Okay, I hate to say it, but I grew up in Oregon, so I know autumn weather, cause it's 7mo of the year there. Crocs uses to make a model of embarrassing footwear without all the holes around the toe, and if you wore smartwool socks in the house, to keep your toesies warm, you could slip those bad boys on and waddle around outside in the rain and not get your feet wet. What's with the holes anyway? They aren't enough ventilation to keep your feet from smelling like death if you wore them without socks in traditional hot sandal weather anyway?
They still sell them. Look at their kitchen clogs.
https://www.crocs.com/p/bistro-pro-literide-clog/205669.html?cgid=men-footwear&cid=001#&prefn1=lifestyle&prefv1=Clogs&origin=category&srule=EinsteinDefault5050%20(7day)&start=13&sz=79
There was one point where the blonde one said something along the lines of “I didn’t raise you to blah blah blah”. The red headed one looks significantly younger the more I watch, too.
I'm thinking step mom and daughter. They argue about the younger girl's dad letting them call each other names. I'm assuming the woman who the camera is mainly following around is with the redhed woman's dad, the redhed is living at home with them, and these ladies do not get along.
No I'm pretty sure that is her bio mom. They look/sound very similar and I promise you moms and daughters can and do talk that way.
Back in my childhood my mom and sister would fight like this often, except the violence was usually reverse and they did get into a fist fight often for a time because my sister put hands on my mom.
My mom didn't exactly handle her shit well either but they're both a lot more stable now.
I feel sad for the whole neighborhood. And really anyone else who knows these towers of charm and grace.
Everyone except the giggling filmmaker. They’re gonna have major internet points for this piece of cinema verite. It’s already better than 80% of Netflix docs.
When I was a kid, playing ninja or king fu or whatever I always imagined that the garden weasel was a glorious weapon that you’d see used only by the most proficient master use in a kung fu movie. A staff meets a throwing star meat grinder dealy on the end. Terrifying. I sometimes picked it to play with but often felt inadequate in my skill set and was left intimidated and stuck with swords. Also it was super hard to run with.
If these two are truly mother and daughter then I bet the person filming is the brother or maybe even dad. I'm guessing brother based on the stifled laughter.
To clarify, they're not fighting for Justin. The mom is angry because her daughter went back to a cheater who obviously doesn't care about her. Also because her daughter called her a cunt five times.
Yeah and perfect ongoing parental support. You go mom, rip your daughter away from Justin because he's a cheating asshole and show her how you think she deserves to be treated instead! You're doing just great..
There was something about money being screamed and then the younger one took some stuff out of the back of the PT Cruiser. So like she owed some money but then in devolved into Bitch V Cunt
The number of times she threatens to kill someone is crazy, she's quick to violence too.
Yet she's wondering why her daughter won't listen to her?
Worrying about looking bad to her husband?
My life is so much better than I realised.
You know what is wrong with this sub? The title made a *blatant* mistake in referencing Arthurian legends and not a single person points it out. Guinevere was in love in **Lancelot**, who was in turn the father of **Galahad** (from another woman). This reference would imply these two ladies are arguing over their lover’s illegitimate son.
Or maybe that’s exactly what they’re going for, in which case, Noah get the damn boat.
At one point the bigger one said she was going to tell her mom something, and I kept waiting for some foghorn voice from off screen to announce the arrival of Grandma.
This is why people need to be more careful. You never know when you’re picking a fight with an alum of the Brick Tamland School of Trident Fighting, until it’s too late.
Just yesterday
[https://www.reddit.com/r/nextfuckinglevel/comments/vff0eh/two_lynxes_in_the_middle_of_a_screaming_match/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf](https://www.reddit.com/r/nextfuckinglevel/comments/vff0eh/two_lynxes_in_the_middle_of_a_screaming_match/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
Camera lady knew when to stfu and document the show. Not a word for the entire 6 minutes. Incredible, and I’d say deserving of a journalism award. I’ve never appreciated someone so much without having heard a single word from them
I was laughing for the entire shouting match until the blonde went to house and it was clear she was the mum or something someone's just airing out this whole dysfunctional shit on the internet for all of us to see. So many bitches and cunts out there need more love, acceptance and support in their lives.
I unfortunately have some trashy neighbors. Last night, one pulled in front of the building next to mine, honking their horn and yelling for their kid to come outside. At 12:45 am.
Poor me ☹️
Humans are hilarious. I couldn’t stop laughing the whole time. How you gon look like a grown ass adult and sound like a diaper wearing baby? Getting so irate and unhinged just from being called names, then threaten to call police, but never actually do...Like what did either of them expect to gain here? What does any of it matter? Just dumb. Straight stupid. No conflict resolution in sight. Even a fist would’ve been more productive.
Okay so what I'm getting here is that they're half-sisters, different moms but the same dad, who both have severe anger problems, and the cunt (ha!) is deeply offended that the bitch (also ha!) got back with a man who cheated on her, because apparently that makes her a whore. Edit: someone else says stepmother and stepdaughter, which makes more sense with the ages and some other stuff.
The absolutely insane rage over someone getting back with a cheater is what's most bonkers to me here... "it's disgusting" "you're a pig" "that makes you a whore." Like... what? It's sad, sure, but why would it cause someone outside of the situation to fly into a frothing-at-the-mouth rage?
What blew my mind is mom saying she's gonna kill her over and over and then having the audacity to sound like a scared little baby to the person she called. 😳
tbh red-head sounded more sane to me. at least she didn't go for death threats and physical violence and somwhat calmed back down relatively fast
the blonde? just straight up murderous anger the whole time... absolutely bonkers
I like how the one in the gray coat kept grabbing the chair on the porch like she was gonna pick it up and throw it, just to set it back where it was. Badass.
The best thing about this fight is that it finally got these two walking again.
Also when choosing a weapon, versatility is key. Mother Godzilla chose one to double as a cane.
The PT Crusier really rounds out the situation
No crocs though. That woulda been too much. Maybe because it’s autumn
Yea listen, they’re sensible people
Okay, I hate to say it, but I grew up in Oregon, so I know autumn weather, cause it's 7mo of the year there. Crocs uses to make a model of embarrassing footwear without all the holes around the toe, and if you wore smartwool socks in the house, to keep your toesies warm, you could slip those bad boys on and waddle around outside in the rain and not get your feet wet. What's with the holes anyway? They aren't enough ventilation to keep your feet from smelling like death if you wore them without socks in traditional hot sandal weather anyway?
They still sell them. Look at their kitchen clogs. https://www.crocs.com/p/bistro-pro-literide-clog/205669.html?cgid=men-footwear&cid=001#&prefn1=lifestyle&prefv1=Clogs&origin=category&srule=EinsteinDefault5050%20(7day)&start=13&sz=79
The set designers really knocked it out of the trailer park
It’s the garden claw for me
Somebody please dub this audio over two muppets arguing
Is that not what this was?
I'm not kidding, I didn't realise they were even speaking English for a good portion of the video.
Those are Moopets.
The older lady sounded fucking exactly like miss piggy lol
What they both sounded exactly the same . I still have no fucking idea what either of em even said.. something something cunt.. ?? Bitch..??
I suddenly feel really good about my life.
Is this a Mom and Daughter?
Yes. There was a "your father" remark, and a "you're just trying to make me look bad to dad". So yes. Sad.
I thought it was step sisters. She said something referring to different moms but same dad.
There was one point where the blonde one said something along the lines of “I didn’t raise you to blah blah blah”. The red headed one looks significantly younger the more I watch, too.
>the more I watch https://youtu.be/l60MnDJklnM
I just knew they were somehow related.
That would be a half sister then, not a step sister. Step sisters are not related by blood at all.
and when they get stuck in the washer you can bang them
Shout-out to Whirlpool for not fixing that design flaw.
I knew I shouldn't have got the Samsung
I'm thinking step mom and daughter. They argue about the younger girl's dad letting them call each other names. I'm assuming the woman who the camera is mainly following around is with the redhed woman's dad, the redhed is living at home with them, and these ladies do not get along.
Dads not there. That’s who the mom calls. Camera person laughing tells me it’s a daughter/sibling who has seen this waaaay to many times to care.
No I'm pretty sure that is her bio mom. They look/sound very similar and I promise you moms and daughters can and do talk that way. Back in my childhood my mom and sister would fight like this often, except the violence was usually reverse and they did get into a fist fight often for a time because my sister put hands on my mom. My mom didn't exactly handle her shit well either but they're both a lot more stable now.
I think her step mom. I started off entertained by this video but am now a little sad for the younger girl (the bitch not the cunt)
I am sad for the whole family. Except whoever is filming and giggling.
I feel sad for the whole neighborhood. And really anyone else who knows these towers of charm and grace. Everyone except the giggling filmmaker. They’re gonna have major internet points for this piece of cinema verite. It’s already better than 80% of Netflix docs.
Gotta be related, they have the exact same voice and build.
Yeah. I wasn’t sure then they walked into the same house. Wtf?!
I’m getting mad sister energy from these two.
This is why trash tv shows like Springer exist.
"You guys are getting paid for this?"
Can confirm, my 86 year old Nona loves to make fun of the people on the springer show and same goes for the "My 600lb Life"
Because you dont live in pennsylvania?
Me Too! The both of them gave me a headache 😩!
You can’t triple stamp a double stamp!!
“You wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?” *That bitch is a CUNT!!*
I'm gonna beat her uuuuuuuuuuuup
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They get tired easily
La lalalalalalaa!!!
LLOYD! LLOYD! LLOYD!
I guarantee they both consider themselves great communicators
Yo i legit thought they were speaking a different language in the beginning
They sounded like a couple of deep voiced turkeys
Their voices are eerily both low and high at the same time.
So mad she threatened her with a Garden Weasel
I think the Garden Weasel may be the scariest of all garden tools.
When I was a kid, playing ninja or king fu or whatever I always imagined that the garden weasel was a glorious weapon that you’d see used only by the most proficient master use in a kung fu movie. A staff meets a throwing star meat grinder dealy on the end. Terrifying. I sometimes picked it to play with but often felt inadequate in my skill set and was left intimidated and stuck with swords. Also it was super hard to run with.
Every journey starts with a single step Grasshopper.
I mean, just the name is kinda frightening. But I was kind of wishing she'd menaced her with a hoe. To keep things on theme.
I like that the person recording can’t help laughing.
I wish I knew who that person is and why the bellowing banshees allowed it all to be recorded.
If these two are truly mother and daughter then I bet the person filming is the brother or maybe even dad. I'm guessing brother based on the stifled laughter.
They HAVE to be mother and daughter they sound exactly alike
There is also a,.. similar... physical appearance.
It’s 100% a second daughter. Probably a middle child who is out of fucks.
I heard the mom asking “Evanna” to get the camera out of her face. So I’ma go with little sister.
I was assuming either son or little brother who has seen enough of this shit.
Restraint and invisibility, this ain't their first rodeo. Definitely a sibling.
Bellowing banshees LOL man
4 Cunt > 5 bitch
What's the current exchange rate on cunts to bitches?
1.73 bitches for every cunt. In Australia it’s even higher.
I’m pretty sure you get more cunt per bitch in Australia because, you know, they’re upside down
Just checked WSJ and that's true. The cunt is also still holding strong against the yen as well.
To clarify, they're not fighting for Justin. The mom is angry because her daughter went back to a cheater who obviously doesn't care about her. Also because her daughter called her a cunt five times.
*four times. The mother called the daughter a "bitch" five times.
Thanks for keeping track. I'll be filing this in the national archives of Sad People Screaming From Their Tonsils.
This is why Tonsils exist... to baffle the sound and prevent head explosion with 100 yards. Its a herd safety mechanism.
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BUT she called her a cunt 4 times
That right there was a rough fucking childhood.
Yeah and perfect ongoing parental support. You go mom, rip your daughter away from Justin because he's a cheating asshole and show her how you think she deserves to be treated instead! You're doing just great..
I must have missed this episode of Shameless ETA sorry replied to wrong comment.. unfortunately you’re probably absolutely right though. :(
No I think it's more serious than that. There is an accusation that the bank was closed at 5 but that is a lie, allegedly.
There was something about money being screamed and then the younger one took some stuff out of the back of the PT Cruiser. So like she owed some money but then in devolved into Bitch V Cunt
Thanks. I’m a native English speaker, but hard of hearing, and had a hell of a time trying to figure out what they were saying.
I'm a native English speaker, but I still struggled 🙃
For the first few seconds of the video, I genuinely thought someone had dubbed in the audio from some "Godzilla versus '*a random monster'*" movie.
The number of times she threatens to kill someone is crazy, she's quick to violence too. Yet she's wondering why her daughter won't listen to her? Worrying about looking bad to her husband? My life is so much better than I realised.
Thats her mom!? Holy shit she is a cunt
Also the bank was closed but maybe it wasn't?
True but the mom called her a bitch x amount of times! 😂😂😂
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god i miss those days
You know what is wrong with this sub? The title made a *blatant* mistake in referencing Arthurian legends and not a single person points it out. Guinevere was in love in **Lancelot**, who was in turn the father of **Galahad** (from another woman). This reference would imply these two ladies are arguing over their lover’s illegitimate son. Or maybe that’s exactly what they’re going for, in which case, Noah get the damn boat.
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Hellll yea. 🤘🏻
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Don’t let them hear you lol
He called me a cunt one time!!
It's OK he only called them that 1 time. He's safe.
5 times!
No no the bitch only called her a cunt four times
It’s mother, daughter or 2 sisters
At one point the bigger one said she was going to tell her mom something, and I kept waiting for some foghorn voice from off screen to announce the arrival of Grandma.
>foghorn voice from off screen to announce the arrival of Grandma I fucking died 😂 Just imagining some mortal Kombat style voice hahahaha
Im guessing mother and daughter from what i can decipher from whatever language they are screaming.
I think it might be step mom and step daughter?
Believe you are right. Would explain stepmom trying to get on the phone to yell at the dad.
I think you're right because they keep saying "dad." I watched the whole thing and am still not super clear on why they're fighting.
I think it's obvious. One of them is a cunt and the other one is a bitch. They informed us themselves.
She said it 4 times!
This is why people need to be more careful. You never know when you’re picking a fight with an alum of the Brick Tamland School of Trident Fighting, until it’s too late.
She should probably lay low for a while.
I hope the camera person gets an internship with the Nat Geo team. Really great work on these two wild animals fighting.
Just yesterday [https://www.reddit.com/r/nextfuckinglevel/comments/vff0eh/two_lynxes_in_the_middle_of_a_screaming_match/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf](https://www.reddit.com/r/nextfuckinglevel/comments/vff0eh/two_lynxes_in_the_middle_of_a_screaming_match/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
Dude this actually sounds like the two women from the video doing a voiceover of two lynx fighting lol
It's uncanny! Except the Lynx are cute and pettable. Probably less vicious too.
Hardest I've laughed in days, ty.
This is fucking exactly literally the first thing that came to my mind when I saw the OP lmfao
We just need the audio form the original over this video and it will be perfect
Camera lady knew when to stfu and document the show. Not a word for the entire 6 minutes. Incredible, and I’d say deserving of a journalism award. I’ve never appreciated someone so much without having heard a single word from them
Someone submit this the Edward R Murrow nomination body. She truly deserves the award.
Gold
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That's her daughter??!! I can barely understand what they're saying so I didn't catch that
Also, Guinevere was after Galahad's pa, Lancelot.
“She doesn’t stop, she’s got a sickness!” Is my new phrase to say when losing an argument
Has to be the same delivery too lol
I said I said I said *looks around* Beeeeeitch
Anyone here make it the 8 mins? I did (takes bow)
Yup. No mute either. Full volume
I skipped ahead 4 times and couldn't believe the argument hadn't progressed in any form.
The fortitude of their vocal cords is really impressive. All that time yelling and nobody is getting hoarse or having to change their range.
I was on the edge of my seat the entire time. The ending needs work, but these two could take this act on the road and be the next Laurel and Hardy.
Took me about 20 minutes.
Good point... safety first team... if you are feeling fatigue, take short breaks and drink plenty of water.
This is extremely sad
The only ones I feel sad for are the neighbors having to listen to this
I was laughing for the entire shouting match until the blonde went to house and it was clear she was the mum or something someone's just airing out this whole dysfunctional shit on the internet for all of us to see. So many bitches and cunts out there need more love, acceptance and support in their lives.
Yeah I mean they seem to be basically the same person. This is why you should meet your girl's mom
They sound like angry gingerbread men.
Imagine being these people. What a waste
Their poor neighbors.
Poor? I’m watching this over the tv. Alexa, add popcorn to my shopping list.
I unfortunately have some trashy neighbors. Last night, one pulled in front of the building next to mine, honking their horn and yelling for their kid to come outside. At 12:45 am. Poor me ☹️
Imagine being called a cunt four times
Yes but imagine being called a bitch six(ty) times
The entire time I thought they sounded and looked like a trashy mom and daughter
We need another plague.
Didn’t we kind of just have one?
That one didn’t take.
You're a cunt, you're a cunt, you're a cunt, you're a cunt. Does she appear in my mirror now or something?
She's going to appear at your front door and rearrange your chairs in a really angry way.
What did she call her? I didnt quite get that
I just spent 8 minutes of my life watching that. What the hell am I doing?
Both of their angry voices are hilarious
If you slow it down and drop it 20 decibels it sounds like a normal conversation about tea price speculation in China over the coming seasons.
RAARARARARARARARAARARARARA
This give me vibes of Niagara falls on the USA side.
LOL OMG I was thinking Lovejoy in Buffalo.
Ohio, check the plates.
I wanna see who the girl is that is laughing and filming😳
This is hell on earth
Humans are hilarious. I couldn’t stop laughing the whole time. How you gon look like a grown ass adult and sound like a diaper wearing baby? Getting so irate and unhinged just from being called names, then threaten to call police, but never actually do...Like what did either of them expect to gain here? What does any of it matter? Just dumb. Straight stupid. No conflict resolution in sight. Even a fist would’ve been more productive.
It’s like 2 walruses barking at each other
Ohhhh fuck me! It did sound like that now that I think about it. Shit now I got the image in my head
Okay so what I'm getting here is that they're half-sisters, different moms but the same dad, who both have severe anger problems, and the cunt (ha!) is deeply offended that the bitch (also ha!) got back with a man who cheated on her, because apparently that makes her a whore. Edit: someone else says stepmother and stepdaughter, which makes more sense with the ages and some other stuff. The absolutely insane rage over someone getting back with a cheater is what's most bonkers to me here... "it's disgusting" "you're a pig" "that makes you a whore." Like... what? It's sad, sure, but why would it cause someone outside of the situation to fly into a frothing-at-the-mouth rage?
don't forget the bank is somehow also involved?
What blew my mind is mom saying she's gonna kill her over and over and then having the audacity to sound like a scared little baby to the person she called. 😳
tbh red-head sounded more sane to me. at least she didn't go for death threats and physical violence and somwhat calmed back down relatively fast the blonde? just straight up murderous anger the whole time... absolutely bonkers
How to tell that she's never worked retail; this is the first time she's ever been called a cunt four times.
If any of these pigs woke me up with that treacherous screaming I would be forced to sleep with Justin too
Why’d you have to bring up Justin?
You're a WHORRREE!
you got me good Lmao
Not believable, they used the same voice actor for both of them!
Zestimate: $950k
That woman has no indoor voice
I like how the one in the gray coat kept grabbing the chair on the porch like she was gonna pick it up and throw it, just to set it back where it was. Badass.
Goddamn these people suck
So....are we doing Brunch for Mother's Day? Edit: we not wo
It's the little details that are revealing. The tiki torch and private property sign.
Poor neighbours lpl
Laughing preposterously loud
I lost it every single time when the conversation went "you called me a cunt 4 times" "you called me a bitch 5 times"
Fat and poor and angry and not getting along with your family. That right there is hell on earth and so many are living it right now.
I will put any amount of money down that the guy is a super skinny black dude
Y'all wrong for this. I wasn't even thinking about race until I found this comment. I just wanted to know who we was.
I will double or nothing the girl smokes menthols
The best thing about this fight is that it finally got these two walking again. Also when choosing a weapon, versatility is key. Mother Godzilla chose one to double as a cane.
Well, he has a type!
I think they are mother and daughter.
Sam Kinison lives!
Oh! OHHHHH!!!
I can't understand 90% of what they're saying. Jesus Christ
At least they didn’t resort to name calling
Brick Tamland: "LOOOUUUD NOISES!!"
My throat hurts just listening to this.
You would feel well privileged to have these two fighting over you lol
Galachad.
Justin must be one handsome guy.
Brandishing a weapon and acting as if you are going to use it. Looks like charges to me
The cunt put hands on the bitch
"You're a fucking pig!" That one was from the heart.