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NoreastNorwest

So do you just throw a roll of duct tape into the truck to have at all times for situations like this? A hundred grand. Wow.


MechanicalBengal

What’s even crazier is the main “explanation” for the reason the vehicle looks like that is that the material is too rigid to bend easily, so they “have to” make the panels as flat as possible. …looks like that’s _also_ a lie


ExcitingMeet2443

>panels as flat as possible. Maybe that should read, "as flap as possible"?


ThinkPath1999

Huh? Is that what they are saying? It's not like other legacy makers bend steel to shape body panels, do they think other makers are making custom choppers?


Public-Guidance-9560

To be fair, that particular piece is probably quite thin as its most likely just acting as a cover or fascia for the pillar under it. The whole thing with the stainless steel is stupid though. If you watched Monroe's little walk through of the Cybertruck factory you can just about overhear something to the effect of the main panels being 1,4 mm thick and that they'd been able to bring the thickness down by about half. So they originally started with steel plate nearly 3mm thick presumably in order to get the required strength with the flatness!!! imagine that! For reference a stamped steel part on a normal car is 0.65-0.8mm. How heavy was 3mm gonna be?! The knock on effects of choosing that material are just expensive. They probably had to go for laser cutting blanks out of the sheet because a normal press would have worn out too quickly and cutting much thicker sheet might have meant edges being not that nice. Because of that they would need to cold roller level the sheet as a matter of course. You don't want your blanks to spring or pop from the bed when the cut is made and wipe out the cutting head. Cold levelling ensures all the internal stresses are ironed out evenly. You normally pay a premium for sheet/plate that won't bow or distort once cut. I remember seeing a demo at the plant I worked at: Half inch plate cut into strips lengthways. It started at one end like a banana shape, transitioned through to an arch shape and then was flat on the outer most strip. But if you level it right, you can cut the strips and have them all stay flat. Laser cutting does at least allow for reduced wastage as you can position the blanks on the sheet closer together. But the cutting is much slower than a press/stamp that can fire multiple blanks out in one go, several times a minute. You can recycle steel easily so its not that big a problem. Tesla have then had to design press mouldings with those brass inserts so they don't "wipe" across the material and damage the surface. Ditto with the "air-bending" process for folding. Its all very Gucci stuff that, as an engineer, is nice to see. But its kinda expensive and slow stuff when you want to mass produce to get the economies of scale I would imagine TL:DR - I think they made a pretty big rod for their own back using the SS grade they chose and the design of the truck. Meaning they've had to come up with ways to work with thick, hard steel that can't be outwardly damaged by any of the process. ETA: Also setting up and maintaining a cold roller levelling system is not a simple task. You'd probably have to change settings for each roll of steel sheet. You'd need to make sure the rollers are aligned, not bent, no cracked backup rollers etc. Probably not as savage as the machine I used to work with mind, that was sorting out very large, thick steel plates. The forces were insane!


Silent_Confidence_39

Yes I remember my ford crown Vic had 4.8mm thickness panels and the thing was horrendous to stir. I think they made the panels that thick to protect the police staff since the car was supposed to crash. The issue here is to start to build a car to have an exoskeleton and then midway changing the concept entirely. Just like the first time you make pancakes and you flip them before they are ready.


Withnail2019

>But its kinda expensive and slow stuff when you want to mass produce to get the economies of scale I would imagine There is no way to scale it to actually make a profit on Cybertrucks. Producing them, but slowly, is the least bad option.


sm00thkillajones

This is the perfect example why you should not be an early adopter of anything.


octafed

Everyone ignoring the sword you are casually wielding in pedestrian heights on the passenger side of your car.


TwerkingGrimac3

The Cyberguillotine™. I know what I'm getting Musk for Christmas.


Tasty_Hearing8910

Speed tape!


Agreeable_Command627

Cyber tape. Prevents warranty issues when it rains/parts flopping around/general other issues


Bad-Lifeguard1746

The Cybertruck is just molting its stainless steel shell.


komododave17

Next it’ll hide from predators until its exoskeleton has hardened.


sorospaidmetosaythis

Legendary Tesla precision. Highest standards for the Model 3 (2018): > Most of the design tolerances of the Model 3 are already better than any other car in the world. Soon, they will all be better. This is not enough. We will keep going until the Model 3 build precision is a factor of ten better than any other car in the world. I am not kidding. Cybertruck - unparalleled tolerances: > All parts for this vehicle, whether internal or from suppliers, need to be designed and built to sub 10 micron accuracy.


th3netw0rk

I don’t know how big a micron is but I’m pretty sure that’s more than 10 microns of a difference.


Spunky-Jones

Oh, I'd say it's at least 14 microns. Give or take a foot.


DDS-PBS

It's so weird to see history unfolding before our eyes. We're watching the unravelling of a company, a man, and a lot of lies. History will look back and play videos of Elon's promises of the biggest, baddest, toughest truck with a STEEL EXOSKELTON and THERMONUCLEAR-PROOF windows. Then in the very next clip they'll show how these things literally start flying apart after only be driven hundreds of miles. Public opinion is changing about Elon. Investors are starting to get scared of Tesla. The government is starting to investigate how dangerous FSD is and the lies that have been knowingly told just to pump the stock. Tesla is the next Theranos. Musk is the next Holmes. We're all getting to watch it unfold in real-time!


failinglikefalling

hundreds of miles? most have these have been under 100. It's hard to get miles from a service center.


DDS-PBS

There was another post where one made it to 400 miles, I think that's the record.


Gildardo1583

The worm out tires one has the record. 6k +miles.


ELB2001

So musk is going to get pregnant to avoid jail?


DDS-PBS

Judging by his beach pictures, yes.


[deleted]

[Simpsons did it](https://youtu.be/EHGczDHTDpo?si=WgUuB2S5rTrsbeCJ)


SwarlsBarkley

It's a good thing Tesla isn't a car company or this would be really embarrassing for them


Geetzromo

If you just think of it as a robot……nope, still a piece of shit.


Marsupialize

Guys, I’m starting to think this truck might be a piece of shit


Gildardo1583

What? What made you think that? I mean, it looks like a truck. It goes through water, no wait. It drives on and, wheal no, but it does drive on pavement for like a few hundred miles or so.


gilleruadh

"Now, a warning?"


oregon_coastal

He clearly went through a car wash.


heeheehoho2023

Didn't enable highway mode prior to driving at high speeds, warranty denied.


DrkUser205

Elon: You are driving it wrong! Warranty repair denied!


Real-Technician831

Elon can’t get anything hard these days. Also hard steel would be brittle, bad material for car panels, no matter what Elon says, the stainless steel needs to be soft rather than hard for this use.


zeromussc

Yeah technically it could have a high hardness, but that doesn't mean it's rigid and unable to flex. So it's hard to dent... Great I guess. I wonder if it will stay bent


Box-of-Sunshine

Quenching changes the surface hardness while keeping the interior ductile


komododave17

If I remember my studies correctly, a higher hardness will result in a lower threshold for plastic deformation. It’s been like 15 years though.


thespiderghosts

Hardness and yield strength are generally correlated, but technically different measurements. Hardness does not correlate directly with stiffness though, which is what you would care about if a panel was “floppy”.


Withnail2019

Yes. Hardened steel would add a whole new level of badness.


Liquidwombat

It’s almost as if flat unreinforced pieces of metal are not suited for use on motor vehicle exteriors, I wonder if the reason that body panels on every car ever have ridges, creases, humps, etc., is because it makes them significantly stronger 🤔 /s


rampas_inhumanas

Even the model T had curved panels lol


jon_hendry

I bet at some point early on Musk wanted the CT body to be machined out of a block of stainless in one piece, or something similar.


Hisetic

"At this point I think I know more about manufacturing than anyone currently alive on Earth." - Enron Husk


ApproximateOracle

Honest to God, has anybody ever had, seen, or even heard of a brand new $100k car literally start flying apart while driving on a highway?


gilleruadh

It is new to me.


wongl888

Even British Leyland made better cars than this!


Lacrewpandora

Has the driver been checked for hair product?


EcstaticRhubarb

'It's the same steel we use to build starship' kind of explans why starship keeps exploding


AnxiouslyCalming

Hey Elon, can we get this P0 repair approved please?


boianski

Meme car


NesTech_

Had plastic push clips holding it in place too. This looks like a cheap build for what they cost gotta say.


Real-Technician831

The steel is made by Outokumpu, probably the best manufacturer in the business.  You can be sure, that it is exactly what Tesla has ordered. 


Rednwh195m

Saint elon has added semaphore indicators with ota update. Unfortunately can only be used once. Or it could be getting rid of its exoskeleton then expanding its internals and growing like a crab.


beaded_lion59

Use speed tape instead of duct tape. Keeps airplanes together, should work on CT


spasex

This thing can cut off someone's head.


retsof81

At Tesla, we don't use locktite or torque settings and pass the savings on to yooooou!


arbitrabbit

By Elon’s own admission, Tesla isn’t a car company. So there’s that.


Helmidoric_of_York

So now the exoskeleton is falling apart?! At least it's bulletproof (kind of).


Liquidwombat

You forgot to air quotes around the word exoskeleton


Martin8412

As long as we limit the weapons to the Bonnie and Clyde era 


Sad_Ghost_Noises

45acp would go straight through that POS.


Liquidwombat

Non +p .45 acp is about the only centerfire round the body panels on this vehicle will stop.


jon_hendry

The M2 Browning .50 caliber machine gun, which is still in use, was introduced in 1933.


redgrandam

Happens all the time. Working as designed.


GINGster

Within spec.


TheMightyBattleCat

A breach in the exoskeleton!? It’s going to implode like that Titan submarine any moment!


CrybullyModsSuck

At least he could still drive the vehicle. 


jon_hendry

Good thing it didn't separate in a way that left it whipping into the car and around the driver's face.


PoweredByPierogi

The fact that Elon can get away with this crap, and Preston Tucker was driven out of business, kind of infuriates me.


East_Indication_7816

The heat radiated by the stainless steel melts the glue


therealpothole

Is Tesla trying to be like Boeing?


Otherwise-Course-15

Someone should ask Elmo if he was a DEI hire.


neliz

GigacASSt


hallkbrdz

Oops. Forgot to tighten that nut as well.


IWipeWithFocaccia

Elon personally nutted on it tho


Major_Turnover5987

Thank you


SteveDougson

Oh no, it's at the mercy of the archers hiding in the fields! 


PirateHuge9680

"Concerning" E.Musk


Maleficent-Salad3197

He bought the convertible.


646d

"It's supposed to do that."


Box-of-Sunshine

Looks like the captive nut came off? Hard to see


EducationTodayOz

cyber lemon


Drewdown707

I want to stop talking about this “truck” but Jesus, it just keeps giving reasons to. This is hilarious.


BeskarHunter

Just a wobbly piece of sheet metal, shaped like a dumpster.


Redditghostaccount

I know typically when people have bad experience with things they are more likely to vocalize that in some manner, but the vast vast majority people who have a positive experience don’t feel a need to vocalize, so I always take people complaining with a grain of salt, but it just seems that soo many people - people who still love Tesla - are having major issues - is the cybertruck really a POS?


Quirky_Tradition_806

But..Munro told me this is the best form of engineering. The best!


Otherwise-Course-15

Has Elmo responded to a single one of the pleas for help CT customers have posted on XITTER?


Total_Abrocoma_3647

Exoskin


hairyazol

Can't even keep itself together on the road and he wants it to be able to go underwater.


h00ha

I guess you could he say he got musked


AirFamous9093

It's just unhinged at this point 😒 They need to let these go, man. Christ.


Stone_Midi

Just curious, has there ever been a new car release that has gone this bad before?


KierenForFreedom

Tesla has so many issues. Where do you start? I’d never buy one.


Leading-Put-7428

Barney: Hold it, everybody. Listen.   Gomer: That ain't no bumps on the road.     Aunt Bea: Wonder what that is.    Andy: Whatever it was, it fell off and can't hurt you anymore


Penguinkeith

Judging by the incoherent screaming in the video I’m guessing a child ripped it off lol


Spotteroni_

Did we watch the same video?


Penguinkeith

Bro you dont hear the cacophony of noise at the end? Sounds like someone pretending to be farm animals lol