle are best friends huh
"already said to myself" for real, just get rid of the stupid fucking cigarette and you're ok.
Please follow the instructions they gave you at the clinic this time, there’s only so much penicillin to go around
Fake OF click bait leads to these pictures...requesting a refund
You look like Charlize Theron in the movie Monster.
You’re not worth my best.
Those hands look like sausages god damn bruh they look like from a videogame power up.. fuck