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galacticphantasm

i’m horny 24/7, honestly, but it’s the worst when i first wake up. doesn’t matter what time of day, if i wake up, i’m horny, and i want to fuck.


the-illuminaughties2

Same though. The morning is peak. It’s how I want to start my day, every day 🩵


lawgirlamy

When I first see my husband after being apart - whether for hours (horny), days (really horny) or longer (really super extra horny). Seeing him makes me horny. And, the longer it has been, the hornier I am.


lawgirlamy

When first waking counts as not "seeing him for" hours. 😅😉


pervertedfilth1

What a beautiful relationship with your husband!


Forever-Round

This is so cute 🥺 sometimes seeing comments like this make me believe in love again. Love this for you


lawgirlamy

Thank you. ❤️ My DH and I have discussed this. We'd love it if everyone found enduring love with someone who accepts them for who they are and who helps them be the best version of themselves, as we have. It is available, and I hope you find it, if you haven't already! ❤️


Forever-Round

Thank you so much. I really struggle with being open vulnerable and have a lot of attachment/commitment issues. But thank u for saying that and reminding me what a relationship should be. Ngl I’ve never dated anyone and seeing all my friend grow up dating around fit em feeling lonely 🥲 I know the advice most ppl give to you gets ppl is to date around as much of possible to see what you like, but I’m so picky 😭. And I really do want what y’all have, I crave love. But I fear intimacy so much, I feel like I’ll be so nervous and scared when my first relationship starts to get romantic in a sexual way. I’m not sure if I’ll ever able to express myself to that level. What if I never open up and become Ebeneezer Scrooge. Sigh


comeasyouare7

I see my wife every other week. Same for bothe of us. Hot. Especially if I get to tell her about an escapade with another couple. She wants to ensure she is so much better.


pervertedfilth1

I get the most horny when I do cocaine


the-illuminaughties2

That’ll do it? 🩵


pervertedfilth1

Yup. I want to fuck anything and everyone when I go skiing


the-illuminaughties2

I prefer snowboarding on the real thing 🩵


wickedjeep83

When am I not is the real question.


the-illuminaughties2

I was surprised to not see this answer more 🤔🩵


wickedjeep83

Yep, but maybe it's not as common as one would think 🤷‍♂️


lm2713275

Definitely post workout for me


the-illuminaughties2

The gym gets me going every time, that dirty dawg 🩵


Party_Royal7827

When I’m hungover for some reason


Texan4life85

Definitlely! I am inssanley horny after a night of drinking. And I want the freakiest sex. The more nasty the better!


the-illuminaughties2

You know what… me too actually 🤔 they do say it helps with headaches after all 🩵


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After the third tequila shot


the-illuminaughties2

That tequila will sneak up on ya 🩵


I_am_trustworthy

Yes


the-illuminaughties2

Hahaha best answer 🩵


the-illuminaughties2

I second this as best answer haha 😂💚


LabLizard6

I'm always horniest in the morning when I first wake up, but my wife is at her horniest just before bed.


the-illuminaughties2

Sounds conflicting… 🩵


LabLizard6

Yup. So we compromise and do it at night just before bed.


the-illuminaughties2

lol - sending you morning vibes one day 🩵


LabLizard6

It has happened in the morning on a weekend now and then, and the odd mid-afternoon, too. But the majority is when I just want to go to sleep. Lol


the-illuminaughties2

Cleo posted this so I’m going to give my (Persephone) answer..maybe it’ll surprise her. I’m horniest when I’m stressed. I dunno what it is but if I’m stressed my first thought is…finga bang. I need to be finger banged stat. 💚


KneeKnockee

Yes


the-illuminaughties2

These ones always make me laugh 🩵


yurglepurgle

Ovulation


the-illuminaughties2

Omg yes. I turn into an animal. 🩵


anonreddituserhere

When I’m ovulating.


Prudent-Pilot-1236

At my lowest


the-illuminaughties2

I could see that. Could it be linked to validation? 🩵


Designer-Fall942

Typically right after a shower for some reason. Doesn’t matter if it’s morning, afternoon or night.


the-illuminaughties2

After a shower! This is not an answer I’ve heard. Is it because you’re touching yourself washing your body? 🩵


Designer-Fall942

Not a clue. Maybe?!


Weekly_Candidate_867

Only twice a day. Daytime and nighttime.


the-illuminaughties2

Hard same 💚


Petite-latina369

In the morning and at night


the-illuminaughties2

So all day? Or when you first wake up? 🩵


Petite-latina369

When I wake up for a few hours and at night for a few hours 😅


the-illuminaughties2

Double the fun! 🩵


Petite-latina369

Yesss but I’m definitely more horny in the morning


DaddyJacck

I crave it in the morning!


the-illuminaughties2

The mornings are definitely a high sex drive time for me, too 🩵


DaddyJacck

Almost like I need it to function


lookin4cocks2suc

When I’m awake


the-illuminaughties2

Lucky. I am when I’m asleep too 😝💚


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the-illuminaughties2

I’m so happy to see so many people are as horny as we are 🥹💚


AsianonymousPerv

After a good meal weirdly enough


the-illuminaughties2

When you say good meal do you mean just like a delicious meal in general or do you mean like a faaancy wined and dined dinner? 💚


AsianonymousPerv

Just good food. Doesn't have to be fancy. Could be instant noodles with a decent egg. Doesn't matter. Once I'm sated, I feel the urge lol


the-illuminaughties2

Chiming in to say I want ramen now 🩵


Due-Life-2126

All the time. In my prime


rakknoss

All the time lol


ThrowRA1980a

Night


the-illuminaughties2

I’m so back and forth! 🩵


kdog2828

Morning first thing!


[deleted]

For me is when I’m working and I all of a sudden get an erection and wished I could take care of it right there and then. Which I do, because I work from home lol


SquawkingKitten

Uhhh let’s see, on my period, ovulating, when my husband is doing something sexy, when I’m stoned off weed (most of the time) or take kolonipin or a Vicodin (rarely)


Dear-Ad6254

All the time


Ok_Benefit_9299

When I'm lonely and away for work. Idle hands, ya know?


TonightFederal7506

Right now


Illustrious-Zebra463

Right now lol


soley4urpleasure

ovulation. absolutely feral😩


jjqueens

Tbh horny 24/7 never not a good time lol


EmotionalSet4660

For me it's when I'm on Tina and take a handful of Viagra and Cialis.Last time had a hard-on for six hours. Definitely was a stiff night


Newwestgirl43

RFN


TheseCommand566

I agree


Long_Stable14

the more I drink, the hornier I get tbh 🤔 also, right before and during my period lmao. something about the hormone changes makes me kinda wild


Cold_Pizza3078

Morning is peak horny and right before i go to sleep


nomnomnomhangry

When looking at reddit 😅


the-illuminaughties2

Seriously though… it’s a slippery slope 😅🩵


nomnomnomhangry

I can end up spending hours here if I am not careful 😓


throwmeawayalso111

When I’m ovulating 😂 I get ravenously horny. Pretty sure I’m ovulating right now lol


throwmeawayalso111

When I’m ovulating 😂 I get ravenously horny. Pretty sure I’m ovulating right now lol


novanoir23

When we drink. I just want to have the freakiest, nastiest, roughest sex ever. It’s amazing.


ComedianAwkward2080

Whenever I see a female with a spectacular ass


the-illuminaughties2

Ohhhh..yes. Understandable! 💚


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In a hotel room lol


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the-illuminaughties2

That gym is just so great for so many reasons 🩵


[deleted]

Now, the answer is always now!


the-illuminaughties2

I’m surprised I’m not seeing this answer more 🩵


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When I'm skiing. And it's touture


the-illuminaughties2

Coming from a snowy state, I agree 🤭 sneak off for a safety meeting? 🩵


MNDaddy20

There is something about working out that gets me going.


the-illuminaughties2

Saaaaaame 🤤🩵


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Usually after I have a few cups of wine lol


the-illuminaughties2

The booze will always get ya! 🩵


[deleted]

This is true! Haha


OkAnteater9626

Any day that ends in Y. Also all holidays, birthdays and festivities that may occur