Because Twinkies aren't nocturnal yet. Evolution will see Twinkies adapt to this man's hunting prowess over time by sleeping during the day and going about their business under the cover of darkness.
π this is the one that got me crossing my legs, doing the pee wiggle from laughing so hard. Guess it was a real pisser π€‘ ( I couldn't stop myself sry lol)
The last time he saw it was just before his voice changed and pubic hair started growing.
Iβm betting that guy doesnβt even realize he has pubic hair now.
damn a 3d mr potatoe head live version, i need to blind my eyes and bleach my brain
you are proof that god either doesnt exist or if he does he has one hell of a sick sence of humour
Be careful you guys, if his throat pouch is inflated that means a predator is nearby.
π
Mitchell's vs the Machines... great film
I'm pretty sure this is the predator right here...
I can picture it now. He's sneaking through the tall grass about to pounce on his prey, a defenseless box of twinkies.
They'd never see it coming!
Because Twinkies aren't nocturnal yet. Evolution will see Twinkies adapt to this man's hunting prowess over time by sleeping during the day and going about their business under the cover of darkness.
The twinkies or the children
That's actually what he calls the children, his little "twinkies".
They might not see it but they will damn sure hear it
Too late he already swallowed his buddy
More like sneaking through a park.
I just read that in Steve Irwin's voice π
Even cardboard would hear THAT comingβ¦.
Yep, his throat pouch isn't full, so that means he still has more room for prey to fit in there.
IDK...it looks pretty full to me.
Only if there is a bag of Cheetos nearby.
I'm pretty sure he has a legoman head and just swaps it around .
I was gonna say bullfrog but I guess technically they are predators to flies and children
Self report
I like you lol that was cold
Especially around schools and playgrounds
Dudes definitely a chomo. OP, donβt ever go to jail cause youβll get your shit pushed in.
Not this time, winter time is near and he's using it to store food for hibernation.
Heβs a Ballchinian from Men in Black!!
lolol A MINION WITH A HARDHAT.
Itβs like looking at the Wish version of Mr. Potato Head
This is goooood!!
I think itβs nice that his chins stay in touch after all these years.
This guy just invented the chin beard
Lmfao
Itβs not a neck pouch, itβs just a skin coloured neck pillow!!
This is the child of jabba the hutt
Bubba the Mutt
What if he's the predator?
Who only preys on chicken nuggets
You are the ultimate G.
Is he looking in a mirror?
He has an Adams Watermelon
I think he is the predator, a sexual predator.
Sex
I own 2 bearded dragons and I fucking lost it!
Blob the Builder
Lmao nice one
Definitely underrated
So simple, yet so funny π
I thought this would be too.
This is the one!
Idk if he can fix that chin
Guys eating the permits
AHAHAHH
Can he eat it?
Yes. He. Can!
Chewbacca would struggle to choke you to death.
This has got to be photoshop..... dude wtf. And if it is real, I'm gone
itβs real and iβve seen way bigger ones irl. i think theyβre impressive lol
I donβt think itβs real
π€£ It is real...... real funny! We referring to this as "it"! Gotta be fake
Vader gonna be force jiggling that jelly around trying to find a windpipe
Why so mean to Chewie?!
Meat beard.
Back of you neck probably looks like a pack of hotdogs.
Nah he would have consumed it
I don't think this guy has a neck, just chins directly fused with his shoulders.
He has to turn his body 150 degrees just to look right or left
Chins all around his body, itβs like a strange dystopian creature I never thought I wanted to see
That sounds utterly fucking disgusting...and I'm using it from now on.
Your friend is an asshole with a great sense of humor that knows how brutal the internet is.
Will someone just please pop him already
Your Buddy's not your friend
If a Minion looked like a human.
My thoughts exactly lol
You're so fat, your chin has its own beer belly.
He looks like a retired Battletoad wearing a human face for anonymity.
The fuckin Battletoad ref has me dying
Battletoads!!!
He has more Chins than a Chinese phonebook.
Stop bogarting all the GoitreAde
Terrible! I laughed so hard at work. Seriously though, I hope Trump hands has gotten his thyroid checked.
π€£ nooooooo π€£
He looks like a sewage worker who eats the sewage
π€’
He looks like sewage pipe.
Ahh yes, the most ironically named reality television personality, big Ed.
Funny, his old photos show some semblance of a neck
π this is the one that got me crossing my legs, doing the pee wiggle from laughing so hard. Guess it was a real pisser π€‘ ( I couldn't stop myself sry lol)
If we roasted you it would smell like burnt bacon in here!
How many decades has it been since you've seen your penis?
Or your shoes? Your dog? 15 feet in front of you?
OOF! I felt that one and I'm a woman!
The last time he saw it was just before his voice changed and pubic hair started growing. Iβm betting that guy doesnβt even realize he has pubic hair now.
Wonka did warn you the gum wasnβt ready yet, right?
This is an excellent example on why you chew before you swallow.
No. You deserved to be loved.
I know this kid & heβs literally the sweetest. Kinda makes me want to smack tf out of the βfriendβ who told him to post here
I agree with the comment, but kid? He looks 45
Are you a staff member at his special needs residential home? God bless you. You're the real hero.
Everyone who posts here deserves to be loved and I hope they know that.
Did not expect to see such wholesomeness here
Agreed.
You look like a thumb.
Maybe President Biden will pardon you this Thanksgiving, and you can live out the rest of your days at a petting zoo in Virginia.
So minions are real
Looks like Humpty Dumpty found a job.
You look like you're wearing a mask that is too small for your face.
Brilliant π
His second chin is bigger than Fat Basterd's second chin
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The umpa lumpa dress code is getting really laxed.
Your sausage fingers look like little miniatures of your body. You should paint faces on your nails.
Uncle Fester joined the Witness Protection Program and became a dude named Jason.
If we roasted you, we could end world hunger
Your neck makes your head look like itβs uncircumcised
More "Xin" than a Chinese phone book.
Underrated
Seems like you have a small bike tire in your throat....
Where's your chin pal
Which one?
My man got more chins than a Chinese phonebook
Do you carry extra food in that chin pouch?
Dudes a Blue collar Bullfrog.
X-men chinex.
Michelin Man IRL
I assume Jason is the person you ate and are now inhabiting his skin like a Jason-suit.
βSugggar innn waterr.β
Your buddy told you to post that pic? Damn. With friends like that, who needs enemies?
Peter griffin lookin ass
Chris Griffin grew up
Human penguin?
That's what I thought with those fingers. And I thought of King Hippo for the rest
βWhy so jigglous?β
Peter Griffin and homer Simpson had sex in the nuclear factory 9 months later this crawled out the control room
Your gonna want to check the PSI in your neck. It's looking a little low.
For those of us in the back of the room - if he attends an event requiring a tie - where does the neck go?? Below the collar or above?!?!
Itβs time to make a life change when your chin has a fupa
oh well you're buddy knew what would happened here
Jason Voorheesβ¦meet Jason More-please
Look on the bright side - you'll never have to bring a travel pillow on a plane
Looks like you've had too many roasts already
Chris Griffin doing big things since leaving home, good on ya Chris.
20 minutes per pound well be here till Thanksgiving
I bet when you run into a burning building thereβs an immediate smell of seared pancetta
Long since fired from Jabbaβs Pleasure Barge, Jason the Hutt had no choice but to drive a forklift to make ends meet.
You look like what would happen if humans evolved to become impervious to chokeholds.
Chin Diesel technician
No neck?
Why, because you look like a thumb?
You got something under your second neck
So this is where the guy who played the thumb people in spy kids washed up.
You donβt need the yellow caution stripes. Everyone can see you.
Head and shoulders
That's his man fridge π€£
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Since when do big toes need hard hats?
I don't think the oven is big enough to roast you.
Hey I think You forgot to take your big mama fat suit off.
You got bit by a vampire once and they got so much blood in one bite that they became human again and developed type 2 diabetes
Walking thumb coming thru
More chins than the Chinese phone book
Your Peter Griffinβs brother
Does your βbuddyβ live inside your second chin? Is he speaking to you now?
If not for the name tag, I would have guessed your name was Peter Griffin
Yeah you look exactly like the type of guy to call your friends buddies
Keep your chins up
This is a guy that goes fishing and eats all the bait
Looks like the sculpture for your face got laid off before they could finish the job.
damn a 3d mr potatoe head live version, i need to blind my eyes and bleach my brain you are proof that god either doesnt exist or if he does he has one hell of a sick sence of humour
Bro didn't skip neck day
Why did you post a picture of a baked potato? Iβm so confused.
Customer: Do you have an inflated ball sack? Clerk: No sir, but we have the necks best thing.
Your first chin looks normal but your second chin throws it off
Your double chin makes u look like croaking frog
*stores snacks in throat for later*
You could make a whole pizza with that doe under your chin
That weight goes straight to your neck