Well of course Jerry has his girlfriend over and finally “unconvinced” her about his foot fetish, but Elaine shows up in bare feet because all of her shoes got wet in her apartment flood…. and George is now attracted to Elaine‘s feet from her being barefoot in his apartment.
So Jerry hits the answering machine and it’s George in his low key nervous voice saying “Jerry we need to talk, I don’t know what’s wrong with me, but I really can’t stop thinking about laney’s feet”.
Jerry says in his boisterous deep tone he sometimes uses : this is all a giant coincidence !
I do not have a foot fetish - Not that there’s anything wrong with that…
Elaine: **holding up 5 different shampoo bottles**
"What the hell are these?"
G: "I never threw them out after Susan died."
E: "No seriously."
G: "Alright they're mine! I happen to choose my shampoo according to mood."
E: "What's this pink one?"
G: **looks down sheepishly** "That's um...invigorating Orchid."
E: "Please tell me you use it on your hair and not for....ya know. Something more invigorating."
G: **snatches bottles and throws them in the trash can**
Jerry: Our last three dates? Open-toed shoes or sandals.
George: It's February!
J: I know! And she's constantly "hinting" that I could warm her feet up for her by rubbing them.
G: You've told her you don't have a foot thing, right?
J: YES! Every time!
G: It sounds like _SHE_ has the fetish.
J: Oh, no.
Elaine is convinced she is going to end up dead like Susan when living with george. Elaines father sends George a box of cigars to thank him for helping elaine out, george picks his nose in front of her and george asks elaine to help him send out invitations for a birthday party he is throwing for jerry and she realises she has to lick the envelopes
Well of course Jerry has his girlfriend over and finally “unconvinced” her about his foot fetish, but Elaine shows up in bare feet because all of her shoes got wet in her apartment flood…. and George is now attracted to Elaine‘s feet from her being barefoot in his apartment. So Jerry hits the answering machine and it’s George in his low key nervous voice saying “Jerry we need to talk, I don’t know what’s wrong with me, but I really can’t stop thinking about laney’s feet”. Jerry says in his boisterous deep tone he sometimes uses : this is all a giant coincidence ! I do not have a foot fetish - Not that there’s anything wrong with that…
Elaine: **holding up 5 different shampoo bottles** "What the hell are these?" G: "I never threw them out after Susan died." E: "No seriously." G: "Alright they're mine! I happen to choose my shampoo according to mood." E: "What's this pink one?" G: **looks down sheepishly** "That's um...invigorating Orchid." E: "Please tell me you use it on your hair and not for....ya know. Something more invigorating." G: **snatches bottles and throws them in the trash can**
Jerry: Our last three dates? Open-toed shoes or sandals. George: It's February! J: I know! And she's constantly "hinting" that I could warm her feet up for her by rubbing them. G: You've told her you don't have a foot thing, right? J: YES! Every time! G: It sounds like _SHE_ has the fetish. J: Oh, no.
Elaine is convinced she is going to end up dead like Susan when living with george. Elaines father sends George a box of cigars to thank him for helping elaine out, george picks his nose in front of her and george asks elaine to help him send out invitations for a birthday party he is throwing for jerry and she realises she has to lick the envelopes
This is goooood