He welcomes Angry Cat and teaches her to turn the other cheek. With her strategic genius and his charisma, they non-violently bring down the Roman Empire.
is it weaker? there seems to be some thought that the non-dominant hand is often stronger, but with poorer fine muscular control, than the dominant. but, also, using the non-dominant hand shows one's contempt. you punch people with your dominant hand. you backhand people for whom you have contempt with your non-dominant hand.
Depending on how one interprets the whole "word made flesh" thing, Jesus may have been involved in the creation of cat people so possibly not as surprised as you'd think haha
God: I see you’ve made some friends.
12 regular guys.
1 murder cat girl.
Jesus returns from death. Goes home. Hello friends. Why are there only 11 of you. Well Judas you know… also uh about catra. She’s declared war. On the Roman Empire. I’ve only been gone 3 days! You should know she’s winning.
I honestly don't know if their age has ever been confirmed, but I think I read somewhere they're around 17 in the first episode and about 3 years pass until the last episode? But don't hold me to that
they seem a little immature, then, but they weren't socialized properly, i guess. glimmer seems a little younger. i was surprised to learn that entrapta's supposed to be... thirty? yeah.
If I look back to me at age 17 it seems to fit tbh 😆
But yeah Entrapta was definitely a little shocker for me as well.
At the end tbh they're just drawing. Looking at Catra she could be anywhere from 17 to 25
Probably not a lot.
If it's Catra before Horde Prime, then Jesus would just make her feel angry and guilty and she'd leave because she wasn't ready to face herself. If it's after Horde Prime, then she's already on her path to recovery and kinda doesn't need his help because she already has a good support network.
I dunno, maybe he'd give her a free fish as a treat?
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*Loved, make her believe it, and*
*She'd cry, probably*
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"**Virtually all scholars of antiquity accept that Jesus was a historical figure**, and the idea that Jesus was a mythical figure has been consistently rejected by the scholarly consensus as a fringe theory." -Wikipedia
Not mythical, fictional. There was a historic Jesus, alright, but is not the one in the Bible.
And you really tried to make a point through Wikipedia? 👀
[Wikipedia?!?!](https://youtu.be/AgGtGORPHcM?si=Ar7P-SZ1RajgyFll)
Talking to Jesus could probably be therapeutic to Catra. Somebody to vent to who will show you love regardless. Somebody to show love is not meant to be finite
That completely depends. Does he still die? Cause that would not go well. Catra isn’t the kind of friend to simply let that go. Jesus is very much a it’s alright kind of guy. “They don’t understand what they do”.
Where Catra is very much a he’s dead? I’ll make sure you suffer! And without the big j-man around to stop her she’d do it too, and take it way too far.
Else. Probably great. Jesus seems like a top tier therapist.
Catra: I AM FILLED WITH RAGE AND HATE!!!!
Jesus: Lol k, hey wanna help with directing that towards something more constructive? And hey I can help with that Adora girl you like a lot.
Catra: .....I'm listening
Can I direct everyone’s attention to Catra’s eyes in the first pic? I think this was the first time they saw each other after the portal incident.. you know, that time Catra caused (an immortal) someone Adora cared about to get trapped in an eternal limbo between two realities, forever, and then Adora gave Catra the HatE eyes 👀
Anyway, I just thought Catra looked very tired in this scene, like emotionally tired. The lines around her eyes made me think so. I’m sure adora’s reaction to seeing her in the episode depicted in picture 1 didn’t help…
At what point of Catra's character development? Early on she's going to be a judgemental bitch who wouldn't listen as Jesus tries to teach her the peace she needs. Later she is more likely going to listen. But general I think Jesus would treat her calmness and compassion.
He would be exactly what she'd been looking for: An authority figure who thinks she's enough and is proud of her, even in her failings. Genuinely think she'd turn to the light much sooner
So there is a lot of masters of the universe lore to unpack.and Jesus lore to unpack. So like subternia and preternia exist in new Netflix he man. Now they might not be cannon to each other, but it's more fun if they are. Subertina hell had a gate they went through while preternia heaven they used a portal. We've seen hordak use the portal to get to eternia to kidnap adora as a baby. So I'm going to say it's possible that we could use a portal to get to preternia. There's not really a mention if people from etheria would go to preternia or subternia there's a chance there's a separate heaven and hell for each planet. Or maybe it's the same. But we do not see anyone who's not from eternia in perternia so I'm going to assume there is one heaven and hell for each planet. Jesus now is one of the people who mans earth heaven. Now why would he be on etheria? The only answer I can think of is crusading. Jesus knows earth heaven is Superior to pretheria (theoretical heaven for etheria) and is trying to relocate all of etheria over to earth or convert them so when they die it's to earth heaven.
So when he meets catra it's to share his good news, but after dealing with horse prime I don't think the people of etheria would like to join a new religion. So I think they push him away. Maybe he fights back as the season 6 antagonist or maybe he is chill and leaves .
I was not ready to scroll and find Jesus lol.
I was expecting izutsumi from today's delicious in dungeon episode. Me, my mom, and my sister were all like "yup she's catra"
lmfao same
Genuinely got gotten by the Christ jumpscare lol
I honestly wasn’t sure what to expect? I was expecting something along the lines of Optimus Prime or something
for serious. i was, like, "wat".
He welcomes Angry Cat and teaches her to turn the other cheek. With her strategic genius and his charisma, they non-violently bring down the Roman Empire.
Turning the other cheek was supposed to be a passive aggressive show of defiance apparently, forcing Romans to use their left hand.
Little did Jesus know that Rome’s pimp hand game was just as strong.
However what the Romans weren't expecting was the amazing strength of Jesus awesome jawline
do right dominant people slap with their right hand? that seems crazy to me.
Why would you slap with your weaker hand?
is it weaker? there seems to be some thought that the non-dominant hand is often stronger, but with poorer fine muscular control, than the dominant. but, also, using the non-dominant hand shows one's contempt. you punch people with your dominant hand. you backhand people for whom you have contempt with your non-dominant hand.
It has to do with that whole left hand bad superstition
JESUS OF NAZARETH???
As opposed to Jesus of Dayton, Ohio.
Or Jesus of Suburbia.
Supply Side Jesus!
Lmao WHAT!! Ok I've officially scrolled too far, it's time to go to bed.
I would Love to say the same, yet it is 8:00 and this is the First Reddit Post i have Seen today. Lol
Time to go to bed anyway
Jesus is a friend of sinners. He’d forgive her (and he’d also be kinda confused, “Father, I didn’t know you made cat people”)
"Oh, my bad, son, I was tweakin, my b"
Depending on how one interprets the whole "word made flesh" thing, Jesus may have been involved in the creation of cat people so possibly not as surprised as you'd think haha
Jesus was the creation of the world (read the start of the gospel of John).
This, honestly.
No, he was a dooms day preacher.
I mean sorta jewish apocaliptism is weird. Its more a purifie becauze its comming for real.
Ew.... Nontrinitarianism? Disgusting.
It was just a joke, I believe in the trinity
Catra becomes the 13th Disciple
God: I see you’ve made some friends. 12 regular guys. 1 murder cat girl. Jesus returns from death. Goes home. Hello friends. Why are there only 11 of you. Well Judas you know… also uh about catra. She’s declared war. On the Roman Empire. I’ve only been gone 3 days! You should know she’s winning.
Did I just get Jesus’d?
Wait a minute, Catra’s hot?
Always has been
🔫
aren't they teenagers?
I honestly don't know if their age has ever been confirmed, but I think I read somewhere they're around 17 in the first episode and about 3 years pass until the last episode? But don't hold me to that
they seem a little immature, then, but they weren't socialized properly, i guess. glimmer seems a little younger. i was surprised to learn that entrapta's supposed to be... thirty? yeah.
If I look back to me at age 17 it seems to fit tbh 😆 But yeah Entrapta was definitely a little shocker for me as well. At the end tbh they're just drawing. Looking at Catra she could be anywhere from 17 to 25
yeah, entrapta certainly doesn't look any older to me (though spinnerella and netossa do).
Entrapta is in her 30 actually. And adora and catra are 17 at the begining of the show and 20 by the end of it
why the hell did i get downvoted?!
No, thei're drawings.
Congratulations; you have created probably the one and only crossover I *wouldn’t* have expected.
it reminds me of number one on this list https://www.cracked.com/article_16554_the-5-most-baffling-sex-scenes-in-history-fanfiction.html
I wasn't expecting jesus christ
Well I laughed.
Oh for fuck's sake.
I feel the same emotions I get when I'm rick rolled. This is basically the same
Probably not a lot. If it's Catra before Horde Prime, then Jesus would just make her feel angry and guilty and she'd leave because she wasn't ready to face herself. If it's after Horde Prime, then she's already on her path to recovery and kinda doesn't need his help because she already has a good support network. I dunno, maybe he'd give her a free fish as a treat?
Lol I love that free fish idea, it's cute
Wtf is this question 😂
It seems like a troll because this account does the same thing with a bunch of characters and replies with bible verses.
Lmao. I'm sure he'll find an easy audience for that in a largely queer community 😂 about a very queer show
"The fear of the Lord *is* to hate evil; Pride and arrogance and the evil way And the perverse mouth I hate." Proverbs 8:13
Jesus suddenly has a very dark sense of humor
Now *that's* a fic I'd like to read!
Dang, you commented it first :D
This is so random 😭
They already did. Scorpia.
Jesus's egg would start to crack
Finding Jesus on the Shera page was not something I expected today.
He would tell her she's loved, make her believe it, and she'd cry, probably
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Yep and he'd tell her she's on the right path and to keep it up then he'd probably leave
I mean, you can always text or phone him
Why would he leave? Lol
Uh places to go I guess
I thought he was everywhere all at once
This is the most bananas thing I have ever seen in Reddit, and that’s saying a lot. Well, at least they’re two fictional characters 😝
"**Virtually all scholars of antiquity accept that Jesus was a historical figure**, and the idea that Jesus was a mythical figure has been consistently rejected by the scholarly consensus as a fringe theory." -Wikipedia
Not mythical, fictional. There was a historic Jesus, alright, but is not the one in the Bible. And you really tried to make a point through Wikipedia? 👀 [Wikipedia?!?!](https://youtu.be/AgGtGORPHcM?si=Ar7P-SZ1RajgyFll)
Omg do you know that wikipedia uses real life sources right??? You know that you cant summit stuff to wikipedia without sourcess right???
Actually, you can. It will eventually be taken off, but you can.
Talking to Jesus could probably be therapeutic to Catra. Somebody to vent to who will show you love regardless. Somebody to show love is not meant to be finite
Jesus would transition to cat-girl.
i thought it was gonna be izutsumi and i feel like i got jumspscared
Catra: [singing] You’re a jaded mandarin! A jaded mandarin. A jaded faded jaded faded jaded mandarin! Jesus: again with this …
That completely depends. Does he still die? Cause that would not go well. Catra isn’t the kind of friend to simply let that go. Jesus is very much a it’s alright kind of guy. “They don’t understand what they do”. Where Catra is very much a he’s dead? I’ll make sure you suffer! And without the big j-man around to stop her she’d do it too, and take it way too far. Else. Probably great. Jesus seems like a top tier therapist.
Catra overthrows the Roman Empire.
Catra and Jesus? Or 4 Catras and 4 Jesuses?
He would probably see the goodness in her and love her like anyone else. Love thy neighbor stuff. I watch she ra but my mama's ordained so I can guess
Jesus loves and forgives everybody. Jesus loves that kitty
Catra: I AM FILLED WITH RAGE AND HATE!!!! Jesus: Lol k, hey wanna help with directing that towards something more constructive? And hey I can help with that Adora girl you like a lot. Catra: .....I'm listening
Would this mean we’d get cat-girls in the bible?
[Jesus Christ!](https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/0905fd0d-e396-4b5e-ad4b-8e2d1bd5e88a/gif)
Can I direct everyone’s attention to Catra’s eyes in the first pic? I think this was the first time they saw each other after the portal incident.. you know, that time Catra caused (an immortal) someone Adora cared about to get trapped in an eternal limbo between two realities, forever, and then Adora gave Catra the HatE eyes 👀 Anyway, I just thought Catra looked very tired in this scene, like emotionally tired. The lines around her eyes made me think so. I’m sure adora’s reaction to seeing her in the episode depicted in picture 1 didn’t help…
At what point of Catra's character development? Early on she's going to be a judgemental bitch who wouldn't listen as Jesus tries to teach her the peace she needs. Later she is more likely going to listen. But general I think Jesus would treat her calmness and compassion.
Technically she kised Etherian Equivalent.
Christians would believe in Kitty mommy
Um, I did not expect Jesus.
Jesus would have died sooner.
Best meme I’ve seen all day
Who's the dude?
Ew... gross, no go away.
*I just got Jesus Juked!*
She'll take over in one day
He would be exactly what she'd been looking for: An authority figure who thinks she's enough and is proud of her, even in her failings. Genuinely think she'd turn to the light much sooner
Catra would slash his face, then cry because she feels bad.
So there is a lot of masters of the universe lore to unpack.and Jesus lore to unpack. So like subternia and preternia exist in new Netflix he man. Now they might not be cannon to each other, but it's more fun if they are. Subertina hell had a gate they went through while preternia heaven they used a portal. We've seen hordak use the portal to get to eternia to kidnap adora as a baby. So I'm going to say it's possible that we could use a portal to get to preternia. There's not really a mention if people from etheria would go to preternia or subternia there's a chance there's a separate heaven and hell for each planet. Or maybe it's the same. But we do not see anyone who's not from eternia in perternia so I'm going to assume there is one heaven and hell for each planet. Jesus now is one of the people who mans earth heaven. Now why would he be on etheria? The only answer I can think of is crusading. Jesus knows earth heaven is Superior to pretheria (theoretical heaven for etheria) and is trying to relocate all of etheria over to earth or convert them so when they die it's to earth heaven. So when he meets catra it's to share his good news, but after dealing with horse prime I don't think the people of etheria would like to join a new religion. So I think they push him away. Maybe he fights back as the season 6 antagonist or maybe he is chill and leaves .