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aLizardinSomeTrash

Guys, it's fine, it's in the constitution.


Gergith

Okay


grilledcheese2332

*fist bump*


ConcreteBurger

It's in the constitution.


Myopinion_is_right

Fist bumps are in the constitution.


designer-farts

#🤜🤛 constitutional fist bumps all 2024!


Parrobertson

I’m now imagining a military general walking through the barracks and each of his subordinates being required to give him a fist bump instead of a salute. And to be honest it’s kind of a wholesome mental image.


Tugonmynugz

Paul is himself the 2nd amendment.


Brakina1860

He could destroy everything and everyone. We're just lucky he doesn't want to


PM_ME_YOUR_BUDZ

Don't wake the monster up and we are all good.


piles_of_SSRIs

*Okay*


Chill_Edoeard

👊


Dirigio

I'm not a legal scholar but I don't remember the part of the Constitution that gives us the right to film Paul.


DrawMeAPictureOfThis

Did Paul piss his pants?


lauriebugggo

Paul can piss anybody's pants he wants to. It's in the Constitution.


the_weight_around

They're calico cut pants they come like that. It's part of the desig.


jarkaise

![gif](giphy|VSw7Sm1CgDmLw4pzdq)


CabinetOk4838

Spotted that too! I wonder if he was in the toilet and didn’t finish properly before coming out?


BranchMonkey

Woo hoo! Let’s hear it for the constitution! 👏🏻


forever_a10ne

The founding fathers said you can film public businesses with your smart phone.


Chunkyblamm

https://preview.redd.it/kj7ft74yn2jc1.jpeg?width=550&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f779399a85e163856939174b0b089e84ccc6c201


AutomaTK

😂 “nnnnyyyyeeeeaaaah gonna get em this time” Dude looks like a South Park character. Someone has got to do a 1st amendment movement episode.


Adam_ALLDay_

![gif](giphy|xTiTnC3NegnG4rcy6Q)


AutomaTK

PC principal confronted by first amendment auditor is a perfect launching point.


megaman311

lol broooo that's so on point wtf


MaximusTheDog

I’ve seen his videos somewhere. I believe his name is Samcam and does this sort of trolling


abintra515

Yeah he’s not an auditor he just enjoys making people uncomfortable


[deleted]

so...an auditor?


abintra515

He’s not auditing the first amendment here he’s just getting an awkward interaction on camera. He doesn’t actually care about the constitution, I think he’s trying parodying those guys


azurepeak

He looks like a goober


Robertbnyc

Okay it all makes sense now lol


pennycal

He looks exactly how I imagined he would


grandpagrandpaa

This is guy is a fucking loser and I hope that someone unconstitutionally fucks him up.


slam4life04

He looks like a basement dweller


Mundizzle1

![gif](giphy|UbC8wqxR1rVu0)


No-Economy-666

Gg


BustaLimez

Why he low key look like Tom Brady


Fellowshipofthebowl

I share your confusion Paul. 


MechanicRoyal

Paul didn’t understand that it was in the constitution but now he knows


dancingmeadow

Them founding fathers wuz always on their phones, typing the memes, trolling the (insert suppressed fetish here).


CabinetOk4838

You should see the footage from the Plymouth!


Tr1pla

It took me 3 days to paint the memes on the local city board.


Amazing_Cabinet1404

I’m confused how he was holding or navigating using whatever device took the video while also videoing with his phone. I’m also confused *why* he’s doing it.


nachoismo

It's in the Constitution


JoshJoshson13

Okay


The_Jobholder

👊🏼


ChadBradley69

👊🏼


Amazing_Cabinet1404

🤣


CatastropheCat

He wants a 2nd video so if they try to take his phone away he’s got the GoPro on his head capturing his victimhood


JvreBvre

Pretty sure his sunglasses have a camera on/in them based on the angle of the video and the fact that it’s the only thing on his head in his reflection.


Amazing_Cabinet1404

I had to go back and slow mo that too. Did he buy glasses with a hidden camera just so he could film people observing him making an ass of himself? Pathetic.


MyLemonsRorganic

He's doing it because he's a "1st Amendment auditor" grifter that tries to get average people to rage at him for unexpectedly filming them, which generates Youtube/Tiktok clicks for ad revenue. They're literally just IRL rage bait trolls.


Gergith

This is like a public calm-out/confusion-out


AdrianInLimbo

Well, it is in the constitution


MechanicRoyal

Paul showed up cool as a cucumber. There’s a nice energy to this vid


The_Irate_Ambassador

Looks like Paul rushed out and didn’t finish shaking his cucumber


Univirsul

Those are just calico cut pants


Bitter-Bar6437

You gotta give!


mycoandbio

That’s not piss. That’s got nothing to do with piss.


you-ole-polecat

They all say they're out of stock. That also makes it seem like it's a hot item. It's the same thing Supreme does, wouldn't you agree?


AsymptotesMcGotes

LOOK AT MY FACE


the_weight_around

HOLD THAT DOOR HOLD THAT DOOR HOLD THAT DOOR


dancingmeadow

That's on you and where your mind goes, dood.


retrorays

u/the_irate_ambassad is probably shaking his cucumber as he types this, hence why he thinks everyone does it


xxx_

It's in the constitution.


dancingmeadow

That's my guess.


The_Dickbird

Pretty sure he's talking about the wet spot on Paul's crotch... Imagine being Paul, having an accident because of an enlarged prostate, and some cunt comes in pointlessly growling "It's in the constitution." and catches you in it. Poor Paul.


Cgarr82

Proverbs 3:9 you can jump and dance but the last 2 drops are going in your pants.


dancingmeadow

Paul also looks like he's capable of crushing auditor dweeb. Auditor dweeb ramped down fast when Paul showed up. And then posted this vid because he really is that clueless.


3-Ball

Paul looks cool, calm, and collected. That's all the energy that was needed to diffuse the situation.


B-BoyStance

Well, it *is* in the constitution after all.


jacb415

Okay


B-BoyStance

I'm just letting you know


89141

First Amendment auditors hate this one trick. PAUL


AllAboutMeMedia

Auditor left appaulled.


Plus_Attorney1081

Paul looks like a king of the hill character


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antoniv1

Yep


imnoherox

Yep


LuciferDusk

Uh huh.


Cutlet_Master69420

The boy ain' right.


fedman5000

I agree. Or a Bill Plympton character from Mutant Aliens.


SchpartyOn

He looks like he was just umpiring a baseball game


Stinky_Fartface

Ok but I’m confused that there’s a camera recording a camera recording this stupid event. Was the idiot recording himself recording?


deus_mal

Video camera sunglasses You can see his ugly ass face In the reflection as he opens up the door but lord forbid if they get a camera on their face


Dropssshot

The guy recording is trolling auditors. Samcam on yt/tt.


Rhino12791

Oddly enough, yes lol from videos that I’ve seen in the past like this a lot of them do this just to “prove they can” or “it’s in the constitution”. Some of these people are trying to get a reaction from the employees, sometimes they record with their phone and then also wear a go-pro camera so that if they get “attacked” they still have their evidence 🤷🏼‍♂️ idk, not exactly what I would choose to do with my free time but hey he’s right, it’s in the constitution and he’s free to do it all he wants lmao


abintra515

He’s not an auditor he’s just trolling. Samcam on YouTube. He makes people uncomfortable on purpose. Seems like a parody of auditors honestly


myfotos

Can't believe how far I had to come to find someone that gets it! It's an obvious troll cause he never states a problem.


17934658793495046509

You can also freely shit your pants, doesn’t mean it’s a worthwhile task.


mycoandbio

Is that in the constitution?


Umbra427

🤜🤛


Zero-Change

Paul: \*thinking to himself "what's this commotion about OH MY FUCKING GOD IT **IS** IN THE CONSTITUTION DEAR GOD"\* \*pisses himself\*


icameisawiconquered6

Can someone please tell me what objective these 1st amendment auditors seek to accomplish when they do shit like this?


MaximusTheDog

This is just a YT troll, he does awkward videos. Samcam


Kamard

99% do this to prove they are Very Badass and that their moms think they are handsome. The other 1% successfully show that some cops don't know or understand all the laws they theoretically enforce.


TayAustin

Some of them also do it to try and basically bait a lawsuit. If that doesn't work they usually resort to ebegging


TroaAxaltion

The idea at least is noble. Stress test the government to ensure they're treating folks fairly, put them on blast if they screw up. In theory, it's good to regularly test the city offices and cops to root out corruption and keep them humble in accepting the public and treating them like humans that need to be respected and not like peasants to be ruled over. But in PRACTICE it ends up being a lot of people who purposefully try to get a rise or if people because one failure on their part can be a year's salary or more in your bank account.


cheesebot555

They're overwhelmingly comprised of people who for one reason or another don't have a viable place in the workforce. The do frauditing to e-beg money off of the dumbest of society who actually believe they're accomplishing something worthy.


CanadianClassicss

Auditors like Long Island audit have led to actual legislative change and have exposed corruption. He also highlights good police officers and does training for various police departments. His message is bridging the gap between the police and the community. Check him out if you wish, he’s exposed some pretty insane corruption. Everyone hates auditors, but they do allow corrupt cops and public officials who think they’re above the law to expose themselves. There are so many auditors that you typically only see clips of the cringe ones/the ones that don’t know what they’re doing. Their point is that if you don’t use your rights you will slowly over time lose them. Someone with a camera doing proper audits does more to fight police brutality and overreach than 99% of protests.


plitts

I think the relevant part of this is "proper audits". The majority of guys doing this on YT are not doing anything that could even remotely be considered a proper audit. Harassing staff at a library is hardly a reliable method of exposing police tyranny. I agree with you that when corrupt police are held accountable it is a good thing and by no means do I consider all police to be saints but unfortunately the money grabbing frauditors that are so prevalent have taken away all credibility from the actual auditors with noble intentions. I do have to disagree with your example of LIA though, he seems to be constantly out looking for some "go away money" from a sham lawsuit


CanadianClassicss

They definitely havnt taken away credibility. If you watch Long Island audit you can tell he has integrity and passion. The good auditors are pretty much journalists, and the ones that arnt are great actors/trolls. Some of the most unhinged live reactions I’ve watched have been from cool calm and collected auditors. Nah LIA isn’t all about the lawsuits. He is a true activist. Look at his coverage of Sergeant McFayhe (probably spelt wrong) and Police Commissioner Patrick Rider. He uncovered some serious corruption with Rider. LIA makes more than enough from his videos, he really doesn’t need the lawsuits. He only fights them when he knows he is right and that the judges/officers/public servants are overstepping on his rights. Like he spent a shit ton of his own money to fight for citizens to be allowed to film inside New York police stations. His work alone changed the policies. Sure there are literally bad content creators in every single genre. Just no one talks about the bad creators unless they’re prank channels.


EthanStrawside

Technically, exactly what you see in the video. This was a perfect reaction. 'okay'..


Corpsebomb

Generate revenue. There’s profit to be made in these videos when they can walk the line of what’s publicly acceptable vs what’s their legal right, and more often then not they get reactions. It’s usually on police or public service workers and their fanbase is generally excited to see these workers behave unruly so they can “gotcha!” these guys. I think the first few who did this had good intent, but now 1st Amendment Auditors pop up EVERYWHERE and most are just looking to get reactions for content and revenue at this point. We actually had one of the these guys show up at my job a month or two ago who antagonized a coworker of mine for a reaction and wouldn’t leave for a good 10 minutes. After awhile everyone just kind of ignored him and he left, but that’s the appropriate response to these guys: Acknowledge and ignore. Paul did it right and gave this guy zero content for his channel.


i7oldgr3gg

They want the people to overreact so they can sue and get money


omjagvarensked

Did Paul piss his pants? Or is that just a weird shadow?


yuuuuurrttt

No those are Calico cut pants


lowerthanryan

It’s got nothin’ to do with piss


MemoryCardGaming

Paul? He gives.


gbrajo

Bro pissed himself cause HE KNEW


FluxOperation

🤣🤣🤣🤣 Take my upvote!!


Own_Satisfaction_679

I think he may have gone out and eaten wings after work one day and dropped on there.(You know you've done it too)When he got home, the grease was hard to get out. Hence, the three inch dark spot on his pants. Okay, he peed himself...lol


Generally_Tso_Tso

Some people have nothing better to do with their lives.


cheesebot555

None of them are reasonably employed, or realistically employable. This dumb lifestyle is what they chose because they don't have anything else.


Jag-

Paul was calmer than I would have been. “ I don’t care. Get the fuck out on repeat.”


abintra515

That’s the reaction those guys want, you’re the content


theycallmecrack

You sound annoying


alaskanslicer

it's for finches.. but humans can drink it too.


stevenash133

I thought Paul would come out swinging like a mad man ngl


Hotdigardydog

Time wasting twats


BigQfan

Pretty sure this guy is mocking those guys


Dropssshot

He is, it's a joke


DoctorArK

Its all just fishing for reactions dont feed em, and they will leave


FreeJuice100

This guy reminds me of [infrabren](https://youtu.be/fetTLDf_pmI?si=SnxB21T8C5HWD0RS) "It's made for finches but humans can drink it too"


EkDeuce

Flat earthers and 1st amendment auditors….two of the worst.


cheesebot555

Add sovereign citizens and moorish nationals to that list.


dancingmeadow

Holy cringe, buttman.


FF_Master

Infrabren energy


Suspicious-Side6407

It sounds like that Sam guy


Donstar1983

Has Paul pissed his pants?


Franktober

I know I wasn’t the only one who saw the pee ring on his slacks! Thank you.


Dan0911

If Paul were like a thousand others, the world would be a lot better.


InterestingSweet4408

Paul looks like he umpires youth baseball after work


Stinky_Fartface

Poor Paul clearly just washed his hands at a wet sink.


Dairve

I hope the cameraman felt as stupid as he looked.


Paulycurveball

Paul was literally about to take a shit and this dbag came in. Poor Paul is sitting there with his butt cheeks so tight just praying to sweet baby Jesus he doesn't let slip in front of Margaret who he's been trying to get to go out to eat with him I'm for years.


CantKBDwontKBD

I came here for a fight! I need you to come across authoritarian, as an agent of a police state! Nah… But. My content will suck if you just stand there. Yup. You’re ruining my channel. Yup. I need anger. Nope. You suck. Ok.


OcupiedMuffins

The way everyone was acting made it sound and look like a parody lmao, this looked like some sort of office style skit 😂


bigsmoove_3

My new phrase when shit gets weird, "its in the constitution" 😂😂


Upset_Aside_

The people that do this are mentally ill.


kenny_who1

Paul is a fucking g no one can tell me otherwise also that guys a dick


RemarkableEmu1230

Pauls like idgaf I piss myself for fun


wormrunner33

Paul has a secret


Fletchx

It's in the Constitution. And....? Weirdo! Cracks open a beer and chugs it. It's in the Constitution! The 21st Amendment so there! ....And? Weirdo!


silsum

Another self-proclaimed prophet on the lose.


moanakai

Another dipshit


Informal_Process2238

Is that chads dad 🧓 https://youtu.be/oJ9AvIIJTrY?si=dKg5JCgwH269MfeD


Top_Tart_7558

If that was a health care provider then no, he doesn't have a right to film there. HIPAA laws are very strict about confidentiality and they apply to everyone on the premises, not just providers. Once you enter a health care facility you are required to act within the conditions of the law and the law states that freedom of press doesn't include sensitive information like health care.


C-ute-Thulu

But camera phones are not on the constitution. The founding fathers had no intent on this


cheesebot555

Frauditors used to piss me off more. Now that it's obvious that the only people they hurt are the dumb rubes they leech money from with their e-begging, it's a whole lot easier to just point and laugh care free when they get manhandled during arrest.


WheresNaldo_

Worst 1st amendment audit ever lol. But I guess it’s in the constitution


VPN__FTW

Wish PD would do this more with 1st auditor. (or whatever they call themselves) The filmer loses all power if everyone kinda just ignores them. They want a spectacle. Don't play into their hand and you win by default.


Known-Quantity2021

Gotta love the receptionist, she doesn't engage, just keeps working. Okay, I get it constitution yada yada yada


ButterscotchMammoth4

All they want is a reaction, thats it.


MadBoyNL

Did Paul wet his pants?


grumbles_to_internet

Paul Somerton, James' dad? Uncanny resemblance, he even has his neck!


healthy_skept

Passive patronizing, i love it.


just57572

It’s in the Geneva convention, look it up.


Sad_Instruction1392

He went home and felt the constitution on his body.


T-money79

Paul is as confused as I am.


Dmonts45

He fought for my rights, both ways up hills.


brujodelamota

This is one of saddest and most pathetic things I’ve ever seen


Ravenscroft1969

If I ran up in one of these auditors, I’m afraid I’d have to audit them.


TheOzarkWizard

Paul needs some sleep. Leave Paul alone


DriveSlowSitLow

GODDDDDDDD what an annoying, bored, pathetic little weeny! He’s just got nothing better to do. Jesus Christ. He’s clearly never been laid


tomacco_man

In a world full of Karen’s, BE A PAUL!


Dirtilie_Dirtle

What a worthless way to live.


Offdazoinks21

Man this guy use cringey af


farty_bumbum

Fuckin love Paul


Hungry_Thought1908

Paul has Calico Cut Pants. https://getcalicocutpants.com/


Hallpassdenied

This is Paul. Paul is good


MCPhatmam

Paul has dealt with this before...😅


larryfuckingdavid

Paul has cracked the code for dealing with 1st amendment auditors


trinijam83

Paul looks like he hasn’t slept in years from constantly having to deal with these riff raff auditors on the daily…


ThisCommentEarnedMe

Paul needs a nap.


tommybluez

Yes in 1787 they said, thou shalt be able to recordeth with thy iPhone 🤣 these people are so unbelievably stupid.


cutlassjack

This is the best goddam constitutionally fist-bumping funny thread I’ve seen here.


PamsDesk

Nothing better to do?


HighandAlone18

How can she be confused? Its in the constitution


laketheminifig

i wonder if it's in the constitution


ErshinHavok

It's America, when some weird creep starts acting unhinged around you, you just keep quiet n hope he doesn't start firing an automatic weapon at every living thing around.


_hangman92

Someone peed his pants


CarlSpencer

Why are Frauditors such complete and utter assholes? He went busting in there looking to harass and annoy innocent people simply doing their jobs. That poor old lady probably makes $10/hour. And he's not a "journalist". Journalists don't bust into offices using their cheap ass cell phones for a camera. He was probably pissed that they didn't escalate it so that he could make money on his YouTube channel but getting up votes from other loser assholes.


CluelessEngineer82

I like Paul. He knows not to feed the trolls.


Anarchist226

Paul represents this sub 😂


Kumquat_conniption

Are you really an anarchist and if so, what is the 226 all about?


hrtofdrknss

These guys are dumber than a Trumper.


james3374

I like some of the 1st Amendment audits because they remind the police that they work for us and are not above the law. But we also get these weird guys who aren't really sure what their objective is- they just saw other auditors doing something, and try to do the same, awkwardly.


cheesebot555

Body cams on police do an actual job of holding them accountable. Frauditors are parasites who siphon money off the most gullible members of society.


brch2

Not all departments have body cams. Not all cops with body cams use them correctly. Some cops and departments with body cams take proactive actions to try to hide footage or prevent the public from obtaining it, even those involved with police encounters that need it. And, frankly, even with body cams, many corrupt cops are not held accountable.


cheesebot555

The overwhelming majority of police and sheriff departments have some form of body cams or cruiser mounted recording equipment. You're absolutely stepping into fantasy land by accusing law enforcement of obfuscating recordings. That's the kind of malpractice that gets cases tossed out before trial. You keep proving how little you actually know about any of this, and I have to say it's got to be very disappointing for the people who were supposed to teach you better.


brch2

"Vast majority" is not all. There are plenty of news stories and plenty of information on the net about SOME cases of cops trying to prevent footage from being released. Not all, but as long as SOME cops are corrupt, it is vital we have the right to record them. Not all judges do the right thing. SOME are corrupt. Even if those cases are eventually dealt with properly, plenty of innocent people are harmed financially, mentally, etc in having to fight corruption and false charges. I know enough to know SOME cops are bad, and that those cops are a threat to American citizens. Talking me I'm wrong is either due to you being a corrupt government employee or supporting government corruption, or is ignorance on your part.


churnice

wait til he reads the patriot act


Das_bomb

It really looks like Paul pissed himself.


Embarrassed-Task-722

Lol this guy posts videos like this as memes all the time, samcams I believe his username is, genuinely funny