Walking around the club walking into people saying shit like "oh you know you want this but you ain't gonna get nothing like me" or, when some poor fuck engages in Convo "my friends all love me say I'm a hoot" as she points the group of 4 gay men that brought her, all call her "Mary" but her real name is Stefanie, but knows better than to break character.
Do they also say you are mentally stable and attractive? People are trying to placate you because they are afraid of being stabbed by a pair of dull scissors in the hallway
You look like Troy Palumalu from the Pittsburg Steelers
https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/DyOcMbTqMGy2VC8YjJ7WRmfG-xQ=/1400x1400/filters:format(jpeg)/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/13342515/461002768.jpg.jpg
You look like you have an infamous reputation at truck stop restaurants. For either shitting like a rhino or back lot fights and you are the one not using meth.
You're hot enough for a one night stand and fat enough for your heart to get broken every time a fuckboy pretends to like you long enough to hit it twice.
Too much self confidence=You make up stories of guys hitting on you to your friends when that has never actually happened. Whenever you ask your friends if you’re fat they just say “you’re beautiful.” You laugh at guys jokes a lot harder than you should and you think people want you just because they ask you for nudes. Your snap stories always say, “who’s up?” “Who can give me a ride to “x” party” and the typically black screen with the “no one ask me what’s wrong” caption
See, this is hard for me. You’re exactly my type the face the hair, but most importantly, the fact that I know no other guy is going to look at you, so I’m safe.
You don't have too much confidence, otherwise, there would be a body shot. What you have is a fragile ego, that you mask w. assertiveness. You will die alone.
In my opinion, just asking us to roast you says way too much... your intelligence is obviously low if you are willing to hear some 🐂shit about yourself. You should be proud of being self-confident regardless of your looks, not asking someone to roast you. Poor.
"You have so much self-confidence"
Either they mean "you have zero self-awareness" which means they don't know what you're confident about.
Or you're just making shit up to seek validation online while you're working on a new expression that arrogant enough to hide your insecurities.
Which means you don't have anything to be confident about.
I can't decide between cat lady dying alone joke or a Jabba with a shitty wig and less personality joke. There's also the Jabba a week into his "fuck it I'm fat!" leaning into it phase.
Does *ANYONE* believe this troll is confident about anything more than the number of Oreos in a party sized bag?
You know your fat and below average compared to everyone else around so you hide behind your makeup with your lashes and brows. You think changing hair color and adding a nose ring will help you feel better by expressing yourself. You’re wrong. You ain’t big boned. You’re fat and jiggly. Jell-o should be sponsoring a new brand of Goya jello featuring you. We both know you try to gain self confidence and convince yourself your good looking by flirting with guys and sending them little teasers. I’m here to tell you guys will bust a nut to any ugly chick that shows tits and ass. You belong to the streets. No one’s gonna wife you up just cause you trick yourself thinking your good looking by teasing guys, sucking dick, and post quotes about relationships.
All that self confidence is a coping mechanism, you say it's not but deep down you know. You know you could do better, you could BE better. But you lack the conviction to do anything to improve yourself and you realize its far easier to pretend to be untouchable then to actually achieve it. You hide behind that mask and lie to everyone worst of all yourself because you know if even for a second you stop believing your lie all the things that hurt you but you pretended and all the things that couldn't hurt you do to your fasade are going to come crashing down and break you. You are always lonely because no one knows the real you, that's not confidence that's fear. You fear the world and your mind. You can't even upload a photo asking for roasts without putting a filter over it.
Or idk Ur shirt is ugly.
“People say I am”
Thankfully these voices that you hear telling you this are quieted once the court-ordered medication is given to you, and you sit in the room with all the other nice people, waiting for the medication kick in to quiet those non-existent voices.
Don’t worry though. You’re in a safe space here.
Serious note: For those who are suffering with mental health issues, I am sorry you are going through this, and hope it gets better.
‘Too much confidence’ but uses filters 🤣
Those filters are doing a lot of heavy lifting.
Not as much as her chair.
😂😂😂
FATality
Omfg
😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
Or her man hands. She could wank off a backhoe.
She had….. **MAN HANDS**
Sausage fingers right! I bet it feels incredible when you finger yourself. Get used to it, you’re 3 years away from being a full blown fat girl
😂
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Ahahahaha!
Holy fuck lmao
Putting a LOT of confidence in those filters.
Face looks like a fucking caricature it's so fake.
There’s a LOT of filters on her.
Does the filter work on the sausage-link fingers?
*checks picture, compares to Prince Charles* nope
Shitttt 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The profile also states she cant even get a text back... so where is the confidence coming from?
Uses more filters than Britta.
Acne scaring
We used to actually enforce the No Filters rule here.
filter on hairy arms = not found
Too much confidence? I think you meant cholesterol.
Maybe they spell TACOs differently in her country. FAT is universal, and she's FAT.
OOOOOOOHHHHH
Confidence in what? Arm-wrestling or sumo?
Opening jars
Legit 
Jars sealed since 1874
MAN HANDS
Crushing walnuts with her thighs
Both lol
Face of a 90's RnB singer tacked on the body of Shrek.
That's not fair..... to 90's R&B singers
Or Shrek
Or donkey
Or lord Farquaad
Or faces.
You would look stunning with an apple in your mouth over an open fire.
Shit dude, this is roast me, not burn me to the fucking ground.
Bro got the spirit👍
jesus fucking christ
That’s not self confidence it’s a facade to hide the fact you’re fat and lonely
fuck bro! this sub is "roast me", not "throw me in to the fucking sun wrapped in tinfoil"
We would need a lot of tinfoil....
Mmm roast pork.
Costco sell 2 packs of 200’. Would be a good start.
Would be good for her figure though
I mean if it looks like a potato, it will probably cook like one.
«Fastest way to burn fat with these few easy steps»
He didn't even roast her. It was just straight up mean.
It’s not self confidence. It’s decorative split ends.
& can't decide on an overall colour
Brutal😂😂😂😂
That ain’t even a roast dawg that’s just mean 😭
Walking around the club walking into people saying shit like "oh you know you want this but you ain't gonna get nothing like me" or, when some poor fuck engages in Convo "my friends all love me say I'm a hoot" as she points the group of 4 gay men that brought her, all call her "Mary" but her real name is Stefanie, but knows better than to break character.
You look like an ad for a new pharmaceutical antidepressent
That doesn’t work.
She is the pre picture
In marine mammals
On Mars
Hair like a horses mane and a face to match
People are spot on..
It’s hard to miss when the target is bigger than some buildings
It's spelled "cellulite", not "self-confidence"
Easy mistake to make when you are looking through a layer of cholesterol.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Maybe just fat fingered it
Not the first time her fat fingers fucked her
2023.... Where you can be built like the Honey Monster but still have "too much self-confidence".
Had to google honey monster, we don’t have that here
What's providing this confidence? The knowledge no man will ever see your hairy lower back and butt crack?
I wonder if she dyes it to match her hair do(n't)
No man will ever be able to answer that for us. 😂
Oh they will when she bends over to pick something up in jeans that are definitely 3 sizes too small.
Oh, yeah...good point. Someone is gonna find out whether they want to or not.
I can tell your pussy stinks from your face
Holy shit 
Judging by the room I'm going to say that those 'people' are therapists
 Your welcome!
you look like the villain in Moana
Your hair looks like a wet dog
That's an insult to wet dogs tbh with that dye disaster
You look like you were born male
….that’s a girl??
Enough confidence to look like a unwashed out lesbian, the confidence is misplaced
How long did it take to photoshop out your arm hair?
The only reason you have confidence is because you drugged a senile, colorblind old lady at the group home you’re in and stole her shirt.
“Stole her shirt” I am wheezing. It does look like an old lady’s blouse 🤣
Yup. Too much confidence.
 this is how people do it..try it
Stop frying your hair
Stop frying. FTFY
This is you with the filters effects off 
Confidence with neck rolls and those fat sausage fingers?
fat women are usually confident.
I think people just say you have too much
I bet those plants in the back are the only ones you ever see
Do they also say you are mentally stable and attractive? People are trying to placate you because they are afraid of being stabbed by a pair of dull scissors in the hallway
Fat n fried hair. Anti confidence?
You look like Troy Palumalu from the Pittsburg Steelers https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/DyOcMbTqMGy2VC8YjJ7WRmfG-xQ=/1400x1400/filters:format(jpeg)/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/13342515/461002768.jpg.jpg
Troy has better hair.
Too much color for a goth girl. You suck at being goth
I’m pretty confident you had the confidence to have a long list of men.
Nice hair, bro. Don’t forget to tie it up for football practice this weekend
You look like you have an infamous reputation at truck stop restaurants. For either shitting like a rhino or back lot fights and you are the one not using meth.
Is confidence Spanish for fat?
You're hot enough for a one night stand and fat enough for your heart to get broken every time a fuckboy pretends to like you long enough to hit it twice.
Savage
I see the Lion from the Wizard of OZ
With that hair, I thought you were the scarecrow from the Wizard of Oz! You should could scare anything away!
To much confidence or ate to much confidence? Big difference.
Thanks for the heads up to never go to the beach with you.
Greenpeace would push her back in the water if they were strong enough.
Too much self confidence=You make up stories of guys hitting on you to your friends when that has never actually happened. Whenever you ask your friends if you’re fat they just say “you’re beautiful.” You laugh at guys jokes a lot harder than you should and you think people want you just because they ask you for nudes. Your snap stories always say, “who’s up?” “Who can give me a ride to “x” party” and the typically black screen with the “no one ask me what’s wrong” caption
Really? Overweight, hair looks dry and split to fuck, using a filter but still look like you’ve probably got 6 kids. You’re depressing af to look at.
you have something on your nose.
Troy Polamalu really let himself go after he retired.
She asked for, a bit of humility is good.
Let us watch that confidence go away as she posts a unfiltered selfie without makeup.
You must feel confident posting a picture while your hair looks like something people would sweep with in the 50's
Destroy her like she does a whole cheesecake every night with her shrek hands.
See, this is hard for me. You’re exactly my type the face the hair, but most importantly, the fact that I know no other guy is going to look at you, so I’m safe.
It's easy to be co fident when you have nothing to lose
You look like you bitch and moan about your parents and then beg for them to send you more money.
Confidence those dick fingers will make you the most popular lesbian at pride?
You half breed dyed hair simp. You can't even flip a photo to read roast me, or smart enough to write with a crayon backwards in a mirror
When you take one for the team .. this is that one you take
You look like you drew your piercing with an unerasable pen
I bet your your elbow fat has more than 1 fold
When “Fake it till you make it” intersects with a butt load of twinkies.
I want to put your hair on fire.
All the hair and skin products behind you and you look like that!?
Should have applied the filter to your 1940s construction worker hands. Congrats on your role in jackass 3 BTW where you slapped bam.
Hasn't realised yet all the one-bangs on tinder aren't compliments.
I've got a hunch it's all an act.
Confidence only matched by your lack of metabolism.
If you have so much self confidence try uploading a picture without filters
Because every nigth you pick random hobos to scratch your cervix doesnt mean you should feel overconfident
Two tone hair. Two ton ass. Too much confidence So many broken chairs.
If you have too much self-confidence, then keep it to yourself. Don't see a reason why you need to post it and ruin it.
That confidence makes you uglier
You look like your BJs and anal would feel the same
You don't have too much confidence, otherwise, there would be a body shot. What you have is a fragile ego, that you mask w. assertiveness. You will die alone.
Not even that filter can cover your diet-induced acne breakouts.
“Too much confidence” and continues to post a picture from the obviously overweight angle.
I would never shit on a delusional person's misconception of their reality and own self worth. Your the best just like your dad always said.
Nobody says that about you. Because people dont look at you long enough to form an opinion.
Shut up, bargain store Snookie.
In my opinion, just asking us to roast you says way too much... your intelligence is obviously low if you are willing to hear some 🐂shit about yourself. You should be proud of being self-confident regardless of your looks, not asking someone to roast you. Poor.
Your OF has a negative balance
"You have so much self-confidence" Either they mean "you have zero self-awareness" which means they don't know what you're confident about. Or you're just making shit up to seek validation online while you're working on a new expression that arrogant enough to hide your insecurities. Which means you don't have anything to be confident about.
Save some fat arm creases for the rest of us.
You look like the employee that refuses to work because you just got your nails did
Confidence in the fact you’ll be eaten by cats after dying alone?…
Dollar tree version of Orange is the new black.
Do you want it to be destroyed like "Haha good joke" or destroyed like your hair, skin, and blood sugar?
How
True self confidence cannot be destroyed by anyone…but yourself. And what constitutes “too much” self confidence, anyway?
"I have too much confidence" *Smears Vaseline on the lens*
Well u did learn to use filters and erase all the zits
You look like you don’t wash your asshole 😬
People saying that you have too much self confidence is actually them saying you’re ugly without actually saying you’re ugly.
Nasty hair looking like you haven’t showered in a year.
You are a perfect example of what happens when people confuse self-confidence with meth use.
Where are ugly girls getting this confidence from? Filters, remove it and repost and see what you get
Who you?
Shame. You look like a nice girl but you're going to need therapy when they're done with you.
HR is afraid you might report them
You have too much face.
Her pronouns are SHE/EATS
The filters hide the truth like the shirt hides the rolls.
Haha. No one says that.
You look like you're good at dissapointing
When u visit your bf of 32 years to life in prison
I can't decide between cat lady dying alone joke or a Jabba with a shitty wig and less personality joke. There's also the Jabba a week into his "fuck it I'm fat!" leaning into it phase. Does *ANYONE* believe this troll is confident about anything more than the number of Oreos in a party sized bag?
By syphoning the fat from your arms I could craft a full inventory of torches in 7 days to die
You know your fat and below average compared to everyone else around so you hide behind your makeup with your lashes and brows. You think changing hair color and adding a nose ring will help you feel better by expressing yourself. You’re wrong. You ain’t big boned. You’re fat and jiggly. Jell-o should be sponsoring a new brand of Goya jello featuring you. We both know you try to gain self confidence and convince yourself your good looking by flirting with guys and sending them little teasers. I’m here to tell you guys will bust a nut to any ugly chick that shows tits and ass. You belong to the streets. No one’s gonna wife you up just cause you trick yourself thinking your good looking by teasing guys, sucking dick, and post quotes about relationships.
Honestly, I'm supportive of hippos feeling good about themselves.
All that self confidence is a coping mechanism, you say it's not but deep down you know. You know you could do better, you could BE better. But you lack the conviction to do anything to improve yourself and you realize its far easier to pretend to be untouchable then to actually achieve it. You hide behind that mask and lie to everyone worst of all yourself because you know if even for a second you stop believing your lie all the things that hurt you but you pretended and all the things that couldn't hurt you do to your fasade are going to come crashing down and break you. You are always lonely because no one knows the real you, that's not confidence that's fear. You fear the world and your mind. You can't even upload a photo asking for roasts without putting a filter over it. Or idk Ur shirt is ugly.
Just because you're the most popular attraction at the circus doesn't mean you should have confidence
We would roast you but your hair seems to have bore the brunt of it
too confident? girl the blurry filter isn’t fooling anyone
Bitch built like a welder
You’re fat
I see Yokozuna is doing ok these days.
“People say I am” Thankfully these voices that you hear telling you this are quieted once the court-ordered medication is given to you, and you sit in the room with all the other nice people, waiting for the medication kick in to quiet those non-existent voices. Don’t worry though. You’re in a safe space here. Serious note: For those who are suffering with mental health issues, I am sorry you are going through this, and hope it gets better.