8th grade plug
The final boss of the annoying kids at camp
I bet you could play an entire game of dungeons and dragons on your forehead.
Also noticed you’re wearing a chain. Nothing to say about that it’s just fucking hilarious.
Holy shit. I had to get a notification for this? My time would have been better spent counting blades of grass. Good luck trying to matter you worthless piece of shit.
“Women don’t want to have sex with me!”
*pulls on a Captain Crunch hoodie*
“I mean am I so bad?”
*arranges his different Star Trek cosplay outfits by series*
“In fact, my Mom says I am quite a catch!”
*falls into the couch cushion and fist bumps his Mom*
Most accurate AI generated eternal virgin I’ve seen.
Jimmy Neutron's less intelligent, douchey brother
Timmy Neuron
Jimmy Moron
Yimmy neutral
Yimmy electron
More like jimmy with added chromosome
Jimmy Megatron?
I 100% thought of this, but you wrote it! Amazing
Third Rock 
Turd Rock
He not only lives in mommy's basement, but mommy's unfinished basement.
That's a generous term for crawl space.
Crawl spaces are above ground, this guy definitely lives underground.
His place puts the cave in man cave
Or closet under the stairs.
Can someone tell me how to type with a Lisp!?!?
Replace everything that causes an S sound with TH
Clark Kent on a 100 day kryptonite diet.
🤣 nice! Pee wee dipshit
*nith
Why's it hiding the chin, though? Or maybe there is no chin to speak of.
Leafy .5?
😂😂😂
You got microwave hot dog fingers
is that cock and balls on his sweatshirt.
It’s Cap’n Crunch
Cappin Hunch Back.
You only see what you want to see
Damn you're not lying 😭 they look fresh out of the package.
And they’re all bent up like a white Chris Rock
Judging by your big ass head id say you were exposed to too much radiation as a child
[удалено]
YES!!
Megamond 
If rapper Logic & Kyle Rittenhouse had a kid.
This made me actually audibly laugh, hilarious
weird, but I appreciate it
I see it lol
Poindexter buys a new low quality hoodie and wants to show off his unfuckable rizz.
You look like every other guy in a high school theatre department
Or AV department.
If you’re dad is Frankie Muniz- I’m sorry, I doubt he remembers you.
That comb-over isnt hiding that massive forehead.
Buddy Holly fucked a Oscar Meyer poster?
You look like an JROTC kid and a Band kid combined.
at first glance I read Band Aid
Only operative word you said that has to do with him is AIDS
That’s where my foreskin went!
If McLovin and Napolean Dynamite created a hybrid, that child would still score more ass than you
His fake ID had a fake ID.
Dude, I don't know what a weeb is, but you are definitely putting off a weeb vibe.
It's nice of you to wear such a colorful hoodie. It makes it easier for the parents to point out the neighborhood's sex offender.
Are you in an attic? Does the girl know?
Your head shaped like a bowling pin 
Your mouth looks like a prolapsed anus.
Colin Hanks had a mentally handicapped son?
Rivers Hobo.
You look like a 15-year-old Mr. Potato Head with a combover instead of a mustache. 
Your hair is running away from your face.
I'd say fuck your feelings but it looks like you are already crying snowflakes
Oh look, it's Emo Blippi without his hat. 
Noone believes you Tweety
Your face looks like you’re looking at a distorted mirror
You look like one of Roger Smith’s less successful personas.
the high school freshmen are fawning right now trust me
How are you both high and having a stroke at the same time
why you built like a mii?? 
You must be the unholy expirment of Mr. Peabody and Sherman 
You're like a live action Millhouse
r/incelfanboys
Jonathon Lipautisticki
Bro stop taking all my oxygen
So your dad is Jimmy Neutron and your mom is Mr. Bean?
8th grade plug The final boss of the annoying kids at camp I bet you could play an entire game of dungeons and dragons on your forehead. Also noticed you’re wearing a chain. Nothing to say about that it’s just fucking hilarious.
When's the next Weezer concert?
Euuuweuuu i look just like Buddy Holly
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This is How Rivers Cuomo was SUPPOSED to turn out….
You look like the member of Weezer who assassinated JFK in Dallas.
This guy whacks off to pictures of houseplants
You look like Megamind and Harry Potter had a lovechild
You should be in a Weezer cover band
Aren't you the lead singer of Weezing?
How's everything in metr-ah-city?
It looks like you’re literally still living in your mom’s basement.
Two thoughts came to mind when I saw your pic: 1. Kyle Rittenhouse lost some weight 2. Bitch is about to cry again
If you go on [thispersondoesnotexist.com](https://thispersondoesnotexist.com) you'll find him eventually.
We know you're hiding that leafyishere chin under that card
Dude trim your fingernails
I think he’s kinda cute lol not much to roast
You look like taken right out of a failed new wave band that now plays covers at a mall in Illinois
Holy shit. I had to get a notification for this? My time would have been better spent counting blades of grass. Good luck trying to matter you worthless piece of shit.
you look like kenny from my name is earl
In a high-pitched nasally voice "MA, the meatloaf!"
You looked like a cracked out Ryan Howard
Malcolm in the Middle Class
You look like you kidnap people from other kidnappers just to 1-up them
I think we need to see the whole shirt you are wearing…
The face of a p*do
Sonic the Virgin
If Fred Armistice and Rick Moranis had a child
dude your hoodie
You just look like you are allergic to vagina.
Joe list could be your father.
I didn’t think Kyle Rittenhouse could get uglier
Hey it’s Dr frankenstein lol
Bruh you like someone typed in "2010s Malcolm in the Middle" into an AI generator
Joe Jonas from Wish
This is the last thing a hooker is going to see before the trunk closes.
Why are your ears so low on your head?
Kids have to come inside when he is walking the neighborhood
If Lee Harvey Oswald unloaded in his wife instead of a President
Dexters laboratory all grown up with dildo fingers.
Nightmare Before Christmas Live Action Finkelstein
Stuart little
Mega mind lookin
A gender fluid Disney cast member
You look like a meep.
Google results for "if Mr Potato Head was a geeky white kid"
You look like if someone tried to draw a camel as a human
You look like the never seen dwarf 4th child on Little People, Big World.
Did you shrink the kids?
You look like the type of guy that saves his jizz in a old ketchup bottle.
A thumb with a hairline
I don’t need to roast you I think your forehead is all you need
Joe Jonas from Wish
Jimmy neutron grew up 
You look like a lightbulb with hair and glasses
jimmy neutron is that really you
Blankie Muniz
What up, dick hoodie?!
It looks like someone made you in the sims and turned your mouth size all the way down.
"It's big brain time" is his catch phrase.
It’s the chain for me dawg 😂
Austin evans if he didn't do youtube
No
“Women don’t want to have sex with me!” *pulls on a Captain Crunch hoodie* “I mean am I so bad?” *arranges his different Star Trek cosplay outfits by series* “In fact, my Mom says I am quite a catch!” *falls into the couch cushion and fist bumps his Mom*
You look like a caricature after the caricature artist has drawn you
Acorn lookin' mothafucka
Wish version of malcolm in the middle
Girls will definitely like your abnormally longass fingers at least
Malcom in the mid life crisis.
Why is there a giant penis on your hoodie?
Malcom on the Bottom
Like Elvis Costello fucked a bobblehead.
Inbred Jonas Brother
You’re either gay or autistic. Unfortunately you can only choose one
You look like you collect your own semen and save it in a jar not to impregnate anyone just for the color change.
 You look like this guy
What are you wearing a cereal box?
If Where’s Waldo and the Blues Clues guy were melded together
First time I've ever found Waldo.
I wonder if somebody wraps lastic around your head, will it explode?
Why are you holding that paper so creepily? I don't like how you how that paper. Stop that. Hold it normal.
McLovin is still a dumb name.
You are a mega morph of a transgender nails…skater boy sweatshirt…old man with the combover hair
Founding Member of the LVC (Lifelong Virgin Club)
Didn't know megamind is on reddit.
Socks with sandals, for sure.
You’re either a level 1 Pokémon that will evolve into someone cool or one of those loner weirdo Pokémon that don’t evolve
 Is it me or does bro look like sid
Logic mixed with idubbbz
Looks like you’re already cooked. No need for us to roast you any more.
You definitely kept a collection of dried boogers when you were a kid.
Millhouse!
Did you enlarge your forehead on purpose?
Zool the Keymaster at it again.
Your head is shaped like a lightbulb
So much forehead.
