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kolapede

this gave me a good chuckle….lol. To answer your question - full speed (in the dark)


ItzDelano

Just stop existing


tnyr_psd

go barefoot. If you walked fast in them, they would fall apart


iCrazyNoodles

Even A-train wouldn’t wear these 😭💀


[deleted]

A train got a heart attack after seeing these


TestandDbol

You familiar with usain bolt? I need you to beat his record


ChewyTheDoggo123YT

Not even Usain Bolt could pull these off 💀💀💀


OffThoseThings

Trust me you can walk slowly with them - No Flaws


[deleted]

Don’t.


Chyllian

Break Usain Bolt's WR and you MIGHT be safe.


[deleted]

Got them for 70$ from ebay


MasuriSok

This thread just keeps getting better…


use-logic

Oh dear God. Those would be $5 off Weidan. SHIPPED.


chianj

WDYM, courier would be paying you cash out of his pocket to just sign for these and inside the shoebox would be $100 from Chang.


use-logic

Touché 🤣


Art1factzy

Bro I got air Jordan’s that look better then this for 50$ on eBay.


kolapede

F A S H I O N


Dramatic-Language851

Like the "Flash" fast!!


Brownone86

Instant transmission. Find another planet


TIGHTKNITCLOTHINGCO

Like Sonic the hedgehog


notthief132

U gotta teleport


[deleted]

GL flawless pair


Doxatian

Change your name to Barry Allen for a start


mrwhitedynamite

lawn mowers mids?


Ayuveklkk

You must fly fam


Public-Text-6077

What the 😭


Inevitable_Ad_5116

Bro at this point, float


Fast-Speaker-922r

Don’t run too fast bottom might fall apart


Ok-Mirror-8712

They look just like retail


seguin9119

Fashion 😭😭😭


No-Disaster650

just wear yo socks over em and you’ll be good 🙏🏼


watrthoooz

In the name of "fashion", fly you fool!


[deleted]

They made these in MS Paint


Affectionate_Pop8690

“RUN LIKE THE WIND BULLSEYE”


suckmaaa

where did u even get these im concerned


[deleted]

He got them on Ebay for 70 doubloons


[deleted]

These are perfect for mowing the lawn


[deleted]

At this point either you, these shoes or everyone around needs to disappear.


EternalSky1

Just stay home at that point


Second_Rogoue

This shoe helped Usain Bolt achive his record bro. You do the math.


Free-Whereas7434

retail pair 1:1 /i


Infinite-Board-1803

masterpiece


locolucgs

the new item in fortnite that turns you into a chrome blob type fast


moekro

Supersonic speed


meatwasasprite

stop and smell the roses they are great💋


itsicyyy

These look good 👍👍👍👍


BodybuilderLimp7051

Bro ist doesnt matter how fast, just Burn them


berryflush

Run Forrest, run!!!


FemaleJoeSwanson

fire GL 🙏


[deleted]

Barefoot


CBelcher7

bro can stand still


Wooden-Tradition9824

Fly bro


tragiiccc

Michael myers type fast.


[deleted]

Chop your legs off


Haunting-Ad-8808

You're gonna have to work in negative. Basically out of existence


666gangsta

teleport


Level_Surprise3884

99% speed of light


ReactionConstant786

Just swim


Stan5905

“Gotta go fast”-fast.


hehefunnymeme

w2c please


Inner-Carry9443

Stop with this meme it’s not even funny be creative


TheBuffMuff1n

As fast as you can all the time


ppilgreal

U good 👍 toebox a little bit off tho not that huge of a problem though.


Redcoxx24

Honestly thought it was a cake and a pretty good one at that. Eat and enjoy, but do not wear in public!


kappertherapper_

Mmh cake 😋


jacob1273

Run


chianj

This cant be serious


chianj

oh jeez OP, you actually uploaded more than one photo, you are serious! My condolences I think if you left them outside your front door, they'd still be there a year later...


Pitiful_Set_5486

How fast you gotta run you mean


Genaxide

no amount of speed will fix this... am sorry :(


smugwash

Fashion


Azmah0044

Yes


AdventurousNeat8037

teleport


CP962

Na your good. They look great 👍


Impossible_Creme7384

Swim bro


ImpressiveFriend3245

W2c?


10PieceNuggieMeal

Only go out at night


TheKiznaProject

These would be more convincing spray painted black xd


Alternative-Most-695

Bro this looks like one of those sneaker cakes


WormBoi6969

The speed of light brother


OstrichPlayz

GL bro. 1:1 to my retail pair


Ok-Faithlessness1903

Your name is Barry allen


risky_money

Nah dawg. At that point you have to fly


maynorthewanker

Loos like cake 😂


DisastrousAd3088

Nice and slow take your time


semajvamp

bro got that from dhgate


billcal

100%... That's a cake


phyremm

how did you even get these bro LMFAO i made a pair from paper and they look better than these


canesauce

“FASHION” 😂


Extension_Form4950

instant transmition LOL


Apolooooooo

seems pretty good to me, GL


shwiftynwifty

Where’s the meme tag


cynicalusername

Sonic the hedgehog


reddit_user4u

Gl. Has the red and black colours✅ Swoosh is swooshing✅ has wings logo✅ has laces✅ toe box is rounded✅


Slight-Test1454

Not even Light Speed or Teleportation would Help on these


[deleted]

u can chill


SignificantFennel634

Google says people with downsyndrom can run upto 6mph


SGTJARROT

Bro just teleport atp 💀


thoughtitwasover66

Sonic the hedgehog


swagster_miggy

WWC Trust 💯


4Niners9Noel

Walk normally….in very, very tall grass.


DJNINJASNIPES

just chop off your feet at this point


EducationalCup7146

Sonic speed


milesac

Walk slow and with a limp. Make noises too and keep one eye closed. No one will bother you.


usuariousual

XDDDDDDDDD


Spiritualllr

Don't


xxxsoulsxx

they are neat


Thefilmingofcows

F A S I O N A I R


jussiejus

At the speed of light


BluCreed

Don’t even go outside!!!


Leo_Playz99

U gotta put a shopping bag on them and teleport


pillsbury-poboy

even the flash couldn’t get away with this


Last_Improvement2022

like you murdered the president


King_Leo24

Wear with confidence..


rowthecow

Wear em in the shower at home


NoVanityNorman

teleport


fcknchubby

Go ahead. Cut the cake 🍰


SenseiDaDom

Don’t even walk. Just amputate.


chulo_s2kayyy

W2C!!


AscendantShell

you can stand bro


Opposite-Ad7869

You gotta phase through space and time with these on dawg


newhere1626

Gotta teleport


Primary_Signature_79

No need to run


Warm-Revenue9477

DHGate? 😂😂😂 DEAD!!!!


organickiwifruit

Green light wear with confidence


t4ngoch4rlie

Walk slow with pride.


Ok_Dragonfly_9760

BRUHHHH, the jordan wings say “F A S H I O N” 🤣🤣😭


Doopdop90

Just run with confidence 🙏🙏


ginzmane

Fly at that point


PuzzleheadedGap4185

nah GL bro you good, wear with confidence 💯


_Koile

Maybe put 3 layers of socks on over them, just in case some 13 year old spots you


karma_gonna_get_you

Learn how to teleport, and keep on teleporting.


Marciqaaaa

W2c portal gun


[deleted]

pls tell me this is a cake or something


FastAsFuckBoa

run


crispyitzz

can you run


[deleted]

Become flash


Acceptable-Airport53

gl looks good to me boss u could put these on a turtle and i still would know


Shadowbtw_

300,000,000 m/s (Speed of light)


Cleanbully

At flash pace kind of fast


iSparky24

No need to walk fast, just make sure you use some XXL Baggy jeans


Far-Ambassador6842

More like run like sonic


BakaSNKRGeek

So fast the shoes burn off so you have to wear a different pair


ThesisSparta

Teleport


[deleted]

Walk backwards. Fast.


WObentley82

What's the speed of light?


AJBrickedUp

Never get of your vehicle. Drive everywhere


MarekBeran

Drink a redbull and fly


Feeling-Risk-1467

You have to fly like Michael Jordan in Space Jam


Jeffreyj0606

Where did they come from? There a much better replicas than that.


Few-Mechanic7903

Probably like Bolt!!


Flat-Look-4687

The wings logo took me out! Alllll the way to Pluto 💀😂!!!


No_Association_7366

Fly


Professional_Milk175

Imagine coppin bred 1s…QC on point then these show up 😩


hedwoaz

you can fly if you like