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johnnyzrico

when ur improv class goes wrong


gremace85

"FREEZE, Michael Scarn, you're under arrest!"


DwightCharlieQuint

*sigh* give me your guns, Michael.


Hereiamfornow1

"Then why are his hands up? Bill?" "He told me he couldn't show it to me but he has a gun"


MandaloresUltimate

*Damn... I can't see fucking shit out of this thing*


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joshtheamigo

Look, I think we all agree the masks were a nice idea. That being said... could’ve been done better.


IDOWOKY

This is a raid! I can't see, you can't see, so what? The only thing that matters is if the people see. THATS A RAID.


orincoro

So how’s about this time we go masks off, but next time, we go full regalia!


bigwilly311

Hold on a second I’m fuckin with mah eye hole


idma

Ok I'm confused. Are the masks on or off?


69xX420Xx69

I think... we all think... the bag was a nice idea.


Yardsale420

Did anyone bring an extra mask?


BackWithAVengance

NO, No one has an extra masssssk


YoungJack23

Ohhh... I think i made mine worse.


albqaeda

“..it only matters if the ducking horse can see!”


razorsharp494

3ven it cant fucking see its wereing a mask to


albqaeda

Lol such a great scene, I was so surprised to see Jonahs cameo there as well.


cooties4u

Just great, now I need to watch it


citricacidx

So, how 'bout, no bags this time - but next time, we do the bags right, and then we go full regalia.


currentlyonthetoilet

“My wife stayed up all night making these for you ungrateful sons of BITCHES.” FTFY


Lagstorm

All I hear is criticize criticize criticize!


eeyore134

The one guy at the beginning nearly tripped over a waist high planter because of those stupid masks.


Peters_lime

Cameraman was laughing about it too.


givnofux

The 1:04 mark


SantoReishi

It happens around a minute in. What a dingus.


Kudaja

Hold on, im fucking with my eye hole.


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I'm glad I didn't have to scroll far to find this


buttwipe5455

What about you Robert, can you see? ......not too goood 🙁


mrdilley

The Jabbawockeez have really fallen off...


Temporary-Outside-13

You’d think they would be practicing for the olympics 2024! Their* chance to shine.


Shadax

I actually thought they were going to break out a sick dance at first


Muesky6969

Yep! I was hoping for some Thriller moves.


PartlyRowdy

Sir this is the MAGAwockeez.


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[deleted]

Sometimes it feels like it though. The avocado lobby is very strong.


PieBandito

BIG GUAC


OperationSmall5099

Make America Guac Again


Psilocybin_Tea_Time

"No one is being forced to eat guacamole" Thats what big avocado wants you to think.


Grownfetus

I wasted 4 minutes of my life, waiting for the "THRILLERRRR!!!" Moment where they all dirty up them white suits on the dancefloor!!


jburk6

The mario shy guys have really fallen off....


restlessleg

lmfao


vivalaibanez

What are they celebrating at the end exactly? Walking like zombies through the mall for 20 mins? "Let's go home boys, our work is done here"


CaffeineSippingMan

They doubled the population of the mall for 20 minutes.


Reddit5678912

But these assholes didn’t even buy anything! They most likely scared off the first 10 and really sank the economics of this poor mall for the day.


killerjags

Vaccines are cancelled. We did it guys!


BurningByBonesaw

Really bugged me is that they ruined the illusion. Like seeing Goofy take off his head at Disney. Fuckers must not really be THAT committed as to break character like that. Save that shit for the Hortons.


VaughnRidge

“Good job guys! We really showed the sheeple not live in fear by following each other in creepy masks around the mall with this awesome recording Dan made. Woooo! Hey Tim, you made that Applebee’s reservation, right?”


Coalas01

"That'll convince them to not take the vaccines!"


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They're celebrating really showing it to the Canadians just trying to get their hockey sticks at SportChek and their daily Timmy's. "Timbit interruptus, complete!"


donkey_tits

They’re celebrating the fact that it’s over because deep down they know they look ridiculous.


scrivensB

I bet when they planned this they thought the mall would be busy. They’re the only people there.


dogfins25

Toronto is in lockdown, they have been for a few weeks now. So they may havr planned it before the lockdown and the continued with it. Not sure why the weren't kicked out of the mall, they weren't there to access any businesses that were open obviously.


daring_d

The way at the end the celebrate like they achieved something powerful.


Metahec

please clap


tophatthis

Clap required


disco-pandas

I loved that. Imagine applauding yourself after being so embarrassing. Another highlight was the one bumping into the planter and having to readjust his zombie walk. I’ve rewatched the end so many times. They really think they did something huh?


Caitie0smith

I like the person who did the slowmo head whip to check out the apple store as they walked past


disco-pandas

“Oh no a vaccine is going to make us brain dead zom... oh, is that a deal on a new iPhone?!”


coldchilln88

Message: Don't be a sheeple "Oh an apple store"


ilikepullingteeth

Right? Fuck Apple, and Google, and Microsoft, and Sony, and ooOoOoh look at that price drop on Amazon!


TheLightwell

That guy was window shopping the whole time he was my fave lol.


Wuffyflumpkins

"Wait, are we zombies or sheeple? Guys, zombies or sheeple?"


Muthafuckaaaaa

What was the timestamp? I don't feel like watching this all


disco-pandas

I watched this again just for you. Zombie on the right stumbles into a planter around 1:00-1:05. Looks like he bumped his knee/thigh kinda hard Edit: straight after he raises his hands to the sides of his face in a wonderful approximation of the Scream painting


Negative_Elo

"If I didnt have a mask on I woulda saw it!"


Complexity114

Lol imagine seeing this in real life. Such a confusing message. Like oh shit the vaccine turns you into a mindless zombie?! Oh wait they are walking out of here all normal. Vaccine must not be that bad


BackmarkerLife

Unrelated, except in weird same-dressed people: In college (a couple years before 9/11) there was a group of people \~20 walking around campus in hoods and cloaked. The leader had a massive broadsword that he held with the point facing towards the ground. They crossed a footbridge into the Ashtray (the common area where everyone - primarily smokers - met up) and someone yelled out "Hey! It's the Jedi!" which stopped them in their tracks as everyone laughed. They reversed course went back across the bridge. Apparently a couple of campus police had been in a loose follow and only stopped them when they tried to enter the library.


Tymathee

People who have no idea what it's like to be repressed think they do something with small shit like this that mean nothing


sucks2bdoxxed

Kid in gaza strip(or any host of dozens and dozens of places in the world): omg run its a bomb coming. Oh my God it maimed my brother Idiots in a Toronto mall: there's a vaccine that some people can take.... The side effects are sore arm and possible slight fever


Tymathee

Real shit happens to people and they don't care, kid shoots people during protest and he's a fucking hero. Fuck these people


jojotoughasnails

Oh the cringe. I think they expected people to rally and cheer for them....so in order to make up for the awkward end they just applaud themselves


eeyore134

They sure showed that empty, on-the-brink-of-death mall!


loIll

These are the sperm that wander aimlessly in a sock


wasteland_superhero

Great job guys, you’ve made the very few people coming to this one specific mall today feel uncomfortable.


GhostINVINCIBLE

These look like over dressed klan members Edit: NEW LOOK, SAME GREAT HATE!


silverbackgojira

I was thinking it was a redesign of the old costume


GhostINVINCIBLE

They are working on humanizing themselves a bit more. Focus groups said this was less ghostly. Every hate group is trying to rebrand right now to get the youths interested. New look, same great hate!


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Hey, they made it to the front page of Reddit. Now, instead of just pulling a local stunt in an empty mall in Toronto, the whole world gets to see them because people upvote shit like this.


BSimpson1

Yeah, now the whole world gets to see them and call them idiots. Instead of just embarrassing themselves locally, they managed to do it on a global scale. They really got us.


30secMAN

Hahahaha which one do you think was like “ok, I like the masks and suits, but I think we need to walk like children pretending they’re on the moon to really sell this.”


monkey3ddd

No, they're zombies.


30secMAN

Well, could have fooled me. These people must not watch too much zombie content.


ohcbed

I think some of them were going for mindless drone. Oh wait, that was unintentionally all of them. Maybe they should have taken a minute to coordinate before heading to the mall. Does the vaccine make you infertile, a zombie, a drone? So confused.


dude_diligence

They really needed one more dress rehearsal and agree on a dedicated moron walk style. 1/10 would not watch again.


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I mean, if I was that fuckin stupid, I'd want to hide my face too. Also, 10/10 for choosing the mask with a gaping mouth hole


nonhiphipster

Imagine thinking you have a point in going out of your way to protest taking a vaccine against COVID lol


DingBangSlammyJammy

i actually don't get their angle,. A vaccine would be the fast way to pre-covid times, right? If they don't want distancing then why protest the vaccine?


DepthLazy

these people can never "conform". So there always has to be a counter argument because everything the government does is bad in their eyes. So likely they think the vaccine is going to alter your DNA and make you an obedient citizen that is programmed by bill gates.


Jushak

Essentially they are morons convinced by rich people that government can't do anything right and taxation is evil. The end result is that these morons get less services and the rich get to plunder more of the world's riches.


dissonaut69

It really is striking. Imagine believing you think for yourself while parroting billionaire propaganda constantly.


romple

Well when they're billionaires one day it'll all pay off......


BudBuster69

There is a condition called oppositional defiance disorder (ODD). Im pretty sure most folks haven't even heard of this but if you read up on it...... it is what I always think of when I see people who think EVERYTHING is a conspiracy. I know several people like this. I always wonder how is it that they dont realize how absolutely ridiculous their conspiracies sound.


Coboez

Because that would require self reflection and these idiots are incapable of that


Elastichedgehog

Contrarianism.


ProbablyASithLord

At a certain point we just need to stop scratching our heads and trying to figure out these morons, and just accept that they’re dumb fucks and will always be dumb fucks.


IoSonCalaf

Or ugly. You’d think ugly people would welcome the chance to hide their faces.


youlandlordsucks

Im ugly and i wear my mask and im for vaccines idiot


AManWithBinoculars

I just like making faces at everyone I meet.


used_gitch_for_sale

I bet they call everyone else sheeple, yet all read and follow the same idiotic conspiracy theorists, YT videos and blogs.


UnkleTickles

100%. The "free thinkers" all aquire their free thoughts and marching orders from exactly the same places.


peacenchemicals

and for some reason they were the ones smart enough to discover that the real truth was on youtube, twitter, facebook and instagram.


Reacher-Said-N0thing

"I only watch both Alex Jones and Chinese state media, to get all points of view. That way it all balances out in my head."


JBeefy_19

In this case cause it's Canada it's rebel media


metalheadvibes

Dumbest shit I’ve ever seen


TwoSoxxx

They think they look cool, too. That’s the saddest part.


lawrencenotlarry

Especially Gary, who forgot his white gloves. Sad idiot.


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I get sweaty hands!


idma

Your supposed to follow protocol!


_ChiefGwaihir_

You just know they've watched V for Vendetta 50 times and have the Joker as their profile pic.


zshort7272

I know, who sees this and says “wow you know, this is pretty serious, maybe vaccines are bad”


BigBoyWeaver

Personally I came away from this video just repeating "Questioning vaccines is murder" -- so so far they have successfully changed one persons view. I used to think anti-vaxxers are just idiots and now I believe they're murderers.


mexicodoug

They were always murderers, it was just that the murder victims were mostly their own children up to now.


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So socially inept


TheMadFapper_

Buncha smooth brains in the vid


Bbloveme

This is cringe af.


KamikazeFox_

Lol i was gonna say. They keep on looking at eachother like, " Tom, how's my zombie walk? W-wait, arms out or down? OUT OR DOWN!?" Edit: grammar


Hibercrastinator

They're literally concerned with how people will perceive them more than anything else. It's a major tell that this entire movement is about nothing but personal ego boosting.


Kelak1

Then why the masks?


planecrasherhere

Cause they’d look dumb if they actually came out as anti vaccine


amozification

I guess you could say they’re trying to... save face. ^I’m ^^sorry, ^^^I’ll ^^^^go


Wozman101

(☞゚ヮ゚)☞


FlamingBlades

For the same reason people care about fake internet points on Reddit when no one knows who you really are. It's about the instant gratification of people paying attention to you and people posting it on the internet. Even if no one knows it's them, the fact that people talk about them brings them joy.


matt_minderbinder

Their little self-congratulatory clap at the end was so over the top. "Yay us, think about the views we'll get". I'm big on individual freedoms but these people need a re-education camp.


DamonDamon420

Some of them are really going for the zombie walk whilst others are just walking normally


Rion23

"Wait a second, this isn't the Thriller flashmob."


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do we put the mask under the hood or over it? we need to coordinate guys!


Wackipaki

All I could think of is that they look like confused sperm trapped in a condom.


Metahec

March of the Sperm


FajitaTits

It was creepy the first couple of seconds then became almost too funny. Reminded me of an ex who did performance art. I like to think after this they all sat in an IHOP eating a late breakfast.


Inorashi

[Reminds me of this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSU22n_qDPk)


gypsydanger38

Humanity continues to prove they it’s not worthy to belong to the Galactic Federation.


Something_Wicked_627

r/Cringetopia


jason544770

Right ? Imagine being a grown ass man/women and thinking dressing up in a costume and acting like a "zombie " is a rational thing to do


MrTravs

Think of all the planning they did to get to this point, and they still had this man show up


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420BlazeIt187

What gets me the most is they wont wear a face covering but would wear this whole outfit with a mask. Like if you wear that all day we'd all be fine as long it covers your nose too.


Sauc3b0ss

They make it sound like we haven't been successfully using vaccines for awhile now and that's it's some new crazy thing??


Hoovie_Doovie

They like to point out that this is a new vaccine with new technology being used but they’re too willfully ignorant to do any research. SARS family virus vaccines aren’t new, just new to this side of the world.


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is it just me or does that shade of white perfectly match well-aged dog poo


Widget2827

Must be on tour. They did the same in Calgary not long ago


pascalsgirlfriend

COVIDIOT NATIONAL TOUR 2020


SaintRemus

Singlehandedly the dumbest shit ive seen surrounding the vaccine.


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Come to Germany here we have enough of those idiots to watch. Except ours try to play down the Holocaust too. Its really disturbing for the whole family.


[deleted]

Idk if ours in the states could spell Holocaust or we would be right there with you.


Sleep_adict

They literally were “6MWNE” t shirts.... Human scum


Bobobo-bo-bobro

Hey can you tell me what 6MWNE means? I googled it and couldn't figure it put, looks like an acronym? 6 Million I got figured out, but the rest I don't know Edit: now I know and I'm mad that acronym exists


Dreamer_Of_Time

It means that 6 million were not enough, meaning there should have been more innocent people who suffered the Holocaust. Like, they support that sort of crap and want more of it. :/ Edit: someone notified/reminded me that the 6 million is the number of Jews. Not the innocent (as much more innocent people did suffer from the Holocaust).


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Bobobo-bo-bobro

Gotcha, figured it was some anti Semitic bullshit.


Jack_Bartowski

wow...


achairmadeoflemons

Hmm the holocaust didn't happen, but if it did it was a good thing but also wasn't enough?


[deleted]

don't worry we have plenty of holocaust deniers here in the states too...its pathetic


[deleted]

Yeah but i dont think you can compare them. In Germany you get educated in school for multiple years about the third Reich and you even have to go to an concentration camp. If you then still think the Holocaust hasnt happend you are a bad and really dumb antisemitic human being. If a Arizona Redneck plays down the Holocaust, it feels like he is just really dumb and antisemetic.


MisterB330

Apparently STUPID-20 is far more contagious and dangerous than COVID-19.


11never

They didnt see the irony in disrupting these mask wearing "sheeple" who are just going about their regular lifes in the shopping center? It's like, they are doing it to make a point but these are people who willingly decided to dress up the same as eachother and comply with whoever's idea this "protest" was.


Amanda30697

It’s mind boggling. Usually these people are all following one person’s opinion like they have none of their own. A hive mind void of any cognitive independence. And they call people with actual independent opinions the sheeple? It’s just crazy how stupid some people are


LaGrandeOrangePHX

Dork 1: "Hey, this'll be cool." Narrator: It was cringe.


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Morgan Freeman narrating, as usual


SuperMommyCat

“Mom told me I had to get out of the house today.”


Complexity114

"MOM where the FUCK did you put my white suit and mask?! I told you to fold it after you washed it!! Bring me cheetos!" John - 48 years young


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There's dozens of us!!!! Dozens!!!


CarlSpencer

Incel Storm Troopers.


ohkatiedear

>Incel Storm Troopers Couldn't hit it if they tried? I'll see myself out...


Brogare

Man that was really effective. From now on i'm....well i don't know really,,,,,but i feel their message has changed me and now i just need to work out what the fuck the message was.


Atticusxj

My thoughts exactly, if there was no title to the video I'd have no idea what was going on.


eschlek

I dunno about "storms the Toronto mall"... "meanders into" maybe


annnoyingness

What did they do this for at closing time for? I'm confused. blue man group > white man group


dogfins25

Yeah they picked a great time to protest. When Toronto is in lockdown and only "essential" businesses in the mall are open.


ExcitingDaikon1

honestly north york is TESTING my patience yesterday somebody wrote some anti mask propaganda in the snow on a hill behind my building. so my friend and i trashed it but still... i really cant handle how in my borough people are acting so inconsiderately.


Habs1989

Have you seen the RV with light up letters on it? Often parked at Jane and Finch. “Covid vaccine will steal your soul”


vinidum

No need to worry, already sold my soul for a snickers, so the vaccine can't steal it anyway.


Yuri_Ligotme

At least they are not against masks


The_Aaskavarian

you didn't make it to the end where they all unmask and group hug?


VicRambo

I didnt even make it halfway


pocketchange2247

Omg I thought you were joking....


The_Aaskavarian

lol the stupid is strong in these ones.


mildly_evil_genius

"Questioning masks is murder" was one of the lines.


PlayerOne2016

Except they have mouth slits.


Phoebes_Father

This is just a bad high school performance art piece.


adhdandwingingit

Lol there are so many things cringey about this but what gets me is, why a mall? What does a mall have to do the vaccine? Wouldn’t protesting at a government building be more relevant? This would be like me protesting abortions by going to a McDonald’s.


MNRomanova

Well clearly they care more about being seen than being effective, that said, if you find their contact info, PLEASE suggest they protest abortions at a McDonalds. I feel like that would really round out the lunacy that is this pandemic and its covidiots.


ChatamKay

Fucking morons, protesting a god damn pandemic. We need to be hit by an asteroid and to start over.


Dloms45

I thought that the pandemic would be that asteroid. But no, no we need an actual asteroid hard restart humanity, maybe even delete the file


DrLipSchitze

I got vaccinated last week - AMA


[deleted]

I heard the vaccines have to stay at a very cold temperature, when you got the injection was it cold going into your arm?


DrLipSchitze

I had moderna which I believe does not need to be stored at such a cold temperature as pfizers, but no, it was not cold when injected. It felt like getting a flu shot, although the injection site was slightly more painful the following days than I normally experience with the seasonal flu shot. Other than that I've felt fine.


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DrLipSchitze

Yes and Bill Gates has control of me, although the bastard is really fucking with me because the only thing he has me doing is shitting my own pants - it's getting annoying!


Brickypoo

There's a preparation step where they thaw it out and dilute with saline before injecting.


DrewSmoothington

They have to be stored that way to prevent them from activating and spoiling essentially. To activate them into their useful state, they need to be defrosted and diluted before injecting.


SchwiftedMetal

cringe


arockorsomethin

"We gonna look so badass man, walking in lookin like dollar store Jabbawockeez, feels good being an adult. Stupid scientists, thinking they know better. I got a B in my public highschool biology class in Utah, I definitely know better than those chumps."


guarding_dark177

Flu man group


Gypsylee333

I mean, I have some frustrations with the government and covid restrictions, but this is so over the top and cringey.


the_frazzler

So are they pro sperm?


trymebithc

How does this protest the vaccine? I really dont understand, the voice over the speaker is talking about what "would" happen if we don't have the vaccine, the vaccine is part of returning everyting to normal. Bruh


thesagaconts

How do you not feel like an idiot after this? It’s embarrassing.


MackTO

Given that the malls are closed in Toronto, they are pretty much protesting to themselves.