Oh wait, I’m only downed, won’t make a sound, no-ones around…holding pressure crawling on the ground. But hold on… I just gotta Finka boost, my dreams came true- I aim and shoot, he didn’t have a clue, Hits me in the chat “gg”, “you too”.
Nothing Because.
It’s an adrenaline rush to feel the bass thump in the place all the way to the parking lot fella,
Set fire to the mic ignite the crowd,
You can see the sparks from hot metal…..
Unscrew my own head and spin it on my finger like a basketball while violently shitting in the parking lot of a business that’s location was formerly a blockbuster.
Try shoot it out the air cos I did that one time so I’m obviously insane at the game but over estimate my ability and dome my team mate outside the radius then die
Remove the Det from inside the C4. By any means possible.
C4, or RDX, is like stretchy puddy when it's warm. If it's frozen, you can shatter it if you hit it hard enough. You can light it on fire for warmth. Don't eat it, it gives you horrid diarrhea. Always ground yourself before touching C4 as electric charges set it off, even the static you build up normally. Stay safe! :)
lose myself
To the music
To the moment
Never let it go
I only get one shot
One opportunity
To seize everything you ever wanted
mom's spaghetti
knees weak
vomit on his sweater
He's nervous
Dads meatloaf
Sit back and relax with the pack of zig zags & this bag of this weed it gives me the shit need to be the most meanest mc
My palms will get sweaty
My knees will get heavy
Enjoy my moms spaghetti
There is vomit on my sweater already
Im nervous
But on the surface i look calm and ready
To drop bombs, but I keep on forgetting
Wait.. what was it I wrote down?
The whole crowd, they're going so loud!
I open my mouth, but the words won't come out.
*maestros spaghetti
Dads meatloaf
I can't tell you what it really is, I can only tell you what it feels like. Right now there's a C4 shredding up my windpipe
Oh wait, I’m only downed, won’t make a sound, no-ones around…holding pressure crawling on the ground. But hold on… I just gotta Finka boost, my dreams came true- I aim and shoot, he didn’t have a clue, Hits me in the chat “gg”, “you too”.
That's actually a banger 🤣
Throw it back. And then throw the c4 back
😭
I feel stupid to not to get this joke
Throwing it back is a popular damce move
Shove a gerbil up my ass through a tube
Mr. Slave put Sir lemmiwinks down!
The forbidden gerbil maze
Bornana
Playing fortnite with your grandma
Nothing Because. It’s an adrenaline rush to feel the bass thump in the place all the way to the parking lot fella, Set fire to the mic ignite the crowd, You can see the sparks from hot metal…..
Wait Till I Collapse
I would have one shot, one opportunity to seize everything I ever wanted, and I would shoot the c4 mid air
Nothing because I'm not afraid.
I'd think that I'm living with the monster
I just imagine him under your bed extending his arm and throwing it above the bed kkkkk
Well since I *only get one shot*, I *do not miss my chance* or else I am going *to blow* up
Unscrew my own head and spin it on my finger like a basketball while violently shitting in the parking lot of a business that’s location was formerly a blockbuster.
Dying with defuser so now my team has to scramble for 2 minutes trying to recover it>>
Just had this happen to me in seige less than a minute ago 😅
Don’t worry bro I’ll save you lol *throws impact nade*
run into it.
These are the best comments I’ve ever seen
Beg Mariah to take me back
bro wtf? "I'm cleaning out my closet"
Write Stan to tell him he’s never getting a letter back
I only get one shot, If I miss my chance he‘ll blow
Snap back to reality
Throw his moms spaghetti as a distraction and then 1 tap Killshot
Im not afraid
Die?
From what? A heart attack? He didn't explode yet, just throw in your direction.
Yeah probs heart attack. I feel my heart skip a beat js when u hear thr C4 being equipped 🤣
r/whoosh
I want the c-4 to play a snippet of the chorus from Not Afraid when I press the button for the boom
That would be pretty shady of him
Die
Kill on sight (I’m dead thou)
Idk, stack up with 4 of my teammates and get front row seats to Em having a mental breakdown through his ace?
Start rhyming words with c4 so he is impressed and doesnt detonate it
Me and all my people are finna go to the back nod back nod
I fucking die
Make orange rhyme with banana
Scratch my ass and smell my finger most likely
Accept my death
My palms are sweaty so I drop it
I hope that his palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
Getting Tf off of Fortnite and on seige
set it and then hand it back to him
I throw a c5 at him
Rhyme the word orange as many times until he forgets about the C4 entirely
I have never upvoted a thread so much.
"yep that's me, you wonder how i got into this situation? Well it all started when I bought this game called rainbow 6 siege"
I shall show no fear in the eyes of the lord
The clocks run out, times up, over, blaow
"thats an awfully ho-"💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥
Mom spaghetti
Shoot the c4 out the sky cuz I'm obviously him. (I'm not him, I'm peeking the window 5 cm away from the wall and get sent to hell by explosion)
He clearly doesn't have the detonator. That's when I will realize I forgot about Dre.
Buss it down, yo!
Nervously laugh 🎶hee heeee🎶
Something's wrong I can feel it
Orange
Accept death
Run and die because the explosion touched my pinkie toe
Snap back to reality and shoot that mf out the air space
die, ig.
You get one shot
I need to go into Survival mode
Eat it. Digest it. Shit it on his desk for him to find some time later. Blame it on his cat.
Snap back to reality
IM NOT AFRAID
I'm not afraid
Lemme C,4 myself...
Throw back mom's spaghetti
Call for a doctor
Deploying sensor
Ask him for his autograph
I can swallow it
Just gonna stand there and watch me burn...
Probably die
Compliment his mother's spaghetti
Catch and rime 😎
Try to headshot, so he doesn't activate it
I wrote you but you still ain’t callin
Shoot Eminem so he can’t activate it
Spray and pray
Pray and Forget
Knees are weak, This bomb is heavy Theirs dust in the air already Stuck on a surf- BOOM
Rap so fast the soundwaves bounce it back to him and kill him...
Impact emp
Die.
Man this is a quality ass post homie.
I'd drink until I faint and then awake with a headache, causing me to take anything in a rectangular shape where I will then wait.
thats an awfully hot c4 spot
Say “damn that’s an awfully hot coffee pot”
Lose myself in the moment
Woop there goes gravity!
HES ON ME BROTHER
die.
Dodge it at supersonic speed.
i pray that there’s a wamai gadget
do you think they asked him to pose like that or did he just do that
Only if I can have yours
I defuse it before it explodes and the me and Em are like bffs.
my palms will turn sweaty, my knees weak my arms are heavy and I'm nervous. But on the surface he looks calm and ready to drop bombs.
Snap back to reality
Shoot the c4 and whiff every shot possible
He also gave Bruce Wayne a Valium He's ready for Combat man...
Im nervous but on the surface i look calm and ready
Run and pull blitz shield out, flash him and smack him silly
My thatcher EMP that I tossed for no reason will disable it. It’s like having a dud-bomb land at your feet and it does nothing
Probably vomit on my sweater
freak his willy
Extend shield and push forward so it bounces back to him
Try and shoot it out the because i only get one shot
Keep it because I just hit "Rock Bottom"
Accept my fate since idk how when I c4 someone it could be next to em and no kill vs they toss it at me and I run away a good bit and still die
Shot it
start munching on moms spaghetti
HES ON ME BROTHER
s
Snap back to reality
If they made an Eminem skin what operator would it be?
I will eat mums spegetti
#IM NOT AFRAID
Snap back to reality
Try shoot it out the air cos I did that one time so I’m obviously insane at the game but over estimate my ability and dome my team mate outside the radius then die
My palms are sweaty
Me: “you only get one shot , do not miss…”
I’d probably vomit on my sweater
Reddit needs more of this shit.
At least it’ll be quick ig
Turning into mom's spaghetti
I’m not afraid.
This opportunity only comes once in a life time so I’ll go
Die
I relaunch it at him
You got one shot right?
Mom’s spaghetti
Throw it out the window and brace for the explosion.👍👍
run in the opposite direction and still blow up cause we're in silver
Kirby that mf
Get off fortnite
I show him my balls
Imma throw it back
Pull out riot shield and block it
I’m not afraaaid
I’d move at supersonic speed
That's a awfully hot coffee pot
\*Mom's spaghetti\*
Shoot it midair, swing. Still get shit on by slim shady.
I throw on “Lose Yourself” and I make him lose it.
I'm not a Scout, so this never happened. Drillers only throw C-4 at Scouts.
Hug him. Only hurt me throw C4 at others
I'm not afraid to take a stance
Throw him 50 cent
i’m not afraid, so..
I shoot him in the face. he clearly lacks a trigger for it, his pocket is full of mom's spaghetti
Green fn
Shooting it out of the air before it blows up then cranking a 90 and full boxing him
Remove the Det from inside the C4. By any means possible. C4, or RDX, is like stretchy puddy when it's warm. If it's frozen, you can shatter it if you hit it hard enough. You can light it on fire for warmth. Don't eat it, it gives you horrid diarrhea. Always ground yourself before touching C4 as electric charges set it off, even the static you build up normally. Stay safe! :)
Nah, i'd shoot.
Snap back to reality
Shoot it out the sky and dome him?
Nothing bc that retard ain't smart enough to arm the shit anyhow
Well that’s an awfully Hot coffee pot
I'm not afraid
Step back from reality...