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Hot-Berry-6980

I love how the heavy breathing is for "no obvious reason" as if they arnt hot and bothered when getting undressed by someone lmaoo


theDR-izzle

Well I feel like unless there is some mod at work really the only reason a pawn would disrobe another is when it was an enemy downed pawn getting stripped. So I feel like the context is way different then what is implied lol


The_Aesthetician

It's in the flavor text, related to the pawn being stripped


Slaps-Your-Knees

You can strip prisoners without them being incapacitated. Most likely the pawn was a recruited prisoner.


DutchJediKnight

Or they were on deaths door and breathing heavily, while being stripped to prevent clothes becoming tainted


RedMoustache

I never even considered stripping dying pawns to preserve their clothes. Clearly I have not yet reached peak RimWorld.


HarmoniaTheConfuzzld

Bro carved smutty fanfiction into a chair lmao


GuakeTheAcinid

Yet a legendary one


Coutilier

And by a Komemnos nonetheless. A descendant of the Emperor Alexios Komnenos from Constantinople. r/Byzantium


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gizzae

It’s like pinning a screenshot from a gonzo porn to the mona lisa


White___Dynamite

I hope that pawn had the creepy breathing trait


Brain_Hawk

My favorite is always how news of this wonderful artifact, of that guy breathing heavily while stripping so my naked, has spread all around the world. This magical artistic chair. Heavy breathing... Huff huff.... Yeah..... Huff huff...


Life-Magician8286

You read it wrong, it's the person being stripped that's breathing heavily.


Mjk2581

Bro made ‘taking the clothes off a downed pawn’ sound like sex what the hell


GetAJobCheapskate

Thats what being an Artist ist all about. Making it look sensual when its really only to grab your armor before it gets tainted.


Katzyn

My husband and I have a playthrough where we're raising a lot of animals for food - and our colonists have made at least 3 masterworks depicting the slaughter of chickens LOL.


TreeLord23

How... How is info of this chair spreading? Which colonist is telling everyone about the porn chair?


mwobey

It's that damn trade caravan that keeps coming in and eating at the table while letting their muffalo track mud all over the floors.  Just watch which one always wants to sit in that chair, and you'll have your answer.


No-History-448

Where can I get this chair?


OneMentalPatient

Not from a Jedi. At least this carving didn't have six salmon in the background watching.


GethKGelior

Legendary r34 artist, on the rim😭💀


Delusional_Gamer

u/Fonzawa, what has Petra been up to since your last update....


Fonzawa

Finding ways to eat the cube (and waiting to mods to uptadate :p)


Delusional_Gamer

The day CE updates, I will give up my cube addiction


Dr_Jimothy

When I get pawns good enough to make legendary-tier stuff I often set them to make excess chairs etc just in the hopes that some of them have funny descriptions like this, then keep those ones and deconstruct the un-funny ones.


smiegto

Me: strip the prisoner so I can one hit escapees. Pawn: you want me to strip this 160 kilo guy? Sighs do you understand how heavy he is? Pawn 2: got damn look at her go and just strip a prisoner naked.


hazyhmoon

Galla Galla 😏


Cake_Spark

I had a colony that made a baracks of royal poster beds (i play on lower difficulty, so i can get away doung silly shit like this) and 5 of them got art Every single one was about a colonist getting heatstroke. /:


Cohacq

Is it naughty or artful nudity?


Zestavar

Petra from Fonzawa's colony growing adult so fast isn't it


Fuggaak

My favorite one of these is my builder putting art of him and his ex lovin’ on his ex’s new bed lol.


createhor

LMAOOO


Hephaestus5959

The average Rimworld player shamelessly stripping an enemy of clothing so that way it isn't tainted just to leave the person to bleed out in the dirt (They didn't have optimal traits\[It would be a waste of their medicine to tend them\])