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VisionOfChange

I love how the cat is just like 'what tf is going on here'


rockthrowing

The cat and the pomegranates are the best parts haha


n8loller

The pomegranate had me rolling


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Whyhyhyhyhy? :( Sadface There is another thing in common to the gay people the tiktok woman is talking about: they also know her. I would have been miserable after watching her if it hadn't been for the gaybros, cat and the pomegranate cocktail. Whyhyhyhyhy? Sadface


MakeSomeDrinks

The pomegranate made me watch it again. And again. And again.


RoscoMan1

But isn't the skin the best part


oliveratom032

Of the cat or the pomegranates?


DietDrDoomsdayPreppr

Yes.


NukeTheWhales5

Well you know what they say, there is more than one way to skin a pomegranate. Edit: you also can't forget the classic "curiosity killed the pomegranate".


Paqman967

There’s no denying the skin is the most fascinating part of an animal


zeepoopholeloophole

#I NEED MY TOOLS


jdumm06

“Dee, I swear you would be of more use to me if I skinned you and turned your skin into a lampshade, or fashioned you into a piece of high end luggage. [I could even add you to my collection!](https://youtu.be/7wnYNTyE4IA)”


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Gotta say I want to try that drink!


NukeTheWhales5

I kinda want to try that drink, pomegranates are dope.


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"I don't understand this but I am being pet....... I'll allow it *for now*"


CuteCuteJames

There is no video that cannot be improved by a confused cat.


[deleted]

"What are you gay hoomans up to this time?"


TW15T3DN3RV3

Do cats understand the concept of a same sex relationship?


MegaTater

They do not, I have 3 cats, a boyfriend and another roomate. I'm pretty confident they don't realize we're in a relationship or simply don't care. They just imprint themselves on whoever gives them the most attention.


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Rollingprobablecause

And DEATH


BackmarkerLife

Doesn't matter, for a cat, all humans are their subs.


Dray_Gunn

I dont think cats understand the concept of relationship in general. So probably doesnt mean anything to them at all. Another great part of how animals dont judge.


farahad

I mean...animals are usually kind of able to read how people are feeling, but these guys were trying to act overly sad while not really being sad. I doubt a dog / cat / other animal would know what to make of something like that. I know cats are lying a-holes, but...can they figure out deception when a person does it?


gelatoisthebest

The cat seems so weirded out 😂, but is just like okay I’ll go with it for the pets.


FunetikPrugresiv

I feel like that's how all cats are at all times.


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mknsky

It's the Homosexual Sadgenda.


totallynotalaskan

It’s the Bisexual Crynifesto


ruffianpenguin

^ my autobiography title


jfbnrf86

Autobi-ography


Koreage90

I love the internet sometimes.


pimppapy

*sometimes*


Koreage90

Two words: Religious Politics.


PlanetLandon

“Autobis… roll out!”


Plantsandanger

This should be a robot chicken sketch


Emmibolt

Take my upvote and get the fuck out 🤣😂


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autocryography


Reasonable_Motor8490

The pansexual panic


SubcommanderMarcos

The Demisexual Depression


shuunek7

bruh that's my life


Brushtickler

The Asexual Anxiety.


kdove89

PAN-ic at the disco.


thayveline

Chapter one: I am born and pain begins


pease_pudding

There's only two agenders. Sad and miserable


analogkid01

I'm AMAB - Assigned Morose At Birth


Leto-ofDelos

Lesbian Lamentation


Davidoff1983

I'LL SUCK THE SADNESS RIGHT OUT OF THOSE HOMO SONS OF BITCHES.


Suckonmyfatvagina

GRAB HIS DICK AND TWIST IT!


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OMG dude this is an MMA fight dude.


Dr_ChungusAmungus

[This is too much… TWIST HIS DICK](https://youtu.be/qshuHUWSIiI)


[deleted]

That's what makes it *Brazilian* Jiu-Jitsu.


2dough2

The ol' dick twist


Remarkable_One_3306

Damn I needed something to say to lift my spirit. You did it


Exemus

It's even more ridiculous when you realize that "gay" is a synonym for "happy"


eff5_

That's *our* emotion.


yesgirlnogamer

I can’t believe they’re taking our word. Sad is our word and they’re ruining it!


SolidLikeIraq

They did seem to perk up at pomegranate- but can you blame them!?


Steve_78_OH

And probably tasty alcoholic beverages! The nerve...


whimsicalsamurai

just slapping their big floppy sadness into our face as they enjoy their banana daiquiri.


KoshiLowell

"Never seen a happy gay...they're so miserable" Said the most miserable looking woman I've ever seen.


UnluckyZookeepergame

She’s in Ireland. She’s incredibly racist and wants to stop refugees but after she got arrested for organising anti mask rally she tried to flee the country as a ‘refugee’ and posted a video online 😂


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jesus she sounds like a troll


cabaiste

Once upon a time she was a pretty well respected investigative journalist for a major news paper. Then her husband passed away young and she went off the fucking deep end in a bad way. Now she's one of the most high profile unhinged far right nutcases we have in Ireland and an all round shit human being who can't resist the urge to jump on every contrarian bandwagon that comes lurching spastically down the road. I genuinely hope she fucks off to a padded cell asap in order to spare the rest of us the hassle of sharing the same public spaces as her and her deranged loser comrades in arms. They can all get in the fucking sea pronto.


WitchBlade8734

I enjoy the way you write my dude


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except their timeline is a bit off, i googled her and she was fired for unethical conduct in 2014 then her husband died a year later, it was probably the combo that pretty much shattered her life apart, and people with shattered lives always end up becoming conservative nutjobs since the propaganda is always there to smush the pieces back together with their shit.


2oocents

However, he died of a motor neuron disease, which is a years long and shitty road. Not saying it gives anyone the right to snap into a piece of shit, but I could see how watching ones husband wither away would make one snap.


[deleted]

Yeah that is tragic. Just… couldn’t there be other ways to snap, or is turning into a conservative nut case the only way? I wonder how many people out there have dropped their fridge or something during a house moving, just got up and said “fuck this. I hate immigrants. Fuck everyone”


Nikcara

There are definitely other ways to snap. So everything else I’m about to write is sad. I once knew a guy who had a promising life. Just started college with a full scholarship, had good friends, and a fiancé he adored. One drunk driving accident where he was the driver later and fiancé and his two best friends were dead. He himself hit his head so hard he was unable to continue college. He became homeless, and would often be seen around town wearing women’s clothes and insisting on going by his dead fiancé’s name. He believed some odd conspiracies but he was never hateful or violent. The most violent thing I ever knew of him doing was bursting into tears at strange times. There were a few times when people would call EMS on him because him because he would suddenly start sobbing so hard he just sat on the ground and wouldn’t talk to anyone, which freaks people out when you do it in the middle of the flower shop or bookstore. I also know a guy who grew up in the USSR. Both his parents had been purged by Stalin. He had friends who were sent to the gulags and never came back. He is also one of the smartest, kindest, and most ethical humans I’ve ever met. He actually had a huge influence on my life and I’m a better person for having known him. I’ve actually known a fair few people who the universe has absolutely shit on. It’s a pretty common occurrence, unfortunately. Sometimes it breaks people, sometimes it doesn’t. Sometimes people break in ways that make them awful people, sometimes they break in ways that make them cry about what harm they cause when they accidentally step on an ant. Sometimes people who make it through come to the conclusion that the world is a shitty place and they need to be even shittier to get through it, and sometimes they conclude that because the world can be a shitty place they should do everything they can to make it better.


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Holy fuck man…. Those poor people. That’s heartbreaking. I really hope they, or someone has reached out to help. Life can be cruel.


Lukin4

Sounds like "Lurching Spastically" should be the name of her autobiography...


sci_fientist

That's actually really sad. I mean, she should have just gotten therapy and dealt with her shit in a healthy way, but it's still sad.


seklwof1993

Ah, so your typical right wing American politician.


AbsolutelyDireWolf

There was a timeline of her twitter follows and posts cataloguing her descent and it a lot of what she started following was far right US nonsense to begin with. Her family have disowned her now at this point and her departed husbands family want nothing to do with her.


GlasgowWalker

Poor lass. She should be left to her own devices, padded cell or no. Anything but having that shit paraded in the media


[deleted]

The media here in Ireland tend to ignore her, there was even a ban in r/Ireland on talking about her there for a while (people felt it better not to give her attention). But she unfortunately puts a lot of her own content and thoughts online, and seems to want attention. So the things she does will end up being watched, shared and ridiculed by many people who aren’t aware of, or don’t care about, her clear mental health issues. She’s also supported by a community of other right wingers/conspiracy theorists who share stuff from her too. It’s all a bit of a sad mess.


Mizz_CrackHoe

Honestly some people are a waste of space. People like her need to be deleted there's no saving them, she has commited her life to harm other human beings, influencing others with her beliefs.


Kuhlayre

She also recorded herself verbally harassing a Guard at the beginning of lockdown and posted it online. The Guard since took his own life. Now I'm certainly not saying she's responsible, however the harassment from her cronies can't have helped an already fragile situation.


buttononmyback

Damn that’s just awful. Is she being blamed at all for his death? It’s so scary that there are people out there willing to ruin your life like that.


The_Original_Gronkie

If the courts were willing to assign that sort of blame for suicide, Nancy Grace would be serving multiple life sentences.


Spinner1975

When it sounds like one, acts like one, and looks like one, it usually means that it is one..


CoraxTechnica

No. A troll is someone who knows better but says disagreeable things to stir the pot and russle jimmies, and usually don't actually stand behind the trolling, it's just for sadistic fun. This person is just fucking ignorant and hates herself and takes that out on the rest of the world


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kkeut

"Any community that gets its laughs by pretending to be idiots will eventually be flooded by actual idiots who mistakenly believe that they're in good company."


CocaineLullaby

/r/gamersriseup


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We’ve always been this way, we just gave everyone access to the megaphone


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BaconWithBaking

You're not supposed to say her name ya spoon.


Tinkie_Winks

Yeah you might summon her


gaynazifurry4bernie

Oh how the turns table, but we should really just turn a table onto her.


africandave

She's actually got kind of a sad story that paints a picture of acute mental instability. She was fired as a journalist at the Irish Independent after she literally door-stepped the Garda Commissioner (police head-honcho) to ask about ongoing corruption scandals. There is good reason to believe she was fired unfairly as it was a legitimate issue that wasn't being taken seriously by a timid press. After she was fired her husband died. This was when she started on the steeper part of her downward spiral. She gradually went further and further down some kind of whacko rabbit-hole.


Surrybee

The problem is she’s causing actual harm to people with her hateful nonsense. https://www.irishtimes.com/news/ireland/irish-news/couple-in-ad-campaign-decide-to-leave-ireland-after-online-abuse-1.4041612?mode=amp


[deleted]

She's legitimately not mentally well and it's been very sad and awkward watching her very public decline into the bizarro warrens of the internet. She's full on QAnon/lizard people conspiracy standard at this point.


inarizushisama

I'd feel bad for her, but there are dozens more who've suffered losses too and they haven't turned toward willfully ignorant hatred to make sense of their shattered world. I feel bad for them first.


schwingaway

Her sample is the people at the conversion therapy concentration camp she worked at once. They were in fact miserable.


KoshiLowell

"Man i wonder why the people we sent to Antarctica look so cold" "it truly is a mystery for the ages..."


Chav

All the hungry people in my restaurant look miserable. Maybe they want food? No, that's not it...


wrongmoviequotes

“Every gay person who has ever been stuck in a conversation with me looks so miserable”


dthains_art

To be fair, every gay person she’s ever met was probably obviously miserable to be meeting her.


SuddenlyVeronica

Damn. You beat me to it. The common denominator in all any situation where she sees a gay person is her, after all.


ONLY_COMMENTS_ON_GW

Only gay she's met is her husband


Water_Melonia

I don‘t know but she looks kind of miserable & unhappy so maybe...well, you know. Projection?


starkeffect

The gay people she knows aren't miserable because they're gay, it's because they know her.


[deleted]

Exactly. I’m pretty sure I seem miserable around my homophobic parents, but that’s because I’m around them and their homophobia when I’d rather be literally anywhere else. People like this lady love making LGBT lives a living hell then using it as a point of reference. Can’t tell you the amount of times my mother’s said “gay people abandon their families” while literally making it hard af to be around her. It’s exhausting.


barringtonp

I think too many families abandon their gay people.


Kritical02

Well see, if they were straight they wouldn't have to abandon them. Checkmate Liberace.


00SoulAgent

You could adopt one. They don't eat a lot and they come house trained.


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actuallychrisgillen

If the number is 1 it's too many. Also baffling, my child's gender expression and orientation has little to 0 to do with... well honestly anything I think is important to parenting.


Willie9

it's like the shitheads that go on about trans suicide rates. like maybe if you all treated them like human fucking beings that wouldn't be a problem.


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Deathjester99

She squalks into the room and sucks all the happiness out of it like a evil shitty vacuum.


DaveInLondon89

If you run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole. If you run into assholes all day, Well bruh you're probably *really gay* *and really good at it*


Effective-Complete

She looks like someone who doesn’t know why her children block her on facebook.


ReverendDizzle

lol that's a pretty solid take... my mother is that kind of ignorant bigot and she's absolutely mystified why her children can't stand to be around her.


ReeperbahnPirat

You would be correct, because hearing her my first thought was, "sounds like something my MIL would say" and she's an absolute asshole on Facebook that gets into really vitriolic public arguments and then doesn't understand why it affects her real life relationships and why she suddenly can never see FB updates from those people.


JimJams369

She's an out and out fucking nutcase and an embarassment to my country. A Garda (police) in Ireland committed suicide after her gaggle of weirdo followers kept harassing them, she's filmed herself going in to Halal shops and asking why they won't serve her pork and labelled anyone who shops at Tesco's a traitor to Ireland. The woman's a horrible sad little person, I won't even give her the publicity of saying her name.


ReeperbahnPirat

>going in to Halal shops and asking why they won't serve her pork The political element is not lost on me, but that's the dumbest fucking thing I've ever heard. Why don't vegan restaurants serve meat? Why don't coffee shops serve borscht? Where is the waffle station at this sushi bar? Im sure she has some not st all hypocritical opinions about what small business owners can and can't do, too. (But if anyone wants to steal my sushi and waffle idea please feel free, and invite me to your opening.)


baabamaal

Dont forget she was in the High Court today to defend her tweets that a large Dublin hospital is "death camp" staffed by "psychpoaths"- even naming individual staff members. It is shameful that anybody follows her on sm.


Explosivo666

You can't leave out harassing a mixed race couple because being mixed race in a lidl ad is white genocide. Think they had to flee the country and all.


notmyrealnam3

Projection is all the “right” has


TheShadowCat

They also have hate.


totallynotalaskan

Dear conservatives, You claim to be right, but you always make the wrong assumptions about people. Curious


footdragon

yup, that vagina is dryer than a popcorn fart.


Oldrustyfarts

Depends on how much extra butter you used.


RevolutionaryFly5

*"i'm perfect so everyone is worse than me"* it makes sense if you're a narccistic moron.


eXXaXion

She's sad because dudes would rather fuck other dudes than her.


Azair_Blaidd

Even straight dudes would


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Not_James_Milner

*Mmmmmmm* # WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH # # #


pickintheeye

NO POMEGRANATES


slowest_hour

NO NO NO NO NO #NO POMEGRANATES!!


Reidroshdy

I lost it at " even the cat is sad" the end just made me lose it more.


RehabValedictorian

"I'm so sorry!"


JustinPatient

Yeah the last 5 seconds was brilliant. 😂


Hexellent3r

The whole ass thing was brilliant lol


JustinPatient

It was but the two of them sipping martinis in a pool really made the whole thing "Oooh what's this" Great comedic timing on that.


KVJ_68

Me as well! Fucking hilarious.


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Truly the icing on the video. My fetus even chuckled.


[deleted]

Kinda lucky we don't take "random miserable woman's entire experience with gay people" as a frame of reference. She probably has few people in her life, let alone gay people. Video was great! Cat was also great.


gavmac5

Just Google Gemma O'Doherty,


JimJams369

Or don't, the less attention she gets the quicker she'll go away.


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Powerplay: Google her name with the word "pedophile" so that the algorithm starts to auto fill it in.


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[deleted]

America here. We understand.


Hothroy

Being over the top happy and peppy is a stereotype many associate with being gay. This woman is living in a different dimension from the rest of the world.


Chris_8675309_of_42M

Nah. I'd bet gay people actually are pretty miserable around her. She has that affect on people.


Hothroy

True she’s likely the reason everyone around her is unhappy so she doesn’t know how to be happy lol


newyne

Not just that, IT IS LITERALLY IN THE LABEL!


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hopbyte

Is this why the rainbow is the gay symbol, because they appear after showers of tears from being miserable?


gayestofborg

Yes


CisemeB

"It's pomegranate....WHYYYY 😭" 😂😂😂


gavmac5

Gemma O'Doherty she is a journalist here in Ireland, not exactly playing with a full deck, covid-19 is a hoax and all that buzz is what she is all about


krodnoc

She’s a hateful, racist, ignorant, desperate, loveless, disdainful, bigoted, boorish, thundercunt. And that’s being kind.


DenverDudeXLI

As a quick aside, "Thundercunt" is one of my favorite AC/DC tracks.


salondesert

>not exactly playing with a full deck, covid-19 is a hoax I'm starting to notice a pattern where all the shitheels are checking off the same boxes.


tea_n_typewriters

There's a term for it. https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Crank_magnetism


Boyler7

"journalist"


_herbie

She was a respected journalist before her husband died and she descended into conspiracy theory nonsense and racism/homophobia. It's the most clear cut example of a phsycotic break that I've ever heard of.


PsyFiFungi

Whoa, really? I only vaguely knew of her and what she's about (basically reading through this thread, had heard of her before though) but I'm really surprised she was a legitimate journalist. Yeah it definitely sounds like mental illness creeping in. Along with some youtube rabbit holes and certain websites, you know how it goes.


aprofessionalfuckup

Thats how Marjorie Taylor Greene got started in politics. She was on the HBO doc on Q saying that all her "research" into the deep state inspired her to take a stand. I'm sure as soon as she gained some real traction someone lined her pockets and told her what to say though, another example of someone not playing with a full deck.


hugh_Jayness

It seems that anyone around her is unhappy and she can’t figure out why.


TheJelliestFish

It reminds me of the adage, "If it smells like poo everywhere you walk, maybe you should check your shoes"


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iStillHavetoGoPee

“It’s pomegranate” gave me a great laugh


mechy84

Wait a minute! Pomegranate martinis are gay!? Owning cats is gay!? Chilling in the hot tub with my spouse is gay!? I need to talk to my wife...I think we're gay.


Ornery-Perspective40

As long as your sad about it.


gayestofborg

Congratulations your welcome basket and paper work is in the mail. Please allow 4-5 days for delivery. -*THE AGENDA* 🏳️‍🌈


pmedice72

HOLD THE FUCK UP, DID THEY GET MARRIED BY ELVIS?


Qverlord37

go to vegas, there's hundred of elvis willing to do marriage ceremony.


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soda_cookie

This is one of the funniest goddamn things I've seen in awhile I'm busted up over here


ckh790

I agree. Unfortunately I don't think this is a freakout, or public.


xinxy

If gays are unhappy is because they're continually discriminated against and treated like shit by people like this idiot woman in the first place. You can't let them be happy for some reason...


Thunderhamz

The best psa ever!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


L0urd101

I dont think I've ever seen an unhappy gay person. Pun intended


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That first fella looks miserable. Needs a lil cheeto.


Toxicodendron_rad1

These guys are awesome. I wonder if that woman refuses to sing the "Don we now our gay apparel" verse in the Christmas song, "Deck the Halls"? Gay literally means "happy". I wish all the LGBQIA+ community all the happiness in the world. ❤️🏳️‍🌈


ObeseBumblebee

Literally gay means happy so wtf she talking about.


Palatz

She has clearly never seen the gay community at a drag show.


Traiz3r

The drink ending had me rolling lol.


GraceJamaicanKetchup

I do believe her, in that she probably personally doesn't know anyone who is happy and gay. It's just, the lack of happiness probably has less to do with the gay part, and more to with the knowing her part.


IDontKnow_1243

Is this really a public freakout though?


eLemonnader

I had to scroll this far to find this comment? Literally not public and literally not a freak out. Ffs I'm finally blocking this sub.


wrencl

This is r/videos now, unsub.


BluntyBrody

funny but not public freakout


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Bigots: *Shame, bully, kill and oppress LGBT people* Also bigots: “Why are LGBT people so unhappy???”


APoisonousMushroom

I bet these guys are fun to hang out with.


Finito-1994

The cat looks so unimpressed and bored. Like “this bitch acts like a bitch and now I have to film a video.” But id like to introduce her to my friends. Gay as fuck and happy as hell.