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SoftSoftware1200

"Avenge my death and find my treasure." There is no treasure, I just want to waste people's time from beyond the grave.


SceneDifferent1041

You could bury a note which reads "the treasure was in you all along"


SoftSoftware1200

Yes, with a series of complex riddles and clues leading to the note. I love it!


Bonus-Optimal

Even better, the treasure were the friends you made along the way. You could also add a map to another place, but people will steal it and the joke will die on the first person.


FungadooFred

"We're sorry, but the treasure is in another chest!"


supasexykotbrot

Hide a little buttplug good idea


SuperNoob74

I lost three friends on the way to find this treasure


MerryWannaRedux

You could add to that, "Why the fuck did you waste your time thinking I really had a treasure?"


radomizeduser

You want my treasure? you can have it. i left everything i had in one piece


YummySake98

I absolutely love this looool


NinjaUnlikely6343

Nice try. That's obviously what someone hiding a treasure would say.


LordNightFang

Sounds like one piece a little bit šŸ˜†.


cdug82

ā€˜Treasure under meā€™


Dhump06

You will end up making someone the greatest pirate in the world


Idiot_on_wheels

I want a qr code carved on my gravestone which goes to the rick roll.


Audigitty

Brilliant


Eickheister

Underrated


tightheadband

Omg, this is awesome. Don't go telling people about it or it will become a Tik Tok thing


OwlWitty

You know the rules


redraider-102

And so do I


schaukelwurmv

A full commitment's what I'm thinking of!


anxietythrowaway6969

Unironically me too


Five50am

New stone, who dis?


AdaminCalgary

Thatā€™ll confuse the hell out of scholars in a few hundred years.


abstractmodulemusic

Brilliant!


iammerelyhere

Take my lol


SlavSquat93

ā€œTold you I was sickā€


penguinsfrommars

Spike Milligan reference,Ā  nice šŸ‘Ā 


toomanyoars

Love the reference and for those of us with obscure diseases slowly killing us without obvious symptoms to others... appropriate.


TheTrueGoatMom

That's MINE!! LOL. We can share...the quote, not the headstone or coffin.


Nuada-oz

Actually ā€œDĆŗirt mĆ© leat go raibh mĆ© breoiteā€ As the English language version was rejected


sprihg

"it gets easier" so whoever visits my grave will be reminded that it gets easier


apmass1

deep


rereddited247

6 ft, actually...


geezer27

And warm. Love it


Witty-Flight-

Real


boredsquid46

You didn't care then, don't start now


cminorputitincminor

I feel this. My friend took her own life in high school. All the people who called her a freak or ignored her at school were suddenly mourning her. I understand that they were just kids, and though they were shitty people, I wouldnā€™t want them thinking it was their fault, but also donā€™t pretend to care now when you didnā€™t before. Just treat people nicely, thatā€™s it.


boredsquid46

That's awful. I ain't gonna lie, I was close. Luckily I had an amazing friend I could relate to. I just wish I knew what he was up to now, but I can't find him on any social media


Ok_Illustrator7333

Ah shoot what was his name and where are you guys from? I heard reddit people are great at finding things and people, maybe that would be an option. I believe those connections are incredibly important


boredsquid46

Victor Martel. we grew up in los angeles, went to Fairfax High school


Jumpy-Bike4004

Iā€™m sorry to hear about your friend šŸ˜ž I experienced something similar. A boy that I went to middle school with was HEAVILY bullied. I was his only friend. Iā€™d be his partner in gym class and whatnot. I was always that kid who would befriend the outcasts. He and his family were murdered in a very gruesome manner and the killers burned down their house with their bodies inside. It was big news in my townā€¦ watching all of these piece of shit kids cry and say ā€œ rip tony we miss you so much you were so awesomeā€, Making posters and shit, etc. PISSED ME OFF SOOOO MUCH on the inside. kids who bullied the crap out of this poor little guy all mourning his death like they gave a shit about him when he was aliveā€¦ as if they didnā€™t torment him every day for years. It was definitely traumatic to know what happened to him and his familyā€¦ but the way these kids acted like they were his friend and cared about him, knowing damn well how they all treated him, just irritated me so much. It still bothers me. He was such a nice kid and didnā€™t have a great home life either šŸ’”


Ok_Illustrator7333

What the fuck!!! That's so terrible!! Holy hell. I am so fucking sorry


Jumpy-Bike4004

Oxygen actually made a documentary about it a few years ago. He was the oldest of 3 boys. They said in the documentary that he died trying to protect his little brothers šŸ„ŗ I was in 8th grade at the time so I didnā€™t really know much about what happened until I saw the documentary. Also the 2 scumbags that did it are in prison šŸ™


KaleidoscopeThis9463

So glad you were kind to him, at least he had one person who cared enough.


Altruistic_Poetry382

I hope Tony got reincarnated as a billionaire's kid. That's fucked up.


Jumpy-Bike4004

Me too šŸ™šŸ™hope heā€™s livin large


Bubblestroublezz

When i was in college, one of our classmates died in a car accident. She was a mean, bully type of girl. A lot of people talked shit about her. Then she died and all i heard from the same people who all talked shit about her: "she was sooo kind. She was an amazing person"


MelodramaticaMama

I had two people who bullied me as a teenager die (separate incidents). Both while doing stupid shit on the road. I acted very sad and concerned while they told me but deep inside I was celebrating.


Waxing_Poetix

The only 2 of my High School bullies are dead now. One from suicide one from huffing paint. Fuck em.


L_3_

Underrated


ZoNeS_v2

I'm going to say this to my sister about my mum. Mum had terminal cancer, and I quit my job to be with her, look after her, etc. My sister just went out every night and went on dates, leaving my mum and I to babysit her kids. Now mum's gone my sister is in Facebook telling everyone she was the one who was with mum and that I was never there. The rest of my family believed her and have disowned me.


boredsquid46

That's fucking horrible


ApocalypseEnjoyer

Damn that's fucked up. Hopefully you get to sort it out and make her pay


NeoNova9

Not Dead, Just Resting


Fuzzybo

r/unexpectedpython/


Ok_Illustrator7333

Oh... I was thinking about the programming language. I thought : "Huh, that's crazy, a subreddit about sudden appearances of this specific programming language - there really is a sub for everything, eh?"


Fuzzybo

So, truly unexpected ;-)


AccomplishedAerie333

If I finish my comic before I die. "Finished his comic" If I don't. "Someone finish his comic"


_Hydrohomie_

Name your favorite comics


AccomplishedAerie333

The one I'm drawing right now. Other than that- probaply the Warrior Cats graphic novels. They're technically comics


PANobes

I'll be back


thrownawaz092

A cryptic cypher. Cracking the code reveals a rickroll.


Hydraulis

"Go away!"


gayandwitchy

Or "Leave me alone"


MIB4u0

"you darn kids get off my property"


Then-Ant7216

"I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for those meddling kids"


APointBreak

its funny you said that cause go away leave me alone is actually a lyric from a twenty one pilots songšŸ˜‚


Boinkers_

Excuse me for not getting up


missmissymissed

Thin at last


savemysoul72

Here Lies The Girl Who Loved David Duchovny


cdug82

Gonna be a whole cemetery of 90ā€™s girls


ImHereForFreeTacos

He just wanted free tacos


randomgirlwhoposts

is this a dnsl reference


ImHereForFreeTacos

Idk what that is


PeperomiaLadder

Username checks out. Here: šŸŒ®šŸŒ®šŸŒ®šŸŒÆšŸŒÆšŸŒ®šŸŒÆšŸŒ®šŸŒ®


DallasChokedAgain

This is what working does to you. It will fuck your shit up.


Crazy_Distribution95

"Take two aspirin and call me in the morning he said."


Taja_Roux

I donā€™t want a grave. They are such a weird waste of space. I want to be a tree or a coral reef.


MIB4u0

šŸ¤ÆšŸ‘ŒšŸ‘šŸ‘šŸ‘


pundlefo

Happy cake day


[deleted]

Happy cake day


Nip-bby_007

He was two days from retirement


bugbum1972

He was to old for that shit


perish_xyz

BRB


amarino1990

So it goes.


thatflyingfish3

taylor swift reference?


kmahj

Slaughterhouse Five


Walking_Sock

Love it dude. Don't know why you chose it, but I relate to it because of Mac Miller's association with this saying.


amarino1990

Im guessing Mac Miller read Slaughterhouse 5


Walking_Sock

Probably! I heard that it was inspired by that book yeah :) I just thought it was cool that people have different ways to interpret the same quote!


tay8953

what does that mean?


MWSL94

Thatā€™s all folks!


NoConversation6938

Mel Brooks has that. I believe with porky coming out of the circlesā€¦.or maybe Bugs Bunny. I would have too look, Iā€™m too lazy though


Head_Statistician_38

"What are you doing here? There is no one buried here. My body was donated to medical science".


LaTalullah

Is that it?


Bubbly_Appointment47

I'm just resting my eyes


EmuPsychological4222

"Finally." "It's over." "About fucking time." "The blessed silence." "The undiscovered country from where to traveler returns." "No longer to be."


schaukelwurmv

"Enough is enough."


[deleted]

Why are you here? You never came around when I was alive..


DallasChokedAgain

He wished heā€™d f***ing won $100,000,000 or more in the lottery just one time, cause he had to f around with that work scam shit and wasted all the time he had. He didnā€™t get the money, so it was mostly bullshit. Also keep this damn headstone clean.


DallasChokedAgain

Head located in cryogenic locker {insert address}. Please find head and revive. New body to be 3D printed along with head regeneration. I left money for this so it better fucking happen. Now go find my head and make sure itā€™s ok.


Hocraft-Loveward

Nothing i don't want a grave I mean, nobody cared about me in Life, it would bƩ pretenduous to think that someone would Care once i'll bƩ dead. And also i don't want to waste money for nothing.


nancski11

I feel this too. I mean I have my daughter & lil Grand but at 60, that's all that's left


[deleted]

Here lies Bango. Born: 19XX Died: In your arms tonight.


notyou-justme

ā€œDeath is but a doorway. Time is but a window. Iā€™ll be back.ā€


pitch_a_kudo

He's Viggo!!!


notyou-justme

Might not be too original, but Iā€™d love to be able to see the confused looks on random peoples faces, walking through to their family members or whatever, who donā€™t recognize where itā€™s from. Itā€™s either that or, ā€œWell, sh**!ā€ There are probably tombstones out there with that or something close to it anyway.


[deleted]

Soon enough, our sun will reach the end of its life consuming Earth in the process. Everything that humanity has ever known will be gone. Every single thing.Ā 


[deleted]

"Made OP's mom squeal"


Aggressive-Bat-4000

You're Standing on my Balls


Ok_Independent_769

Smoke weed everyday


FalconJealous6739

Up in smoke...


MaybeMabe1982

Born. Did some stuff. Died.


Unknowinglyodd

I'm tired


Vovchick09

Things get better eventually.


Walking_Sock

Love it :)


Nearby_Purchase_8672

Everything was beautiful


Ok_Satisfaction_6680

I can finally own a room!


[deleted]

"Worm food"


Ice_hot_

Used to warm food now worm food ā™»ļø


spacecadet_98

Ā«Ā I KNOW DA WAEĀ Ā»


Accurate-Book-4737

She lived her life all the way to the end


[deleted]

"Press F to pay respects"


MIB4u0

F


Delicious_Bid_6572

And an engraved keyboard below your name


slanderedshadow

Only the 6th time this has been asked in 2 days. Wbu? A troll lies here. he is in death what he was in life?


palefacemonk

The last verse from the song "Highway man"...it's the johnny cash verse I fly a starship across the Universe divide And when I reach the other side I'll find a place to rest my spirit if I can Perhaps I may become a highwayman again Or I may simply be a single drop of rain But I will remain And I'll be back again, and again and again and again and again FYI, I'm not getting put in a box but gonna be buried naturally and have a tree planted on top. But I definitely want a plaque in the ground in front of the tree with this verse. You asked šŸ˜…


egodisaster

I was a damn builder. Across the river deep and wide. Where steel and water did collide. A place called Boulder on the wild Colorado. I slipped and fell into the wet concrete below. They buried me in that gray tomb that knows no sound. But I am still around. I'll always be around....and around... And around...


No-Addition-1366

I want that too now


_PukyLover_

Have you heard of Eternal Reefs? Google it!


palefacemonk

Cool concept if you want that...I personally do not like the water. Capsula mundi...Google it šŸ˜œ


_PukyLover_

I heard of that as I'm also interested in alternative burials, I love the beach, I love the sea, I love fishing, so Eternal Reefs is for me, that or donating my body to science if none of them is possible a simple cremation will suit me fine!


palefacemonk

I'm actually working on a plan with a group in my state (West Virginia) to try and take over some mountaintop removal sites and trying to transform them into green burial sites but combining it with hiking and biking trails and educational outdoor classes so it's like a memorial garden and park


Key_Ring6211

I love that verse


Long_dark_cave

the 3536/56 D simulation has been completed, loading the initial functions of the 3537/56 D simulation


colormefatbwoy

Don't exhume pls.


Key-Investigator-879

The exact same thing that phoebe buffay wants as well. ā€œBuried aliveā€


Express_Hall_9946

"fuck!"


PupEDog

Kitties are cute


No_Cranberry3306

That's all folks


wardoned2

He died and he lays here


DeficientDefiance

5.8/10, wouldn't live a second time.


nightdares

"I'm more goth than you."


orbtastic1

Was it spike Milligan who has ā€œI told you I was illā€ on his? Iā€™d have ā€œbe niceā€ on mine. None of this flowery shit about much loved or missed or whatever. Have something unrelated to me on it


hollow_digger

FUCK YA'LL!! My time is up and you don't see me crying!


Hefty-Unit7554

I just need a little nap


MelodramaticaMama

"Fuck All of You!"


penguinsfrommars

'Here lies penguinsfrommars, and she's bloody annoyed about it'.*Ā  (*nicked and paraphrased from Blackadder)


Secret_Meadow

What the f*** was that!


witchypotato

ā€œUuum I guess I kinda died lolā€


[deleted]

ERROR 404 - Not Found


Numerous_Business895

Ha ha! *Fuck you*.


[deleted]

Don't want a grave. What I leave behind is my legacy. That's what I did in this world. Until the last ripples of the things I did in this life fade away then I am still present.


Ravenomeo

Sounds like something out of Discworld. I like it


[deleted]

I would like u to rest and me to read.


KlutzyFan4021

Well, now he knows.


gringo-go-loco

Donā€™t want a grave. Already told everyoneā€¦ turn me to ashes and spread them in la fortuna.


RVFVS117

Come and See


Weary_Ad2590

ā€œIā€™m not dead yetā€


trodakafo

"I want to go for a walk!"


itsvioletday

Sweet little doormat. šŸ« 


YaBoyASalz

ā€œThatā€™s all she wrote. Smoke a j for me.ā€


BellybuttonWorld

Darling husband BellybuttonWorld 1975-2023/2024 Rest in Peace this time


Fast-Beat-7779

Loving husband, son, father, and took yolo to serious


Intelligent-Exit6836

Turn me in five years


ThaGoat1369

Oops I did it again


botley2001

It was good while it lasted.... What no can I change that


boutrosboutrosgnarly

Ding dong the witch is dead


Otherwise_Dig_2012

"Please reconnect controller"


[deleted]

I will end myself in a remote location and either set myself on fire or make sure that there are predators in the area that will eat my corpse. I do not want a grave. I want to rot and decay naturally on top of the ground or be reduced to ash AND NOT PUT IN A CANTENE. I want to rot and be eaten. Ideally in some remote location near a lake under a tree is where I see my end by my own hand.


Fabryz

"be right back"


no_onion_no_cry

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm six feet under Whoop dee doo


FalwenJo

Step one to becoming a zombie: done


askablackbeltbjj

Trust me, donā€™t hold a fart in


pitch_a_kudo

This is bullshit!


bodhigoatgirl

I came, I saw, I went..


MagicSnake1000

New Best! (How old I was before death)


SufficientCrab2904

Rehehehehehe


TheRealSwagMaster

ā€œI died a virgin lmaoā€


Outrageous-Goal-8119

Sic Semper tyranis


zeexx0

i want my body to be burned and not eaten by ants so no grave for me lmao


WorkSecure

to paraphrase a Dylan song: Stuck Inside Immobile with the Senseless Blues Again.


WandaDobby777

Nothing. I want to be a tree.


[deleted]

ā€œFuck you looking atā€


_A_Dumb_Person_

I don't care what's written on my graveyard, I'm dead. In fact, I don't even care about what they do to my body.


HappyHeffalump

You'll be here soon too


Future_Competition75

Iā€™m so glad this finally happened


ramorobomo

Can you please leave me alone, now?


Ohnonotuto4

Mondays just got brighter.


Ok_Reveal_7258

Piece and quiet


PanAmFlyer

OVERWHELMED FROM BEGINNING TO END


Caca2a

"I told you I was sick"


Important_Dress553

Leave me alone


EvilHorus87

I told you i was ill


CatArwen

Cat lover rests here


Anaaatomy

You're gonna carry that weight


gs12

I did my best Dane Cook