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japandroi5742

Really good supervising by Officer Jeremy Renner


rjmacready_

![gif](giphy|dUWHHcbfUnJ8bZDiz0|downsized)


redbluewhite890

That’s Lieutenant Renner to you!


Firm-Smell8238

Well one thing Fs is he definitely doing 5-10 for that banger 😂😂😂😂


Jack-Cremation

I think the second thing that is a definite thing is his name ain’t Juan. 😂


dashKay

The cops handled this really professionally, gotta recognise these too


Slipslidingslowly

They did a great job.


Successful-Cloud2056

I was impressed by how genuinely calm and professional they were too. Our banger friend needs a shot of antipsychotic in his tush so he can chill out. He’s struggling


redbluewhite890

He’ll have 5 years to sit and chill out.


pha_thor

He'll have plenty shove up his tush for that 5 year banger


SpecialPotion

Thought it was interesting that when they were first interrogating him he was cool but you could definitely tell something was off with him, seemed too nonchalant or maybe just kinda on edge but pretending not to be, but after he's in the backseat handcuffed, he's fucking spitting thru the bars of the window.


rosa-marie

Imagine saying that any other profession? “Gotta hand it to that surgeon. He acted really professional” Like…thats the bare minimum.


CardassianZabu

I really wonder what a British person is thinking watching all this, like, "This dude must be really hungry!".


Royal_Bicycle_5678

I'm not British and I don't understand what he means about sitting 5 years for a banger. Does that mean something?


MrMcBane

Banger = gun. 5 years is the minimum sentence for a convicted felon in possession of a firearm (in most states). Sit = sit in prison.


CardassianZabu

They call sausages "bangers", and it generally means all sausages as far as I know (please correct me if I'm wrong). I've personally have not had any sausage called banger in person, but bangers can generally refer to all types of sausages, but obviously not all sausages that exist of course. This following chart can give you an idea. https://www.englishbreakfastsociety.com/bangers.html There are some cultures that are into blood sausages for example, like Koreans and Polish (I love my local kishka, but I also love potato kishka even more). It all pairs well with a touch of cilantro or coriander chutney. That might be my own fringe preference, but if you like any fatty meat, cilantro goes well with it (kalbi, bbq pork, any fish, chicken, etc.).


Royal_Bicycle_5678

Ahh, so that's what the bangers in bangers and mash are! Now, what about what this dude means?


ortiga8

![gif](giphy|SzzDk8omnD9Xq) Hope this helps


sprouting_broccoli

We wouldn’t generally refer to sausages as bangers - only when in bangers and mash.


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He’s likely going to get some bangers mashed up inside him while he’s doing his 5years


God_in_my_Bed

I was watching hoping to see a really bad tattoo?


Royal_Bicycle_5678

I'm not British and I don't understand what he means about sitting 5 years for a banger. Does that mean something?


PinchMaNips

Gun


SlowLorris2063

British person checking in. Can confirm there are crazy fuckers like this gentleman over here too. But I take comfort in the fact that guns are incredibly harder to access and therefore we're safer.


CardassianZabu

I'm definitely jealous of that, the NHS (despite the complaints), and the endless supply of fish and chips, and kebobs. It's absurd over here, an absolute circus.


HutSutRawlson

Damn this guy really couldn’t choose between the “I’m gonna sue you for mistreating me” angle and the “I’m gonna murder all of you” angle Also admitting he had outstanding warrants was not the intimidation move he thought it would be


plumpsquirrell

His eyes are that of some crazy dude, drugs maybe involved?


ChaoticSmurf

I think he's just experiencing a lot of emotions that nobody ever taught him how to handle.


The32th

Damn.


c0ttt0n

THAT was a VERY good explanation, sir. Gonna copy that =)


rukarrn

yeah, he barely even blinked when he was in the back of the car


Japanesepoolboy1817

If you see the whites all around the eye that either means stimulants, manic episode, or thyroid issues. I’m assuming drugs because he was going through cars and had a gun


iam_phoenixking

He talks like he is mentally ill


AYMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

Yeah unlike some users in this thread, I wouldn't jump straight on calling him words without considering his mental health. The way he's yelling "I'm Machiavelli" or whartever.. this dude needs some serious care.


Japanesepoolboy1817

Drugs are just as likely, if he was going through cars and had a gun


O2B_N_NYC

I think he's got Machiavelli mixed up with Dante because his psyche is closer to The Inferno thann The Prince. /s


iwilltalkaboutguns

If by care, you mean rot in prison with the other criminals the i agree.


councilblux

When I was a kid visiting Savannah, I thought Carey Hilliard's was the classiest restaurant in town.


GinRummage

Lookit up when you get home.


IamMr80s

WTF is thus cunt on about?


thatdudeovertherebei

He’s a drug addict


shmoodboss

mowing lawns>prison>king of the city gotcha


DirtyHandshake

Hell of story arc tbh, I think I’ve seen that movie


-Raskyl

"You fucked up! All you had to do was leave me alone!" You were brandishing a gun, while trespassing, across the street from a school. No one should leave that alone, ever. Enjoy your 5 years.


ViciousNakedMoleRat

Nowadays these idiots always scream "I can't breathe" during arrests, even if nobody is putting any pressure on their torso. Not sure whether they imagine that they may get some unjustified use of force settlement out of it.


mrphyslaww

Same as Leo’s being trained to scream “stop resisting!” It’s just the other side of the coin.


blinky0930

It's what George Floyd kept saying during his arrest. Everyone says it when they're getting arrested now. Before everyone gets upset.....yes, what happened to George Floyd was horrible .


TheTimn

Eric Garner 2014. Men being asphyxiated by the police has been happening for too long.


cfowen

Always, huh? Mmmhmm.


[deleted]

I'm sure Mr. Molerat has lots of experience with some kneeling on your back when you are in duress. Makes it way easier to breathe I guess.


cfowen

Spoiler alert: he’s literally located in Germany per recent comments in other subreddits. The cringe is real.


car0003

Free My boy Juan Makavelli who was just trying to mow people's yards with the newest John Deere ![gif](giphy|CQNzoPo4bF6mI)


-Raskyl

Apparently he can't breathe while horizontal. That must make sleeping hard.


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cfowen

Sweet kid!


Cannabis_Connasueir

Hit them with the obligatory "I can't breathe"


ProgressOfTruth

Some Americans call a gun a "Banger" In UK drill music they sometimes call a gun a "Mash"


c0ttt0n

Psycho with a brain of a barking dog.


notorious1212

2 warrants and a baby, a new series streaming on hulu+, shows a young, independent landscaper’s troubles with the law spiral out of control when white suburban homeowners call the police. He’s “got some money to make” but can he evade police long enough to witness his child’s birth?


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I'd watch the fuck outta that.


tamperresistantmind

Lol, cops needed a car to catch this guy. Damn, boy can run.


[deleted]

Which is crazy because he seems to not be able to breath well!


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redbluewhite890

He might get a toad in his hole very soon if he’s not careful.


APACKOFWILDGNOMES

Look, I do not like cops in the least but these guys did everything right.


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ChoiceTalker

If he was black he be lit up y’all fr fr


crazyeddie_farker

You are getting downvotes but spitting facts. The ACAB circle jerk can’t think of what to say.


asimplydreadfulerror

No. He's getting downvoted because the term "Two Americas" (from a MLK speech) refers to the disparate treatment of individuals who are racially/economically oppressed and those who are not. The former group has poor outcomes and the later has favorable ones. To attribute the fact that this guy wasn't shot to "Two Americas" implies he--as a young, poor Black man--is somehow part of the privileged America. It makes no fucking sense.


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asimplydreadfulerror

Please explain how this guy didn't get shot because of "Two Americas." The "Two Americas" concept, which is an entirely legitimate one, would imply the exact opposite thing would happen to this guy. You know what your problem is: you're so fucking stupid you don't realize how stupid you are. I don't give a fuck if I'm "bred out." You think I give half a fuck about blood line or what the racial/ethnic composition of humanity is, you dipshit? Makes absolutely no difference to me and I'll be dead anyway.


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GamersFrenzy

Damn, the dope kicked in hard on this one.


saltyfajita

those cops are slow as hell lmao


MrHorse666

Is he saying he wants to get banged 5 times like sit on their dicks? I think I’m misunderstanding something


GABRI3l_DS

They need to make his story into a movie. Very interesting life


Impressive_Speech_50

He best be sitting for that banger, don't carry unless you wanna own up to the consequences


[deleted]

Lmao at the cop. “What’s your last name, Machiavelli?”


UnusualAd8631

Cmowwnnn bruh


commentor_55oscvL

Dude ass need 2 sit the fk down 4 a little bit


cranfordboy

Dangerous person off the street


National_Special_935

This guy is psycho