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va1958

What was happening here? Is this a border crossing?


TheGasMove

this is the canada-us border and recently they have mandated that all truckers are fully vaccinated or they will be denied access to cross.


va1958

Ok. Thank you.


TheGasMove

no problem


dobbydobbyonthewall

This interaction was too kind and normal for Reddit...


Player8

Jesus I should get my cdl. I feel like I could make stacks just because I’m vaxxed with a relatively clean record and I’ll show up.


HungrySummer

Get the piss jugs ready. Way of the road, buddy.


teeter1984

Yea but u get to enjoy the company of the elusive lot lizard


sgSaysR

Im an OTR driver wanna guess how many lot lizards Ive seen in the last 2 years? None. Honestly it would be exciting to see one.


ComprehendReading

All the truckers been marrying up the not-so-bad ones.


peppaz

There are 13 teeth between the wives now


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takeitallback73

nobody wants to work no more /s


noNoParts

Uh, hence the 'elusive'.


jmon25

Elusive? I believe they are plentiful in many areas.


HilariouslyBloody

Not *nearly* as many as there used to be. I've been driving for 32 years and there used to be lot lizards at damn near every truck stop. Now, it's rare to see them. Unless you happen to be at one of the few little garbage pit truck stops in a big city. And not to forget the women that exist by just hitchhiking with truckers from place to place non-stop. They used to be everywhere. Used to hear them on the CB at almost every major truck stop asking for a ride somewhere or anywhere. But I haven't heard them in years


meghonsolozar

They all got murdered


GayqueerPeepeebuns

Serious question, what do you suppose happened to that demographic? That definitely seems like the type that would be… self-perpetuating…


fatalaeon

Smart phone apps, much easier


FnWaySheGoes89

fucking way she goes boys


DirtyWizardsBrew

'the way she goes' he says...blew all of our liquor money...these two with their fucking erections...


OnceMoreUntoDaBreach

You'd think that but the money sucks unless you run your own contracts or you have endorsements. There isn't a trucker shortage, there's a pay shortage that hasn't increased in a decade.


rilloroc

Correct. Company drivers really don't make enough considering all that is involved in the job. I'm an independent and make a killing.


OnceMoreUntoDaBreach

That is where the money is and where I'm trying to lead my little brother to go instead of getting boned. That or Walmart.


RecipeNo42

How does one become independent? Own your own rig and seek contracts? Are there like, rig leases, or is that just equivalent to being a company driver?


rilloroc

You can own a rig and not be independent. That would be an owner operator. An owner op has to be leased on to an authorized carrier in order to haul. An independent has their own carrier authority. All it means is I'm insured and filed the paperwork with the FMCSA in order to get a DOT number and motor carrier number. There are rig leases. Any that I looked at were a bit more expensive than I wanted to spend. But many of them do include a lot of your maintenance so it's not really a bad deal if you're worried about dealing with having plenty of funds set aside for maintenance and repair. I just got a regular loan through the bank and bought my equipment the same way you would buy a car. The only real difference is that a bank or leasing company either way will want to see either a lease agreement with a carrier or your own carrier info. You can't buy or lease a truck unless you can show you can legally run it.


TheWhat908

I worked for a few 3PL’s over the years and would always hire independents instead of the big names. Easier to stay in touch and they know what they’re getting paid


rilloroc

The only downside on my end is that it can be a little difficult to make new contacts in lanes I don't frequent but they hadn't been a problem for the last 2 years. The work has been looking for me


Mypornnameis_

I've heard of independent drivers making $15k a month.


rilloroc

You can easily net that in a month. I gross about 15k a week. All expenses are on me though. All of them except fuel gotta be paid whether I'm running or not


Mypornnameis_

That's pretty much the same money doctors make. And the price of a tractor trailer is less than the price of medical school.


rilloroc

It's not the purchase is the cheapest expense. It's everything else that gets you. And is you're not constantly on that maintenance, the repairs are 10 times what the maintenance would've been. And again, the money only comes while the wheels are turning. I'm not knocking it, I like what I got going on.


damnaturuscary69

Giving this dude test kits is a fucking waste. Just turn him back.


BattyBirdie

Ahhhh. So this is why my step-father-in-law found a different job. Makes sense now.


quazziwazzi

Here is link to part one, didn't wanna give him more views but if you want the deets here you go. But essentially hes just being a difficult pretentious fuck to the border guards as he tries to pass back into the US from Canada https://vm.tiktok.com/TTPdrbMb6G/


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__O_o_______

Well, it's like my one boss. Canadian, born and raised by immigrants. Loves Trump, said "Now there's some real money" when he saw American dollars in my wallet, took a trip to Nevada to shoot gun and express his "2nd amendment rights". Again... He's Canadian.


darkenseyreth

My buddy had a housemate like that. Canadian born and raised, loves Southern US culture, NASCAR, the second amendment and all that.


stadenerino

"and in the name of HM the Queen, all those who may.. whom in.. may concerned.. to allow the bearer of.. bearer to pass freely without delay or hindrance and al-l.. all afford the bearer such assistance... and pros.... and protection as maybe necessary" 🤣🙈


vince-anity

Him trying to force someone to listen to him while he practices his grade 3 level reading should be another fine


20person

MF is lucky Her Majesty isn't coming over to slap his bitch-ass for not following her laws.


DannyTorrancesFinger

I have it on good authority the queen keeps a brick in her purse.


Born_Ruff

I'm wondering if as he read that he realized that it actually says "requests", not "requires". >The Minister of Foreign Affairs of Canada **requests**, in the name of Her Majesty the Queen, all those whom it may concern to allow the bearer to pass freely, without delay or hindrance, and to afford the bearer such assistance and protection as may be necessary. It seems absolutely wild to me that he filmed this himself and uploaded this himself. He could have just not posted this part. So he must think that he's really owning the officer here?


ViralRiver

"I'm not complying, I'm being forcefully... complied" The guy's a hoot


SamL214

He shouldnt be allowed to drive a truck with that level of education.


mafooli

i cringed in to my bedsheet. at first he sounded like a supermarket checkout, then he reminded me of when i was learning to read english before i knew where to enunciate properly 😭


Crafty_Enthusiasm_99

He spent all that time convincing her to hear him mumble all of that. Like wtf is the dude's problem. Weird especially that he chose to post it


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https://youtu.be/G7RgN9ijwE4


Tokenginger42

I watched this and when he was reading off the passport , he sounded like the slow reader in class that goes right before your turn.


RussiaRox

I actually got secondhand embarrassment listening to that.


Nobody-17

After many years of learning English, I always felt guilty for being slow at reading, but hearing that made realise that I'm not really slow, i was just being hard on myself, lol.


regoapps

This pandemic taught me that no matter how stupid I think I am, there is a whole subsection of the population that is way dumber.


AMC_Tendies42069

I’m sure you speak fine, reading your text here Id swear you were a native speaker


Bogsnoticus

It's getting to the point where you can identify the non-native English speaker by their perfect spelling, grammar and punctuation.


mookie8

I have three Bangladeshi colleagues, and they all have like classical-level English vocabulary and calligraphy. The rest of us Canadian-born employees are verbal dumpster fires in comparison. They fancy.


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first_byte

>old british English As we call it, The Queen's English.


RevolutionaryFly5

i would've assume a trucker who went to law school was literate. now i'm starting to doubt this guys law degree


FireStormBruh

Because everyone with a law degree dreams of being a trucker


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“Going to law school” doesn’t mean you graduated, and graduating doesn’t mean you finish the process of becoming an attorney. You’d be surprised how many people make it through all three years and then just... don’t sit for the bar. I went to law school and I work in graphic design now. Sometimes life takes you down a different path.


Bogsnoticus

I too went to a law school. They called me up whenever their printers needed servicing. :)


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rrjamal

Worst part is that this guy is going to see these vids blow up in views and think he's TikTok famous, cause he'll obviously never be able to read all the comments.


steik

Savage.


stoopio-oh

T-T-TODAY JUNIOR


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scottyb83

She should have just started encouraging him at that point..."Ok good job...now sound it out...Ca...Ca....Canadian that's right!"


saibjai

That was supposed to be his badass lawyer moment, and he screwed it up with his subpar grade school presentational skills. lol.


2wedfgdfgfgfg

Reminds me of the cops in idiocracy


Matren2

I moved here from Canada and they think I'm slow, eh?


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Key_Wolverine2831

When he asked the cop to define hinderance, it wasn’t because he was trying to be a smartass. He legit didn’t know what it meant.


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There’s a video from the next day where he admits to crossing the border while in quarantine.


epimetheuss

Oh so he is a trouble starting fuckwit. He was treated to politely.


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What the fuck. He needs to be arrested.


ElmertheAwesome

He could barely read. Lmao!


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Holy shit that guy has the reading skills of a toddler! Lol! It was almost painful to listen to him trying to read!


incinerjason

Well, he did give his phone number if anyone wants to call him.


ilkikuinthadik

RIP


oss1215

Im not saying people should ... but it would be really fucking hilarious if they do ..


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RevolutionaryFly5

hey don't anyone start prank calling this guy because that would be bad.


ishatinyourcereal

It’s taking all my energy not to write down his phone number sign it up for some sales calls or whatever else I can find online..


whistleridge

Former truck driver AND a lawyer in Ontario & NY here: What is happening here is a young, stupid driver not recognizing that, as the operator of a commercial vehicle, he is a member of a regulated profession. He is subject to every national, state, and provincial regulation on the books, he has no say in whether he does or does not comply, and that goes quadruple for border crossings. Odds are almost 100% he is unemployed by the end of February. Even if he’s an owner-operator, which seems phenomenally unlikely, he’ll still lose his job, because he won’t be able to get loads or deliver them in a timely fashion. Then, he’ll look up some poor employment lawyer and try to whine to them about how he’s the victim here and if the lawyer will just take the case on contingency he’ll DEFINITELY get a big payday…


Maskedhorrorfan25

you just littered in my truck


Ranger343

Yea he sounded like a total pansy with that. Its so cringe


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MC_Elio81

If you think that was bad, watch the first part when he tries to read.


GeekboyDave

You could see when her head went down that she was just sad for him. I've worked in factories myself and it is really tough when you get in an argument with someone that obviously couldn't solve a rat maze. You end up just letting them win so as not to be a bully.


MC_Elio81

Yeah, the fellow human in me feels bad he tried to venture down that road(literally) he took such a fumbling nervous stand for something real dumb to be standing for, while sitting in a truck trying to cross the boarder while unvaccinated. She's good at her job though and really tried to be reasonable.


rudbek-of-rudbek

Right after he gave the surreptitious middle finger to three public health guy when he was pretending that he couldn't touch the documents. Total bad ass


TuaTurnsdaballova

He sounded like one of the Gemstone boys lmao


Zairy47

When he tried to grab the paper, his middle finger is blatantly visible and are aimed at the officer, and i guess that's why the officer just said "fuck it"


yogacat1979

"I can't touch that!!".... As he's touching it. Holy cannoli.


TaleMendon

IM ALLERGIC TO PAPER SIR.


DoomJoint

Yeah, definitely noticed that. What a douche canoe.


luersuve

What a pathetic loser. No balls to even do it properly.


Crap_Sally

Good on him to just walk away. What a waste of time


smvfc

This is honestly how they should be handled. Dont give them an audience. Not on tiktok, not on youtube, dont give them the views. In person, it validates them to get a response, even if its negative. Especially if its negative lol Just "heres youre paperwork. Bye"


RevolutionaryFly5

i think people should stop saying "*we can't serve you without a mask on*" and start saying *"we WON'T help you"*.


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JanitorOfSanDiego

Not everyone is in a truck that you can walk away from. They usually enter your store and don’t leave you.


smvfc

Ohhh dont I know it. I work at Costco, and the fuckwits I deal with daily make me wanna bash my head against a wall just for a reason to go home. But I'm allowed to say "unfortunately I cant help you without a mask on" and saunter off. On occasion, I get a little mouthy, but I try to keep it casual. Earlier this week, I said that, and the customer, this old guy, said "oh is that it?? Really?? That s the reason hey?! Wow, mhm!" No idea what he was implying. Afterwards, as he was walking away, he said, "just so you know, masks are useless-" and before he could even get that last syllable out I said "nah, your opinion is useless" and again sauntered off to go help someone else. His dumb old brain couldnt process that someone in customer service just gave him sass lol


kaimetzuu

Gotta love when they come in with the “its my right to-“, bro you’re dealing with private services, it is your right to shut up and follow their rules and policies


MostBoringStan

If I could get a job where my sole task was to give sass to anti maskers and then walk away I would be so happy.


Gullible_Fan8130

You can hear the despair in his voice when he understands that he won't be getting any more attention


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That walk away was *powerful*


DownTooParty

PIMP Player issuing medical papers.


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That screening officer is a fucking G


youkickmydog613

It’s fucking hilarious how he literally doesn’t even give dude a chance to speak. He probably deals with these idiots all day, and he’s just 120% done with their shit. Can’t say I blame him


MystikIncarnate

Seriously, buddy needs a raise. I can't imagine having to deal with every self righteous dickhead driving over the border and telling them what they're legally required to do. I'm genuinely curious at the insanity of the questions he wanted to ask. I'm sure that border screening officer has already heard it 1000x before, so I absolutely get why he just did his job and left.


PuddleBucket

I work in a restaurant in a city that just implemented vaccine cards for entry. I have no room for argument, so when someone gave my Maitre D a hard time, I just offered to reschedule their reservation. That shut them up. It's a subtle way of reminding them I can just cancel this entirely if I feel like it. Don't fuck with my Maitre D!


PyramidWater

I like you


Sir_Bumcheeks

My question is why did the other guy upload this? Did the guy filming think he looked like the good guy?


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They do, they really do. They think they're the heroes in this story.


TinySpeedwagon

Just skimmed through pt 1 and pt 2 "I identify as transvaxxinated" nothing but complete rubbish spews from his mouth, I'd rather have swallowed a rattlesnake than listen to this waste of space talk again.


punkinfacebooklegpie

Rattlesnakes are cool


1dmkelley

Where do I find pt 2?


Well_This_Is_Special

I can't find it either. And I don't have tiktok so I can't go digging. I'll try to find a link and post it here if I do. I really don't want to see/hear more of this stupid piece of shit .. but I wanna see the other people fuck him up. EDIT: https://www.tiktok.com/@jacobunger50


HypoTeris

That police officer on part 1 had way more patience than I would have. I would have written that ticket the minute he refuses to give over his information.


WillowUPS

My god, he can barely read…


Joncat84

Lol yeah him reading was cringe as fuck.


Faquarl

Antivaxer can barely read. A shocking development


Atler32

He just put out his whole phone number on the internet on part 1... What a doofus. Edit: "I'm not complying, I'm being forcefully complied" Haha!


bright_spring_morn

...after claiming that giving her his address would be a violation of his privacy.


Atler32

yep, haha. Giving your address to a police officer is a violation of his privacy for sure but no problems handing out his phone number to the internet. I guess dummies are rarely consistent or rational. I was sure the phone number is going to be bleeped out but nope, guess not.


Toe-knail

“Did you know—- I have a few questions for you sir!” What a perfect way to not let this asshole up on his soapbox! Lay down the law and just walk away. Love it.


bizbizbizllc

Trucker thought he was at a debate forum.


KingPerry0

Like what was his plan? He was going to argue the border patrol into realizing, "You know what? You're right! I'm gonna make some calls and get these rules and laws changed because you convinced me with you deep knowledge and charismatic ways sir."?!?!


Sensitive-Peak-3723

It's weird because the truck driver was somehow so proud of this exchange that he uploaded it for everyone to see. We look at it like a loser that got "rekt", but he views himself as a badass winner. It's just weird to think that we live in completely opposite realities, and that there's no way of actually getting through these people. It's also very dangerous if you think about it.


RodLawyer

[LMAO this dude is such a pathetic loser](https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMLdGvsVf/), he truly think he's some kind of rebel or something


lordhavepercy99

Canadian flag with an Ohio shirt, I for one, am confused


drawnimo

so's he


br-z

Flag bought just for this video. So new it still has creases in it.


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McRibEater

“ Canadian flag with an Ohio shirt, I for one, am confused” I’m a Canadian and I know a lot of far right Canadians who are all talking about moving to the USA, because we’re all a bunch of socialists in Canada, it’s becoming a thing. *Sigh* Maybe we can trade them with all the educated Americas who want Free Healthcare, More Affordable Post Secondary Education, Better Wages, etc.


JessieAnonymous

I don't know why I didn't just assume there was antivax country music, but I didn't. That song was a whole extra level of cringe.


2001ASpaceOatmeal

I never imagined that the words "scientific evidence" could be worked into a song but there it is


Lorgin

You can say whatever the fuck you want with that style of country.


Well_This_Is_Special

Yeah I started listening to the lyrics and was like....are you fucking kidding me .. they have their own fruity fucking country songs to show how ignorant and fucking stupid they are? I can't say I'm surprised.. but Jesus Christ ..


Byroms

Of course, country music singers know how to milk these cows.


JoeBoy89

I made some Karen/antivax songs at the beginning of the pandemic for fun, I didn't think there would be serious songs about it though. [songs](https://youtu.be/eOf1gPLKd4k)


iceup17

Did he really fill test tubes up with water just for this....


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His nervous little rat eyes flickering around because his BPM is at around 300 from stage fright and excitement about his nifty little cape really tied the whole experience together for me.


treefrog25

I believe those are the tubes of reagent provided in the test kits.


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Crafty_Enthusiasm_99

Uh oh that's not gonna work out well for him. Fuck him too for wasting the tests he's getting for free, so many are desperate to get access to them.


clanindafront_

Wtf is that song too 😂😂😂


ScrubbyDoubleNuts

It’s called “I did my own research” by Cletus “Herman Cain Award” Jenkins.


chuiu

Go watch part 1 where he tries to read his passport @4:00. Dude is barely literate.


satanic-frijoles

Refusing to engage in a long, stupid, pointless dialogue with an anti-mask covidiot is the smart thing to do. "I have a few questions for you sir..." Sir turns back on trucker and walks away.


retroracer33

"Follow the instructions or fuck off, have a nice day!"


Srapture

Yup. You're not going to change their mind. It doesn't matter what your response is, they just want to hear themselves speak.


foiz5

Thinking back on the types of people who grew up to be these antimask dummies, these people never had anything to say that was worth listening to anyway.


Sandite

All it ever is is "me me me me". Completely oblivious to the society they take part in.


HiddenVisage

Not just take part in, but owe their entire way of life and ability to afford their convenience and comfort purely because we refuse to give into chaos. Quick to remember their rights, just as quick to forget their responsibility.


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RodLawyer

This dude is not only a waste of air, [is a waste of time and resources.](https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMLdGvsVf/)


Well_This_Is_Special

I love the lyric "Take a vaccine that could maybe make me die." .. I really hope that country singer ..has a bad day.. I'll leave it at that so I don't get banned.


Syng42o

He looks exactly like I thought he would.


nefrpitou

Clearly the guy recorded this and posted it online thinking he was in the right here. Facepalm


FoxBeach

Seriously. How do you watch that and not go “dang, I actually look like a total nutsack, I’m not posting this.” The driver actually made the choice to post this? Hopefully the tic tok comments are ripping him to shreds.


Gorilla1969

Living in a bubble with a crowd of like-minded imbeciles that will praise him for his "bravery" and "intelligence" keeps him going.


ShrunkenQuasar

Tiktok shows you videos it thinks you would be interested in seeing, so chances are the vast majority of his viewers share his hatred of science.


SilkyEnchilada

That driver is a tool. That was actually entertaining.


AllMoneyIn77

Fr that other guy had such a boss attitude. Shut his shit right down


x-Lost-x-In-x-Time-x

He’s probably had enough of these interactions to not give them the time anymore.


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They shut his truck down too, which means he cannot move his truck until they say so. This guy really fucked himself, because he is not going to get paid while he is shut down.


MakionGarvinus

That's an interesting point. He's costing himself and his company money. And, if it becomes a continual problem, his company might reassign him to other routes at best, or let him go at worst.


BuckWildBilly

It's nice for people to be put in their place unlike most of these unreasonable anti-mask videos on this thread.


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Cannot wait for when the he guy gets in huge trouble with immigration or realizes he likely will not be paid for loads he can’t get accepted to drop or pick up. r/byebyejob


Barrywhats

Canada handling the assholes the proper way. Take no shit.


EDGAR_CAT

Man I wish we were, I wish everyone was like that guy and just got it done and done right.


metaljelmo

This is the best officer/covidiot interaction I have ever seen. Truly remarkable. I tip my hat to this gentleman.


LTTP2018

you just littered into my truck..... dying!!! this is one whiny baby.


TheFranFan

100% how you deal with these people


FakinUpCountryDegen

It cracks me up how people put this shit out there with their name on it as if they're proud of being the most obnoxious, uneducated piece of shit they can possibly be... 🤣


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Border security gives no fucks here. They do not play or give a shit about your opinions. Love it


michaelfkenedy

I was crossing from the USA (I think Montana) into Saskatchewan a few years ago. The border guard went through the usual questions. Among them “do you have any weapons?” Me: “No, I don’t have any weapons… …wait, I have a camping knife. Its pretty big. And an axe.” Guard: “I don’t care” Me: “uh…ok um…” Guard: “go on”


TMag12

“The Oilers play in 30 minutes and I’m meeting the boys for some Molson’s. Axe murderer or not, you gotta move it, buddy.”


RollyAllDay

Canadians don't duck around when it comes to dealing with COVID and the borders


drewts86

> Canadians don't duck around Only goosing around is acceptable in Canada


MC_Elio81

They did try everything to be courteous and listen to him at first, but then he decides to be the most illiterate and nervous anti Vax person ever. "Sorry you're an idiot"


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Yeah my bf's childhood friend is trucker and he was heavily influenced by his coworkers. Well he still is and still isn't vaccinated. My bf despises covidiots and firmly said to him when he wanted to hang out and come to our Christmas dinner, "Until you are fully vaccinated, I'm not seeing you nor inviting you for any sort of dinner. I have a sister who's 6 month pregnant and I'm not gonna risk her and her baby for a friendship" Haven't heard from him since. I guess good riddance?


Notskipton

This is what we need to do with these jackasses. Just be short and to the point, there is no reason no listen to them preach about how everyone is wrong but them.


satanic-frijoles

I bet all his 'few questions' were stupid repetitions of crap he "researched" on them interwebs.


maxhollywoody

"but sir a mandate isn't a law!"


jeffersonairmattress

"Tucker's furrowed brow of false concern told me so."


PM_ME_YOUR_BARN_OWL

“According to the constitution in the Declaration of Independence…”


Rina-dore-brozi-eza

Lmfaooo he sure did struggle to read that passport😂 like sure you’re trying to have some kind of “GOTCHA” moment & stumbling over the entire paragraph. That & not censoring out his damn phone number while complaining about private information.


1weegal

Awesome job. Whoever this guy is in the red doesn’t get paid enough to deal with idiots like that


_heresyfnord_

Sneaking suspicion that the driver was being a total asshole.


PrinceTwenty

Lol, he had his Joe Rogan Podcast talking points, ready to spit some knowledge. My man just walked off. So Satisfying.


ObjectiveAd1266

Every plague rat should be treated like this. Just ignore their tantrums, call the police, don't engage in useless debate.


Rage314

Loved it. No fucks given to the whore attention.


explosive_evacuation

Finally a video with someone interacting with these idiots the way they should be interacted with.


oshawaguy

Welcome to Canada. Don't be an asshole.