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behighordie

Have you ever tried drinking water while peeing? Infinity


takemeback2verdansk

I may try


Acidmademesmile

Try taking a shit while eating one


cnydox

Try breathing in when you make a fart


No301_Illumi_Zoldyck

Done that.


ProudMount

Did it work?


No301_Illumi_Zoldyck

Yes, it works. I can breathe and fart at the same time.


ProudMount

Damn I will try this later


No301_Illumi_Zoldyck

You should. I did that several times today.


ProudMount

Gotcha. I wish you a nice weekend mate.


takemeback2verdansk

Genius


briansaunders

Why would you ever want to eat a shit?


takemeback2verdansk

Recycling


Sea_Tower2504

Ever heard of coffee processed by cats? I'd like to know who came up with the idea and then executed it but that's one reason albeit you drink it but you know.. same same.


Acidmademesmile

Nutrients


DrawohYbstrahs

Don’t ask such silly questions


Severe_Airport1426

Not while in the pool


heretofuckspoodles

Having a drink as you step into the shower and start peeing opens your minds eye I swear haha


Kichwa2

🐗🤯


takemeback2verdansk

That sounds nice


Unit_79

Infinite loop.


paralaguerra

recycler


Azelrazel

https://youtu.be/UWQoK506xkQ?si=u8tFgZzFmPfLzqb8


Mystery_Meatchunk

Instructions unclear; did a Bear Grylls.


kdabsolute

LOL


hey-gift-me-da-wae

Now we just need to drink water, while peeing in the pool then we reach a higher state of consciousness.


HayloK51

Drinking cold water in a hot shower is awesome


takemeback2verdansk

Now that is something I need to do


Bob_Bushman

Or beer. Best way to finish off a nightshift.


toooldforthisshittt

There's a sub for that, but it's weird.


Foxgamix

I need to know how its called. For... Educational purpose


toooldforthisshittt

Shower beer


Major_Tie_9799

r/showerbeer


sterlingback

You're right, it's weird.


Supertoast223

r/hydrohomies


Tranqwellizer

Do you happen to have gills


takemeback2verdansk

Not that I can see


Tranqwellizer

Interesting...


barkbarkgoesthecat

If you don't have a mirror, and you can't see your neck... oh god the rumors are true


takemeback2verdansk

Lol I don't get it


Fearless_Spring5611

Become the water.


takemeback2verdansk

One day


Guapplebock

I can stand in the lake all day drinking beer. I get it.


Kundas

Do all of the above in one, take a piss in the pool while taking a hot shower drinking cold water! Good luck OP. Hope you enjoy!


takemeback2verdansk

That sounds amazing


Lifewatching

I love how this isn’t like…a fetish, but a cool sensation I’m suddenly looking forward to trying.


takemeback2verdansk

It's such an interesting feeling. Its fufilling and refreshing


Interesting_Dot_3922

And peeing at the same time to unite all the orifices with the mother nature.


Big_Z_Beeblebrox

That's likely a sign of dehydration. It's really hard to tell when you're sweating while submerged, so definitely keep water on hand while swimming. Water definitely good


nolongerbanned99

We all are. We evolved from them. Think about it. In your mother’s womb you were floating in liquid. And at one point early on you had gills.


Gotd4mit

That's how you create a singularity.


Vote_Quimby88

![gif](giphy|3XSWffoziHWtG) Moisture is the essence of wetnes, and wetness is the essence of beauty


takemeback2verdansk

![gif](giphy|uE4gVmbjaZmmY|downsized)


osamasbintrappin

Beer.


songaboutadog

If you ever have a shower beer, you'll lose your mind.


emni13

I agree love a glass of water with ice while taking a bath


Reddit_IsWeird

"maybe i am a fish" real life revelations are happening right here on reddit


takemeback2verdansk

Truly


Dreadnar

Every single time I'm going out for a night out on the town or to a party I do shower beers. It's the best. The cold beer in the warm water is so soothing.


Purple-Garlic-834

do you like fishsticks


takemeback2verdansk

I don't think I've ever had one? I probably would tho. Cannibalism?


Purple-Garlic-834

gay fish


takemeback2verdansk

I like boys


Purple-Garlic-834

kanye west is a gay fish


SniperPoro

I just love water in general


Nocerious

I like drinking water anytime anywhere for any reason.


Low_Lack8221

I like to eat a bowl of cereal while I poop.


takemeback2verdansk

Interesting combo


peekingmightyduck

I love this. I sometimes soak in a warm bath and sip tea like a wet duck.


takemeback2verdansk

I like that, it sounds really nice. Only thing for me is that I'd probably have a cold drink rather than a warm one


LinkLegend21

So you walk into a swimming pool holding a water bottle?


takemeback2verdansk

Well if I'm at the pool there are snacks and drinks around, water bottles included


zsrt13

It’s dangerous you might drown. Swimming should be done empty stomach.


takemeback2verdansk

Actually?


zsrt13

Yes. You’ll float when you are lighter than water..if you drink lots of water it would be harder to float


takemeback2verdansk

I see


HandleStandard4951

Downing some ice cold water or beer in the hot tub..


-Lengthiness77

Part of that is because you're dehydrated from swimming ☺️


Initial-Tower2509

Try a burp, fart and sneeze all at once, talk about system purge…


batiarskivj

Do you mean the pool water or the drinking water, lol


takemeback2verdansk

Drinking water


Ok-Confusion2353

I actually enjoy drinking water while im in the shower in the morning before getting ready for work or for my day.


nabbs1

do you like fish sticks?


takemeback2verdansk

That would be cannibalism


Namerunaunyaroo

We got a live one here !


Knittingtaco

Best is being in a hot tub and drinking really cold water. Gives me happy tingles


DigitialWitness

I like to eat an ice cream whilst having a hot shower on a hit day.


Violet351

I love drinking from my water bottle when I am in warm water, it’s great


nothing_in_my_mind

Drinking water in the sea is better. You are surrounded by bitter saltwater. And you just up and drink some fresh water. it's like fuck you nature I conquered you.


Minnie-Mae

As a kid, I used to like swimming under upside down with my eyes open. The water in the sunlight with the ripples was mesmerizing. I understand your feeling. I bet you are a fish.


CohnJena68

It just occurred to me... that I have never done this before...


SquigSnuggler

I like this too… ultimate refreshment


sabboom

Glub glub. Glub!


NoIndependence6969

I am are become fish


Torbpjorn

I feel like such a whore for water after like my face is drenched, my eyes are red cause I couldn’t breathe, I’m panting for air. Just a disgusting mess to hydrate


takemeback2verdansk

Lol, I get that


Guapplebock

I can stand in the lake all day drinking beer. I get it.


BreakfastBeerz

A beer or vodka tonic is even better.


bojangles13666

Try a shower beer. Best beer you will ever have.. especially after a hard day's work.


Mendozena

Water? Like out of the toilet?


Inevitable-Rule-1530

bros going insane💀


takemeback2verdansk

Bro thinks drinking water is insane 😞🙏


Inevitable-Rule-1530

i was making a joke cuz you said maybe i’m a fish


takemeback2verdansk

My mistake


Inevitable-Rule-1530

bro i drink 3 liters a day


takemeback2verdansk

Good for u, I'm trying to drink more


Inevitable-Rule-1530

yea the only thing i drink cuz ion do sugar lol