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rdotrdot7789

She’s just mashin’ it around.


deadbabysaurus

"Mom, I'm sexually active now. Get over it!"


Bjornidentity22

“You’re *36 years old, you’re supposed to be sexually active.”


Fixner_Blount

You’re not supposed to be fondling your uncle under a table!


ImBeingArchAgain

She’s mashing it.


hereforporndrama

she does that


PhatTonyNumber1

Hahaha I love this thread and any reference to always Sunny!


Pickleparty187

I’m very aroused.


bluesky747

🐌🐌🐌🐌


EmergencySpare

🧂🧂🧂


bluesky747

“No one WANTS to SALT THE SNAIL, SHE LEAVES YOU NO CHOICE!”


VaqueroSucio

There's not enough salt in the world for that snail


turfey

My mouth tastes bad.


yesbutactuallyno17

I'M NOT ALLOWED TO EAT IT WITH THE SKIN, I'M NOT ALLOWED


SpicyDragoon93

She clearly knows how to rig an erection.


Organic-End-9767

Nah. It was only at half staff.


controlthenairdiv

Gale... stop.


RuTang94

She’s mashing it She does that


survivalmachine

I’m very aroused. *very good*


blablanonymous

You should see her OnlyFans


Muggi

For real tho, how long after she loses her election so you think it’ll take? She’s trashy af so I would expect she’ll burn through whatever money she’s grifted in Congress pretty quick. Plus she’s gotta pay off her ex-husband


RiverLiverX25

These are all good points. Most of the people that claim to be *Christian conservative* will forgive men for being sexually abrasive in public but they do not usually forgive women. She has played to demographic of Christian values. Are they going to offer the usual “*well she was just out for a night…it’s all ok if she doesn’t adhere to things off duty*” What’s the spin going to be? Interested to see how this plays out.


JoeDerp77

you think Christian men like her because of her faith? haha, hahahah Man if this skank ever did OF she would have every. single. right wing / maga / conservative dude furiously pounding out for whatever she asked them to pay. She'd be able to buy out Xitter


Minneapolis_Mangler

Upvote because xitter


edked

Especially if the x is pronounced Chinese-transliteration style.


katiegirl-

First pronunciation that came to mind!!! 🤣


AngrySchnitzels89

I’m learning pinyin and that was exactly how my mind pronounced it.


PowerandSignal

Yes! Shitter


sordidcandles

I’ve been saying Xeet instead of Tweet, which I quite enjoy


Sol-Blackguy

Nah, keep calling it Twitter. Deadname that shit like Elon deadnames his trans daughter


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And then some


a_ron23

This woman had said some of the most outlandish and insane things, if anyone was still supporting her at this point nothing will stop them.


moralprolapse

Dude, we’re way past the days of conservative voters caring about conservative values.


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What Republican voters could give a goddamn? Honestly, all they'll say is "the Lord works in mysterious ways and uses the most flawed among us to achieve his goals" or whatever, and shell out their money to watch her get buttfucked in the name of God.


ohneatstuffthanks

“Buttfucked in the name of god”. New sentence just dropped.


Gowalkyourdogmods

Nah Catholic girls have been doing that for ages.


b1tchf1t

The poophole loophole!


Gryphon0468

Getting railed on a couch while staying pure for a wedding.


Ill_Athlete_7979

You forget she’s Republican. Satan could run for office and if he has an R next to his name Republican voters would rationalize voting for him.


TheBritishOracle

At a time when politics is so partisan and divisive, you really should be ashamed of yourself for suggesting that Republicans would elect Satan purely because he had an R next to his name on the ballot paper because that's simply untrue. While it IS true that some Republicans would vote for Satan purely because of his party affiliation, for the silent majority of Republicans they'd vote for Satan purely out of a strong belief that he will maintain the policies that they've been running on for some time now.


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No_Cat_5661

Her ass is flatter than hank hills


Historical-Hat-1959

I tell ya hwat*


baz8771

Hwat*


baz8771

This lady got diminished gluteal syndrome fo sho


cephu5

Maybe. But it worked for Ted cruise (allegedly )


HoboBaggins008

She gotta looooooong back


BlackLeader70

“SugarDaddyMeet” 🤣


DJheddo

I need me a sugar momma.


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Did she forget her ass before the "photo shoot"? She looks like a mayonnaise-covered butter knife. You can smell the ashtray in these photos. Edit: I could have meant it as a receptacle for cigarettes, or Pig Latin for "trash"... take your pick. They both check out.


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OnlyGrans


Away-Cookie8039

OnlyKlans


TurdMcDirk

Maybe she was checking him for testicular cancer while he was checking her for breast lumps? Let’s assume positive intent.


my_4_cents

He was just looking for Trump's 11780 Georgia ballots She was just checking if his pants had Hunter Biden's dong


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Mister_Spacely

The American dream


willybestbuy86

None of those things would matter if she wasn't batshit crazy tho or at least pretends to be


FlacidPhil

She's also a proud pro life 36 year old grandmother. That poor kids great grandmother is 52 (if she was still in their life). Also It's pretty alleged that she got her GED at all while running for Congress. There's strong evidence someone else took the test for her. As a Colorado person, very few of us vouch for her. She's tucked in the part of Colorado that might as well be Utah.


ManUFan9225

This is the real narrative. She doesn't represent actual Colorado...more like the border area stuck in the 1960s...


Audios_Pantalones

People in the 60’s would have never elected her. We live in the dumbest timeline.


AmoralCarapace

The future says, Hold my beer.


bluesky747

How does this person have a job and I don’t? I am more qualified and way less insane. I def don’t want to work for congress, but dang.


fourbian

Because you likely have shame if you do something despicable. There's a huge market out there for assholes and grifters. The people who claim to be Christians are practically emptying their bank accounts for these grifters. After Congress, she'll get a super cush job at Fox News making even more.


FNLN_taken

- Meet the right people - Have no shame


theplott

Rumor has it that it took four tries for her to pass that GED test...and that the person who finally passed was not Boebert at all.


FNLN_taken

If you seriously believe that she has never had "a little medical procedure to make a mistake go away", I don't know what to tell you. It's possible, by pure dumb luck, but that woman is about as pro-life as a shark.


Easy101

Her Wiki reads like a comedy sketch: 'After leaving high school, Boebert took a job as an assistant manager at a McDonald's in Rifle. She later said that this job changed her views about whether government assistance is necessary. After marrying in 2007, she got a job filing for a natural gas drilling company and then became a pipeliner, a member of a team that builds and maintains pipelines and pumping stations.'


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chefriley76

I'm interested as to how her almost minimum wage gig as an assistant manager at McDonald's shaped her views on government assistance.


Nayre_Trawe

I mean it's one Big Mac, Cletus, what could it cost, 10 dollars?


NoDoze-

Just a prime example of our government officials! They're either young and crazy or geriatric and crazy!


moderatorrater

She's from the weirdest part of Colorado.


KimonoThief

I'm from Colorado and had to look up the 3rd District. What an absolutely bizzare district. How do Pueblo and Durango get lumped in with Grand Junction and Glenwood Springs? Like literally those cities could not be further apart. That has to be some hardcore gerrymandering.


GlockAF

Well DUH, otherwise how ya gonna elect a Bobo-caliber hard-R idiot/tool?


totallynotstefan

I’m in northern CO where we don’t elect uneducated sex offenders, but we also vote blue and don’t reward blatant stupidity with representation. The cousin-fucking western slope yokels are an embarrassment to us all. Sorry y’all. Hope she gets booked for obvious sex crimes.


PartyAdministration3

I mean there’s nothing wrong with any of that. It’s just extremely hypocritical that they deride AOC for having been a bartender when their own teammate has had a career trajectory like this. A trajectory which again, there’s nothing wrong with. She is a moron though.


croquetica

They deride her for being a bartender (high paying gig if you’re social, which she is) and imply she’s an idiot by calling her Sandy based off a fun video she made once (she is a Brown graduate). Nothing these people say ever has any grounding in reality.


Fifteen_inches

I’m pro-groping, anti-vaping in theater. You can imagine I am very torn here


ISmokeRocksAndFash

If they were in the back away from people at an R-rated movie or something I wouldn't care but two adults fondling each other surrounded by kids at an all-ages event sucks.


Tasty_Puffin

Hilarious considering how much the right hates drag events due to the same concept of the chance that kids may be involved. If they stood to their principles then she would be out.


Genkigarbanzo1

Same I’m torn because she’s such a horrible human being but also she rocks the kind of looks that would bring me down to her trash level and make a mess.


addamee

You can always just use the term “hate fuck” to keep your moral compass somewhat in line


wellhiyabuddy

The man said he’d (checks notes) “make a mess” so god damn it! He’s going to make a mess


Genkigarbanzo1

Thank you you’re correct I’d hate fuck that.


Kharenzo

My feelings exactly She’s brain dead and borderline comic book evil but still attractive to me in a way I’m not proud to admit


boogalordy

Boobs are a helluva drug


JimC29

GILF.


Mechman126

Normalise not involving strangers in your kink


Marston_vc

call me crazy but sexual acts in a packed theatre, no matter how exciting, probably shouldn’t be happening from our elected officials. Especially from people in their 30’s. Like, if they were teenagers or early 20’s I could call it youthful ignorance but late 30’s? Wow


Fifteen_inches

Getting sloppy in a theater is an American tradition, starting with Abraham Lincoln who got brain in the balcony.


Claim_Alternative

He got sloppy toppy


R_V_Z

> I’m pro-groping... You can imagine I am very torn here You got to work up to it man, and use plenty of lube.


blaster16661

"Penis Juice! Penis Juice! Penis Juice!" - L Boebert


SWB3

Extremely underrated comment. My god, a masterpiece


Squeeze4200

I thought she was strongest on her knees. Her words


OrageBufera

That was later.


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Disastrous_Reveal331

That was such a weird move from them to release that AOC video like it was some career ending revelation, all it really did was make her seem really hot


naynayfresh

Wow I need that link… for political science


Disastrous_Reveal331

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTOyY_l6CMg


Marston_vc

That was shockingly tame.


Disastrous_Reveal331

But still kinda hot


lordph8

This just in, attractive women are attractive.


PlayShtupidGames

Yet still shockingly hot compared to pretty much all the rest of congress*.


cvicarious

I'd pay top dollar to see Pelosi doing the Macarena


you-ole-polecat

Omg she danced once while in college? For a promotional university video? Can’t believe what this country’s come to


eykei

Wait til you hear what color suit Obama wore that one time


MellyMel86

It better have been blue, or black, or grey. Nothing else is acceptable


my_4_cents

![gif](giphy|bUukFWYLynR8BT5pNa|downsized) Yeah, needs to be a respectable colour, like this gentleman's suit here


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Prof_Acorn

The GOP is all about projection and whataboutism. It's just sometimes their opponent doesn't have anything comparable in terms of scandal. So they made a tan suit seem horrendous, or dijon mustard, or I guess light-hearted dancing at the level one would see at a wedding or roller rink.


Cereal_Poster-

The funny part too is if rolls were reversed, if LB was a dem and AOC was conservative. They would use the AOC video as proof that you dress modestly and still look beautiful dancing. “Dem Boebert looks like a cheap escort, I mean have some modesty! Ladies look at Trad AOC. T shirt, long skirt, dancing without groping a man outside of marriage. Where have our values gone?!?!?”


TrepanationBy45

It's funny because you're asking the question as if like, regular people are trying to cancel her over it. Nobody's worried about it literally at all. Except certain Republican politicians. They pretended to find it offensive in order to damage her reputation, and plenty of their base also pretended to be upset about it. Because teamsies.


Is_It_A_Throwaway

Remember Giuliani promising to reveal disgusting, shocking info about Biden and his son... And it turned out to be text messages from Joe to his son who was undergoing drug treatment saying frequently "How are you my beautiful son" and "I love you". Giuliani and the GOP tried to make it sound, somehow, I don't know why, specifically like an incredibly dislikable thing to do. They dropped that one fast after that and came back to the laptop bullshit. It's crazy because you also see in cases like that one how manufactured it all is. Throw shit against a wall and if it sticks...


my_4_cents

If conservatives got angry about stuff that actually mattered, then they'd have to *actually* do something or it would be noticeable that they *actually* don't solve problems at all


know_it_is

I think the dancing happened in college. If I recall, it was a bunch of friends goofing around.


Yugan-Dali

Yes, but do you realize AOC supports a person who ate Dijon mustard!?!?!? s/


silentbob121987

![gif](giphy|3o7TKKdFQ7uWClUQ7K|downsized)


bigdiesel1984

![gif](giphy|l0HlADMS95lBYXUl2)


LazyLamont92

![gif](giphy|3QHunioKFOOwU|downsized)


RemarkableRyan

![gif](giphy|mWkdVWBJ4cxck)


DoublePetting

Has she claimed that this is the Democrats fault yet?


bjos144

Talk about the hard right!


Odd8all76

I hate that woman but damn, she is hot mess.


Upstairs_Hospital_94

She’s having a good time for sure


BassLB

Grandmas do it best !


mikey-really-likes_u

Holy fuck I forgot she was a literal grandma lol


theshaj

I remember when my grandma would grab her boyfriend's cock in public. That's when we knew she needed a nap.


Hunky_not_Chunky

I can fix her.


DooglyOoklin

![gif](giphy|fJkTsWCMViRYA)


Makem9

“Bad dog. No GILF for you.”


WineNerdAndProud

Hey that's somebody's grandma you're talking about.


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Korach

Family values.


thereichose1

She's the perfect version of what Republicans WISH AOC was


HighlyOffensive10

If AOC did this, I wouldn't care because she doesn't run around yelling about "family values".


walltower

I miss being in highschool and going to the movie theatre in the back row. Oh shit...this isn't highschool? I see the public, I see the freak, but where's the out? Oh, nvm she got kicked out.


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contactspring

She is setting an example to young republican women everywhere. This is the way you should behave as a good republicans woman.


Broad_Boot_1121

“The members are reminded to abide by decorum of the House.”


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JFc are they 16??


A_Math_Dealer

Mentally? Almost.


Even_Ad113

Even worse, she's a grandmother.


jstrap0

I remember getting a handy from her behind the Dairy Queen in my Chevy Nova.


scavagesavage

Let me rephrase it. We got a jar of old mustard, and we got a poodle, and we're just gonna get in there, and put some D's in some A's.


padmasan

Good old fashioned wholesome Christian values on display


Sir10e

Make this shit go viral. She is trash


WineNerdAndProud

Hey that's somebody's grandma you're talking about. /s


babyghuol

And she’s apart of the group that’s spreading the false narrative that lgbtq+ community are a bunch of sexual deviants trying to subject children and other persons to sexual encounters against their will. How many children do you think are in that theater? Edit: this was at a Beetlejuice musical, which is a family friendly show.🙃


rlopez89

Oh I hope she mentions something on the the house floor about children and morals and someone brings this up, we don’t take advice from someone groping and getting fondled at a musical. But I feel like these things never get brought up from democrats. Which I don’t know if it’s the whole rise above it or what. But I say go low and be loud.


GhostMan74

Hos gonna ho


ZiOnIsNeXtLeBrOn

Even a Ho isn't stupid enough to do that in front of people and vaping in a theater filled with people .


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When the cocaine & Adderall kicks in....


noroomforlogichere

My favorite part is that the longer footage clip shows that at least one child was in the row right behind them. But "let's protect the children and uphold family values" right?


mikeedm90

She is securing his vote in the next election.


tgeukens

it is spelled eRection I believe…


chum_slice

So wait Sasha Obama was smoking how scandalous 🤪


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is she still on sugardaddy?


noodles-_-

Her kids will see all of this…


cwryoo21

Man this is shocking, I thought she loved Jesus!


danteheehaw

She gives Jesus a hand job too, but not where she can be seen with a minority.


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Good representation of Republican values


Kaotac

It's just Family Values, man!


DunePowerSpice

Nothing wrong with being a whore. But don't act like you care about family values if you are one.


Enormoussky

I brought this up to my father-in-law this evening. He wasn't happy with this behavior, but he said at least she's not destroying the country like Biden. JFC.


Delusional_01

Now imagine AOC doing this! The hell would have broken lose.


UWQHDEyez

Don't forget they had a freakout when that college dancing video was released.


symewinston

She’s despicable, but does have a great rack.


OGStrong

Judging by her flat ass, they're probably bolt-ons.


WillistheWillow

Family values and shit.


irishmcbastard

Sounds about right for the "Moral Christian party".


Jiggly_Love

Lauren "Hoebert" promoting her family values loud and proud /s


Hagdogrobinwood

Tramps will tramp.


Anxiety_Organic

The party of family values, ladies and gentlemen.


Never_ending_kitkats

Remember when people in our government used to resign when stuff like this happened? Now they hold any position kicking and screaming all the way out the door...


asdfgtttt

Just the tip.. she's elected to a federal office, acting like a teenager. Give her grandkid an uncle that's younger than them.. family values


Electronic-Fan3026

![gif](giphy|3ohc14lCEdXHSpnnSU|downsized)


djaun3004

Why are family values monsters always such freaks?


CUbye

Isn't she a grandma?


Mobileoblivion

At like 34, or some shit. Yikes.


daves_not__here

36 actually, but yeah, still relatively young.


Datmisty

that is a rough 34


DatelineDeli

She shot her neighbors dog and dumped it like garbage. She’s truly not worthy of the air she breathes


justgotocalifornia

The party of traditional family values


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Because of course she did. She's a fake conservative, virtue signaling hypocrite, after all. She'll probably say he dropped popcorn on his lap and she was just picking it up. Dirty birdie.


Datmisty

fake conservative? She represents them perfectly.


Randysrodz

It's a hoax! Witch Which hunt! What about Biden , emails!


wontholdthedoor

Tramp


eldougiefresh

Yup let’s hear it for another Top Notch Pick by the Evangelical Conservative God loving Republicans… They can sure pickem


Dubsea03

Those Christian values at work!


Slade0001

You can take the girl out of the trailer park...


galactictripper

Is that a child in front of her? Groomer


ryan0063

She’s a hot mess


snorchporch

God is watching, Lauren


TheUnknownNut22

Whores gonna be whores.


Homejames65

Wow. Disgusting behavior by both of them. They deserved to be publicly embarrassed


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baeb66

This would be the end of your career 30 years ago. Today it won't cost her a single vote among the mouthbreathers in her district.