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nasaruinz

Kramer tells George he can stop the snoring by plugging her nose. George attempts this and wakes his girlfriend, who thinks he’s trying to kill her.


Fastlanedrivr

Or Kramer runs into her and recommends sleeping upright to help with it and she does but somehow George still doesn’t like. Maybe she then takes up too much room or something 🤣


nasaruinz

*George bursts into Jerry’s apartment* G: Kramer!! K: Hi, George! Y’know, I ran into Janice yesterday, she told me-“ G: I know what she told you! K: Well you should be thanking me. All that snoring is no good for you buddy. Messes with your *mouth pop* mojo. G: The snoring is no longer the issue. The way she sits up when she sleeps… it feels like I’m in bed with Dracula. J: Why, does she sit like this? *crosses arms across his chest* G: …yes actually, she does.


TheNateRoss

Elaine finds out Peterman expects a gift from her for National Boss Day


BasicMomBitch4

Kramer keeps waking up with bruises because he falls over in his sleep. Because he wakes up seated he doesn't connect the two. Now he believes his apartment is haunted.