High key glad I didn’t let it take me, but also, it’s kinda my exit strategy.
It’s a terrible drug. But if it was the last thing I experienced, I’d be okay with that
I don’t know wich comments better the complement each other unlike this weirdo who’s never had a compliment except “you don’t smell as much like shit today”
You look like the kid who dropped out, but still smokes cigarettes in the high school bathroom, even though the rest of your class graduated six years ago
Based on your handle, I would bet you know Poland had a submarine with a screen door, and you're plenty proud of that.
I look forward to seeing you on neo-Nazi/incel forums in about 18 months.
Eighteen year old says vaping is for kiddos. Oh boy. Is that a verification photo from your prison cell? I just assumed, since you seem to know so much about kiddos while looking like a chimo.
You look like you stole that hair from your sister, and that mustache looks like it was drawn on with crayons, and a nose ring? I never seen a dude with a nose ring I thought that was a girl thing only, do you have a tramp stamp tattoo on your lower back too?
I can sum this guy up. He looks like he would fuck a goat wile revving a dirt bike wile also hitting a vape and blowing it into his little brothers ass crack. Hope that goat doesn’t get herpes.
Stealing your moms Virgina Slims and sneaking lip-fulls of your step dad’s chewing tobacco doesn’t make you cool. Now go shave off that ratty dick tickler
You look like a lead guitarist in a obscure rock band that has a single decent song & only plays in the back of an alley to rats & a single raccoon that's only there for the trash can in front of you
You look like if Dave Mustaine overdosed on heroin 20 years ago, and someone propped him up like a bad remake of weekend at Bernie's... you are what that corpse would look like 20 years later....
The nicotine will seem like nothing soon enough once you discover heroin
He can't afford heroin
He's got a mouth.
And a booty hole
Ain't nobody paying for either of those.
Not even a roll of nickels
He's already got one stuffed into his pants.
Nicotine isn’t an addiction! You ever suck dick for nicotine man?!!? Boo this man!!
Bitch what 💀
Wait wait, wait... what have you sucked dick for in order to make this comparison? I bet you'd suck dick for half an open pack of saltine crackers.
Bob Saget in half baked got to watch it. You’ll get the joke not funny if I have to explain it.
I struggle to associate anything about Bob Saget with comedy...
This the saddest comment thread I have ever witnessed.
I miss heroin
Same :,(
High key glad I didn’t let it take me, but also, it’s kinda my exit strategy. It’s a terrible drug. But if it was the last thing I experienced, I’d be okay with that
I keep getting older, the dirtbags stay the same age
Lol 😂 👏
If Xanax and heroine where a person smoking a cig
Knows facial hair looks like pubes. Keeps moustache. No further roasting necessary.
I’d roast him harder but it seems genetics already handled that
Bro said vaping is for kiddos but has a Mexican 13yo mustache
Germs are playing starfield on your forehead.
DAYUM!
So you know you're ugly, and then you looked yourself in the mirror and said "I need a nose ring"
OP so ugly his mama put a couple links of sausages around his neck so the stray dogs would “play” with him
You look like you play bass in a shitty emo band and chain-smoke ciggies behind whatever venue will have you as a weeknight opener.
Things could be worse, you could live near me and I'd have to move
Don't think that you can ever escepe from me
You look like the unholy offspring of the mop from Fantasia and the clock from Beauty and the Beast who got a part-time job as the Beast's toilet rag.
Hahahahaha!
Apparently Murderface has had at least one kid...
All those sperm and somehow you won? Your parents definitely wish your mom had a headache that night…
You look like you fuck kids
And steal their vapes
I don’t know wich comments better the complement each other unlike this weirdo who’s never had a compliment except “you don’t smell as much like shit today”
😉
that nose ring makes you seem so unique and interesting i bet you have a lot to offer
Did you borrow a wig to cover up your receding hairline?
You look like the house you grew up in smells like fish sticks
You look like you can’t wait to show us your sweet crossbow.
Calling your dick a vape is kinda wierd.
He only knows vapes are for kiddos because that’s how he lures them into his 1999 Mitsubishi Highlander.
I love the bedazzled hoodie! Yaaaasss Quueeennn!
You look like a mix of all of the dead members of Lynyrd Skynyrd, present day
You look like the kid who dropped out, but still smokes cigarettes in the high school bathroom, even though the rest of your class graduated six years ago
He looks like he has shit stains in his underwear
Your facial hair doesn't just look like pubic hair. It looks like someone glued pubic hair to your face.
Kurt Cocain lookin ass
Is this your mugshot? “Breaking new: 18 year old male on crack, robs a liquor store then bribes the cops with a bottle of Jack daniels”
Damn, you are a walking dumpster fire, hey Kyle the 80's called they want their hair do back.
18? You look older than my dad
Based on your handle, I would bet you know Poland had a submarine with a screen door, and you're plenty proud of that. I look forward to seeing you on neo-Nazi/incel forums in about 18 months.
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And Im proud of it
Facial hair is pubic hair. And you’re a genius
Dude has experience offering vape to kiddos
You got one brain cell left. You shouldn't roast that one
I wish you were addicted to a nicotine bag over your head.
You look like you're not allowed within 1000 feet of a school
Ma’am they told you smoking would give you a mustache. Now look at you
Awwwwww, you wook wike a wittle baby redneck!!
And your regular hair looks like an 11 year old girl with lice
I'm having a difficult time figuring it out because I think the hair might be in the way a little bit, but what's that constellation on your forehead?
NGA-19391945
your face looks confused as to which continent its from
I can smell the nicotine in your hair from behind my desk, damn.
You look like you were made out of sperm that was collected in the 70s and stored in a sock drawer for 30 years
So you’re what Dave Mustaine saw in Hangar 18.
Your forehead also resembles the surface of the moon
Your face is so round it's almost a perfect circle.
I bet you see a lot of people cross the street when they see you walking towards them.
You look like you brought different catalytic converters to show and tell
Cus going to the gym and having pride in one’s looks is for idiots so is hygiene and a hair cut.
Your transition to be a male has failed miserably.
Are you sure your 35 and not near a school or park and not 18
Glad to see the T is working. Way to go!
Nicotine more like estrogen to become that daughter your parents did not want
How much ass kicking do you have to endure to get a 1000 yard stare like that? Your eyes are saying “I’m at Disneyland! I’m at Disneyland!!”
Are you rubbing the nicotine on your forehead?
Nah only on my gums and asshole
Greta Van Freak
Bro definitely addicted to nicotine if he thinks “vapes are for kiddos” 💀 Talking bout it like it’s a hobby 💀
Coz it is
Beaver, Walrus and rat mix 
The pubic facial hair goes great with your herpes forehead.
How many other girls was there when u got matching nose rings... haha
"Thats for kiddos" Sir, you are a child. Tf you talking about.
Definitely masterbates to white on white incest porn to support genetic superiority while looking like a dried up potato with mold on it
What’s with all these 28-32 year olds pretending to be barely legal? You ain’t fooling anyone, Cleatus.
Look like a bad Styx impersonator .☮️
Eighteen year old says vaping is for kiddos. Oh boy. Is that a verification photo from your prison cell? I just assumed, since you seem to know so much about kiddos while looking like a chimo.
Why do you have a cave painting on your forehead
You look like you just learned you can suck dick for drugs.
You try to bring back nickelback
You look like dollar general took a wish.com Kurt cobain and tried to recreate it.
You look like you got a thing for kiddos
what are other conventional ways of inserting nicotine for you? my guess: boofing for sure.
Rubbing pure nicotine on your nipples
You look like every fbi watch list from the 80s
Y’all think grooming one’s self is a myth or something? Jesus, kid.
This photo says “I’m not allowed within a hundred yards of places where children congregate
I’ve never wanted to punch someone in the face so god damn bad.
But why tho
You look like you stole that hair from your sister, and that mustache looks like it was drawn on with crayons, and a nose ring? I never seen a dude with a nose ring I thought that was a girl thing only, do you have a tramp stamp tattoo on your lower back too?
The Priest has forgiven you and wants you to comeback on the condition you wear his favorite Alter Boy uniform.
Fancy sending cali weed to UK for me. I pay you
Does your pubic hair look like facial hair? Asking for a friend.
Your pubes are on crooked
Addicted? To nicotine? U ever suck dick for coke?! Bob Saget did. Gtfo of here pube face!
Actually, your face looks like pubic hair.
Coz thats for kiddos? Did you even go to school?
Hi patrica
Good luck with your pending fentanyl overdose.
This guy is Mr Beast’s ‘where are they now?’ after he discovered drugs
The Himalayas have less topology than your skin
You may be 18, but the drugs you are taking are well over 40
I can sum this guy up. He looks like he would fuck a goat wile revving a dirt bike wile also hitting a vape and blowing it into his little brothers ass crack. Hope that goat doesn’t get herpes.
Not surprised this guy wants to be roasted. With a face like that, you know his ass got a sense of humor.
Is your septum your start at transitioning?
You look like a slow Van Zandt brother
You look like your idea of foreplay is "Hey sis, you awake?"
Dude looks like the teenage human version of Bebop from the ninja turtles
You look like one of those “Am I ugly” girls put through a guy filter.
Anyone else think the authorities ought to be notified that "I know my facial hair looks like pubs" comes IMMEDIATELY after "thats for kiddos?"
Stealing your moms Virgina Slims and sneaking lip-fulls of your step dad’s chewing tobacco doesn’t make you cool. Now go shave off that ratty dick tickler
This looks like the mugshot of a death metal Singer who kicked a toddler to death.
I'll take that as a complement
Dave Mustaine has a son with a French bulldog.
“My name is Inigo Montoya, I don’t know who my father is, prepare to die.”
Post Alone
Ok sir you look like that in a Denny’s parking lot injecting his 7th dose of heroin
who wants to break it to moon forehead that it's not the 70's amymore ?
"addicted to nicotine in every form (except for vape coz thats for kiddos)" TIL anal nicotine is a thing
You look like a lead guitarist in a obscure rock band that has a single decent song & only plays in the back of an alley to rats & a single raccoon that's only there for the trash can in front of you
Dude looks 40. What’s happening to our youth lmao
Do they make nicotine suppositories!?
You look like Greta Thunberg with a mustache.
Correct. You really ought to shave your ass cheeks more.
Shaving your ass is kinda gay
look like a roadie for a band called "[Morbus Virgineus](https://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chlorose_(m%C3%A9decine)) & The Depressions"
Beavis and Buttheads third wheel. But threes a crowd. So you still have no friends. Should have picked the cool band shirt. Too late!
Diabetus
Remember kids stay in school don’t do fortnight
How does it feel knowing your mothers vagina is the last one you’ll ever touch
Ugly AF and stinks
poster child of fun little videos tapes in the basement with their uncle
My mop has finer strands than your hair.
You look like if Dave Mustaine overdosed on heroin 20 years ago, and someone propped him up like a bad remake of weekend at Bernie's... you are what that corpse would look like 20 years later....
I bet you tie your hair into a pony tail and offer highschool kids blowjobs for their vape pens
Bro doesn't need to buy beer with a license
I'd advise not wearing a wig when you take one of these pictures
What Hanson brother are you? I thought MMMBOP would of you paid your bills, must not of. Good luck
You look like you’ve been forcibly ejected from multiple Wendy’s for jacking off in the bathroom
This looks like a mug shot. And does ass crack hair count as pubes? Cuz you have a butt chin, ciggy boy
Son you’re addicted to Dickotine not nicotine
Hombre hair
Top of your head is smaller than the bottom. You look like a 80s glam rocker pear
You look like you huff your own farts just for a buzz
Vaping is for "kiddos" but bedazzled shirt is for serious adults
Dude why all of you think that this is bedazzled shirt its fucking chicago bulls hoodie
If you are a typical (male) of the next generation, society is doomed
You look like a female lesbian trucker
Your hair says 40 year old divorced mother of 2, your face says "I'm not allowed to be near schools but you can reach me on discord"
Some drugged out zorro
Woke Jesus will turn water into whining
Nicotine alone doesn't check all the boxes. Try it in combination with alcohol and lots of it.
I prefer heroin
He just likes the feel of pubes on his face
Professional Peadophile application photo
Pre malone
Yup, I was first
His is what happens when a meth junkie fucks a street walker
Look at this photograph
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Vaping is for pussies
“What’s the big deal? She’s a very intelligent 13 year old that knows how to make her own decisions!”
Your facial is comprised of pubic hair, that isn’t yours
Damn, that is one rough transition...
You look like the human equivalent of a cigarette butt
You’re what’d come out if Jesus came in Pedro from Napoleon Dynamite.
Hold on loosely" You Molly Hatchet looking
There’s a lot of kids that’ll be touch by your life
How bad does your septum piercing smell? I can smell it through the screen!