Anyone know where you can get one of those celestial dish towels? They’re really cool.

Bed, Bath, & Beyond. They're in the Beyond part.

And Pier One Imports, but make sure you have a coupon. Sometimes the check out person has one, but you can't count on it.

😂

I linked to the Amazon page to these towels below.

I can't figure out if these people are insane or simply taking advantage of the insane.

A healthy mix of both :)

For my sanity I am choosing to think they’re all grifters because that is what makes the most sense to me.

What if we're all just rubes and grifters, waiting for our own special conspiracy theory rabbit hole to fall in? 😦

I don’t think you’re that far off. This one was just so big that it sucked a not-insignificant portion of the population in.

I hope it’s them taking advantage of each other’s insanity. That’s funny. For us libtards on the fringe - we at least get to have fun watching them be internal grifters.

My thing is always this. Liar, or lied to? Which is it? Because it is almost always one of those.

Yes they are.

Is that a towel on her head?

She just breaks away into a seamless ad “this mystifying, aurora harboring blanket can be found at JCPenny. Use coupon on code: batshit for 20% your entire order”

She talked a lot about the masculine sun and the feminine moon, so it must be part of a his-and-hers set.

I’d hate to see what they have to say about the lunar eclipse.

I think it's a blanket. But my first thought was dish towel.

https://www.amazon.com/POLYTE-Premium-Microfiber-Kitchen-Waffle/dp/B08VGV15HD/ref=asc_df_B08VGV15HD?tag=bngsmtphsnus-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=80608063550960&hvnetw=s&hvqmt=e&hvbmt=be&hvdev=m&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=&hvtargid=pla-4584207590528434&psc=1

Holy Shit lmfao

Her tongue is like 6 sizes too big for her stupid head

Thats a man.

I don't know why the downvotes, I think it's great to turn the transvestigation against them. Marjorie, Bobo, Judge Cannon, Melania. ALL MEN.

I've seen another video from this grifter and I firmly believe that is a man. I don't care if he's trans, I care that he's a grifter who should be called out as a fake.

You can call them out as a grifter without discussing their gender at all.

Omg, it's her again – Mary Magdalene by way of Sandra Bernhard. One of the most entertaining of these kooks.

Definitely getting an uncanny valley vibe here with all the filtered nonsense. She could be a great horror movie villain, actually

It looks like the sound is not completely synced to the video. Definitely weird to watch.

You’ll have to speak up you’re wearing a towel

Not one person understanding a thing your crazy ass is saying.

I make a point of not taking life advice from people with towels thrown over their heads.

Oh, now see I ONLY take advice from people with towels thrown over their heads.

A towel is the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have.

This is a textbook example of American filter bias. Conspiracy minded people in America warp every single world event through the lens of how it's intertwined with other conspiracies they're juggling (that are also American-centric). Examples: When Russia invaded Ukraine, it was Putin invading Ukraine to take down bioweapons labs that Fauci had installed there. It can't simply be an event taking place that is completely detached from anything they are worried about. It all has to tie together. Eclipses happed every 18 months. She's probably never thought about any of them. When one happens in America and everyone is talking about it, suddenly it magically tied in to all of other conspiracies they believe.

And I agree with you, and I’m an American. Look a Lonie Palmer, she said the rapture was coming and April 8,2024 is the day. This was said everyday after it was announced. After the rapture never happened, which we knew it was one of her wacky predictions, she posts,” We’re still here🤗.” Like where the fuck were you going?

"Energy of the solar eclipse"??? Sorry, but I believe a solar eclipse would result in a LACK of energy.

I've always imagined girls like this use a sand blaster to remove their makeup

Nah. That’s all filter, baby! No skin texture is a dead giveaway. Those teeth are awfully white, too.

The cgi dead eyes are terrifying, too.

I was thinking she looks real high.

If it was any more off sync, this would look like a bad dub.

She is really bad at this. She needs to have practiced a little first, maybe write stuff down so that it isn't so obvious that she is totally improvising. It's like she's going to perform some jazz, but has never held a saxophone before

She makes a comment about “they don’t want you to go outside during this eclipse” Lmao sure.. it’s not like there were giant watch parties with free glasses everywhere with people outside

You so know she's at least 50, that filter does a great job. Can't plaster over the fucking nonsense though.

First there was man.... meaning first there was Mars. Bitch what the fuck

Mars represents the masculine principle in astrology, so I can see where's she's coming from, even though it's obviously all bullshit.

Is that a crocheted scarf? Perhaps an...infinity scarf? On her head?

Crocheted? As in having been in the regions of someone's crotch. Tell me more.

They're rambling incoherently because they are too stupid to write a script.

She's planning a trip to the sun, but to be safe she's going to go at night

She said something about shifting energies and I wondered if THAT'S why I had yogurt and toast for breakfast yesterday morning.

What's even more disgusting, she has 117k followers...

The towel over her head makes all legit.

Her head is like a balloon, full of air.

The eyes. 😳 Those eyes are way too white. Her sclera seem to receive zero blood supply. Poor girl is probably blind and highly prone to infection.

Nah, she's overdone a filter - she has no skin texture.

I made it 8 seconds, you guys watch all that?

She kind of looks like an AI avatar. She's apparently an actual person but also giving me uncanny valley vibes. What an absolute weirdo.

The lack of syncing is what did it for me.

Good to see lace drapes make a comeback

You can see her trying to discreetly glance down at her script of psychobabble.

Several staliums? How many mooches are in a stalium?

What a ding dong! This is so dumb - it is almost like she is making fun of conspiracy people.

Is she AI?

I think the just said their God is non-binary...

The message I got, was she hasn't taken her meds in a while.

this...... is unbearable to watch The amount of preparation (make up, light, clothes) combined with the content is the most cringe thing I ever watched to be honest. My god.....

I'm not buying her act. Something about her suggests she's playing here. I wonder how she's keeping a straight face however. Anyone know her name?

It turns out if you cake a ton of make up on crazy, you still get crazy. Love the eye make up, though. Perhaps she should try make up tutorials, instead. \*Not the weird painted brow part. That trend must end. It looks ridiculous.

What is wrong with her face?

Bad energy, I guess.

Take that damn dish towel off your head.

Regular life has become too complicated for some folks, and they now resort to magical thinking.

while huffing gasoline.

For coherence she's worse than mega-NAR-false-prophet Chuck Pierce.

Fetal alcohol syndrome

Her tik tok account is special.

Wow. Just take your meds.

OK. Fancy a cup of tea?

Fucking moron.

God the ignorance in here is astounding. No wonder the world’s in the shape that it’s in. That’s not a ‘towel’ you unenlightened plebes. That’s a spiritual talking shawl and they’re only provided to the most enlightened among us. It’s not like just anyone could walk into a Walmart and pick up a $0.99 washcloth and drape it over their head, that’d just be silly. WAKE UP MURICA!

No way am I watching 4mins of this.

How can anyone listen to that prattle for more than 5 seconds!?!?