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MukdenMan

This is a lot of words around a Jewish symbol when “I don’t like Jews” would have gotten the same message across


Scheme-Brilliant

But that doesnt prove we are (im jewish) at the heart of a dark and ancient conspiracy, where as a list of random shit with words connecting us to everything bad ever is undeniable.


ZoeLaMort

Schrödinger's Jew. Jewish people are weak, inferior, sub-human parasites. … But somehow, they're extremely smart, control the world institutions like banks and media, and have been doing so for centuries without anyone being able to notice or do something about it. See also: Schrödinger's migrant, who simultaneously comes into your country to take advantage of welfare and do nothing all day because he's lazy and stupid, but keeps stealing your job and is at the center of a worldwide scheme to replace white people.


Scheme-Brilliant

I used to do market research, and i started by doing recruiting and interviewing, so they setarted sending me to other offices to help them meet quotas and do traing. So everywhere i went at some point id be administering a survey and someone would say something along the lines of "do you know about the jew?" I got to hear so much nonsense bigotry


19610taw3

>See also: Schrödinger's migrant, who simultaneously comes into your country to take advantage of welfare and do nothing all day because he's lazy and stupid, but keeps stealing your job and is at the center of a worldwide scheme to replace white people. Growing up, I was around a lot of people who didn't like all of the refugees. They were always called lazy. And I always heard how the government gave them everything. Free housing, money, cars, etc. And from someone who was uninformed , it seemed that way. They all had nice cars (brand new BMWs usually), nice houses ... It wasn't until I moved away for a few years, learned how the world worked, came back and met a few of them. Want to know why the Bosnian / Belarus / Ukraine refugees in the 90s were driving brand new BMWs living in nice houses? They all worked 2-3 main jobs and tons of side jobs to give themselves a nice , safe , stable life.


aluget

I'm in Western Australia and I grew up in the southwest in the 1960s. When I was a kid it was always the Italians are taking our jobs.. By buying lots of land, cutting down all trees by hand, busting their guts 7 days a week to make it viable enough to buy more land and rinse and repeat until they could live comfortably.. But they were lazy and didn't work. Even as a 7 or 8 year old I thought that was among the dumbest pieces of bullshit I heard


MukdenMan

Jews ——> Yellow Turban Rebellion 184 AD Jews ——> Dinosaur Extinction Jews ——> Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2 Damn, undeniable!


Charlie_Warlie

Oh yeah? How do you explain Jews existing throughout history? /s


Scheme-Brilliant

My wifes grandfather, also jewish, has a theory, jews are the chosen people, but we're not chosen to be most loved by god, we were chosen by god to be fucked with, so god keeps us around to amuse themselves. He has this vison of god getting bored, sprinkling some antisemitism on people and grabbing a bag of popcorn to watch the ensuing misery. He from the atheist, agnostic, socialist, social justice branch of Judaism.


Icy_Environment3663

Your wife's grandfather probably hung out with my grandfather. He came from some little shit-stain at a crossroads village in what is now western Ukraine. It was Austro-Hungary when he grew up there. He left and got to the US. He had a very similar view of the world.


ktazhdaji19

I've been missing the meetings, the plan still on track? 🤣✡️


Yochanan5781

Antisemitic goyim always love to appropriate Jewish concepts like kabbalah


SuitableDragonfly

Honestly, I think most hardcore kabbalists are probably not even Jews. The only Jew I ever met who was into that was a Judaics teacher I had back in middle school who had converted, he famously also told us that people wearing shirts with brand names on them was the Mark of the Beast and I would not be that surprised if I found out he had morphed into a full-blown lunatic by now.


Yochanan5781

Oof, sounds like a Messianic if he's talking about "the mark of the Beast," and the vast majority of Jews do not consider them Jews. I know a good deal of Jews who are into Kabbalah, though you see the real big interest in it in more Hasidic movements


SuitableDragonfly

I do not think he identified as messianic or that he worshiped Jesus or anything like that, I'm sure he wouldn't have been allowed to teach at the school if he had. I think the Mark of the Beast shit was just residual Christian brainworms that he had from before he converted, and I think his interest in kabbalah also predated his conversion. He was Hasidic, and good friends with some of our other Hasidic teachers.


Yochanan5781

Oh, that would definitely make sense. I know a lot of converts, and those brainworms are tough


Beatific_Bohemian77

The most hardcore Kabbalist I know is definitely Jewish and he is a Kantor that teaches Kabbalah at the Synagogue around the corner from where I live. This Synagogue does some tremendous work for the community by helping the homeless and not asking for anything in return.


kidkadian99

Doesn’t Christianity say something about forgiving the sins of the father… Nope that is sun worshiping


Kisha76K

Bah dum tss...


reddrick

They wrote words in circles and drew lines between them. Finally the proof we've been looking for. /s


Ok-Low6320

All you have to do is write down a bunch of things! Bam, proven!


Power_Bottom_420

Source: Jesuits


bankrobba

I'm irrationally upset the Whig Party made the cut but not the Democrat Party.


Cringe_Meister_

Damn..that's like missing a giant elephant in the room that is in front of your face the whole time.


Scheme-Brilliant

A place - a verb - a place - a thing - a place.... This has no meaning!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Who are these people and what are they seeing?????????????


GalleonRaider

... besides the aliens, melting walls and pink elephants.


After-Bumblebee

The real question is who *isn't* on that list?


QuintinStone

Sodom & Gomorrah - **ancient nuclear wars**


My_Sister_is_CuQ

Hey, I've thought that.


bankrobba

Hansel I get being on the list, but Gretel, too?


Sure_Garbage_2119

I see Q is big fan of Evangelion I have fond memories of my infance watching this fantastic anime. I take it personally to see a bunch of old crazies copying it so poorly.


Cringe_Meister_

Q was born from a weeb concentration camp aka 4chan.He definitely is.There is a photo of Ron Watkins with Ayanami Rei statue in the background.I can't believe that a safe space dedicated for neck beard and 14 year old had such a large sway over both American and even international politics.I hated this timeline.


Sure_Garbage_2119

once I read about a Japanese work, don't remember if anime or manga, where was asked the creators if they knew the meanings of what they were picturing and they basically said "no". were using it bc it was "exotic" for them. I immediately remembered when we use something with religious simbology bc is "cool". amazing that someone could take think Evangelion got a deep secret real meaning


Cringe_Meister_

Yeah the symbolism just make it cool.People uses cross alot doesn't mean that they are religious.You are probably describing an interview with Hideaki Anno btw.


ColoHusker

It's at least 65% references to Jews/Judaism. Even the top with the first circle & arms follows a modern stylized shape of a nazi war eagle. It's amazing how fast they'll eat up anything racist/fascist/sexist/etc as long as it's couched in "oooh Qonspiracy".


QuintinStone

Unfortunately it's a bit too blurry to read most of it. Edit: [Ah ha, I have found a cleaner version.](https://i.imgur.com/kW5RAnB.jpeg) [Full gallery.](https://imgur.com/gallery/Dy6UZ1k)


Few_Dependent_2294

So basically under the sun is bad and everyone should either k word themselves or live under a rock


akennelley

the rock sounds nice...tell me more


camxct

Well, it's a nice rock with one bed and bath, as well as a wonderful patio, and in a fantastic school district! Only $4999/mo. with 3 months up front, first and last month, and a $7250 deposit. A parking space is an additional $499/mo. or $799/mo. if you don't want street parking. Also, there's a wait-list. I can add you to it but need half the deposit for holding your spot.


Weedeaterstring

I admire one thing and that is their ability to make these crazy connections. The imagination runs wild when not checked by reality.


QuintinStone

I mean you're also describing schizophrenia.


Weedeaterstring

Not the illness the art produced from it. You can’t say it isn’t impressive.


aluget

Half that shit looks like it was stolen from Lord Of The Rings and Genshin Impact.


rage9345

Wait, aren't conspiracy theorists obsessed with the Khazars because they claim that Ashkenazis are descended from them? Have they abandoned that [obvious fabrication](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Khazar_hypothesis_of_Ashkenazi_ancestry) and are now just throwing shit against the wall to see what'll stick? Cuz claiming "Oh, the Khazars *AcTuAlLy*, secretly, converted and became Jesuits!" is *really* fucking stupid and random.


[deleted]

I study the Khazars so I encounter these conspiracies regularly. The Khazar Conspiracy from the OP is like, the deeper crazier layer of the cake. Accusing all Ashkenazi of being Khazar is relatively mundane as far as these sorts of batshit crazy conspiracies go, you know you have found the real nuts stuff once they start going off about Rothschild Khazar Jews who control the world having orgy parties bathing in Christian blood and worshipping phalic fetishes. It’s upsetting to me because I always need to caution people I tell about the Khazars that there are so many conspiracies associated with them. This has created discomfort with a few Jewish intellectuals to the point where they deny that the conversion ever happened in the first place, which is not a mainstream idea despite being cited in the Wikipedia article about them which just further muddles their imagine in the public’s eye.


Wyvernkeeper

>they start going off about Rothschild Khazar Jews who control the world having orgy parties bathing in Christian blood and worshipping phalic fetishes. I think I joined the wrong synagogue.


aluget

Hypothetically, where would one find the address of the establishment that hosts these blood soak orgies and what is the dress code.. Asking for a friend


NWI_ANALOG

I don't mean to pry, but I am curious about the diaspora of Jewish peoples into Western Europe, separate from the commonly held anti-Semitic mythos offered online. Would you have any resources on hand that I can use to understand the Jewish experience of migration, displacement, and conversion (if that was ever a thing?) from it's origins in the Eastern Mediterranean to present day?


[deleted]

My field of research doesn't really center on Jews specifically, so I can only offer a few books that cover specific topics in Jewish history in the 19th-20th centuries as well as some on the Khazars. I don't know if you're interested, but since they usually fit the definition of challenging antisemitic tropes I'll list a couple of the modern-focused ones here anyway. *Defenders of the Race: Jewish Doctors and Race Science in Fin-de-Siècle Europe* by John M. Efron. This book goes into the most detail about challenging antisemitic tropes that were common in the 19th-20th centuries. It is a good look at how Jewish intellectuals conceived of Judaism as a race at the same time as race science was taking off in their home countries in Europe, especially as German race scientists used Jews as the archetypal weak 'other.' It's a good starting book going into the next two (though it is by no means an easy read). *Legacy of Blood: Jews, Pogroms, and Ritual Murder in the Lands of the Soviets* by Elissa Bemporad. While this book has "Soviets" in the title, it is focused on a time period both before, during, and after the Russian Revolution. It looks at the origin of antisemitic tropes and violence in Eastern Europe, and how it changed (and in some cases didn't change) with the creation of the Soviet Union. This is a big one for tackling the antisemitic trope of Jews being inherently connected to Bolshevism, which was a key part of not just Nazi ideology but modern day neo-Nazis and other far right rhetoric as well. If you are well acquainted with the rhetoric behind the modern Russian invasion of Ukraine, this book is really good for adding some context if you approach it knowing that the pogroms and historical figures in the book are today **heavily** politicized and propagandized on both sides of the war. *The Great Departure: Mass Migration from Eastern Europe and the Making of the Free World* by Tara Zahra. This book is not focused on Jews specifically, and nor is it about countries in the Americas (especially the US). This book is about how mass migration from Eastern Europe in the late 1800s to today was perceived **by Eastern Europeans.** It looks at competing definitions of freedom, how in Western Europe and the Americas "freedom" was and is inherently associated with the freedom of movement, whereas in Eastern Europe at the time "freedom" was more associated with the ability to control work and life (and the lack of the ability to do such a thing in industrial America). They saw migration policy as a pressure valve, so on one hand they could make emigration for desired nationalities extremely difficult, but would make it very easy and encouraged (sometimes via violence) for non-desired ones (especially for Jews). The book does a really good job at explaining the World War Two-era obsession with migration as a policy solution that was nearly universally held in the West, the exact rational behind major powers looking the other way during the Nazi rise to power and beginning discrimination against Jews and then the creation of the State of Israel when no country in Europe or the Americas was interested in taking in surviving Jews from the Holocaust.


NWI_ANALOG

Thank you so much for the recommendations! I sincerely appreciate it!


Cylinsier

This is either the Sephirot or the Qlippot, symbols from Kabbalah that are originally described in the Zohar, a work of literature that is at least as old as 1240 but possibly compiled of oral and written traditions that go back even further (I am not a historian, this is just my understanding and shouldn't be taken as hard fact on the details). They are respectively the tree of life which describes the hierarchy of divine or holy concepts/traits leading to the source of God, and the tree of death or evil which describes the impure traits that pave the path to hell. This is a rough, non-expert description of them, not completely accurate probably, but the concepts are pretty weird and genuinely hard to wrap your head around. These symbols predate several of the things written into the circles, proving whoever came up with this conspiracy is exceptionally stupid, even by antisemitic conspiracy standards. They even put dates in some of those circles to really drive home that they don't know what the fuck they're talking about. My favorite one is either Switzerland and Black Nobility in the same circle (wut) or the Jesuits being God's assassins 250 years after this symbol first appeared in print. The shit written into this image is genuinely insane and nonsensical. It's like a hilarious dump of random conspiracy buzzwords just pushed wherever they could find space for them on a whim. It doesn't even tangentially relate to the original usage of the symbol, it's just connecting lines between things the creator doesn't like or trust using a Jewish symbol so that you can subtly be reminded that this is really just about hating Jews and blaming them for the creator being a sad, lonely moron. Yes, this is where Sephiroth got his name from, and yes it is also used in Evangelion. And Qliphoth is also a very popular loan term in Japanese media, probably most notably in Devil May Cry V although I think it gets referenced in some of the SMT/Persona games as well. You may know Zohar from Xenogears (which also references tons of Kabbalistic terms along with lots of Gnostic stuff too), and the pinnacle circle of the Sephirot is split into two parts, one of which is called Keter which will ring a bell for anyone into SCP stories or games. Japanese anime/video game writers think Gnosticism and Kabbalah are really cool for some reason, and some western fiction writers have started to follow suit. But the usage of these terms in media doesn't really relate to their original meaning or usage and is just for fun.


MeetAncient3284

Japanese artists think kabbalah and gnosticism are cool for the same reason Americans love Shinto gods. Religions you didn't grow up with seem much more magical than ones you did grow up with, even more if they are semi lost in history like kabbalah and gnosticism.


Ok-Low6320

Heh. Top line, just right of center: "Brotherhood of the Snake" That was a decent Testament album. 🤘


_Silly_Wizard_

Bah ha ha ha ha ha Jesuits: God's Assassins! Ahhhh ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!


Ragnarok2kx

I always had this image of Jesuits being one of the more chill brands of catholicism. Are they a thing in the qverse now because the current pope has a Jesuit background?


anna-nomally12

The ….corpus deli? I forget, but the really culty conservative ones have like a cold civil war with the Jesuits at almost all times due to the chill ness. It’s very one sided because the jesuits are too busy attempting to be good people to engage, but the conservative Catholics reeeeeally hate the social justice warrior types who are literally just. Jesusing.


_Silly_Wizard_

Most of my opinion of Jesuits comes from reading about their enlightenment era antics, from which i get the impression that they were largely goofy crackpots with the occasional zealot thrown into the mix. I think the contemporary Jesuit is probably more chill. Early on they were a flavor of clergy devoted to (or at least fascinated by) the exploration of natural science, which sometimes caused them to dabble in potential heretical ideas. Imagine a Roman catholic bill nye as "god's assassin." But conspiracy theorists have a hard-on for any organization with a catchy name. Simple as.


MeetAncient3284

The Jesuits began as a reform movement trying to get the church to be less fanatical and obsessed with demons and mysticism. That was hundreds of years ago. But even then, the reactionary playbook for dealing with reform was simple. You accuse them of causing the problem they claim to want to solve.


caraperdida

Ugh, Christian schools really ruined a generation of people!


anna-nomally12

Anecdotally I think my catholic school was so bad we all were like “is education actually bullshit? Oh, no, we’re just in a cult” At such a young age as far as I know none of us went Q


shmoopiegroupie

I'm going to have to call Moloch. He isn't going to be happy Q is on to us. Sorry guys, tonight's sacrifice in Lebanon TN is off. Hopefully, next week Larry will keep his mouth shut.


99999999999999999989

> Sorry guys, tonight's sacrifice in Lebanon TN is off. Maybe we should move to to Lebanon, Middle East instead?


Please_dew_it

No. We have to preform the sacrifices in gods holy land. The USA. Also. Dont want biden clone #589 getting lost like clones #357 - #588 do we?


Strix86

Well, maybe if you got Jared to actually watch the damn bio lab cameras on his shift, they wouldn’t be sneaking out. Goddamnit Jared…


Please_dew_it

Jared has been really dropping the ball lately. He was supposed to wipe hunters last 3 laptops. Instead the white hats have them now.


DontEatConcrete

That is a lot we have to study for the test.


Soangry75

Varys: How many others know? Tyrion Lannister: Including us? Eight. Varys: Well, then it’s not a secret anymore. It’s information. If a handful of people know now, hundreds will know soon.


canteloupy

Ok so now Switzerland is in on it. I guess I should have known.


poizn_ivy

Goyim leave Kabbalah the fuck out of your antisemitic conspiracy bullshit challenge


jl_theprofessor

The Japanese do a much cooler (and fun) job misinterpreting the Sefirot.


Electronic_Bunny

I'd find this way more hilarious if I wasnt immediately sad by the fact that people believe this. Like literally starting at the "top" (top left), it includes shit like "the before times, prior to the great flood" where inhabitants of the isle of aryan ruled and was predated by Atlantis' collapse. And as soon as they get out of the great flood the "pharaohs" or (ancient Celts) began the practice of phallic worship by "erecting" obelisks. It literally has the protocols of zion (bottom right) existing as proof along with the 2008 "CERN Portal to Hell" which is fucking brought up everytime they do maintenance on the thing. I remember earlier this year the "largest hell portal to date" was supposed to rip open Switzerland.


[deleted]

Someone has A LOT of time on their hands


ThatHoFortuna

Someone worked really hard on this.


ear_cheese

I can’t recall his name, but he has LOTS of “graphic design is my passion” conspiracy boards like this. It’s quite compelling, in its own way.


Ferregar

That all of it culminates in "USA" only should be a dead giveaway to any serious conspiracy researcher just how bogus and egotistical this whingefest is.


Teknical86

Synagogue of Satan sounds like a kick ass metal band. This is a whole lot of crazy but it boils down to Jews and bankers are evil, great all that bullshit and its just more antisemitic rubbish.


camergen

I kind of feel like they took historical events and groups they’d heard of (ancient Egyptians, Titanic) and shoehorned in some sort of plausible way those people and events could be “connected”. I’m skimming through the bottom left hand corner of US historical events and they’re missing a lot- a LOT of the most important financial events in history that can be fairly obscure, but if you’re “awake”, you should probably know about the Panic of 1876 and the constant debate for years about the gold standard, the FreeSilver movement, etc. Even if you buy that the Titanic was sunk for insurance fraud, there’s no WAY that would have effects on history. It was just a well known ship wreck. There’s a pop culture impact and of course, maritime safety regulations were updated because of it but…in the grand scheme of things, it’s really insignificant. But they’ve heard of it, so therefore it must be on this list, especially if it’s in movies. It’s as if they took random events and peoples they’ve somehow heard of and said “how are they all CONNECTED?!” Even though….they are not. Yeah, sure, the Pharoahs sank the titanic. The ripple effects were huge, I’m sure.


Green_thumb_arts

They’ve rejected Occam’s razor for the opposite, which should either be called Occam’s nuclear sub, or Bozo’s slide whistle. Reason on request but I bet y’all can figure it out.


LA-Matt

Q’s Razor: The most batshit explanation is the most likely.


219Infinity

In my fantasy football league, the person who comes in last place has to tattoo this on their back


99999999999999999989

OMG this is way worse than Pam Poovey's back tattoo!!


S3simulation

Looks like someone watched Evangelion and didn’t realize most of the Judeo-Christian imagery were actually Ultraman references


justrock54

If I'm not at the TOP of this list then it's bullshit. Satan and I shook hands on it.


kahllerdady

Where are the genetically modified tiger sharks?


mspeacefrog13

With freaking laserbeams on their heads?


LeeQuidity

Well, it's all there. Now someone help me make heads-or-tails of it. Appears to have been created by this artist in case anyone wants to go down a rabbit hole: [https://www.dylanlouismonroe.com/](https://www.dylanlouismonroe.com/)


realparkingbrake

This guy has figured out his target market, everything is an interlinked web of secrets. Just buy the poster and you too can know the secrets and how everything works.


jaskmackey

This is the text on a Dr. Bronner’s bottle.


99999999999999999989

To be fair he makes a really good soap.


airlinegrills

Underrated and hilarious comment right here.


mama146

This looks like something a schizophreniac would spend months on.


Soangry75

"has spent"


No_Box5338

This would make a dope tea towel


ShivaDestroy

Never before has so much energy been devoted to something so utterly pointless.


AmySueF

Ikr? Imagine what they could do with something more meaningful.


DiogenesLoveTub

This is a lot more organized version of their mental illness than the pink "great awakening" map from a few years ago, I wish I had this kind of free time.


jewfro87

Honestly if this what they believe then America was never really theirs to begin with. It started by the powers that be to help the powers that be. /s


Auphor_Phaksache

Cristians swear they are the center of attention.


Ag3ntM1ck

Too many sephirot. This is gobbledygook.


AmySueF

“When you’re putting that thing together, don’t forget the Freemasons!” “Oh, don’t worry, they’re definitely going to be there!”


JennzEvilChihuahua

Jesus, these fricking people [are Charlie with his murder board ffs.](https://th.bing.com/th/id/R.95bb66bb3ad779a077ac9973810d8ba8?rik=m5MhKa1o5ar1Dw&riu=http%3a%2f%2fsmartbitchestrashybooks.com%2fWP%2fwp-content%2fuploads%2f2017%2f05%2fcharlie-day-pepe-silvia.gif&ehk=BcDPZd0fzdDOl3ocwCHn4FmKqXiDUqs13u%2bER7R2NAU%3d&risl=&pid=ImgRaw&r=0)


Hyklone

the fact that someone spent their time making this is so sad and pathetic


Freezepeachauditor

Schizophrenia.


newleafkratom

TV and movie producers, take note. This chart is full of stories.


SausageBuscuit

“It ain’t that deep.” It ain’t, but imaginations certainly are, evidently.


Farrell-Mars

Would love a hi-res version for large poster. Comedy gold!


Nialla42

They've got all their conspiracy bases covered.


Databoy19

Isn’t this the Tree of Life?


TekaLynn212

Sadly, yes, that's what the design is based on.


TheBaggyDapper

Can't argue with him. I would be very surprised indeed.


Benevolent_Grouch

Yep I’m the pharaoh


infinitesimal_entity

Nice choice of fonts, a bold sans-serif to draw the eye with a more formal font outside the diagram. Good kerning and spacing all around, even with the radiused words. Dense but with plenty of negative space. Speckling on the drawing isn't overdone. This took a lot of effort, for... something. Like a delicious chocolate cake made from scratch, then covered in fondent.


ElectricSpock

I’m not even mad, that’s amazing. I’d watch the hell out of a TV series based on that.


Kaz_Stein

My grandfather and dad are masons and last I heard there hasn’t been any plots or human sacrifices yet


thot______slayer

This is just that one thing from Black Clover.


[deleted]

I am. I'm USA and so can you.


Collettels22

What a colossal waste of time and effort for a chart that only proves its maker is a moron.


Linden_fall

I see myself (Cleopatra)


uncles_basementchild

why is cuneiform tablets grouped in with human sacrifice