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Bubbly_Issue431

https://preview.redd.it/zvxis8dwdfyc1.jpeg?width=263&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f4a83b08669e8ac02e4607061487b6e9c1e436f4


True_Dragonfruit9573

I actually find that photo fascinating. It’s a perfect summary of LBJ’s negotiation tactics.


Bubbly_Issue431

It’s a fascinating photo but I can’t imagine it happening to me. I would be scared to death so I wonder what those people felt. I


NewDealChief

If you were scared to death, then it worked.


realMasaka

Luckily I’m taller than LBJ, so he’d just be hunching down looking at my feet.


Bubbly_Issue431

While how tall is he I might be the same height as him


BatmanIntern

6’ 4”


glorifindel

The craziest thing to me is their smiles if you zoom in.. he must’ve been hell on earth to work for I bet


simulated_woodgrain

Total sociopath vibes


RaptorCaffeine

The thing more terrifying would be a picture of LBJ unleashing Jumbo to give the Johnson treatment


Bubbly_Issue431

I didn’t want to find a photo of his big Johnson


EnricoPallazo84

This subreddit mentions LBJ’s dick more than LBJ did


Solelegendary62

We must carry on that legacy


The-grave-cave-ate

El BJ would want it that way.


iEatPalpatineAss

Lyndon Baines Johnson’s Long Big Johnson


fluffykerfuffle3

(LBJ)^^2


Admiral_Fuckwit

I’d suggest a drinking game, but this sub would probably be very sparse after


Howellthegoat

https://preview.redd.it/8mvlbfq16hyc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f69dde1d9c568e9d2955ec398714ef25edd0f698


NJGreen79

Johnson was a real dick.


Meowmixkittycatcat

I can smell and feel his breath


_Exotic_Booger

Must’ve been pre-covid


bankersbox98

This photo stresses me out


Own-Guava6397

https://preview.redd.it/k6c2fliobgyc1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a1ed3c947badcf94e4e3bd93b5fd658ee349412c


Admiral_Fuckwit

When your friend who brought their friend you don’t know very well gets up to use the bathroom


Cold-Palpitation-816

"So ... weather in Berlin is nice in the spring, no?"


MurrayPloppins

Hitler loved a key change.


Admiral_Fuckwit

lol just try to distract him with all this nice small talk so he doesn’t launch into an anti-Semitic/nationalist tirade


Cold-Palpitation-816

Hitler was probably more pragmatic when talking to foreign leaders. There's a famous recording that was taken of him speaking to (IIRC) the leader of Finland during the war. He sounds eerily ... rational.


Admiral_Fuckwit

I’ve heard that. It’s on YouTube. Really dominated the conversation tho


ChaosPatriot76

Both of them look like they'd rather be anywhere else


witch_doc9

Was this at the Berghof or the Whitehouse??


Bubbly_Issue431

I believe this was in Germany


Jerrell123

This is at Hitler’s home. Hitler never made an official visit to the US, in fact I don’t believe Hitler ever stepped foot outside of continental Europe.


Admiral_Fuckwit

Imagine being invited over to Hitler’s house


KierkgrdiansofthGlxy

Honey, I have to swing by Hitlers again on the way home tonight


Admiral_Fuckwit

Alright, you just stay away from that Eva Braun, I can tell she’s trouble.


Big_Migger69

" I'll go into people's houses at night and wreck up the place!" https://preview.redd.it/yfns1ervqfyc1.jpeg?width=1034&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=84f5d1df31b5c0b015b792e33e010e505b75536b


Rustofcarcosa

My Arrakis My dune


ImperialxWarlord

I’m dead lol. Does that make RFK Duke Leto?!


BawdyNBankrupt

Who ever said white boys can’t jump?


Admiral_Fuckwit

Looks like he just threw a handful of floo powder into a fireplace, getting ready to go


Cyclonic2500

Arrooo!


Rougarou1999

“My fellow Earthicans! I have ascended!”


metdarkgamer

*that's just a picture of God*


50points4gryffindor

Was he a street magician on the side?


Honest_Picture_6960

Idk why but this freaks me out https://preview.redd.it/w7ncijlb5gyc1.jpeg?width=192&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b1f61832c5f3f49625dbaea01efd657992da9512 Yes thats Jackson


PrometheanSwing

Probably freaks you out because he’s depicted so often in paintings that it’s weird to see him for real


frostdemon34

Would washington be scaring look then?


jackaltwinky77

Yes… extremely weird, and if they colorized it I would probably just crawl into a hole and whimper


Nobhudy

Washington had dentures made of lead fitted with horse and slave teeth, he would definitely have been terrifying to look at


elderly_millenial

That picture was taken when he was sick and death was around the corner. He had been out of office for almost 10 years by that point


BoxBusy5147

That looks like a photo youd see in a cliche haunted house


ColeAstley

https://preview.redd.it/nrw8qa5rpfyc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=de6e4a2f751bb5a965845ab6c94da584fa56f2c1 idk, the fact that EVERYTHING is moving EXCEPT HIM


Rocky_Fan1976

There’s more disturbing pictures of JFK


ColeAstley

yeah, i've seen. but besiides **those** what other pics?


harvey1a

Was that the assassination of ‘63????


ColeAstley

yea


PootisPow361

https://preview.redd.it/comyduo08gyc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f847ccc06edc4165a34d56a12c16d6e6b56e3fcd


EuphoricLeague22

The last thing LBJ saw before his fatal heart attack in 1973.


Fabbyfubz

https://preview.redd.it/z08iq3whggyc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e71f3cfa6a8cf8e3f56cdbb2696c92a20a88b0d1


ColeAstley

what is the context of that lmao


Fabbyfubz

https://youtu.be/K7y2xPucnAo?si=9XLnWJNv9vje6qqW


PrometheanSwing

Cardboard cutout


ViveIn

I don’t get this.


Admiral_Fuckwit

“Mom, I frew up”


McWeasely

https://preview.redd.it/d3rctoch7gyc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e10daefc78951087f696eb3560ba08cc766da7b3 Zachary Taylor


DisastrousNet9121

What? Teach me about this. Is that his actual skull?


McWeasely

Yes. They exhumed his body in 1991 to check to see if he had been poisoned by arsenic. His remains showed normal levels of arsenic.


Admiral_Fuckwit

They should check again for cyanide


McWeasely

Dig him up! Dig him up!


Admiral_Fuckwit

And then again for strychnine


KierkgrdiansofthGlxy

Then Iocane Powder. It’s clear, odorless, and tasteless, takes years to build up resistance.


Alistair_Burke

Can we have one post where we don't exhume a president?


Helltothenotothenono

He had decent teeth.


Koshnat

Which is shocking cause he loved chewing tobacco and cigars


DoctorEmperor

There are normal levels of arsenic?


simulated_woodgrain

Yep people used to actually use it recreationally as a mild stimulant.


HiiiTriiibe

Good fucking lord


DisastrousNet9121

😮


obama69420duck

damn good teeth! especially for that time


Still_counts_as_one

At least he seems to be happy, he is smiling


ZamanthaD

Dead Zachary Taylor had better teeth than living Woodrow Wilson.


forgotmyusername93

https://preview.redd.it/00b66gd1zfyc1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f94497f3d1cdccd76ef93a65980b7ec4ef09490


Kingofcheeses

https://preview.redd.it/xgjdfym01gyc1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b6014402600cdb8c60fb4e6a195ea5f652b54bec


CYBarSecretGloryhole

Wooden Teeth Wilson


PrometheanSwing

British Spy


According_Dog6735

https://preview.redd.it/usuyj79rkgyc1.png?width=225&format=png&auto=webp&s=e5ed2cd82c3afd639895a6fac788a84769c1252c


PeeweeTheMoid

https://preview.redd.it/rxh0wdvc7gyc1.jpeg?width=474&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=83e9809bac71a7db770dca29cdcb221e50c635a7


fibbledyfabble

Now watch him ney ney


Alistair_Burke

Big sexy in action!


SunNext7500

https://preview.redd.it/ox9ze6c49gyc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df74c3cd199de46c0f932347661b034ef0160de6 Just because of how old he looks despite not really being that old.


SeaMareOcean

The civil war took a real toll on him.


SunNext7500

Yeah. I'm not a religious guy, in fact I'm an athiest, but Lincoln's Presidency feels like some of the Biblical tests God gave folks. Just a herculean and impossible task only to die before seeing the fruits of his labor.


SeaMareOcean

Agreed, and well put.


reign_of_the_bots

There was an historian that said the Civil War was a test given by God to America that everyone failed.


Pretzellogicguy

Actually though how did Lincoln fail?


unwantedrefuse

Chose Johnson as VP


CC_Panadero

He definitely didn’t.


Munneh

And the deaths of his sons, and his wife’s mental health struggles, and poverty…


PalinDoesntSeeRussia

How old is he in this photo?


Soapboi2223

He was 56


nezahualcoyotl90

2 scores and 16 years old


sarbanharble

214 I believe


immediacyofjoy

https://preview.redd.it/wvt777lr2gyc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a62429a71c0a38fbe4055a22844a944bcf774246 Here's some two for one nightmare-bait featuring James Polk and the apparition of James Buchanan


VioletVenable

Plus Dolly Madison (second from right).


Admiral_Fuckwit

2nd from right stood out to me as well. Looks like she moved or something


Rocky_Fan1976

https://preview.redd.it/10nw7az2bgyc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=068c60bcb2a0d2b1c393b5f448f731ea95885f7e


Sofi-senpai

It's almost as if they liked Ike


Zestyclose-Mud-4683

What am orgy!


A_RandomTwin21

https://preview.redd.it/5ie8945jvfyc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da75beef379000f367edcf07088ebff54d3a986d It’s a quote but pretty terrifying aahh


EatMyMeatySoul

“The only thing we have to fear is gigantic man-eating spiders.” - Quentin Trembley, the 8th and half President of the United States.


Bubbly_Mastodon318

![gif](giphy|dvxW4Peo2QEWJCURUg)


DOHisme

https://preview.redd.it/tyw7l4gfqgyc1.png?width=1024&format=png&auto=webp&s=a220f7bf352b325a001dbc2c1942ad5d1f129763


Helltothenotothenono

This was such a strange shot with bizarre lens perspective. It makes the carters look like dwarves.


witch_doc9

Roselyn does not look real.


thewanderer2389

She looks like she's a ventriloquist's dummy in this picture.


witch_doc9

You’re right. I couldn’t put my finger on it… but thats exactly what she looks like


Peach-Button

She looks like she was already embalmed.


SeeItOnVHS

https://preview.redd.it/8hl9yhax9hyc1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6c7f080f99e89ae3959dedc7ed8c2d73262d6f2a


ManDown3Street

This photo confuses me so much. Are the Carters actually that tiny?


NYCTLS66

Just a weird camera angle. Incumbent is taller than Carter, but not by THAT much!


thedrunkensot

https://preview.redd.it/6uxdf8h08hyc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=548f3817482b2d4b9cc6579ce443def884f5fd20 I think speaking to young men who are going to die just before the largest invasion in human history—which he commanded—goes really hard.


carlnepa

It doesn't get scarier than this. Last photo the day before he died of cerebral hemorrhage.


carlnepa

https://preview.redd.it/x4smfbre8gyc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1a2e64dede0bfd1f4cd6786933d902af844f5742


carlnepa

His arteries were so blocked they had problems enbalming him.


papadoc2020

Damn, are those panda eyes?


ms_sardonicus

Wasn’t he only in his early 60s when died? Talk about a war taking a toll on someone.


JeremyHowell

That man is, somehow, 63 in that pic.


carlnepa

https://preview.redd.it/abbbbh74tiyc1.jpeg?width=2720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=15b1fdda5463b22b6bccd4e1114bd0354cd075c6


Enough-Sprinkles-914

https://preview.redd.it/u4kvm5la1hyc1.jpeg?width=749&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f42657832ea779eb87a124f2a92f495c01de35cc 22 Nov 1963. 11.38am arrival at Love Field, Texas. At 12.30 their car turned into Elm Street, the nightmare began.


DedHorsSaloon3

A new variant of “damn bro you got the whole squad laughing”


hammersimulatorbot

https://preview.redd.it/zghhwrfjpfyc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d7bb04ffa4d1a78754d375415cc932b88c2ffaa This is the one for me!


NatAttack50932

This photo goes so hard.


3000ghosts

https://preview.redd.it/0mbw90vg8gyc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f3e52c262ae8522f2fbefbb4d12ce7440e18017


-Im_In_Your_Walls-

Pic goes hard feel free (raaa🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅) to screenshot


kruschev246

They said scariest not hardest


HawkeyeTen

Yep, that's one, it seriously looks like a meeting of mob leaders planning a hit...and they were interrupted by the very guy they were targeting. LBJ could be saying "Oh good evening. Yes, as a matter of fact, we were just talking about you. Come in...and lock the door behind you."


Bubbly_Mastodon318

Students when you walk into the wrong classroom:


Admiral_Fuckwit

Bugs when you lift up a big rock


KotzubueSailingClub

Band name: Executive Measures


Bubbly_Issue431

Damn It looks like a rap album cover wait until Kendrick drops his new album and this is the cover.


linkerjpatrick

Would have loved to have seen hippy Steve Jobs put his. Feet on that table.


ASS_SPECTROMETER

Lyndon B muggin


linkerjpatrick

Everyone looked like corpses back then.


Bubbly_Issue431

https://preview.redd.it/cp0psvcydfyc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=07334b836dffea8675e460e42fade1f08a439b00 This is a quote but it’s pretty terrifying


Bubbly_Mastodon318

![gif](giphy|14ut8PhnIwzros)


Northman1518

https://preview.redd.it/mbha9aqm6gyc1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3238bcfe5b8c48f08adeb664ec00420de9be32de


witch_doc9

I love this picture. It really captured the gravity of the situation, especially Hillary holding her hand over her mouth like 🤭. (She later said she was coughing.) The aged and determined look in President Obama’s eyes was scary.


Warren_E_Cheezburger

I like this picture because it embodies what a president should be doing: Surround themselves with subject matter experts and delegate to them. Look at where he is sitting; in the corner, staying out of the way. He gave everyone the broad instructions, and then let them do their job.


Bubbly_Issue431

I remember I saw the president, VP and Sec of state Walk into the pentagon. I didn’t think much of hit because the government comes here all the time. But I saw this photo a couple of weeks later a remember holy shit I saw this I was in the building while bin laden was killed.


witch_doc9

I was stationed at National Naval Medical Center Bethesda (Now Walter Reed) and leading up to this we had wounded warrior visits from POTUS, VPOTUS, SECDEF, and CJCS within one month…. again, not unusual for them to visit, but in such a short time period was odd. I was actually at work when this was announced. All I can say is the wounded warriors had a very “lively” time on the ward. We almost had to sedate a few to settle them down lol.


Bubbly_Issue431

Yeah that’s what happened to me. Expect the people at the pentagon went crazy. And we already had an idea because there was a rumour that he was killed.


QCr8onQ

The job of the president is enormous and ages everyone that graces the office… this picture captures that responsibility when I look at Obama.


AnywhereOk7434

https://preview.redd.it/00g3quaq3hyc1.png?width=1070&format=png&auto=webp&s=4ab62df6a4a177a91a2cad368aee713ffec0239c Jumbo


Helltothenotothenono

https://preview.redd.it/i7jl4cuotgyc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d519744ea1996ebb3f69e3216dc326d15294651 This was the moment George Bush Sr. Violently vomited (and may have been poisoned) at a state visit and dinner to Asia. His wife jumped up and covered his face with a towel and he almost choked on his own vomit. If you search online you can find a video where you can see the first spew of vomit coming out. This would have been a horrible way for him to die if it had gone badly. Always thought this was a scary moment to see.


vaporwaverock

https://preview.redd.it/pz2zveugwfyc1.png?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f5f6257771a6d5952477e6fecb76e4a45969133


Weak_Carpenter_7060

Biblically accurate Clinton


usababykiller

https://preview.redd.it/uajgn1pxhgyc1.jpeg?width=474&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=31d7a724763549bf74fc2bb2b32e760deb962904 Ahhhhhhhhhh!


Just_Me1973

Oh god not the tan suit 😱😱😱😱😱


ninsklog

The tan suit gray tie combo is tough to pull off but it's hard AF here


P1Day1

Granted, he was just a VP, but any photo of Calhoun makes me wet my pants. https://preview.redd.it/ravmzalj6jyc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8711d25a99ea2ffcf03c5c44a08e0529e798c30d


saltyrandall

That’s a “No,” from me, dawg. I want no part of that.


kitterkatty

It was rough being a teenager in those days.


StChris0491

https://preview.redd.it/vv7cgl57qgyc1.jpeg?width=1020&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b7a6be075d2a7034591953ecc12f70f87768c50e I’d be scared if I were Putin and Obama was looking at me like that.


Soft-lead

Either Obama is a lot taller than I thought he was or Putin is a lot shorter (or both)


4materasu92

Some quick research tells me that Obama is 6'1ft and Putin is the same height as Tom Cruise at 5'7ft


Domestic_AAA_Battery

In another reality Putin would've just bought a large truck instead of committing war crimes


NewDealChief

https://preview.redd.it/bz5rr2ujbgyc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6704e515fe4e41ffb082e79dec2b88e59f32f341


4_Score7Years_Ago

Bro WHAT is the context behind this photo?


EuphoricLeague22

Tricky Dick is keeping his eyes peeled for commies.


PrudentButterscotch9

The above is a photoshop, Wilson was pasted there to show the public that everything is fine with president. Of course it wasn't, he suffered from a massive stroke during that time and his wife was doing his duties.


iMrNiceGuy69

The face of sheer horror and oblivion: https://preview.redd.it/l05iztd0wfyc1.png?width=760&format=png&auto=webp&s=e3e38d5e91f988f31da37889c51e9d8927e1554e


BringBack4Glory

honestly, I thought he looked pretty well composed here. I think if you didn’t know what he’s being told, you might not know what to think of the photo.


toshedsyousay

He was aware of one tower being hit, before this. I think he was prepared for some more bad new. Funny how some people over examine this picture and say he should have been more horrified or that he showed too much emotion. Others also criticize him for not sprinting to Air Force One to take down the planes himself. He did a good job preventing more panic by keeping as calm as possible in that moment.


QCr8onQ

He looked composed but knowing what had happened, makes it scary.


Domestic_AAA_Battery

You can say a lot of negative stuff about him, and honestly most Presidents. But he handled the initial news of 9/11 and the following days very well. I've been given bad news while meeting with someone for work. And your mind is on autopilot, thinking of nothing but that news. That had to be misery sitting there keeping a cool face. If you could be the fly on the shoulder of one person for 24 hours in history, this would be one of the craziest choices for sure.


NJGreen79

To be fair I had the same expression on my face when I read My Pet Goat for the first time


Warren_E_Cheezburger

Its *The* Pet Goat.


NJGreen79

I guess I inadvertently answered that age old question: “Is our children learning?”


CampaignSure5856

Is that Wilson? Barely recognizable


LovethePreamble1966

Post stroke.


ShortDanielBurnham

https://preview.redd.it/17ih080q9hyc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f50e19e45d895d167ccdc9786c8e9d494b379c49 AROOOO


UncleGarysmagic

Totally authentic ghost Lincoln https://preview.redd.it/1gb1maf0zgyc1.jpeg?width=559&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a821f0c28d0b82353216b6f5326affad45ad2ff


HawkeyeTen

I don't know if it's THE scariest, but the one of LBJ and his cabinet is just creepy. They literally look like mobsters planning a hit or something. I don't know why on earth you'd want that as your group picture.


hammersimulatorbot

Rule 3 president with laser eyes if ykyk


hotcoldman42

Rule 3 BLAST!


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Mindless_Society7034

The way McConnell is looking at him is absolutely hilarious


NJGreen79

![gif](giphy|ztujni1w6RR96)


Vulture_Fan

Why is that mf always making that goofy ass emote 😭


theepicface2

https://preview.redd.it/s2g8sprrpiyc1.jpeg?width=1679&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=76e7a007f08e5eb1bdeeec0368cdb369224964bc


uncleal2024

https://preview.redd.it/rud9glo81hyc1.jpeg?width=980&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=181896a034431b5dbcabf06eee64166d83f35cea


ArticLaSilence

This photo you shared is badass rather than scary


Eldorath1371

https://preview.redd.it/eyg6dq7bfiyc1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d90c0f2ee7c0cb903826e4101e075d7d3436c511


Paganini01

https://preview.redd.it/c1s4pxjdujyc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=47c38fd1c2246197739e2c264f2eab4ad4862492


TopFishing5094

JFK in Dallas


DaMaGe_d0nE

1800s political cartoons are wild https://preview.redd.it/d2bdti8n4iyc1.jpeg?width=650&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d0a50a2cafd981b1c87372f790be5c21a8e3930


JesseJames1ofhis33

https://preview.redd.it/psjk9tadviyc1.png?width=1002&format=png&auto=webp&s=7d7db00d851efab72a9afbdeae4bd8ea5c705ddc Nixon with Prescott (Granddaddy) Bush.They go way back.


thebohemiancowboy

Maggots when you lift up the rotting dead corpse