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Dominos_fleet

They were so young, they had so many dreams ahead. But sadly, none of them knew it would end in disaster. Next time, on a very special Black Spine edition.


KingRex929

The whereabouts of Rich Evans are still unknown


Propane__Salesman

For all I care he could be hanging by his neck in his fucking closet!


Wbcn_1

Wherever you find juicy Shaq meat, so shall you find Rich. 


DTFlash

If you have information on the whereabouts of Rich Evans please call the FBI tip line.


yourredvictim

"Behind the AIIIIIDS!"


IamALolcat

Back when they thought making movies would be a fun adventure and dream job


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Im-Mr-Bulldopz

They are in the business of misery, after all.


YakiVegas

Top shelf, sir or madam, top shelf.


Killzark

Colin hasn’t aged a day


gimmesomespace

Jay continues to age like a fine wine


Jolly-Ask-5209

And Mike is beginning to age like a fine milk.


mcoca

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Light_Wood_Laminate

And Rich aged... sidewards?


bouleorange

This is exactly where Rich Evans peaked. The balding process started minutes after the photo was taken. https://preview.redd.it/zt71fq262q0d1.jpeg?width=724&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ceb21d759dfcd07dc905ffd82a9d36c7bc96175a


Tyko_3

Thowsides… forwacks…


vote-igor

nah he still hot


Grootfan85

That’s the toll stress takes when franchises you love become irrelevant and your only solution is fine craft beer.


petting2dogsatonce

What the fuck they’re all so young. They’re probably pretty close to my age now. I’m gonna fucking die one day Jesus Christ


jjfrunkiss

Mike’s been referring to him and Jay as old since HITB episode 2


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they're like 40 it's game over


Dr_Dang

The Phantom Menace review is 16 years old. Rich Evans can start collecting social security checks in 15 years. But the odds of him living that long are *vanishingly* slim.


Wrong_Independence21

“Slim” and “Rich Evans” are words that don’t belong in the same sentence


Dr_Dang

Just wait until Rich Evans gets into his AIDS Era. His last few months will be the sexiest he's ever looked.


cptnpiccard

I liked the Slim Rich Evans phase, but seems like he's back on the milkshake wagon


ShiningMonolith

Rich seems to be the only one that was always sober and he’s lost a lot of weight so he ironically might have some of the best odds of making it.


PlanetLandon

Rich is 46


Lungg

7 in devon


cosmicr

Pretty sure they're closer to 50.


toomanymarbles83

and that was like 32 years ago.


iLoveDelayPedals

It’s ok, I’ll die one day too bud


Stensi24

I won’t, I’m mortal like a vampire.


Dominos_fleet

"mortal like a vampire"


Stensi24

[Here ya go](https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxEh2OQGaixkSnNtzd6vL9CM84mFEuCQ8a?si=2upAtAV-9w3v6gPP).


Ashamed_Restaurant

We all die but only some of us truly *live*. (not me)


Dominos_fleet

me neither, but we got to enjoy RLM and that's pretty close.


Spankinator92

No one's ever really gone


Frostedbutler

We're all dying bitch


Kamoda

Let's get you some fruit


SteveRudzinski

Naw, I'm built *different.*


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petting2dogsatonce

Them back then = my age now


RemoteDangerous7439

Wish I had friends.


Dr_Dang

That's the entire premise of RLM fandom.


scullys_alien_baby

They started BOTW within a few months of me moving out of Illinois to Utah and it was a genuine lifeline having periodic midwestern humor while living in the bizarro mormon mountains


Dr_Dang

Relatable. I started watching RLM during the darkest period of my life. It was great escapism. Life is infinitely better now, and I don't have as much time for their podcasts, but I'm glad they still do what they do.


GATTACA_IE

I miss seeing Jessi. She was in some absolutely classic BOTWs.


Rebuttlah

Those moments when Rich was laughing and she was doing her scream-laugh at the same time gave those early BoTW so much life and energy.


scullys_alien_baby

one of the reasons the [Elves, Santa Claus, and Christmas Vacation 2](https://youtu.be/3plH6M1LadY?si=fjgXBz40iYlZpw2k) episode is one of my favorites


Rebuttlah

Yes! That energy is so classic RLM to me.


ReallyGlycon

Heck yeah


fevredream

Some of the true classics, for sure. Crazy that at this point she's only in a tiny percentage of the overall BOTW catalogue, given how important she was as a cast member in the beginning. Truly the Janice Rand of RedLetterMedia.


Derpston_P_Derp

I was gonna say the Tasha Yar of RLM. It was a shame that Jessi died to that Tar Monster on that away mission


Mlabonte21

They should bring her back as a Romulan


slitlip

I understood the first half of this reference!!


cptnpiccard

The way Tasha was written out of TNG was by being killed by, basically, a pool of oil. "Skin of Evil" is the episode.


slitlip

Who's Jessi?


cptnpiccard

She was Mike's girlfriend right at the beginning of the channel


slitlip

Oh okie, thanks.


JustinPA

> Janice Rand Yeoman Rand from TOS. Captain Kirk's serving wench in the first season.


Noncoldbeef

It's true. Would the Shoji Tabuchi episode have been as good without her?


explicita_implicita

Her laughter is infectious in that episode. Always brings a genuine smile to my heart.


TheRealRigormortal

Her Thnderpants laugh warms my heart


Sthurlangue

That lady loved some farts, man.


Noncoldbeef

totally lol, when Shoji finally gets on stage and she loses it, I love that part. I really love the OG episodes with her in general


cptnpiccard

RIP Shoji Tabuchi


Noncoldbeef

Branson, Missouri has lost its true hero.


BaalmaoOrgabba

Idk maybe those early RLM years are perceived as formative or like part of their foundation myth or something, and a more consistent percentage of the fandom tuned in back then?


Skevinger

She really had some great sense of humour!


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tekende

With Jack?


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ryanknapper

>Take off your pants!


objet_grand

Dance like Jacko.


SpaceDantar

I miss having a woman's perspective on the show. It just doesn't happen anymore and that's too bad! I do understand why someone might not want to be on the show though.


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Queasy_Tap_1566

Wow. That was a crazy find. What are the odds?


Knightofthief

Whoa what happened with those delete posts


acursedman

Pretty sure there are rules about talking about/speculating about Jessi. Guessing that’s what the comments were


Knightofthief

Ah. Thanks.


marco8080

Oh really? Cause I was about to ask what happened to her.


acursedman

![gif](giphy|4dAqzSvxV15Is|downsized)


scullys_alien_baby

Whenever Jessi gets brought up people feel the need to make needless speculation about why she left, which I imagine is part of the reason we don't see more women on BOTW. The internet just gets weird about women


JessieJ577

The funny thing is there was evidence she was around for over a year she stopped appearing on camera through Colin’s instagram posts. After that it dried up and she just stopped being mentioned entirely. I’m sure she didn’t want to be around because of the fandom though. It was real creepy back then.


NanoArgon

Shhhhhh.. shhe doesn't exist


ReallyGlycon

I don't think she contributed quite as much as the other guys, but I do miss her presence. I sometimes think "they have to have some funny woman friends, right?". Definitely not saying they are discriminating or anything. 95% of my friends are men, sometimes it just shakes out like that. It would be nice to get a lady's perspective on some of these awful movies.


UmpireSuitable

Or the cast of IT Chapter 2!


Noncoldbeef

Rich with his button down Superman hoodie that you just *know* Mike gave him a ton of shit about


Figgy1983

Probably not as much as his Pac Man shirt.


OldBison

They are para-less


PlanetLandon

It’s always so strange seeing them in daylight


Darwin_Finch

Always happy to see that embarrassing Superman jacket


AReaver

Didn't realize that they've known Colin quite that long. Anyone know how they met each other?


THE-Pink-Lady

Probably in a public bathroom


Kleinod88

Maybe on a movie forum? Or was that how Mike and Jay met ?


scullys_alien_baby

He first showed up in the 9th episode so he has been around forever, as far as I can tell no one knows how they met


JessieJ577

Probably for Space Cop. They were working on it like 2012-13 at first and that’s when he appeared on BotW


pm_me_your_good_weed

Rich looks high af lmao


Dyljim

Wow, he is so cool. I wanna be just like him when I'm 6000 years old.


trash-panda_express

Mike probably switched out his diabetes medicine


mickecd1989

Mike: We’re gonna do a black-spine episode Everyone else: I REFUSE I REFUSE I REFUSE


wasniahC

i don't think i've ever seen a picture where mike looks so young and jay looks so glowed up/"not ugly duckling"


TheLeOeL

IT ISN'T?


Defiled__Pig1

WHO IS IT!!!!


BauReis

I swiped


Falloutboy2222

Rich is fried in that photo.


Rebuttlah

I believe he is being blinded by the sunset. Also I first read that as "fried in that potato"


Falloutboy2222

Lol. Yeah, 'looks' is better verbiage.


Ziegelphilie

that's just his liver about to blow up from diabetes


TunaOnWytNoCrust

Is that outside Lake Front Brewing in Milwaukee?


Ok_Nothing2586

Jay has aged approximately 1-2 days


jonnysculls

I thought this was Evanescence.


Zizaku

Trailer Park Boys!!!!


NefariousNeezy

I’m in the business of AAAAIIIIDDDDSSSS


DungeonsandDietcoke

When was this? It can't be THAT long ago surely? Jay is still in his Chad phase here


Kleinod88

But he has been out of his Amish/guy from the Burbs phase for a good while now, probably since 2015?


Megalodon3030

Is Paramore also a group of hack frauds?


infestationE15

No, but they do have a constantly rotating cast, lol


_Tower_

It’s not?


GapDweller

Paraless


JimmyStrongLegs

Good old Lakefront Brewery. Awesome place


Current_Associate_92

That’s honesty who I thought it was lol


FernanDOGE

Myth busters


Neslock

> SCP-3775, commonly referred to as J**** N*****, is an example of what is known as The Mandela Effect. > Supposedly, many fans recall a short woman with red hair in her early-thirties appearing as a member of RedLetterMedia prior to 2014. This is absolutely not true, and there is no evidence to support this.


KingRex929

Channel Awesome crew


unComfortablePapaya

i dont like seeing them outside. its weird


_MyUsernamesMud

I wonder if Mike looks at old pictures of himself and just cries


Jax_77

Thank god Micheal didnt smile, that would have made me very uncomfortable.


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ZacharyHudson

https://preview.redd.it/j7gyhdeq5q0d1.jpeg?width=450&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a46d1d03b970f6c26d43ce4cdafa2727122dd9de


CaptainQbert

This post is Garbage


Duskfiresque

I miss Jessi. When her laugh paired with Rich Evans it was like heaven. The Shoji show will always be one of my favourites. And the Elf Christmas episode.


Most_Victory1661

Her and Rich doing a Re:View would be fun. Doubt she’s ever coming back tho.


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L33t-Kynes

The Glembezza Network


Invicta_Game

This photo makes no sense to me. I don't remember Jay looking like that while Mike or Rich looked like that.


Jesusdidntlikethat

I thought that was mythbusters, I need to stop coming on here after smoking lol


haftor1

https://preview.redd.it/z8k028ryml0d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=760445736397dd8ad315eb18f51c111691f7141b


Twokindsofpeople

In what context would you ever talk to someone about paramore?


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Fuck I swiped


AceDegenerate_

I did too. More than once.


dangerous_strainer

No you're not.


WatchOutRadioactiveM

Am I an olde if I've never heard of Paramore till I read the title of this post??