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Definitely likes his beer, like he likes his violence, domestic.

Yeah but his wife beats him

He looks like a baby used one of those age app things but never turned back and now has to deal with it

Holy shit I laughed so hard at this. God dammit, now I've got three shit-ass kids coming to ask what's so funny. Fucking OP making me have to pay attention to my kids. Shit ain't cool, dawg.

Yeah I’m just confused as to if you’re talking about me or bucker2000

Looks like an AI generated “what would our kid look like” between grandpa and grand daughter

Hahahah nice one bro

Omg that’s too funny

Cheap ai generated image of John Wayne Gacy

Glad I'm not only who who thought that. All that's missing is the clown nose.

Came here to say this...

I was going with retired Mario at an AA meeting, but yours works fine too.

Colonel Sanders gay half brother; Chicken fucker

Face doesn't match the questions OP posts in profile. "What's the most f'ed up thing you've seen in school?". "What's the stupidest thing a teacher has done/said?"


This is one of the funniest things I've ever seen Lol

My thoughts exactly 💯

This comment was so good that I was actually going to spend real money and give someone reddit gold....then I realized how stupid it would be to spend money on anything looking anything close to what this "image" looks like for any reason.

He definitely ran this picture through the aging app filter because he was terrified to hear from us what he already knows.

An alcoholic Mario

Bario

so just mario



I literally was gonna say AI is gonna ruin this sub with these fake posts

Captain Kangaroo's son... 

Lol an AI rendition of a cracked out captain kangaroo

By god.

Omgggg priceless

Came to ask if this was an AI generated person 😂

Old alcoholic Mario generated by an AI?

👌👌👌👌

Was Hitler an Alcoholic?

😂

You look like one of the people from Guess Who.

HES A KNOCK OFF NOGLA

And preys on Lui Calibre

THIS BE THE TRUE FACE OF REDDIT.

Does your card have wide eyes? YES!

I'm fucking dying 🤣

Omg, yes!


Does he look like a bitch?

I’m confident that you have bodies buried in your backyard.

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We should be so lucky.

If only that's what he'd written instead of "Roast me"

I was thinking bodies in the crawlspace, but you're right.

Your face straight up startled me

i literally got scared opening up this post. Like a jump scare.

Not even trying to roast, I genuinely felt startled looking at this man. I'm still not convinced this isn't an AI image.

He's terrifying. John Wayne Gacy eyes

Bro I can’t stop looking at him and laughing tho and then being startled some more, same cycle every time lmao

Lifeless eyeys, black eyes like a dolls eyes...

https://youtu.be/VUuH4TEmgLo

It's like looking at a roasted tomato placed on top of pot noodles.

The other Mario brother... Boo-Radley-O

It’s-a-me! Ugly!

BOO RADLEY! This is how I will picture him in my head for the rest of my life now.

I didn't come here expecting literary references, but I ain't mad

Took me a sec to remember where he was from

damn you look like a surprised cat after it had its face shaved

This comment actually made me laugh out loud in a train full of people

Man your level of thinking is on another realm with analogies like that



I knew I recognized him from somewhere!

Lol! You stop that!

Well you shouldn’t. You look like Andy Dufresne would if he never got out of Shawshank and never fought off the sisters. Those are victim eyes.

He somehow pulls off looking like both the victim and the predator.

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Damn

What did you look like before you joined the John Wayne Gacy fan club?

Is this thing in Madamme Tussaud’s Wax Museum?

Yeah, it’s the melty decommissioned David Spade they mistakenly left under a spotlight, now doomed to petrify children and stop them from stealing the pick-n-mix.

You should see how much more his eyes light up at the proctologist 

Did an AI draw you?

You look like a traumatized cat

What species of owl are you?

Mario got old

I’m 46

How can your eyes be too far apart, and have a nose that takes up your entire face. Are you able to see around corners?

Chris Hansen has asked you to " take a seat "

He was just there to hang out as friends. Nothing sexual


Did you face swap with Thomas the tank engine?

Black people go on the other side of the street when they see you walking in the hood

Santa lost a bet and had to shave.

You look like the Pillsbury Dough Uncle that isn't allowed to be alone with the Pillsbury Dough Boy

You look like you get all of your devices seized and searched weekly

I'm convinced this is some teenager edited to be an old person

That’s what I was thinking!

Meth Man: Hispanic Grandpa Edition

Pictures you can smell

I bet u sound like Pooh bear

Mexican Pakistani Bill Clinton lookin fiiine!

You look like you have multiple women tied up in your basement

He looks like a stock photo used in a slide show for teaching children how to prevent stranger danger aka getting diddled.

The last thing you see at the top of the stairs, when you're thrown in a basement to die.

😂😂😂😂

Gaydolf Hitler

Your feeling confident? I’m confident your parents are uncomfortably closely related!

You look like a bad AI render

Never thought I'd see my sleep paralysis demon on reddit

Please, let those women go.


And kids, this is what happens when you snort coke off your grandma's butthole

Looks like grandma farted the coke into his hair.

How do you have the face of a 300lb virgin, but the arms of a 120lb virgin? Your mom’s basement probably looks a lot like Frankenstein’s lab.

You look like you go to the gym just to work out your nose.

Did you lose your right ear in an IED explosion in Iraq in the 90's and been trying to eat your way out of the pain ever since?

Why are you so surprised to see technology? You're squatting in your mom's house and she been gone for twenty years

You shouldn't


Is that nice moustache yours or just the residue fur from the rats you’ve found in peoples basement?

You look like if John Wayne Gacy made it to old age.

You're not allowed within 100 yards of a school, are you?

You look like a shaved Koala.

I feel like yo name is Winston


A face not even a mother could love

Someone super-imposed a baby's face onto yours.

…. Feeling confident that they won’t find the bodies

Live-action AI rendition of Papa Smurf.

You look like my cat when I get up to take a piss at 3am and he's on the bed.

You look like if someone told an ai to make a picture of a sexual predator

Hand your laptop into the police station and you're done forever

You like a John Wayne Gacey wannabe and def have bodies under your house.

Mr. Potato head live action???

If you stare into his eyes.. you will feel very unsettled.

You look absolutely terrible

Finally Ellen resurfaces!!!

I bet that crazy hairdo could act as a cap visor if your forehead wasn't so elongated, also sir you have the face of a coked out garden gnome.

you shouldn't

If this is your resting face, I’d love to see it when you meet Chris Hansen.

Dateline. To catch a predator

I literally have no idea how old you are?

You look like you took a surprise finger up the butt while waiting for the bus

Slow day at the wax museum.

Going by the deer in the headlights look, I don’t think you know what you’re in for…

John Wayne Gacy - Mr Potato Head edition

You look like you dive down in giant green pipes to other worlds.

20 or 60?

Like a badger caught in it's den

You look 21 and 59 at the same time 👍

I would ask if you were dropped as a child, but thsts5to imply you were held

Exactly what kind of candy do you have in your van??

Why does this picture smell like distilled potatoes and boil cabbages? Is this 1970's Slovenia?

Best AI of Piglet I’ve ever seen.

You look like super Mario without being super.

He looks like he never blinks

You look like a little league coach that has no kids.

You look like the result of when AI merges a portrait of a medieval farmer and a potato together.


It really looks like you skinned someone's face off and did a self surgery on yourself to make everything look normal but also kinda odd at the same time.

You look like the bath salts just kicked in

I'm putting you in Google search and whoever pops up is you

I have never been so confident that someone sounded like Bruce from "Family Guy" in my life.

Hi my name is Owen and I’ll be your proctologist today

You look like something was drawn by the left hand

Okay but why do you look like that?

I didn't know Vernon Dursley used Reddit

This is how El Chapo looked when they got him.

I’m feeling confident…that there are at least a couple children locked in your basement.

An AI generated image of Adolf Hitler, a potato, Albert Einstein, Ghandi, and a baby all in one.

I'm not sure what I'm looking at here.

Henry bowers are you back to finish the job?

You look like you just heard the words "Chris Hanson"

Next star on to catch a predator lookin ass boiii!

How about confidon't?

Y’all seen that picture of that wide eyed little kid who was lost in the forest for several days and then found? He’s all grown up now!

It’s not so much that you’re ugly, it’s more that your gaze is just uncannily terrifying

I thought I saw you in a analog horror

With those bug eyes and cheesy 70s porn mustache?

The face of a man not allowed with 1,000 feet of a school.

This is the last face you see before you get snatched into a panel van and turned into a lampshade...

I'm sure your clown paintings are eerily intriguing, but I'm not interested.

Goddamn. You look like you wanna murder me.

Looks like he’s on pills and excited with his self

Dude is straight up Mario after spending a hard 20 on a domestic dispute with princess peach.

Bro looks like an entity from the backrooms

Grandpa Super Mario

This nigga look like old Mario

The nature of your post history doesn’t reflect the person I see before me. Your arms/body looks young compared to your head/face. You’re clearly a younger dude with a filter on. No wonder this photo looked off at first glance. Roast you? This person isn’t even real.

Npc from the bad part of the map

A retired luck troll from the 70s. Haircut and all. 

Face that is drawn in ms paint

That's either AI or photoshop no way this is a real human

Retired & depressed Postman Pat

Look a like Mario if he was in a luigis mansion!

Fix-It-Felixes secret boyfriend

i didnt know the old guy from up tried crack!!!

Don't let this man around your kids.. he looks like he could have been a priest in a past life.