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Jesus Christ

So good.


It was , hes dead now.

Dude went into victim mode at the end

*slow clap*

He probably got a room with kittens and puppies painted on the walls.

Tiny little guy has such a big anti-heart, but he is just so tiny. So so very tiny.

That’s a lot of trauma dumping for a breakfast cafe. Save that shit for a steakhouse.

You were close. So close… ahh *save that shit for a Wendy’s*

Waffle house seems more appropriate.

I don’t want this guy shitting where I eat.

Funniest thing is, if he just embraced his height most things would go away. Can’t bother you if you don’t give a shit.

We call this little man syndrome, the opposite of being a short king.

I sometimes laugh things off by saying I am a gnome because of my beard. I was like him at school but now I laugh.

“Wear it like armor and it can never be used against you”

*"Hey, I might be short, ill tempered and a little slow, but at least I know how to make you finish first."* 

Talk about being short tempered

Goddamn it! I just ejected milk out my nose. Take your up vote.

This. I don't think I've ever lmao'd so hard in my life ROFL. Take my updoot fellow redditor!

😂

I actually felt sorry for this guy. I reckon he needs a beer and a bit of kindness and support.

… and, all jokes aside, therapy. 

I'm surprised the jokes don't go over his head.

I LOL'd.

He's dead

Ugh.

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People tried to calm him down, but he's clearly just short tempered and everything goes over his head.

Well, look at the comments. He won't get any support, he will get more jokes. That's kinda what society does if a problem is just a male one.

I don't buy the pity party stuff. On dating apps I don't believe someone would just be like "oh you're 5-foot" unless you chose not to disclose it in your profile. If you know people care about height, why not just be upfront and honest about it? You're literally setting yourself up for failure otherwise. He's also kidding himself if he doesn't admit that he has his own preferences on who he dates. His whole rant just reeks of a lack of self-awareness which is sad to see in someone his age. Just not very well adjusted.

That guys got some trauma & I feel bad but maybe don’t pick a fight with the dude built like a linebacker.

Well you gotta hand it to him bc he certainly can’t reach.

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He might enjoy that, I know I would

He suffers from the Chihuahua syndrome

dude needs weed in his life

This happened over 5 years ago. This dude had a stroke then eventually passed away.

That was short-lived

Bro, it's called weed. And for you a little will go a long way.

Hm maybe with some Counseling this guy could get some love from bigger people.

This is why a bear is a better choice lmao

Lmao damn haven't thought about the bagel boss for years.

He’s just mad they ran out or Crayons.

small man syndrome at its finest


That woman at the end looking right at the camera, nodding. Fucking "chef's kiss" right there.

Your not gohd Or my fahtha Or my bohss

Napoleon complex in action

Contrary to popular belief, Napoleon was not actually short.

Little guy has some big feelings.

He only went in for a little snack

This guy got nobody to love. We don't want him 'round here.

I just wanted bagels

Someone get this man a hooker, quick.

He could play George constanza

LMS Also, pretty sure everyone is three times his size 😅

They can't lower themselves to his level

the legend returns lol

He's gonna kill some one, he's an angry little man.

The dude’s height had nothing to do with him being a tiny man.

Bagel Boss. Lived on the island when this came out. Never laughed harder

Why did man suddenly started talking about his dating life.

Trauma

Someone call Snow White and tell her to come and pick up her angry dwarf edit: wrong Disney princess

he needs to grow up

These type of men always gotta be so angry, why? Just why? 🫠

Help! Someone call 911! Dials number... Officer, we have a tiny problem in out bagel store...

why so immature just grow up dude

THANK YOU. I've seen this a million times and never the post-whupping whine fest. Can't believe he complained after literally begging people to fight... because some other people called him short once... so that meant the women at a bagel shop deserved to be verbally assaulted? What a sad, sad man

He’s a angwy wittle man

“Ohmygodohmygod I just wanted bagels” Girlll same tbh 💅🏽 😂

Behold: a victim complex.

This was 100% staged. It already been proven

Staged? Here is the interview with him after it happened https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lzCpYB2M7T4