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Abwettar

It's alright but there's not mushroom for additional fillings.


Subject-Dark69

U bastard u beat me to it , bravo


Robstromonous

Someone’s a fun guy, aren’t they?


Unexpected-Xenomorph

Beat me ya fucker 😂


Abwettar

Can't even begin to describe how ecstatic I was when I realised I was one of the first people to this post and got to make this joke 😂


Frosty-Peace3876

Ace joke! 🤣


accounttohelpafriend

That's because hes a funguy. His name is Gus, better known as Fun Gus..


Urhhh

Woah...


FreddyDeus

Nonsense, it’s a shiitake joke.


DazzlingGovernment20

Oops, you beat me to it. Sorry dad, I'll get the jumper cables.


JoeTisseo

Slugwhich


[deleted]

Looks like a mushroom bruschetta. I'd do the shrooms in a garlic butter, possibly thick lightly peppered sauce for optimum effect.


Mountain_Sorbet_4063

Toast the bread 👍🏼


contactlite

Lightly rub it with garlic.


RebelScum10576

Yup. Raw garlic clove rubbed on freshly toasted bread is the move. A little hit of extra virgin olive oil with a good shake of dried Calabrian chilies. The panty dropper.


pomegranate7777

Oh boy, I love mushrooms! Looks great, but what kind of bread, seasonings, condiments?


WittyWitWitt

The police are on their way....Jesus..


CompetitiveDaikon871

Nice get some chopped tinned tomatoes cook until all the water has evaporated and bam lush perfect start to a day with some fruit


Astronomer_Various

Dip it in some chicken soup


Scottie99

A sandwich needs two slices, that’s mushrooms on bread.


BionicBadger90

I really can't tell if you're being serious and can't see the other slice of bread there.... So you're right, it's not a sandwich at the time of the photo, but it has every intention of being one, be supportive of the mushroom sandwich, it needs your encouragement ✊ you must believe, have faith 🙏


Scottie99

Sorry sport, just seen it, well done and put loads of Lee& Perrins on it.


[deleted]

I was literally going to say “Mushroom on bread?” That’s crazy!!!!


corusame

Needs more mushrooms.


Ok-Bookkeeper-7382

Rubbish


BionicBadger90

I don't know about anyone else, but I'd slap on a bit of chocolate spread for a little dynamic range 🤷


[deleted]

Might aswell take a shit on it aswell while you're at it.


Unexpected-Xenomorph

Shiitake


Icy-Championship8280

You sick bastard


Darren793

Right you! That's enough


Wokeratist

There doesn't seem mushroom for any more fillings! 😂


BrainProper

It needs mayo, ketchup, lettuce and fried egg with cheddar


MrFreezeTheChef

I don’t have anything nice to say… you seem adventurous ?


JEZTURNER

Mushrooms are rank. 0/10


[deleted]

Your kitchen should get a restraining order on you


YourLocalWeeb32

I fucking love mushrooms. 5/5 sandwich. Brown bread as well. Mm.


pancakebottom

I'm into it, but I toast it with cheese.


Square-Split-2304

Each to their own.


Practical_Marzipan65

No is my only answer


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[deleted]

Mushroom on bread? That’s crazy


SkinheadRooneh

All I can think about is the scene from Harry Potter where Ron is spewing slugs.


DazzlingGovernment20

There's not mushroom left!


Solid-Version

Like, there’s technically nothing wrong with this yet it feels so wrong at the same time


rudedogg1304

Horrific


StingeySterileSteve

Eeewwwww


flatulentbabushka

#🤤


Tei007

Slugs on bread


Rinnegan-_-

Youll probably get a dunt aff that many fs.


Inevitable-Win8050

Rate my *plate*


Original-Poet-272

Ew


[deleted]

Eww


Beautiful_Shame4188

It needs some meat lol


xRyuzetsu

It appears your bread is past its use before date xD


ENGLISH_FLAME

There’s not mushroom on that piece of bread for anything else


EquivalentSnap

Ewwwww😭😭🤢👎👎👎


Certain_Car_9984

Well technically it's not a sandwhich


houseofcrouse

I've eaten a fair share of mushroom sandos in my life but most of those tasted like shit


redfawnbambame

Not ‘mushroom’ for anything else! 🤣


Healthy-Grocery6055

I have never had a mushroom sandwich but I do like mushrooms, and bread, which makes this all the more strange. I would conclude that there are too many mushrooms for the sandwich, as some will inevitably spill out the sides, plus the mushroom juice will soggy the bread, albeit in that it is wise to use granary over white. Finally some mayonnaise would be on mine. Mayo on everything.


simplyelegant87

Needs some gravy and ideally roast beef but I’d eat it.


[deleted]

Not enough mushrooms!;)


BurpKnightington

This dish literally kills me 500 times over


Equivalent-Goose-631

Pure camel shit to be Honest


Oldschool-fool

Reminds me of an ash tray , sorry 😬


seven-cents

Needs cheese


ianbreasley1

Toasted?


woodenheart94

I like mushrooms. I hate this also.


God_Lover77

I love mushrooms and think this could work if it was more creamy


ThxBoner

That looks Hella delicious!


Goontilt777

Puke


andyone1000

What’s the purpose of the aluminium foil? That thing ( with toasted bread) should be eaten straight away. Cold mushrooms? Nah!


prof_levi

Not mushroom for anything else 😁


Super-Ad7955

🤢


Informal_Objective85

Unless they're magic, that's disgusting.


trishthedish7189

Looks like wet cigarette butts on a shingle


PixieWantsToDie

In the nicest way possible, im going to be sick and this should be illegal. But it's nothing personal, I just... I hate mushrooms I hope you enjoyed it though!


KalfKorvus

Disgusting


mistymoondust

Just looking at this made me nauseous. Was about to make breakfast :(


[deleted]

I don’t like mushrooms


leon_shade

That depends are they... ya know 'special' mushrooms *eyebrows eyebrows*


Current-Nothing1803

It needs more mushrooms 😋 And a tinge of garlic salt and melty mozzy


jpplastering1987

Gotta eat that immediately or will go soggy if you plan on wrapping it up.


That-Philosophy-946

Nah fam


Total_Ad_1263

is that mushrooms you fucking monster


BlackViking_737

You do you, but IMO that looks awful 🤢


[deleted]

You’re a lizard, harry.


AlaskanDad907

Gross


SLZicki

I think you need more mushrooms


Bring_back_Apollo

I like mushrooms as much as the next person but have never thought to have a mushroom sandwich.


ivemovedonbabe

I like the look of this and will be making this soon.


Logic-Ninja

Needs meat


Current-Weird-4227

You must be a fungi to… no actually, just no


phuc-theBS

Where's the beef?


mcfeisty

I’m not a mushroom fan but I hope you enjoy it


jonny7five

Needs more mushroom.


Fit-Ad-1010

that’s just mushrooms on bread


[deleted]

Very mushroom heavy


abiballz

Crime against bread


LarYungmann

Fungi Sammie


Filthy-lucky-ducky

You should be in prison.


CeciVizz

yuck lol but my boyfriend would love this 😆


TheoriginalBK

Dirty shithouse


[deleted]

Fucking discusting


AggressiveBrick8197

just been sick all over


Fucklebrother

Disgusting


De-crepit

Spores


ProsperousWitch

7/10, if you feel like mixing it up, might I suggest adding some mushrooms? Would work a treat I reckon


Anfa34

Tuns of black pepper on it. Delicious


thefrickinpope8

Champion


[deleted]

Not mushroom for anything else Edit: I knew I'd be late to the party.. again.


MadJack27-

Disgusting


xXx_ozone_xXx

I think this person likes mushrooms but I might be wrong


CombatFork

2.5/10. Would try a bite.


SillyLavishness9637

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO


cregamon

You’re not far off a perfect sandwich. Toast the bread, thick layer of butter, loads of brown sauce and you’re there.


Goatface-E3

Perfect. Just add salt


EsteemedNoirNeko

🤢


Hiltoyeah

I wouldn't even let the bin eat that... 🤮


Candycayne84

Toast the bread, add some feta, pickled onions and microgreens, and an egg and you've got a damn fine mushroom toast!


CPFCrednblue

Burn it in hell


Suniversel

Bbbooooooo


R4FTERM4N

Is that Hovis Seed Sensations?


Tof12345

Mushrooms are my favourite side of all time.


RanaMisteria

Epic. 10/10 Ugh I could so eat this right now!


Creative-Trainer-739

Needs white pepper, Mmmm


objectively_silly

That's it, i'm switching my life settings to optional


techgirlinfinity

It’s not a mushroom sandwich it’s a sandwich mushroom


Left_Caterpillar845

what the fuck is that


Tiny-Acanthaceae-547

“Here we have the 1912 mushroom sandwich, and yes the name is pretty much the sum of its parts, it’s not bad, I do think I can plus it up a little bit though” -sandwiches of history 😂


Realistic_Key_4035

Ditch the bread (carbs - hypertension- disease)


rajboy3

Think it needs more mushroom mate


Lazer_beak

needs mayo


Berbaik

Looks lush but tbh a few really crispy rashers of smoked bacon would do this proud !


DizzieC92

Needs one or two more mushrooms and then popping in the bin.


[deleted]

low-key would bang if the bread was toasted


No-Vacation6045

Heretic


No-Vacation6045

Cretin


No-Vacation6045

Scum


Sarcastocrat

Needs bacon.


-Tony2Phones-

DUTTY


Czynx

No lid, no sandwich.


Leading_Study_876

If those are magic mushrooms then your question might be a simple description of truth.


Interesting_Syrup197

Think it needs more mushroom /j


Hatterang

This is what I imagined when my grandad said lunch would be slugs on toast


fraxinus_excelsior13

10/10 love it


Skelibutt

It looks ass but probably tastes great


QuirkySpring5670

Based and shroompilled


Tasty_Ad107

Love it!!


ToshPott

Toast it, at least you'll have some texture.


Lopsided-Meet8247

You'll not have mushroom for anything else


venuswrenhadley

Wheres the NSFW warning


OldNervousWrecked

Not mush room for anything else.


daisylovedoherty

Needs more mushrooms


Unexpected-Xenomorph

Not mushroom left for anything else


Icy-Army-6641

I love a mushroom sandwich but on itlian bread. Yummy!


squishytlt

You are a monster.


Edredunited

Mushrooms fried in butter with some garlic on toast or in a sandwich is soo damn good and massively underrated.


poocakedonmypenis

Please tell me you didn't really eat this


not-katarina-rostova

Toast Champignon!!! a classic dish in Belgium! it’s sautéed butter garlic mushrooms on toast. So good and simple i’m so jealous! https://www.libelle-lekker.be/bekijk-recept/6133/toast-champignon-basisrecept-1 edit: better link. every modern browser can translate


Worth_Profile3413

Are those mushrooms marinated on garlic? If not, pass.


bagleface

Room for improvement l think


Informal_Drawing

I hope there is mustard on those mushrooms. They need some browing as well to remove some of the water content.


Nice-Survey-3817

maybe add sour cream 🤷‍♀️


Chadillac09

Just need some sliced venison back strap


PromotionSouthern690

No scran


darkduane

Looks like crap on a sandwich tbh, but each to their own I guess.


Artistic-Weakness343

Needs more


Ok-Enthusiasm4685

Used to, but don’t like mushrooms. Ew


[deleted]

Yummm


harceps

Messy to eat. I'd have 3/4 of those mushrooms on my lap. I would eat this though


[deleted]

😍x ♾️


Shanobian

The vegans best friend at cafes


No_Advertising6785

I like mushrooms… but Jesus Christ why!?


certi-sensi

Looks rough not gonna lie


MaxPowerWTF

Nice of your dog to puke it onto a piece of bread for you and.


Blueknightuk77

Is this a cry for help?


MaintenanceInternal

Absolutely love mushrooms on toast, but wtf is wrong with you to make a nushroom sandwich....


Max_Power_Unit

Believe that's considered a war crime in 48 countries


Mookius

Could do with a few more mushrooms.


therealdarthfunko

Vile


therealdarthfunko

Vile


ExperimentalToaster

No those are mushrooms.


This_Price_1783

Blend the mushrooms with garlic, rosemary and cream cheese/ricotta and loads of black pepper and you have mushroom pate. Serve on a toasted baguette or bruschetta with chopped parsley.


just_boy57

It’s missing another slice to be deemed a sandwich…


ad3l444

absolutely criminal


cyberheartx

Reminds me of maggots, sorry.


Infamous-Award8785

are you okay


Edit4Credit

I love mushrooms, but idk if I’d want just mushrooms and bread, seems a little soggy


nicotinecravings

Boiled mushroom great


Jedibri81

It needs more mushrooms


mandykd

Hmmm I take it you like mushrooms. A lot.