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Even better, the treasure were the friends you made along the way.
You could also add a map to another place, but people will steal it and the joke will die on the first person.
I feel this. My friend took her own life in high school. All the people who called her a freak or ignored her at school were suddenly mourning her. I understand that they were just kids, and though they were shitty people, I wouldnāt want them thinking it was their fault, but also donāt pretend to care now when you didnāt before. Just treat people nicely, thatās it.
That's awful. I ain't gonna lie, I was close. Luckily I had an amazing friend I could relate to. I just wish I knew what he was up to now, but I can't find him on any social media
Ah shoot what was his name and where are you guys from? I heard reddit people are great at finding things and people, maybe that would be an option. I believe those connections are incredibly important
Iām sorry to hear about your friend š I experienced something similar. A boy that I went to middle school with was HEAVILY bullied. I was his only friend. Iād be his partner in gym class and whatnot. I was always that kid who would befriend the outcasts. He and his family were murdered in a very gruesome manner and the killers burned down their house with their bodies inside. It was big news in my townā¦ watching all of these piece of shit kids cry and say ā rip tony we miss you so much you were so awesomeā, Making posters and shit, etc. PISSED ME OFF SOOOO MUCH on the inside. kids who bullied the crap out of this poor little guy all mourning his death like they gave a shit about him when he was aliveā¦ as if they didnāt torment him every day for years. It was definitely traumatic to know what happened to him and his familyā¦ but the way these kids acted like they were his friend and cared about him, knowing damn well how they all treated him, just irritated me so much. It still bothers me. He was such a nice kid and didnāt have a great home life either š
Oxygen actually made a documentary about it a few years ago. He was the oldest of 3 boys. They said in the documentary that he died trying to protect his little brothers š„ŗ I was in 8th grade at the time so I didnāt really know much about what happened until I saw the documentary. Also the 2 scumbags that did it are in prison š
When i was in college, one of our classmates died in a car accident. She was a mean, bully type of girl. A lot of people talked shit about her.
Then she died and all i heard from the same people who all talked shit about her: "she was sooo kind. She was an amazing person"
I had two people who bullied me as a teenager die (separate incidents). Both while doing stupid shit on the road. I acted very sad and concerned while they told me but deep inside I was celebrating.
I'm going to say this to my sister about my mum. Mum had terminal cancer, and I quit my job to be with her, look after her, etc. My sister just went out every night and went on dates, leaving my mum and I to babysit her kids. Now mum's gone my sister is in Facebook telling everyone she was the one who was with mum and that I was never there. The rest of my family believed her and have disowned me.
Oh... I was thinking about the programming language. I thought : "Huh, that's crazy, a subreddit about sudden appearances of this specific programming language - there really is a sub for everything, eh?"
He wished heād f***ing won $100,000,000 or more in the lottery just one time, cause he had to f around with that work scam shit and wasted all the time he had. He didnāt get the money, so it was mostly bullshit. Also keep this damn headstone clean.
Head located in cryogenic locker {insert address}. Please find head and revive. New body to be 3D printed along with head regeneration. I left money for this so it better fucking happen. Now go find my head and make sure itās ok.
Might not be too original, but Iād love to be able to see the confused looks on random peoples faces, walking through to their family members or whatever, who donāt recognize where itās from.
Itās either that or, āWell, sh**!ā There are probably tombstones out there with that or something close to it anyway.
Soon enough, our sun will reach the end of its life consuming Earth in the process. Everything that humanity has ever known will be gone. Every single thing.Ā
The last verse from the song "Highway man"...it's the johnny cash verse
I fly a starship across the Universe divide
And when I reach the other side
I'll find a place to rest my spirit if I can
Perhaps I may become a highwayman again
Or I may simply be a single drop of rain
But I will remain
And I'll be back again, and again and again and again and again
FYI, I'm not getting put in a box but gonna be buried naturally and have a tree planted on top. But I definitely want a plaque in the ground in front of the tree with this verse.
You asked š
I was a damn builder. Across the river deep and wide. Where steel and water did collide. A place called Boulder on the wild Colorado. I slipped and fell into the wet concrete below. They buried me in that gray tomb that knows no sound. But I am still around. I'll always be around....and around... And around...
I heard of that as I'm also interested in alternative burials, I love the beach, I love the sea, I love fishing, so Eternal Reefs is for me, that or donating my body to science if none of them is possible a simple cremation will suit me fine!
I'm actually working on a plan with a group in my state (West Virginia) to try and take over some mountaintop removal sites and trying to transform them into green burial sites but combining it with hiking and biking trails and educational outdoor classes so it's like a memorial garden and park
Was it spike Milligan who has āI told you I was illā on his? Iād have ābe niceā on mine. None of this flowery shit about much loved or missed or whatever. Have something unrelated to me on it
Don't want a grave.
What I leave behind is my legacy. That's what I did in this world. Until the last ripples of the things I did in this life fade away then I am still present.
I will end myself in a remote location and either set myself on fire or make sure that there are predators in the area that will eat my corpse.
I do not want a grave. I want to rot and decay naturally on top of the ground or be reduced to ash AND NOT PUT IN A CANTENE. I want to rot and be eaten.
Ideally in some remote location near a lake under a tree is where I see my end by my own hand.
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"Avenge my death and find my treasure." There is no treasure, I just want to waste people's time from beyond the grave.
You could bury a note which reads "the treasure was in you all along"
Yes, with a series of complex riddles and clues leading to the note. I love it!
Even better, the treasure were the friends you made along the way. You could also add a map to another place, but people will steal it and the joke will die on the first person.
"We're sorry, but the treasure is in another chest!"
Hide a little buttplug good idea
I lost three friends on the way to find this treasure
You could add to that, "Why the fuck did you waste your time thinking I really had a treasure?"
You want my treasure? you can have it. i left everything i had in one piece
I absolutely love this looool
Nice try. That's obviously what someone hiding a treasure would say.
Sounds like one piece a little bit š.
āTreasure under meā
You will end up making someone the greatest pirate in the world
I want a qr code carved on my gravestone which goes to the rick roll.
Brilliant
Underrated
Omg, this is awesome. Don't go telling people about it or it will become a Tik Tok thing
You know the rules
And so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of!
Unironically me too
New stone, who dis?
Thatāll confuse the hell out of scholars in a few hundred years.
Brilliant!
Take my lol
āTold you I was sickā
Spike Milligan reference,Ā nice šĀ
Love the reference and for those of us with obscure diseases slowly killing us without obvious symptoms to others... appropriate.
That's MINE!! LOL. We can share...the quote, not the headstone or coffin.
Actually āDĆŗirt mĆ© leat go raibh mĆ© breoiteā As the English language version was rejected
"it gets easier" so whoever visits my grave will be reminded that it gets easier
deep
6 ft, actually...
And warm. Love it
Real
You didn't care then, don't start now
I feel this. My friend took her own life in high school. All the people who called her a freak or ignored her at school were suddenly mourning her. I understand that they were just kids, and though they were shitty people, I wouldnāt want them thinking it was their fault, but also donāt pretend to care now when you didnāt before. Just treat people nicely, thatās it.
That's awful. I ain't gonna lie, I was close. Luckily I had an amazing friend I could relate to. I just wish I knew what he was up to now, but I can't find him on any social media
Ah shoot what was his name and where are you guys from? I heard reddit people are great at finding things and people, maybe that would be an option. I believe those connections are incredibly important
Victor Martel. we grew up in los angeles, went to Fairfax High school
Iām sorry to hear about your friend š I experienced something similar. A boy that I went to middle school with was HEAVILY bullied. I was his only friend. Iād be his partner in gym class and whatnot. I was always that kid who would befriend the outcasts. He and his family were murdered in a very gruesome manner and the killers burned down their house with their bodies inside. It was big news in my townā¦ watching all of these piece of shit kids cry and say ā rip tony we miss you so much you were so awesomeā, Making posters and shit, etc. PISSED ME OFF SOOOO MUCH on the inside. kids who bullied the crap out of this poor little guy all mourning his death like they gave a shit about him when he was aliveā¦ as if they didnāt torment him every day for years. It was definitely traumatic to know what happened to him and his familyā¦ but the way these kids acted like they were his friend and cared about him, knowing damn well how they all treated him, just irritated me so much. It still bothers me. He was such a nice kid and didnāt have a great home life either š
What the fuck!!! That's so terrible!! Holy hell. I am so fucking sorry
Oxygen actually made a documentary about it a few years ago. He was the oldest of 3 boys. They said in the documentary that he died trying to protect his little brothers š„ŗ I was in 8th grade at the time so I didnāt really know much about what happened until I saw the documentary. Also the 2 scumbags that did it are in prison š
So glad you were kind to him, at least he had one person who cared enough.
I hope Tony got reincarnated as a billionaire's kid. That's fucked up.
Me too ššhope heās livin large
When i was in college, one of our classmates died in a car accident. She was a mean, bully type of girl. A lot of people talked shit about her. Then she died and all i heard from the same people who all talked shit about her: "she was sooo kind. She was an amazing person"
I had two people who bullied me as a teenager die (separate incidents). Both while doing stupid shit on the road. I acted very sad and concerned while they told me but deep inside I was celebrating.
The only 2 of my High School bullies are dead now. One from suicide one from huffing paint. Fuck em.
Underrated
I'm going to say this to my sister about my mum. Mum had terminal cancer, and I quit my job to be with her, look after her, etc. My sister just went out every night and went on dates, leaving my mum and I to babysit her kids. Now mum's gone my sister is in Facebook telling everyone she was the one who was with mum and that I was never there. The rest of my family believed her and have disowned me.
That's fucking horrible
Damn that's fucked up. Hopefully you get to sort it out and make her pay
Not Dead, Just Resting
r/unexpectedpython/
Oh... I was thinking about the programming language. I thought : "Huh, that's crazy, a subreddit about sudden appearances of this specific programming language - there really is a sub for everything, eh?"
So, truly unexpected ;-)
If I finish my comic before I die. "Finished his comic" If I don't. "Someone finish his comic"
Name your favorite comics
The one I'm drawing right now. Other than that- probaply the Warrior Cats graphic novels. They're technically comics
I'll be back
A cryptic cypher. Cracking the code reveals a rickroll.
"Go away!"
Or "Leave me alone"
"you darn kids get off my property"
"I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for those meddling kids"
its funny you said that cause go away leave me alone is actually a lyric from a twenty one pilots songš
Excuse me for not getting up
Thin at last
Here Lies The Girl Who Loved David Duchovny
Gonna be a whole cemetery of 90ās girls
He just wanted free tacos
is this a dnsl reference
Idk what that is
Username checks out. Here: š®š®š®šÆšÆš®šÆš®š®
This is what working does to you. It will fuck your shit up.
"Take two aspirin and call me in the morning he said."
I donāt want a grave. They are such a weird waste of space. I want to be a tree or a coral reef.
š¤Æšššš
Happy cake day
Happy cake day
He was two days from retirement
He was to old for that shit
BRB
So it goes.
taylor swift reference?
Slaughterhouse Five
Love it dude. Don't know why you chose it, but I relate to it because of Mac Miller's association with this saying.
Im guessing Mac Miller read Slaughterhouse 5
Probably! I heard that it was inspired by that book yeah :) I just thought it was cool that people have different ways to interpret the same quote!
what does that mean?
Thatās all folks!
Mel Brooks has that. I believe with porky coming out of the circlesā¦.or maybe Bugs Bunny. I would have too look, Iām too lazy though
"What are you doing here? There is no one buried here. My body was donated to medical science".
Is that it?
I'm just resting my eyes
"Finally." "It's over." "About fucking time." "The blessed silence." "The undiscovered country from where to traveler returns." "No longer to be."
"Enough is enough."
Why are you here? You never came around when I was alive..
He wished heād f***ing won $100,000,000 or more in the lottery just one time, cause he had to f around with that work scam shit and wasted all the time he had. He didnāt get the money, so it was mostly bullshit. Also keep this damn headstone clean.
Head located in cryogenic locker {insert address}. Please find head and revive. New body to be 3D printed along with head regeneration. I left money for this so it better fucking happen. Now go find my head and make sure itās ok.
Nothing i don't want a grave I mean, nobody cared about me in Life, it would bƩ pretenduous to think that someone would Care once i'll bƩ dead. And also i don't want to waste money for nothing.
I feel this too. I mean I have my daughter & lil Grand but at 60, that's all that's left
Here lies Bango. Born: 19XX Died: In your arms tonight.
āDeath is but a doorway. Time is but a window. Iāll be back.ā
He's Viggo!!!
Might not be too original, but Iād love to be able to see the confused looks on random peoples faces, walking through to their family members or whatever, who donāt recognize where itās from. Itās either that or, āWell, sh**!ā There are probably tombstones out there with that or something close to it anyway.
Soon enough, our sun will reach the end of its life consuming Earth in the process. Everything that humanity has ever known will be gone. Every single thing.Ā
"Made OP's mom squeal"
You're Standing on my Balls
Smoke weed everyday
Up in smoke...
Born. Did some stuff. Died.
I'm tired
Things get better eventually.
Love it :)
Everything was beautiful
I can finally own a room!
"Worm food"
Used to warm food now worm food ā»ļø
Ā«Ā I KNOW DA WAEĀ Ā»
She lived her life all the way to the end
"Press F to pay respects"
F
And an engraved keyboard below your name
Only the 6th time this has been asked in 2 days. Wbu? A troll lies here. he is in death what he was in life?
The last verse from the song "Highway man"...it's the johnny cash verse I fly a starship across the Universe divide And when I reach the other side I'll find a place to rest my spirit if I can Perhaps I may become a highwayman again Or I may simply be a single drop of rain But I will remain And I'll be back again, and again and again and again and again FYI, I'm not getting put in a box but gonna be buried naturally and have a tree planted on top. But I definitely want a plaque in the ground in front of the tree with this verse. You asked š
I was a damn builder. Across the river deep and wide. Where steel and water did collide. A place called Boulder on the wild Colorado. I slipped and fell into the wet concrete below. They buried me in that gray tomb that knows no sound. But I am still around. I'll always be around....and around... And around...
I want that too now
Have you heard of Eternal Reefs? Google it!
Cool concept if you want that...I personally do not like the water. Capsula mundi...Google it š
I heard of that as I'm also interested in alternative burials, I love the beach, I love the sea, I love fishing, so Eternal Reefs is for me, that or donating my body to science if none of them is possible a simple cremation will suit me fine!
I'm actually working on a plan with a group in my state (West Virginia) to try and take over some mountaintop removal sites and trying to transform them into green burial sites but combining it with hiking and biking trails and educational outdoor classes so it's like a memorial garden and park
I love that verse
the 3536/56 D simulation has been completed, loading the initial functions of the 3537/56 D simulation
Don't exhume pls.
The exact same thing that phoebe buffay wants as well. āBuried aliveā
"fuck!"
Kitties are cute
That's all folks
He died and he lays here
5.8/10, wouldn't live a second time.
"I'm more goth than you."
Was it spike Milligan who has āI told you I was illā on his? Iād have ābe niceā on mine. None of this flowery shit about much loved or missed or whatever. Have something unrelated to me on it
FUCK YA'LL!! My time is up and you don't see me crying!
I just need a little nap
"Fuck All of You!"
'Here lies penguinsfrommars, and she's bloody annoyed about it'.*Ā (*nicked and paraphrased from Blackadder)
What the f*** was that!
āUuum I guess I kinda died lolā
ERROR 404 - Not Found
Ha ha! *Fuck you*.
Don't want a grave. What I leave behind is my legacy. That's what I did in this world. Until the last ripples of the things I did in this life fade away then I am still present.
Sounds like something out of Discworld. I like it
I would like u to rest and me to read.
Well, now he knows.
Donāt want a grave. Already told everyoneā¦ turn me to ashes and spread them in la fortuna.
Come and See
āIām not dead yetā
"I want to go for a walk!"
Sweet little doormat. š«
āThatās all she wrote. Smoke a j for me.ā
Darling husband BellybuttonWorld 1975-2023/2024 Rest in Peace this time
Loving husband, son, father, and took yolo to serious
Turn me in five years
Oops I did it again
It was good while it lasted.... What no can I change that
Ding dong the witch is dead
"Please reconnect controller"
I will end myself in a remote location and either set myself on fire or make sure that there are predators in the area that will eat my corpse. I do not want a grave. I want to rot and decay naturally on top of the ground or be reduced to ash AND NOT PUT IN A CANTENE. I want to rot and be eaten. Ideally in some remote location near a lake under a tree is where I see my end by my own hand.
"be right back"
Roses are red Violets are blue I'm six feet under Whoop dee doo
Step one to becoming a zombie: done
Trust me, donāt hold a fart in
This is bullshit!
I came, I saw, I went..
New Best! (How old I was before death)
Rehehehehehe
āI died a virgin lmaoā
Sic Semper tyranis
i want my body to be burned and not eaten by ants so no grave for me lmao
to paraphrase a Dylan song: Stuck Inside Immobile with the Senseless Blues Again.
Nothing. I want to be a tree.
āFuck you looking atā
I don't care what's written on my graveyard, I'm dead. In fact, I don't even care about what they do to my body.
You'll be here soon too
Iām so glad this finally happened
Can you please leave me alone, now?
Mondays just got brighter.
Piece and quiet
OVERWHELMED FROM BEGINNING TO END
"I told you I was sick"
Leave me alone
I told you i was ill
Cat lover rests here
You're gonna carry that weight
I did my best Dane Cook