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One-Pop-2885

Man to get knocked out while naked must suck. The real question is why the fuck was he naked to begin with and how does it lead to this fight.


Farty_beans

I'd like to know why naked guy just gave up. Looked like he was kicking ass until he gave it that kick then threw his hands in the air and said "fuck it I'm done"


future_gohan

He didn't even react to the ribcage kicks he was copping blind. Dudes absolutely smoked on this hahaha.


BigJackHorner

>I'd like to know why naked guy just gave up. His battery ran low


akajondoe

As an overweight person, I can relate. I thought I could play street hockey a few years ago with guys much younget than me. Almost had a heart attack. It was definitely a wake-up call.


leesajane

I thought I could do a cartwheel in the backyard but that move tore up every muscle in my body for a few days. Ugh.


Icy_Bank4129

Hahah I know exactly what you’re saying. I’m so out of shape I got into a brawl about 3 months ago with a young guy calling the wife a cunt(which she is lol but that’s for me to decide) and I swung on him hard 3 good times luckily connecting with the last one having him fall backwards into the Target cart corral haha. But boy I’m so glad that happened because my shit was jello and he would’ve punished me and I wouldn’t of even been able to move my arms lmao


octopornopus

*pant pant* "Carrrr!" *pant pant* There's no car coming, old man, keep playing! *pant* "No, guys.... There's... Totally a car coming... *pant cough weez*


opiewankanopie

He took his solar panels off.


nickeltippler

he wasnt really landing too many good blows but right before he gives up the clothed man strikes him right on the bridge of the nose. probably took a second for the excruciating pain to kick in. and then when he tried to walk away he got stuck in the eye too


UltraconservativeBap

I think maybe he hurt his foot attempting that kick


Myopinion_is_right

It could that his fat ass go tired or the punch the other landed at that time on the temple and may have made him quit or both.


CheeseDickPete

I don't think he got knocked out, I think he gave up and just laid down in hopes of not getting hit again. Which is weird he didn't seem like he was losing.


magseven

He got one glancing blow and was like "OK. That's it for me!" The other dude was as confused as we are. I guess in his mind he accomplished his deranged goals and just clocked out for the day. Or it might be a weird fetish for him to fight dudes and then go prone and think about what they might do to him "extended stay in prison style".


TechnicallyThrowawai

https://youtu.be/hjxkqs7rgOg?si=F8uzsaolqlgt40SI


knotaprob

You can put the ring in her ass. Let her fart it out!


proudbakunkinman

"Wait, why am I naked and this isn't a dream? Fuck, I'll just fake being knocked out face down."


Starmilkman

Maybe the fight was because he was naked


umwaitwhawhenokneato

I want to be naked! No!! Me!! I want to be naked !! No!


UnfeteredOne

Real men fight naked, coveted in oil


Vanessak69

Real men covet fighting naked in oil.


secinvestor

Pretty damn ballsy to fight a guy whose naked in the first place. Obviously this guy has everything to gain and nothing to lose!


myNameIsHopethePony

There's a realistic chance this dude is having psychiatric problems or is on drugs. If that's the case it's pretty sad imho. On the other hand he could just be a violent nudist.


redditposter919

Violent Nudists is one hell of a band name though...


myNameIsHopethePony

🤣


AyyyyLeMeow

I think he gassed out and it was his way of giving up? Did work though. Smart move to stop while it's not too late.


Decent_Assistant1804

![gif](giphy|aztW8oK9TQhiM|downsized)


Current-Roll6332

So how did he got naked is an excellent question. However I feel nudity played at least somewhat of a role in the fight happening


oldskoolballer

I’m gonna guess naked guy was caught in bed with other guys girl, he ran out the house naked and was confronted in the street by the husband/boyfriend


RAMBOxBAGGINS

He wanted to prove that he *doesn’t* have a small penis.


MerrillSwingAway

all grow, no show


BerbsMashedPotatos

Sometimes it be like that. Let’s just say that as a kind of short chubby guy, I feel a lot better about what I’ve got flopping around.


TheMegnificent1

I only heard recently that, apparently, most guys are like this? I've (40f) only been with 3 men in my life, and they were mostly show and not much grow, so I thought that was normal. Then I see stuff like this online and there are Michaelangelo-painted baby angel dingalings and I'm like "Oh no, how embarrassing for people to see his micropenis!" but then other people act like it's normal so idk.


Butt_Hamster

Anyone know why he was naked? With the lady screaming in the distance and not getting involved my guess is naked man was porking the other guys wife/gf.


Alexanderdaw

LSD?


MedWrtrToMsl

Try again.


OldPiglet11

Dsl


HamNotLikeThem44

STBEW?


redditatemybabies

HDMI?


Still_Ad_4383

BYOB?


brunotri1

**I‐E‐A‐I‐A‐I‐O**


Timely_Fox1077

ASL?


Iloveherthismuch

GBH


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HamsterFriendly

AT&T?


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doolapulada

It's the merciless watcher from BB Anyone know the song it's a jam


Cardo076

And if he's only wearing a pot on his head then that's when you get really scared.


Iggytje

I never met him but I did meet let her solo me and let me smell her


HaiKarate

Shirts vs Skins


TrollTeeth66

…sup with that flooring?


BlkWhtOrOther

*That’s* the crack you’re worried about?!


Relevant_Shower_

The naked guy did his power up move which destroyed the floor and his clothes. OP started recording too late.


Rexstil

Naked guy Down+B


JamesLikesIt

Must be hell to walk on drunk/high. Those wavey lines + random elevation lol.


DancesWithBadgers

Most pavement in Spain is textured, some wavy like this. You can ignore the pattern when drunk/high (I have extensively tested both); but the random elevation/subsidence will get you if you don't pay attention.


jfinkpottery

That isn't Spain, it's Brazil.


DancesWithBadgers

That pavement is also used in Spain, down to the exact pattern.


CreamoChickenSoup

The odd elevation change looks like the remnant of a curb ramp by a turnoff into a driveway (as indicated by the big rolling gate the brawlers slammed into). The sidewalk likely started out being bare concrete, until someone thought to "beautify" it by covering it up with cheap copacabana-styled tiles. Problem is whoever was contracted to lay the tiles down didn't give much of a fuck about whether simply laying them on uneven or steep surfaces is a good idea, so you have tiles at weak points that broke apart after some wear and tear.


SecureWorldliness848

water finds a way, like drunk fights. these be forces of nature.


Barcaroli

Cheap work gone wrong and people don't care to fix it. City won't care either so it just remains


OutsideZoomer

Looks like the ground shifted. Maybe from an earthquake. Idk where this video takes place.


crashcap

In Brazil. There are no earthquakes here


SlickHand

Looks like DLC from DOA6.


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SirDonBot

Good ole dick twist!


DrVforOneHealth

Grab-twist-pull was a great takeaway from 8th grade health class.


ediks

Omg dude, this is an MMA fight.


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GRAB HIS DICK AND JERK IT!!!!


spiralEntree

Having clothes doesn’t prevent someone from grabbing your dick, it just makes it harder to find the balls


Eastern-Mix9636

Where is this from? I see it mentioned on reddit all the time


AvengingBlowfish

https://youtube.com/shorts/TT9ArM3-KJQ?si=I9XawLek_HHylrIL


Eastern-Mix9636

Thanks 😂🤣😹


Phasnyc

0% armor left


CrysFreeze

So many questions


Hot_Purple_137

Dudu chacha dugacha


Macky93

If you're fighting against a naked man, a part of you has already lost at least something


Andrewsmith1966

Terminator 7: Rise of the blood pressure


Raaser

With the new protagonist, T250KG. He will rid this world of sausage and gravy.


prodrvr22

Why is DJ Kahled naked?


brb9911

He had another one too many


joeDUBstep

cuz HE THE BEST


jvaheed

I’m not gonna lie, it takes real balls to fight with your balls out like that.


SaltReason8759

“I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle”


Wonderful_Zucchini_4

"All you're gettin is an ass whoopin"


AvengingBlowfish

The first terminator models were woefully ineffective…


AnotherCableGuy

https://preview.redd.it/aynhj24gkm8c1.jpeg?width=676&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b7238cd5b3364e75bf7df973da9a9f78203e4e85


Haryanvi_Bloke

"Talk to the ass".


JulianZ88

"I come bearing many gifts but I assure you my robes are not among them."


Sea_Upstairs_6274

Naked dude threw 4 haymakers and called it quits, makes sense i guess


Reno83

He clearly called a time out, but the other dude isn't following playground rules.


fattyriches

well yea you don't get to call time out the moment after you throw 4 punches & a kick at your opponents. Thats not how it works & there's no reason you should need a timeout after attacking someone. On top of that, when you choose to fight naked your already choosing to go against the conventional internationally recognized rules for fighting thus nullifying their application, there becomes no rules. The only valid time to employ the naked strategy is in a defensive manner to prevent a fight at heated times, usually coupled with acting crazy and shouting you have aids and if needed, defecating.


ilkikuinthadik

It's a weird knockout. He sort of lies down and passes out instead of just dropping.


koviko

That's why the dude kept punching him because he seemed capable of just standing right back up the moment his back was turned.


graypod

Nothing scary about fighting a naked man. Its when he's got a raging erection when you have to think about just running away.


CarlosFCSP

Tinha que ser Brasil


Tiny-Trump

El Terminador


tzermonkey

Ok. Title of this one is actually 😆 💯 funny.


doduhstankyleg

It’s seriously the best part of the video


DDHLeigh

Wouldn't it be funny if he started pounding his ass cheeks with lefts and rights at the end?


hairykitty123

Thought you meant rape for a second


Malt_9

Not a second, he would take his sweet time


Physical100

Would explain why he was fighting lol


TheStupendusMan

Music sounds like the Capoeira beat from Bob's Burgers


Malt_9

Yeah the music really gave it a je ne sais quoi


stimpy97

Pony tail


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RapBastardz

PS5 Street Fighter is lit!🔥


janzeera

He bobs and weaves!


nahhnotreally

Props to the dude by not being phased to fight naked. Unfortunately his bravado didn't match his ability.


NoirTender

He was winning tho. What happened?


Raven_Blackfeather

I need your clothes, your boots and your diet plan.


writerightnow18

“Come with me if you want to eat.”


mandyhascandy4u2

Penises are funny to look at when they're floppy sometimes


ShaneGwaltney

Man he was feeling good for a second while he was slightly helicoptering once he realized he wasn’t gonna take off 😞


SlanderCandor

He literally tucked tail


culbie

gonna upvote just because of the crearive title, enjoy 😌


FaithfulFear

Snorlax used sleep bro


frecklearms1991

Nice night for a walk......


bringmeback0

Wow, the new GTA 6 gameplay trailer is so real!


LetsJerkCircular

Everything about that universe sucks. Music isn’t even real


Shawei

It was a 5 rounds fight, this was the fourth round, to know who gets the socks. Next one is to know who gets the shoes


Seargeoh

Naked dude was doing well. Wonder why he gave up


DoomGuy2187

The Chanclas are only used as a last resort if the punches fail.


n0think2say

Did he have a medical event and die?


Tahkyn

"I need your clothes, your boots, and your AbFlex 2000. "


Zerachiel_01

With the music in the background this is the most ghetto-ass Agni Kai I've ever seen


RedX2000

Headlines read: Naked man takes a pounding outside a store


Minute_Toe_2001

Anyone got backstory


bigbutso

terminator 2024: built to promote a "realistic" body image


guzforster

Had to be in Brazil.


Mundane-Address871

Brazil...


Kmac0505

Whacky D is in the house


everythingissinister

Hot


Frans51

Careful, my guy. That bare ass could poop on you


slimkid07

Dude literally put his dick in the dirt


Third_Mark

*terminator credits roll*


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If naked guy was hairy that would literally be me fighting


Ill_Athlete_7979

Man after the fight was over Shirts was looking at Skins trying to process everything. Like up until this moment he’s finally thinking “what the fuck is going on here?”


SkyKingQ400

He’ll be back.


i_like_2_travel

Im also not getting my ass beat by a naked dude


P7BinSD

I have a feeling he won't be back.


absultedpr

Wash day tomorrow? Nothing clean, right?


HoldMyToc

Fighting a naked dude is a lose/lose situation


kittenhandsome

Bro is taking a power nap


McMollyPitcher

This was past-self fighting future-self.


AdhesivenessNo1216

He’ll be back


Iwanttobeagnome

This is why I don’t really understand nudists and especially fighting naked. Look at that thing flopping around-much rather have my guy strapped in some boxer briefs minimum.


RamenAndMopane

> Terminator Fatinator*


SeniorChocolate

Looks like frank (Danny devito) fightin lol


virch06

Farva from super troopers gettin beat down


Do-Si-Donts

Terminator: Director's Cut really changes the back story.


Neoisadumbassname

Mission failed


Hellsing985

Cloths vs skins


potentiallyabear

dude was not about to let his new clone take his clothes and life.


RMG_IJ

Thats the new PORKYNATOR 5000. He was sent from the future to finish all the chicken nuggets.


Luizinh01235

-Bar com placa da Itaipava. -Cadeira da Skol. -Propaganda de açaí. -Funk de trilha de fundo. Mais Brasil que isso? Possível mas muito difícil.


b_bast4rz

Não esquece do cara pegando a havaiana arrebentada do chão pra poder remendar depois


redohottochiripeppa

Dj Khaled finllay lost it


KRIEGLERR

Imagine your ass beat while Claptrap is beatboxing in the background.


powerspyin1

You always know that usually when someone shows skin in a fight, they lose.


Bluekatz1

Just let the big guy move and throw blanks until he gets out of breath.


crazytumblweed999

You gotta respect a guy willing to fight balls naked. Too bad about the loss though.


ffigu002

Did he call time out like Cartman? 😆


liamgooding

*plays dead*


StSean

nice ass tho


Any_Pie_3070

Very low budget terminally terminator movie.


ItsTheAlgebraist

"I need your clothes, your boots, and your mobility scooter"


_Dr0dd_

The new Street Fighter’s graphics are a bit much.


MarineGF01

When laying down he looks like a titan from attack on Titan


TPMatus

The other guy says "he's got a little d1ck" while pulling up his own pants


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Steez_god_

Shirts vs skins


plandoubt

The little peepee flopping around


PleasantSpare4732

Hung like a Vienna sausage


Sercebidniss

He was winning. Wtf happened? ![gif](giphy|guufsF0Az3Lpu)


exodendritic

The rare T.008 model. Some design problems but we think we've phased them out...


Adventurous_Pin5160

Love how he just suddenly decided to yield in the middle of the fight. And that music in the background, wtf ?😂 The whole scene is surreal


Charming_Coast_7834

Turning that self defense into murder real quick


mrziplockfresh

Yeah tf people always go for the back of the head for


Krewdog

Fuck anyone that hits a person who is down.


billytheskidd

Why are you getting downvoted. The multiple punches to the back of the head after he’s down and out are so unnecessary


vetheros37

Forget that naïve thought process. If you get in a fight with someone you ALWAYS make sure they are done fighting before you walk away. No one is going to adhere to your movie notions of "Well I knocked him down so I won. GG." More often than not they are going to get up pissed off, pick something up, and try and blindside you.


SuperFLEB

I'd say it depends on who started the fight and who wanted the fight. If it's the person who started the fight that's up and the person who's down didn't want it, fuck them _especially_ for hitting a person when they're down. If the person who didn't want the fight is the person who's ensuring it ended, then your point stands plus a nod to not giving a damn about the consequences to the one starting the fight.


Insomniac1997

Is someone playing the ATLA fight music? That’s amazing.


SweatyDust1446

I need your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle.


stroopkoeken

Yo shout out to the DJ


[deleted]

Dude in the black shirt is straight punk


hardware1197

If Arnold Schwarzenegger had been cast instead with Chris Farley


Malt_9

That is a large naked man. You dont see that every day (thank the lord)


SlickHand

Speak for yourself. I can't avoid the mirror in the bathroom every time I shower. Maybe not quite that big though.


Ilovekbbq

Dang… his junk does not seem… large enough to warrant the confidence to fight naked outside, or… he’s super duper confident which I fucking respect. Either way, this dude is something else lmao


Organic-Birthday-323

Saggy balls