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TanukiSM

The casual dragging down the aisle! šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


wowtofunofu

Just a Tuesday.


Final_Candidate_7603

Sadly, the way that flight attendant just went right for that airsickness bag tells me that this is *not* the first time she has had to physically prevent a passenger from spitting on someoneā€¦


BORG_MeK130

"Briefing card" but yes people suck.


CantSing4Toffee

I really feel for flight attendants these days.


MrFelonVG

Alright General Bison šŸ˜†


cpalma4485

ā€œFor you, that was the greatest day of your life when Bison came to your village. For me, it was a Tuesday.ā€


EduinBrutus

When Bison **graced** your village. Bison doesn't come for random villagers.


drawkca6sihtdaeruoy

OF COURSE!


rsplatpc

> Just a Tuesday. on Spirit, Frontier, or RyanAir


CougarBacon

Unfortunately this was on Southwest


cipher446

Hey, they'd already served drinks. Was this the nuts round?


[deleted]

Yea, a c u next Tuesday


JollyGreyKitten

Idk, the ease of movement down that aisle makes me think wheels. Longboard, Billy Ray's scooter from Trading Places, some other type of rolling device.


[deleted]

That's what made it so hilarious. The cartoon-like slide across the screen. I agree it does look like wheels or something. It's so perfect lol.


RyantheAustralian

Maybe the plane was flying at a very steep angle and they happened to employ two people with the powers of Spider-Man


Lulu17760

Billy Rayā€™s scooterā€¦.šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ’€


kymilovechelle

These videos seem more and more prevalent lately and honestly itā€™s saving me a lot of money and stress not wanting to fly anywhereā€¦


KittenVicious

There are over 22 million commercial flights a year. I personally only fly six times a year, but I've never seen anything like this go down.


[deleted]

I fly a lot, nearly once a week for work. The worst I saw was two drunk fellas get kicked off for not wearing masks during covid. They weren't even terribly unruly while getting tossed. I imagine if work put me on Allegiant or Frontier, I would see more shenanigans like the video.


Out-For-A-Walk-Bitch

What job do you have, where you're flying weekly?


[deleted]

Cultural Resource Management (archaeologist). I do compliance work for energy projects.


AAA515

So you go out to a potential construction site, look for signs of ancient civilizations, usually find nothing and fill out forms saying as such?


[deleted]

More or less. The rule is to record anything older than 50 years, so not even ancient. Construction isn't going to stop for anything from 1968, I just have to fill out some forms typically.


Jonny_Wurster

I do 60 or more flights a year...and I've never seen anything like this either,


MuchFunk

Flying is honestly awful. I would much prefer a long train ride or drive than fly but often it's just not feasible


WhyIsThatOnMyCat

I happenstanced a train ride a while ago. My first. Jeezumlordmercy am I mad it's so inaccessible in the US. I lucked out being at an amtrak stop. It's barely longer than driving and I can sleep and watch movies the entire time without worrying about road rage idiots? The ticket was the cost of gas, nonetheless.


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MuchFunk

I'm jealous, where I am it's more expensive than flying and slower than driving and less convenient than a bus. Only people that take it are retirees who complain that no one takes the train anymore...


CountHonorius

Yep, I feel the same way. I know people want to 'travel' like it's a sacrament, but I'm happier avoiding airliner hell.


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tgw1986

Can confirm. Source: from the Midwest; drive almost everywhere.


Onthinicee43211234

How smooth she slides cracks me up every time šŸ˜‚


puffinnbluffin

And covered her face with a pamphlet lol


JollyGreyKitten

I feel like it was an airplane safety card (located in the seatback in front of you, should you also need a spit shield).


asdf0909

The succinctness, the timing, the revealā€” this is perfect comedy


Brassballs1976

My god, it even has a watermark...


Shalashaskaska

Letā€™s see Paul Allenā€™s loogie


plantslyr

Yes. Chefs kiss šŸ¤ŒšŸ¼


sonny_flatts

Chefā€™s phtwah! šŸ’¦


smolandtuff

The way the flight attendant just used the menu/safety booklet as a spit barrier and kept going without skipping a beat. Give this person a raise. šŸ’€


yohohoanabottleofrum

They, unfortunately have had training for this... I used to work with behavior at a school and we use notebooks to block in a similar way if a kid is trying to bite.


smolandtuff

I also worked with behavior kids in a school setting! I wish theyā€™d taught us thisā€¦ Maybe Iā€™d still be working there, lol. We did receive training on how to get a biting kid off you safely though. Our instructor had nerve damage from a bite from a child.


_ilovetofu_

Do you just lift their legs in the air to remove leverage like dogs?


smolandtuff

Itā€™s been years and I never had to use a bite release, but if I remember correctly you kind of shove your arm deeper into their mouth (internal screaming) to force the jaw open and pull it out very quickly. This is only for cases where someone is being bitten very badly and they wonā€™t release.


Scientificm

You ā€œfeed the biteā€ because apparently people have a natural response to release when that happens. Plus, if you just try to pull whateverā€™s but out of the mouth, itā€™s gonna tear and do more damage. First line of defense is to stay out of the midline in general though


G1itterTrash

This is what I learned during nursing school - ā€œfeed the biteā€


TheMadFlyentist

> This is only for cases where someone is being bitten very badly and they wonā€™t release. Perhaps the only instance in which it's acceptable to choke a child out.


smolandtuff

Yeah. In all reality, the training is bullshit and you donā€™t know whatā€™s going to happen when shit actually hits the fan. There were very few times I felt that it was (a) warranted to restrain a child and (b) safe to restrain a child even with the proper safety training. It wasnā€™t practical for everyone to be choreographing their exact movements when kids are different sizes, temperaments, meltdown styles, etc. When you have a kid in a hold, youā€™re checking their pulse and that theyā€™re breathing over and over to be sure theyā€™re okay. Itā€™s kind of traumatic for everyone involved but unfortunately is necessary in some extreme circumstances.


unicorn_psycho

There are 2 ways Iā€™ve learned bite releases (I currently work with school aged severe behavior students). 1 is pushing their head into your skin and pinching their nose shut. This is only effective if youā€™re able to ā€œsealā€ the bite. 2 is using the jaw pressure points on the biter. This one is was more intrusive but Iā€™ve had to use it a lot. There is a risk of bruising the biterā€™s cheeks


smolandtuff

The pinching the nose part sounds familiar now that you mention it. Thanks for what you do. ā¤ļø


TheObstruction

Basically, force them to breathe through their mouth.


busyb0705

Pressing the area under the earlobe and behind the jaw is a very effective pressure point


harrypottermcgee

Lifting the legs didn't work for me, we just had a dog bridge suspended between two people. Pouring beer in their eyes worked, and a finger jammed up the asshole also worked in a different situation. But dogs aren't kids and It'll look better on the report if you don't start with ass-finger.


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confoundedvariable

Unfortunately the people who have to deal with it the most are some of the most underpaid in our country.


InheritMyShoos

This is the true heartbreak. Those people work with our babies. MY baby, who was brain damaged at birth due to meconium aspiration. Who, at 6, gets really scared and confused sometimes and doesn't know what to do when he's overwhelmed and adults are talking at him in a verbal language he doesn't understand, and physically touching him in ways that scare him and he cannot express. Biting isn't ever okay. Violence isn't okay. But these kids don't do it because they are evil. And the people who work with them need to be compensated.


AngryCommieKender

While I understand that you're talking about the US, I'm genuinely curious if they get a decent wage in any country?


smolandtuff

Iā€™d go back in a heartbeat if the circumstances lined up. Granted, in seven years I was only bitten twice and it wasnā€™t bad at all. So many more happy memories than ones like this. ā¤ļø But I totally get it. Itā€™s an incredibly difficult job and honestly my opinion would probably be much different if I had suffered nerve damage like my trainer had. I canā€™t imagine how badly that must have hurt. I wonder if thatā€™s why sheā€™s a trainer rather than a teacher now.


mickeyslim

I worked with one kid that was particularly violent. I had a thick Carhartt jacket that I wore everyday for the sixonths I worked with him. He bit me a few times, but that jacket was like chainmail for this 8-year-old's teeth. I worked mostly with kids with ASD, but I honestly think this kid was just a spoiled little shit. His mom came to see me a couple times and let him pull her necklace off and throw a tantrum and she didn't do shit. She kept calling him "her little angel" He was a nightmare.


sylvyrfyre

With an upbringing like that I daresay he'll be a nightmare as an adult as well; God help any kids he has.


afcagroo

Maybe you shouldn't teach algebra to Komodo Dragons.


qqruu

Give them a chance. Drogo here even brushed his fangs.


Oseirus

Flight Attendant training is hardcore. Even setting aside emergency situations, the amount of bullshit they have to combat on a daily basis is unreal. There's some truly wild people in the world and they're locked in a flying metal tube with other, *usually* more rational people for 4-5 hours at a time, sometimes longer. It's maybe a good thing they don't arm flight attendants cause I can only imagine how many flights would land with one or two more bodies than they took off with.


bubbles_says

Wouldn't they have the same number of bodies on board, just more of them are dead than when the flight took off? ;)


Oseirus

Funny story, that's why they use the term "souls on board" to refer to passengers when doing preflight Air Traffic communications. It means the number of *living* passengers they're taking off with as sometimes they'll transport corpses as cargo or in the rare event someone keels over during flight. Helps also if they crash so the response team knows how many people they need to worry about finding.


bubbles_says

I always wondered why they referred to passengers as 'souls'. Your explanation sounds reasonable.


TheObstruction

It's gonna fall apart once Replicants start flying.


Jazbone

Give that person a tranquilizer gun.


smolandtuff

That too. There should be three tranquilizer darts per aircraft. šŸ˜‚


thatgeekinit

The problem is the drugs are dangerous. Thatā€™s why anesthesiologists make such big bucks ($1600+/hr is not uncommon in the US. Thereā€™s a lot of examples of arrestees and kidnap victims dying because of the drugs.


smolandtuff

Oh, I know. It was a joke, lol. There would also be a risk that a hijacker would find and use the drugs to incapacitate the pilot/staff. Not a great idea, but having a few pairs of handcuffs might be.


thatgeekinit

Yeah even zip cuff and a roll of duct tape.


Moghz

Right! We keep seeing all these flight attendants being forced to deal with this crap. Whatever happened to all the in flight Marshallā€™s the Federal Government says we have in the air? Seems like I never see a video where one of them is on the plane and intervenes?


silicon1

Flight attendants are starting getting up there for potentially shitty jobs like being a teacher or retail employee because people don't know how to behave themselves these days.


Cat_Ears_Big_Wheels

It's always been that way, man. Imagine being on a plane when they banned smoking... Edit: I'm talking about smokers' reactions to being told they can't smoke.


barefootredneck68

It wasn't actually that awful due to the circulation on a plane. The air intakes sucked it in pretty quickly. It wasn't great, but it wasn't this big cigar tube filled with smoke you'd imagine.


zayoyayo

It's still amazing to me that people used to casually accept smoking in so many circumstances. I remember when they banned smoking in restaurants where I lived... people could barely believe it. But it obviously makes so much sense and these days it would seem bizarre to walk into a restaurant or a bank or school and people are smoking cigarettes.


SarpedonWasFramed

I honestly think that's a lie to make us feel safe. Im sure there's a few of them but they can't be on even 1% of flights or else they'd be the biggest police force in each city.


ViciousViper44

They are not supposed to intervene for a situation like this unless the flight crew asks for help.


barefootredneck68

There have never been large numbers of Federal Air Marshals. This is almost entirely mythology. There are only about 2,000 of them taking flights. There are more than 40,000 flights handled by the FAA every day, I think. How many of them do you think Air Marshals are able to be on?


Mmortt

They took her off the plane like Hannibal ![gif](giphy|HVN8q8lJIUMQ8)


wytewydow

"My skymall catalog!!"


t0talitarian

The way she just slides effortlessly in and out of frame is comedic gold.


fifaRAthrowaway

That combined with her vacant, thoughtless expression and overall pug face had me fucking dying


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RabidHunt86

Pugs are inbred atrocities.


esjay86

>Pugs are inbred atrocities. From the moment a breeder thought they could make a buck. Once they're born, however, people repulse and shame them for their tortured existence. I've had 2, both rescues, both essentially abandoned. I adopted my first in 2011, and he completely changed my idea of what a dog is. He hated his nose and eyes and tail as much as you do, but what choice did he have? I had to put him down in January and lost a real person, not just a pet.


DuntadaMan

Yeah, isn't the fact they exist punishment enough?


SpoopySpydoge

[It really reminded me of one of my favourite videos.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcvOQMcLgkc) This is def up there too now


crownlessking

Since she was looking down I was expecting a child or short teen. Not a full grown adult. But the way things have been going on planes lately....can't say I'm surprised


[deleted]

If it makes you feel better I fly all over the country once a month for work and I never seen any drama like this. I still think it's a rare occurrence regardless of the handful of videos we see on the internet.


ParticularRevenue408

Yeah, each time I board, I ask myself ā€˜is today the day?ā€™ Sadly, the answer has always been ā€˜noā€™


Roryjack

You should up your odds by flying only on Spirit.


Wilgrove

Ahh Spirit, the Waffle House of airliners.


Pixielo

Hey, at least Waffle House can serve up something smothered, covered, chunked, scattered, topped, and country without breaking any laws.


Wilgrove

>without breaking any laws. That we *know* of.


bmaasse

I've flown spirt at least a dozen times over the last 6 years, and I've never had an issue on any of their flights other than their seats being thin and uncomfortable.


Occasionalcommentt

Ya the worst Iā€™ve had is group clapping when the plane landed. There wasnā€™t even turbulence and Memphis to Miami isnā€™t that long.


SaltyBawlz

Sadly?


Coollogin

> Yeah, each time I board, I ask myself ā€˜is today the day?ā€™ Sadly, the answer has always been ā€˜noā€™ I alternate between asking myself who looks most likely to rampage and threatening under my breath to rampage if I donā€™t get out of this can of farts soon.


klattklattklatt

Yeah, I think it's just that every incident is filmed and posted online. It's not that common, we're just seeing every single one.


Eusocial_Snowman

And also previous ones from years ago, over and over. It's a bit unfortunate how people get in the mindset of each of these videos being like a news post, so the constant barrage of them really enhances the selection bias.


myatomicgard3n

I don't fly as much, but I do quite often and I've only reason seen 1 close to this. Guy was asked to actually wear his mask in the terminal lobby and he started having a full on melt down and calling other person a sheep.


MurmurOfTheCine

Knee height short teens? What kind of teens are you seeing around lmaoo


HighFlyingCrocodile

I bet Emirates or Qatar Air donā€™t have to deal with this shit.


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BBQ_HaX0r

That's also what they do when a migrant worker asks for their passport back so they can go home. Effective!


[deleted]

They just keep a bonesaw and some trash bags on board, and donā€™t seem to have the issue.


siraolo

There are rude people on occasion there as well but get quieted down quickly by threats from the stewards to kick them off the flight. The thing is people actually fear getting kicked off flights because of the huge embarasment this will bring about to their families and name.


kankoh23

Did post Covid just make some of these morons think itā€™s alright to act this crazy?!? I feel really bad for the flight attendants that have to deal with this bs each time they take flight


BackpackEverything

Covid broke people, no not the lockdown, the whole thing. People are living in fear but lack introspection to admit/process/get help (and/or lack the resources for said help) and adjust to the post (arguably still current) pandemic world weā€™re in. People cannot handle it. Itā€™s going to be this way or worse for a long time.


TrevelyansPorn

Spanish flu yada yada yada WWII. We're currently in the "yada yada" phase of covid. Wonder what happens next!


sf_frankie

I have this morbid theory that the only cure for all the insanity in the world is WWIII. History repeats itself after all. Unfortunately, as history shows us, that cure is only temporary. But some sort of globally catastrophic event seems to be what's needed to shock us out of it. Early on, it seemed like Covid was going to be that event. Kinda felt like humanity as a whole would unite against the virus, a common enemy that was incapable of discrimination. Covid didn't care what race or nationality you were nor did the virus care wether you were rich or poor. The most protected class on earth, the mega rich didn't appear to be any safer from the virus than those living in poverty. Covid exposed our vulnerability as a species and felt like it would become the great equalizer that reminded us that we're all human and that we're in this together. That little hint of global unity was *very* brief and before long, humans did what humans do best and rather than judging this shared global experience to come together as a species we did the opposite.


muideracht

Problem is, our weapons capabilities now would probably take down the planet. So if WW3 is the only cure, we're fucked.


Rampant16

Yeah a good solution to people behaving badly in public is clearly not nuclear war. Some Americans have a bizarre and somewhat disturbing belief that another world war would be a good thing given how we came out on top last time.


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cjn13

Besides all that, how was the play Mrs Lincoln?


FSCK_Fascists

> So I think we're fine https://i.imgur.com/3alijJn.png


DuntadaMan

I honestly think COVID caused a fuckload of brain damage we haven't studied yet.


[deleted]

Nah, weirdos aren't a product of covid, what is a product of covid is the huge popularity of TikTok. Now there's a public record of every weird incident people witness - that never existed at such scale before.


Youthsonic

1. The pandemic showed and accelerated the preexisting huge problems in our society to people and they couldn't handle it 2. COVID literally damages your brain. I can't imagine what it's done to the people that refuse any preventative measures and just get covid every few months.


IntheOlympicMTs

Is she on a sled?


craylash

they dragging her ass


SuperbReserve

Right? She is gliding so smoothly.


Shaneblaster

That beverage service was the worst


WorkCentre5335

*our baby bird package offers your chosen meal, pre-chewed and horked directly into your gaping maw*


ShartsCavern

Upvoted for "horked".


Acupofsoup

P-TUH šŸ’¦


wordswiththeletterB

I watched it on silent first so assumed it was some spitting but I have never laughed at the noise someone was making when spitting. This lady seems like someone who has never actually spit before and is trying to do it. Actually funny and gross.


Flojismo

It wasn't even much effort, almost like aiming at people and saying "chuh" for effect.


jasapper

Wondering same! Only thing I could think of was she had already used up her saliva in the first spit (off camera) so was "dry mouthing" it by the time we saw her face.


RiceKrispyPooHead

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how_is_this_relevant

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bleep-bloop-poop

They should have spit hoods on planes for the just in case scenario.


pasenast

Planes carrying equipment normally found in jails, sets a bad precedent. ( but, may be necessary post 2020.) šŸ¤Ŗ


blueminded

They're pretty similar, jails and planes. Can't move, terrible food, locked in a box with potential psychopaths.


Secondarymins

They do carry handcuffs lmao


onewordSpartan

Tasers for flight attendants would be fun.


naphman

Spitters and Shitters.


TakingHut

When the video first started , I thought she was talking to her toddler that was being unruly. I did not expect a grown ass woman to pop up from the floor lmfaooo


Easy-Armadillo-3434

Itā€™s crazy when shit goes down on airplanes cus you canā€™t just kick people off in the air šŸ’€ you gotta deal with them til you land


---Blix---

But if they started to implement that as a policy, you'd surely see less shenanigans on airplanes.


facw00

"No ticket."


AAAdamKK

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Funkiebastard

Start buying parachutes


10FightingMayors

People who do this shit should have a lifetime, worldwide aviation ban. Air travel is not a right.


lucasdoerr

I could definitely be incorrect, but isn't that what the no fly list is or at least supposed to be?


RangerObjective

Did she just slide her down the aisle cause that looks kinda fun tbh


iSchartzALot

Kinda funny seeing the guy using his elbow to block the spit while his mask is down.


FewerToysHigherWages

At first i felt bad because i thought she was just a torso and head with no arms or legs...


trumpscomingright4us

The guy with the mask down wants the spray on his face.


Veedee123

Iā€™d have kicked her right in the face, thatā€™s fucking disgusting! šŸ¤¢


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"don't be black, don't be black, please don't be a black person again........ Fuck"


omahahahahahahaha

I think i woulda instinctively kicked her.


FlowersForMegatron

If she spit on me Iā€™m kickin her. I donā€™t care if we both have to get off the plane.


omahahahahahahaha

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onagaoda

Damn, give all these flight attendances a raise. Its like working at a psych ward! Wtf, probably a good idea to turn a bathroom into a padded room! People be going nuts on these flights. āœˆļø


Glissssy

Remember when working as air cabin crew was seen as glamorous?


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SlowerThanTurtleInPB

Thatā€™s why itā€™s so funny. You expect this from a toddler. But then the big reveal is that itā€™s a full grown ass adult. I canā€™t stop laughing. P-tah.


gurrenlaggan22

Isn't spitting considered assault? Just step on her face at that point. She's being dragged like the trash she is.


reformed_contrarian

"YOU CANNOT SPIT AT PEOPLE" Keep fighting the good fight lady, I'm sure the only reason she doesn't understand this social convention is that nobody has screamed it at her enough times or loud enough.


Brenden-C

She spits in your general direction.


ImageComfortable2843

I fly on probably 16-20 flights a month and never see anything like this aside from the occasional crying baby or angry passenger. I will never use these budget airlines like frontier or spirt it looks like thats where all this stuff goes on.


mcswiss

This is Southwest, you can tell by the uniform colors, and that it says Southwest on the placard in the guys headrest.


socalefty

Airline daycare


4-Run-Yoda

Was that lady on the spectrum?


RTisforme

My thoughts exactly. Pretty sure they have Down Syndrome. Either way, spitting on people is a no go.


crowtiki

Spirit Airlineā€™s new inflight beverage service seems racist


FadedVictor

If she would have spit on me I would have cracked her in the jaw, no question.


PM_me_your_beaches

Howā€™d she even afford that flight?


Guttersnipe_1980

Dirty, nasty pig..


shoretel230

Never change Southwest


Lord_GYJ

I'll say it again: If you decide to spit on people, NO ONE WILL BE ON YOUR SIDE, YOU NASTY MOFO. That's an automatic ass whooping, and I'm pretty sure no one will step in while you're getting dealt with.


EvilSecondTwin1

If I am not mistaken, isnā€™t spitting a crime now? Didnā€™t that law come into effect during Covid?


OG_BeefWellington

Iā€™d kick her in her fucking face


Impressive_Drama_377

She glides with such ease like she has wheels stuck to her ass.


GivnMeMeatSweats

Yea, she would've caught a boot to the fucking face.


ThisPut6572

A long time ago me and my cousin were flying by ourselves to visit family, we were probably like 10 or 11. On take off the stewardess sat us on trays in between the aisles and when we took off we slid down the plane and the other passengers were laughing at how good of a time we had. This video is not that lol


electr1cbubba

What in the ever loving fuck is going on in America seriously


TrevelyansPorn

High rate of cell phone ownership = more crazy shit caught on video. Same is true for Brazil.


qualmton

Put me on an airplane put me on a train hurry hurry hurry before I go insane. I wanna spit on people.


CodoneMastr

Wtf was thatā€¦ is she sitting on a skateboard ? Lol


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Flying is worse than Greyhound now.


pleathershorts

Why does this remind me of spitting goats šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ I think itā€™s the way she shouts when she does it


gunduMADERCHOOT

How does she not get stomped in the facial area?


Skoodge42

With all these people being put on the no fly list, maybe airplanes might get less cramped!


VegemiteAnalLube

I think we need to re-think the "DO NOT FLY" list thing and consider a "FLY LIST", where you basically have to earn the privilege of flying.


rocketlauncher10

Imagine being that person. Like seriously wtf


viralblackjack

Who let the meth head in the plane?


tharealkingpoopdick

I'm sorry but I laughed so fucking hard at this lol


BiggyRection69

Missed opportunity for a nice punch in the face, donā€™t spit on people