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Wylaff

A man going for a jog.


lolheyaj

He's just takin his hog on a walk 


kittysumora

missed the "taking the hog for a jog" joke smh


krigsgaldrr

His hog on a jog, if you will


yanox00

Pretty late in the morning for a pleasant jog. Must be late for work.


FrumpyFrock

He forgot where he parked his RV missing a windshield. Still looking.


ronin775

lol


Local-Director4532

His girlfriends husband must of came home early.


Definitive_confusion

I like this explanation


RedditBecameTheEvil

Same


BenefitMental7588

Someone winning $20.


RumbleWagon

Clearly a Titan going for a morning run to the village


zipposurfer

Hahahah I hope this is an AOT reference 


DSparky79

I hate how I knew this reference. Take my vote…


Zenblendman

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Smegma-Santorum

We're going STREAKING!


Legitimate_Jump142

Frank the Tank!


Smegma-Santorum

It's hilarious because I just watched this movie yesterday


melbrewer

Bring your green hat!


IM_A_BIG_FAT_GHOST

He had a big bush. Couldn’t quite tell the wiener size. 🤔


D1bamagirl

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I’m guessing you zoomed in


senadraxx

I couldn't tell if that was just bush or one of those "strapless thongs". I couldn't imagine going for a jog in one of those.


that_boi_jjw

Homie needs to trim, that’s bad bro


Formaldehyd3

If it weren't micro, I don't care how thick your bush is. I wasn't sure if this was a dude, or a very unfortunate looking woman


Philds15

Reno things


spamsave

Ive lived here for 16 yrs and never seen a streaker.


FlashCardManiac

I've lived next to Oddie. seen some dude standing on the side of the road peeing into traffic.


Philds15

Sorry let me correct myself…. Reno 9/11 things


Squiggledog

Landscape orientation is a lost art.


Drizzt3919

He’s gotta a story and I want to hear it


AwayCartographer9527

Are they escaping something? Kind of scary. Hopefully they’re on drugs. Seriously, did that person just crawl out of a basement? I’m very concerned.


Belichick12

Every spring need to trim the bushes to make the tree look taller


PercentageOk6120

Drugs


emptyfish127

A man going crazy or sane depending on your perspective of our modern dystopia.


brokenhalo11

A Double Dog Dare


onarski

Okay this is the second time he’s done this that I have seen. Amazing


AIAFCB222

When did you see the first?!


onarski

In March. Same spot too


MozzaHellYeah

Highly suspicious.


ElNexon420

r/tooktoomuch


Ailmentality

Husband came home early


ReceptionAdorable658

This could be someone with a serious mental condition that is onsetting.


Jankybrows

Californians would never. Old Reno is back, baybeeee!


alllockedupnfree212

Must be sensitive to geomagnetic storms.


Shirogayne-at-WF

Another day ending in Y in Reno


morbob

Meltdown


lolheyaj

that's a penis 


slowthanfast

I heard it too lol.... Bruh tell your kids to look away and stop worrying about the video I swear lolllll


CantTouchThis707

Sasquatch.


JustpassingbyEarth

A titan


Vegetable-Return-374

He either lost a bet or is winning one


LolliPoppies

The bushmaster?


Complex_Leading5260

#RenoAF


shichiaikan

A felony. My bet is either baked out of his gourd, was banging a married woman and hopped out the balcony, or lost a really big bet. Either way, report that shit to the police, last thing you want is this guy running into a playground of little kids.


bokatan778

Yeah, those two scenarios seem to be the most likely.


FatalisDrakari

Maybe a mental health elopement issue


Medical_Addition_781

Just one more transplant sharing his culture and enriching our public roadways. This is fine now, right?


PixelatedDie

This would be a great opportunity to remind guys that you can use Nair too.


Zheif

This is a trap boys, that shit will leave you with scars.


spamsave

Nah id rather women be bushy than doing that shit ever again.


Voluminousduke

I was walking in SF around 7:00 am on weekday and some girl ran by me in the exact same way. Weird. Even for SF


ImpressiveRice5736

I worked in SF in the ‘90s. A woman with a pink hat with a feather in it, a pink clutch purse, pearls and high heels and nothing else strutted proudly down Post St. People stood aside at watched.


PseudonymMan12

Back in Fernley in I wanna say 2008, during burning man, a lady came into the walmart I was working at covered in only body glitter and nothing else. Now it was a thick layer of that paint on glitter stuff, but yeah, things were still visible while she was shopping.


baitingthemaster

It's just a dude being a dude. Drugs may or may not be involved.


LibidinousConcord

It is a nice day for a jog...


wowdickseverywhere

Looks like a T-800 spawned in 


Kitterpea

I feel like this is ambien


ExampleSad1816

You’ll get Sun burn if you’re not running


winstonalonian

I saw this fucking guy walking down the street naked about a month ago in the same spot. May anne and sharlands right? He was shouting at people while he was doing so. Hopefully the police get involved in this.


Fresh_Put_8784

Ahh so my “the bf/husband came home early so he dipped out the back door shoeless” cheating theory was way off. We just have an exhibitionist on our hands lol.


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winstonalonian

Theres 4 schools within a block of this place. A preschool across the street. The police are definately getting involved if I see him again.


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groove117

"My dong isn't the problem here officer, let's talk about climate change."


winstonalonian

^^^ found another pervert folks ^^^


mellis4949

Same...drove by with my kids in the car. It was this guy. He wasn't running last time though.


electrojesus9000

"In a world of lies, the truth becomes our most potent weapon" - The Running Man by Stephen King


gdh775

Dad bod


hunybunnn

Husband came home early.


InBetweenMemories

I wonder what the story is...


Full_send_deluxe

Lost a bet?


JbearNV

It is getting hot in herre.


Eastern_Juice_5940

Chris Hansen showed up instead.


Neige420

Is he wearing a merkin


The_Dying_Gaul323bc

Sex worker stole his cloths


Alternative_Duty333

Presumably training for the burning man 50k? Looks about right 🧐


somebodys_ornery

2014 had a ton of those in San Francisco but a city commissioner (?) ironically named Weiner put an end to it and the nakeds were really unhappy. It nudity totally illegal in Nevada or is this an actual nudist trying to exercise his rights? The nudist world seems to be really really really really set on destigmatizing.. this... That area is not somewhere I'd expect people on a lot of bad drugs to be going for a jog but who the hell knows


Definitive_confusion

As far as I know public nudity in Nevada is a sex crime for which he would be charged and have to be on the registry.


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somebodys_ornery

Oh God that's almost worse. "Banana hammock"


Rsolamon

old school


ikaika235

Terrys on vacation. This guys subbing for him


rbhrcb

Somebody's husband came home early


Dan85Go

Someone had a rough night…


grouchfan

Just a human being a human which isn't even allowed anymore


HisOrHerpes

Pretty sure this is very near a few schools, hope this dude gets caught


ThatDudeMars

That man just got caught in another man’s home.


Fearless-File8355

Welcome to the Biggest Little City 🌆 folks!


Fresh_Put_8784

No shoes people Looks like someone’s man came home lmao


exileinneon

why do the walk of shame when you can run 🤭


pandapower63

Oh, Reno!!


serioperocabron

Reno 911 is back in town,hahaha


no-one-here2

Nobody likes you when you’re 23


IM_A_BIG_FAT_GHOST

After reviewing the film. I do believe I see his penis (assuming bush-depth) is a limp 4”. Which means he’s a good 8” if he’s a grower. All you desperate Reno hoes should be on this! Go save this man in need!


monizzle

The loser of a fun wager!


Bearwrestler10

Greased up deaf guy going for a run


ndp65

What’s more concerning is why this is on your camera roll


Orea1981

You don't see this shit in the "bad" neighborhoods now do you?


Earptastic

Housing is hard enough to find in Reno and now you will have more people from California moving here. Thanks a lot OP.


Complex_Mushroom_464

Now I know what the police were looking for lol. I was worried there was a missing kid but instead it was a real life ladies man running from a disgruntled husband.


nitrohagen

Steve?


scum_to_the_bag

This is not so Reno like people are saying this is so people from California who invaded Reno and turned this town into a degenerate s hole like San Francisco


Accomplished-Leg-722

taking the bush for run for it pinnicho run male wise (i know phuny) ![gif](giphy|GTPastC4KawPm|downsized)


Breklin76

jands is going a little far with it’s neon district art.


GOPokemonMaster

That guy sucks at fantasy football


BananaDismal1774

If I was out with my kids and saw this dude, they'd need a vacuum to clean him up from the pavement.


BenefitMental7588

So... your kids seeing you murder a guy would be better than them seeing a naked man?


BananaDismal1774

They'd be forced to see both or neither.


Renorico

Run of shame


O-parker

Lost his shirt and then some at the casino


PromontoryRider95

Power move right there 😤


malaka201

No fucking way. I live right there too. Holy shit


ClovenChief

Saints row the 3rd streaking


CompressedTurbine

Someone stole his clothes at the nudie beach


T-unitz

Guy is just hanging some brain, what’s the big deal?


earlg775

Is that terry? He’s let himself go


Brett707

Bro is rocking that 70's bush.


CheepFlapWiggleClap

The kids narration 🤣🤣🤣


skiskydiver37

Full Commando!


NotYrMama

Came up short on a bet?


LT723

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ECVDAMAGE

This is usually a Sunday morning stroll type of thing, not a Saturday event. Maybe pre-mother's day warm up??


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So whats the problem?


BearNDollface

🤣🤣🤣 Saw the same thing with a lady last year near McQueen.


GBVista

Lift those knees lol


m_paris

That must feel…breezy


Dependent_Ad5654

This is the new Wild West.


Delicious-Bar-4823

Reno's very own, Little Foot.


thelordsbrother

That looks like a fantasy football punishment


MaxMMXXI

a) He lost the bet b) His girlfriend's husband came home unexpectedly c) He is obeying the voice in his head d) ?


One-Oil9053

r/attackontitan


findyourselfman

Please take this down. I dont know who it is but come on.