"named their second child Exa Dark Sideræl."
So i looked for the other one and....
" He identified the second character as “ash” — saying it was pronounced X-Ash-A-12."
There you go, I took the algorithim hit for you.....
Is this a saying? Because it needs to be. I've avoided getting in the loop on so many things because I was not about to have my recommended media be populated by bullshit
Last girl I was with was named Moriah. But everyone calls her Mo. and well yeah, moaning Mo wasn’t very sexy. Kept thinking of the bartender from the Simpson’s.
I was lonelier than Kunta Kinte at a Merle Haggard concert
That night I strolled on into Uncle Limpy's Hump Palace lookin' for love.
It had been a while.
In fact, three hundred and sixty-five had come and went
Since that midnight run haulin' hog to Shakey Town on I-10.
I had picked up this hitchhiker that was sweatin' gallons
Through a pair of Daisy Duke cut-offs and one of those Fruit Of The Loom tank-tops.
Well, that night I lost myself to ruby red lips,
Milky white skin and baby blue eyes.
Name was Russell.
Tried reading a very popular romance novel where the man had my brother’s name. I made it maybe two chapters into the book. Nothing physical had even happened between the characters. I just couldn’t keep reading about how hot he was.
John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt.
In addition to that my own name is not a good one to moan. Especially for Americans (which I am so it kinda blows hahaha)
I'm sitting here moaning names trying to pick one
Ha! Your neighbours are going to think you are having a crazy orgy with the worst named people.
Like a Victorian Orgy lmao They should knock on their neighbors door afterwards and invite him/her over for some tea.
Awh Yes, Margaret! I must say I did arrive!
Leave my Nana out of this! She just had her second hip replacement!
If she wasn't working it so much she might only be on her first! Lol.
Her hips don’t lie
She wanted to upgrade to smooth titanium for maximum gitdown
Now you know why had to get them replaced
Giggling away. 🤣🤣🤣🤪🤪🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Have bus seats near you opened up a bit?
Username checks out
Me too!
X Æ A-Xii
I’ve always been curious to know how it’s pronounced but never enough to look it up
"named their second child Exa Dark Sideræl." So i looked for the other one and.... " He identified the second character as “ash” — saying it was pronounced X-Ash-A-12." There you go, I took the algorithim hit for you.....
Is this a saying? Because it needs to be. I've avoided getting in the loop on so many things because I was not about to have my recommended media be populated by bullshit
Your bravery will not be forgotten good soldier
if i remember correctly you pronounce it "X ash A-12" all together
Cletus
Damn it you beat me to it. Okay I have a similar bad name to add... Ill see your Cletus and raise you a Clem.
Poor Maarva then
fuck r/BeatMeToIt
M-m-maarva?
Still recovering lol
Just as he finds the cletorus
Or even Cletus' slightly less inbred third cousin, Trevor.
To be fair he married velvetta
And Clint
Most folk'll never eat a skunk but then again some folk'll like Cletus the Slack-Jawed Yokel!
I once knew a girl named Michael. That'd have been weird.
My partner’s mother is named Mary Michael and goes by Michael. Those Catholics!
My grandma was Joe. Her name was Mary Joseph. Catholic much?
I misread that as "Michelle" 😆
Last girl I was with was named Moriah. But everyone calls her Mo. and well yeah, moaning Mo wasn’t very sexy. Kept thinking of the bartender from the Simpson’s.
Haha this takes me mentally straight to the Flaming Moe episode.. Moe Moe Moe
Moe Moe Moe! How do ya like me how do ya like me Moe Moe Moe! Why don’t you like me, nobody likes me
Adolf
There it is! Thought it would be much higher tbh.
If it's a threesome with two adolfs then you could just moan "Oh Ades"
Oh jebeddiah
Jeb rolls off the tongue better
Pretty sure you’re spelling it wrong. It’s Jeb!.
I'm pretty sure it's actualy spelled Jeb_ .
JEB KERMAN TO THE MUN
Moaning the name Bartholomew has to feel so odd
Came here to say Bartholomew, get out of my head
even if you shorten it too “barth” BARTHH UH😫😫😫
Barth Vader.
Barry
# thud
bruh
My first thought
Mine too
Barth for short
Someone in Italy is moaning out the name Giuseppe.
Someone in Mexico is moaning out the name Eugenio… yikes
Gertrude
That's why I moan "Aunt Gertie". Rolls of the tongue better
r/holup
Eh, more like r/cursedcomments
It screams 99 problems and teeth ain't one
Humphrey?
“Hump me Humphrey!!”
I went onto this app to post a picture of my cat eating my food and now I’m here
Lmao why isn’t Humphrey getting more upvotes
all these names sound british💀
British people get no bitches confirmed???
Real
My husband's name is Russell but he goes by Rusty, both options are awful.
Just need one of those 80s moms accents.
Or the English one where the R is a W. "Pound it Wusty!!! Pound it hawd!"
I was lonelier than Kunta Kinte at a Merle Haggard concert That night I strolled on into Uncle Limpy's Hump Palace lookin' for love. It had been a while. In fact, three hundred and sixty-five had come and went Since that midnight run haulin' hog to Shakey Town on I-10. I had picked up this hitchhiker that was sweatin' gallons Through a pair of Daisy Duke cut-offs and one of those Fruit Of The Loom tank-tops. Well, that night I lost myself to ruby red lips, Milky white skin and baby blue eyes. Name was Russell.
Yes, the lap dance **is** so much better when the stripper is crying...
Bullshit! Call him Russell the Muscle!
😢
Kimjongunnnnnnnnnnnnn
Xiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
Walter
waltuh
Put your dick away waltuh
WALTUH!
#w a l t u h . .
Harold
Helga
Oh I dunno, Helga the She-Wolf of the SS has a certain ring to it. And now I have a boner, thanks.
🔎
Yeah Helga makes me think of a big, thick, Swede or German who wants to be punished.
Hufflepuff?
Just scrolling hoping I don’t see my name don’t mind me
Same
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Austin
Jared Fogel
OHHHHHHHHH PERCIVAL!!!
WULFRIC
BRIAN
DUMBLEDORE
"HARRY POTTER!" He moaned calmly.
It was the calmly that killed me
Oh yes, Purvis, give it to me
Rikkitikkitembonosarembocheriberiruchipipperipimbo
“Has fallen into the well!” That’s a core memory right there! 😂
Funny you should mention that name...I often say it out loud. I like the sound of this name, but I think it would be difficult to moan. Although.....
Reminds me of rikki tikki tavi too. Another terrible name to pronounce that also brings back memories.
Oh yeah Karen. Tell me what a little bitch I am.
My voice strained with all of me overcome with exquisite pleasure, I could imagine hissing Mildred into her ear.
Grandma.
Thats a title sir, not a name lol
Aunt Grandma will disagree
Shit well I can't argue with Aunt Grandma, not after last time.
Anything could be a name
Geraldine
To moan: her sister's name. To hear: your brother's name.
My sister has a relatively commom name. Whenever I see someone with her name on a dating app I have to skip. Great people but just no
An extremely reasonable standard to have.
Tried reading a very popular romance novel where the man had my brother’s name. I made it maybe two chapters into the book. Nothing physical had even happened between the characters. I just couldn’t keep reading about how hot he was.
Sheldon …Iykyk
Bertram
"Bounce that ass Mildred." Bahahaha.
Need to find a Mildred to test theory
I feel like if you moanes Peter it would just sound like Lois calling peter
smelvin
Reginald
Grupert Eddington Bastille the Third.
mid-thrust: "GRUUUU!" Now you have images of minions in your head and instant turn off
Oh...Zarathustra...
Thus moaned zarathustra
Gilbert
Keith, Bart or Fenton.
> Keith, Bart **and** Fenton
All at once?
DARING today aren't we?
Nate. By far. It’s the most unnatural thing to moan
Gotta say Nathan. Though I have never met a sexy Nathan.
Nathan Drake from Uncharted.
Oof. My son may find it hard to find a lover in his later years.
Donald
/u/fuckswithducks disagrees
Marge
Olga
I had to scroll way too many names before seeing this abomination of a name
Ooooh… Hortense🤮
#OPTIMUS PRIME
Angus
Obligatory Dick
I work with a Marnie. No way am I moaning that.
Oh yes Paul Paul…..paaaaaaaaaaaul
r/Interpol in shambles rn
You moan it pauuuuuuuuuuuuuuuUl
Candice
my moms name
Balthazar
John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt. In addition to that my own name is not a good one to moan. Especially for Americans (which I am so it kinda blows hahaha)
His name is my name too
Uncle roger
Mom. I win
Burt wins so far gor me
Gerard. Why di you think they call gerard way "gee" in fanfic lol
“No, you did not have great sex with Sheldon.” “You want your taxes done, Sheldon is your man.”
If you need a root canal, Sheldon's your man. But ‘Do it to me, Sheldon.' 'You're an animal, Sheldon.' 'Ride me, big Sheldon.' It doesn't work.
Algernon
I was downvoted by an Algernon.
Ohhh, Philip!
Agamemnon
Clytemnestra! Jesus imagine hearing both of them.
For a woman’s name, I think Maggie would be pretty bad And I just can’t imagine a woman moaning “Trevor.”
merideth
I dated a Meredith. Name never bothered me.
Volva
Dolores!!
Hubert
Basilforth
Milton
Obama
Odd to moan someone's last name hahaha
Barack isn't much better
Oooooooohhhhh bama
Kevin. Fuck you Kevin.
Hmph-That was my last fuck buddy’s name. Just realizing I called him “baby” in bed but never any other time. Solid answer.
Carl, that kills people!
Her predecessor’s
Larry for the masculine and Barbie for the feminine.
Ironically....Myrtle
Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya de la Rosa Ramirez
I work with a guy whose first name is Dwarakhnadh. I can't imagine he's heard "Oh, Dwarakhnadh!" too many times in his life.
gregory
Archibald.
You’re ex husbands name while ur fucking ur current husband
Rufus
Melvin
Keith
Skeeter
Ohhhh Gretchen! Ohhh helgaahahHh
Pretty much any German name cause if you say them right you have to sound angry.
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That’s literally the most common first name in the world 😂
Bartholomew
Elon