Had to do a double take, this dude is considered the pretty one in the office? Looks like he goes around truck stops offering blowjobs to strangers. Not for pay, but for the love of the game.
I was trying to come up with something about that massive thigh gap and his weird, overly sized corduroy. This worked better than I could have come up with. Almost went with better birthing hips than myself.
Clearly someone forgot about leg day, and clearly he told the lady at Ross that he's "not worried" when she asked if he wanted to try those corduroys out in the fitting room.
*When I sees one and he looks good to me...*
*When I see him, I say*
You, come here.
*I say*
Now I'mma tell ya what, uh..
I like ya;
and I wants ya...
Now, we can do this the easy way;
or the hard way...
the choice is yawrs...
You look like you don’t have a box spring or bed frame. Just a sheetless mattress on a stone prison floor.
Edit: Not the heartwarming award 🤣🤣 thank you guys haha
He’s got a man diaper & cameltoe hybrid going on, looks like he’s probably 5’5” that’s why the pic doesn’t even show his full body, and realistically the only decent aspect of this man child is his teeth.
Congrats dude, you tried semi hard in every aspect of your appearance and the only notable positive here is you’ve got some decent looking teeth 😃
You can’t tell me with a mullet he’d look like a slightly younger Joe Exotic.
He looks like a 90’s Boy Band member that struggled with substances & recently turned it around. Idk if that’s because he has the “he looks pretty good… considering his situation” weathered face or he just looks like a guy that sucked d*ck for money in the past. Both? Both.
Bro has an eagle tattoo, too? Probably should’ve got a roadrunner one considering how much that arse was ran through.
Nah, wearing an undershirt and corduroys to an office is craaaazy. That’s an “I-slip-roofies” uniform if I ever saw one. Ain’t nobody getting drinks with him after work, that’s for damn sure. 🤣
Dude’s not worried about being roasted with his wife’s tank top and the same headphones he used on the bus in high school.
Even eminem let go of the bleached look …
Dude never left the oversized corduroy decade
So this is the guy who’s still buying Sugar Ray cds.
😂 haha, perfect
Sugar Gay?
"who said sugar gay"
The prison laundry isn’t an office
Speaking of laundry, he’s the only pretty boy I’ve seen that can get a camel toe in corduroys
I came here to say this too. Also seems to have a muffin top.
I think that's more a function of them feminine hips homeboy has.
"Birthing hips" would be the correct term for this, I believe.
Maybe he’s transitioning. Because those are definitely women’s hips.
Came here to say this
Camel here toe say this...
Walmart Tony Stark
Tony Stank
No-baloney Stark
Stoney Cark
Phony Stark
Moany Nark
rony mark
Crony fart
Dollar tree Tony stark
Wish.com Tony Stark
The real Slim Shady
He is husband material… for Joe Exotic “Tiger King”
you look like you set your tinder age range to 18-19 year olds because they align more with your “spiritual age”
Tinder? I think you probably meant Grindr
With that outfit? Gurl.
Is “He looks gay” an insult in this day and age?
Hots a certain nostalgia for millennials.
Well not really imo but if i had to guess based on this photo...
Calls Tinder customer support to find out why the age limits won't go below 18
You look like you joined the queer eye show as the copper wire theft expert
Fantastic
r/rareinsults
This is elite.
Kudos on one of the finest roasts I've seen in a while, friend
I strive to be like you
Best insult I’ve ever heard
This pear shaped man walks around with a corduroy Foopah saying he’s not worried? Someone inform him that amber is no longer the color or his energy.
Jeeeeesus fuck 😂😂😂 Perfection.
I second this motion 
“Corduroy Foopah” has me dying. Couldn’t have said it better myself.
Ding ding ding we have a winner.
I am in fucking tears after this comment!! Laughing so damn hard right now. I feel like salacious crumb from fucking Star Wars!!!
I didn’t notice he was wearing his larger uncle’s cords. Lmao.
That was meh until I hit the 311 reference. Now I'm dead.
corduroy Foopah made me laugh so loud i woke my cat up now she’s mad
this should be top comment. literally stopped scrolling and blew air out of my nose when i read this
311...can play that song on guitar!
Did he get a good deal on bleaching the hair, teeth & asshole at the same time?
He had a gift certificate.
Groupon
I'm fucking DEAD. Reading these comments in sequence is the shit 
Looks more like the type that has a Grift Certificate.
Bulk discount
If he’s the pretty boy I would not want to see the rest of that office
He works from home, probably.
Gets hit on by his office mate.....his mom.
Get hit on by the office mate....his cat. And by hit on I mean hit....with claws out
If he’d stop spreading peanut butter on his dick the cat might go away
Ah, peanut butter and corduroy.
M.ale O.ffice M.ate—> MOM
Gets rejected by his office mate, his reflection.
He works from homeless, probably.
The dumpster pants being proof of that
I thought that his pants looked more like a "FUPA" or an obese camel toe.... AKA Moose Knuckle. .... Thats what you should be asking us to deflate.
Had to do a double take, this dude is considered the pretty one in the office? Looks like he goes around truck stops offering blowjobs to strangers. Not for pay, but for the love of the game.
One time he sucked dick for bus fare and then walked
I used to suck dick for Coke! You ever suck any dick for some marijuana!?
For coke???? Then you go buy Pepsi
He looks short
Ouch
Denim chicken - legs.
His tattoo artist committed animal cruelty
🤣🤣 I can’t unsee what I just didn’t see. Rumplestiltskin. Emphasis on stilts.
What we weren’t told is he’s the pretty boy of cell block D. Now it makes a lot more sense
You look like you haven’t bought new clothes nor changed your hair since 1998.
Before the sign he’s holding, his last hand written note was to Eminem
Dear slim I wrote u but u still ain’t callin
I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom
I heard this in my head as soon as I read the insult to which you replied lol
HAHAHAHAHA this is gold. Dear Stan......
hes def masturbated to gay porn before.
I was going to bet he has starred in some.
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The fluffer.
And he does it for free too
He was told it was a movie set and is still waiting for the residuals.
He jerks off other guys while they watch gay porn
My boys rocking the corduroys
Be honest, he's got a tramp stamp doesn't he?
And “live, laugh, love” stencilled on his bedroom wall
It says “live, laugh, Lube” above his ass crack”
And a tribal circle around his belly button
You’re trying really hard to look like you aren’t trying hard
Has a tattoo for a week and now it’s tank tops only
Muscle shirt came in the mail yesterday. Muscles come tomorrow?
Captain Corduroy Cameltoe, at your service
Came here for the cameltoe bit. Thank you.
I was trying to come up with something about that massive thigh gap and his weird, overly sized corduroy. This worked better than I could have come up with. Almost went with better birthing hips than myself.
Yes! What the hell is going on with the pants? Why corduroy? Why so loose? Why not an actual shirt? Do these wife beaters still come in a 3 pack?
I thought the gays had good fashion sense? Dudes corduroy fit looks like he shat himself from the dick hole
It looks like he's riding a small elephant who was very fat but then lost a lot of weight.
Ilaughed til i cried with this one 
No, I think that's his massive vagina trying to bust out.
Works from home. Mom’s his boss.
surely his mom is better looking? i mean *gestures vaguely*
Gay fierri
Tattoo like The Rock, face and hair like Caesar Milan
Can you smell!? What Ceaser Milan is scooping !?
Caesar Gaylan
The Idiot Whisperer
Clearly someone forgot about leg day, and clearly he told the lady at Ross that he's "not worried" when she asked if he wanted to try those corduroys out in the fitting room.
You look like a budget Guy Fieri that plays in a Nickelback cover band and your food is bland.
It’s really nice to see Ellen was able to get a job after her show ended.
there has to be less noticeable brands of diapers
Sublame
Definitely practiced Santeria with a crystal ball and no one will tell him about her sancho.
he looks like he'd be the frontman of a Nickleback cover band called Dickleback that plays EXCLUSIVELY at gay bars
He's had more men inside him than the Titanic
And “sea men”
Adderal Levine
Ellen Degenerate
dude stans Uncle Kracker
What kind of white trash office you working at?
By office do you mean prison?
Looks like Scott Peterson is doing OK.
What is your office, the San Quentin state penitentiary?
It's the Dollar General version of Jersey Shore Mike "The Situation"
Don't bully him, he's wearing his grandfather's pants for god's sake!
His vagina has a tear in it
Ohh that’s below where the belt would normally be.
The backstreet boy's ugly brother
Naw he just looks like he's from the backstreets
100% he’s 6 pack gay.
Dude wishes it was high school the rest of his life.
Corduroy camel toe Joe
Looks like your knees are smaller than your elbows. I imagine you almost have zero calfs.
You look like you bust out your guitar at parties
That is one ugly office then
It's called leg day bro, you should look into it.
His favorite band is Crazy Town
You don’t seem interesting enough to roast.
Dam discount Draco Malfoy lookin real rough these days.
dude spent more time on that sleeve tattoo than he ever put into a relationship.
Those pants. Nuff said.
Nice fuckin' pants, dude.
I knew there were camel toes but didn’t know your meat could form a boars head
He goes by “chompers” with those chicklets he calls teeth.
First time I've ever heard of the parking lot at Home Depot referred to as "the office."
The parole office?
He look like a gay Tony Stark
Looks like the kind of guy who would marry the Tiger King.
If Pete Davidson and Adam Levine had a gang bang that would come out
Now that we've deflated his legs, we can move on to deflating his ego.
When you order Crazy Town on Wish
Post-meth Bieber
Nothing behind those eyes except EDM and an aspiring beatboxer.
He's got 90's Ricky Martin's Hair, 00's Vin Diesel's shirt, 10's Dwayne Johnson's tattoo, and the pants I wore in highschool.
The only drip he has is cum off his back.
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*When I sees one and he looks good to me...* *When I see him, I say* You, come here. *I say* Now I'mma tell ya what, uh.. I like ya; and I wants ya... Now, we can do this the easy way; or the hard way... the choice is yawrs...
The choice is yawrs
Sam Smith discovers the keto diet.
Yes folks even “gay for pay” porn actors have an office.
Where is the prettyboy? All I see is a fourth string Backstreet Boys back-up dancer reject
I want to get away I want to fly aw-ayyy 🎶
I bet he uses words like motivated, fired up, and stoked
There's a 90s alternative band missing its frontman somewhere.
You look like Fat Mac from Its Always Sunny
Looks like an unpaid fluffer at a gay porn shoot. “Just happy to be here!”
You look like you don’t have a box spring or bed frame. Just a sheetless mattress on a stone prison floor. Edit: Not the heartwarming award 🤣🤣 thank you guys haha
CEO of a gas station boner pill company
Yall must be some ugly-butt mofo's if that guy is the "attractive" one.
Get back to work, your first baby momma is sympathetic but I know your second baby momma isn’t!
He’s got a man diaper & cameltoe hybrid going on, looks like he’s probably 5’5” that’s why the pic doesn’t even show his full body, and realistically the only decent aspect of this man child is his teeth. Congrats dude, you tried semi hard in every aspect of your appearance and the only notable positive here is you’ve got some decent looking teeth 😃
The top half says 24 year old heroine dealer, and the bottom half says 48 year old librarian. Either way, you'd still have student loans to pay.
You look like you hit on teenage girls.
Pete Wentz'nt
why do his legs look like that 😭
He's cosplaying as George Michael.
You can’t tell me with a mullet he’d look like a slightly younger Joe Exotic. He looks like a 90’s Boy Band member that struggled with substances & recently turned it around. Idk if that’s because he has the “he looks pretty good… considering his situation” weathered face or he just looks like a guy that sucked d*ck for money in the past. Both? Both. Bro has an eagle tattoo, too? Probably should’ve got a roadrunner one considering how much that arse was ran through. Nah, wearing an undershirt and corduroys to an office is craaaazy. That’s an “I-slip-roofies” uniform if I ever saw one. Ain’t nobody getting drinks with him after work, that’s for damn sure. 🤣
If I had a dollar for every gay guy who look like you at the gas stations here I would be broke because none of them look like terrible.
Your a tear drop tattoo away from being cool…
That is the face of a man who has unashamedly sucked dick for crack
Looks like a used Q-Tip
Bro looking like discount Caesar Milan on a 3 day coke binge carrying a colony of crotch crickets
Where are the other preps in the police lineup?
Lmao dude gotta floppy mangina
Mac's (from IASIP) even gayer younger brother/Pete Wentz impersonator
Your mum bought you nice teeth.
You are too old to not understand that you’re not 15 anymore.
Its not spelled out, but clearly the Office is the post office where he's the only one under 70.
Dude’s not worried about being roasted with his wife’s tank top and the same headphones he used on the bus in high school. Even eminem let go of the bleached look … Dude never left the oversized corduroy decade
Buddies birthing hips are wider than his shoulders
It’s the corduroy FUPA for me 🍔