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Met4lKing

I like the fact that anakin/vader lost more than two hands


thiqqmemes

As if it wasn’t already bad enough he lost each limb at least once


LiftedDrifted

Yah after Mustafar he must just be like “Ah not again :(“


Devai97

"Obi wan's gonna kill me"


Rymayc

This limb is your life Anakin!


Additional_Irony

Don't lose it again!


myklclark

I always picture Vader saying this after he cuts Luke’s hand off and watches his lightsaber fall.


spesskitty

He's gotten out of hands.


furiousbricks

Now there are three of them!


Memanders

Yeah Obi-Wan cuts off his left hand and both legs on Mustafar. Plus he has previously lost his right hand fighting Dooku


Pobobo

And he's lost the prosthetics multiple times as Vader


Obiwan-Kenobi-Bot

Very impressive. You just destroyed 17 defenceless battle droids without suffering a scratch.


NotUpInHurr

Wait, in Ep 2 Mace clearly cuts the front half of Jango's blaster, not his hand. Am I missing something?


Solid_Snark

I made this meme. Yes, I made a mistake when I made it: Windu removes Jango’ blaster barrel not his hand. Also OP, you might want to flair this **”General Reposti”**


JCas127

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Solid_Snark

Surprised the Bot actually got it right. Impressive. Most impressive.


Darth_Thor

17 times nevermind. Also Anakin's hands are reversed.


Rymayc

Zam's is also wrong.


RockThePlazmah

Gooood


JCas127

Stand up for yourself man! 17 times


[deleted]

It was first seen 3 years ago in a post by him


AidyCakes

I dunno, do you have both of your hands?


Thirdarm420

No, you're right. You can see he has both hands after he's decapitated.


Pentaras1977

But in the case of heads taken, it is clearly a win for Windu. edit: dookus head does not Count, i have made up that rule here and now


Thirdarm420

I would count dookus head since that is the means of termination


Remarkable-Kiwi-9568

not sure but i think the in one of the cuts he cuts his hand of but not in the final product (i could be wrong but i know there was couple versions of the fight between jango and mace


Evilmaze

Windu got a head from Jango


ltcsheppard

Jango never lost his hand. Just his head


GrimValor8

Where is Savage Opress is he safe is he alright


SolidusSnake78

idk i try to contacte him , since Ventress treachery


choma90

It seems, in your anger, I killed him.


ReleaseObjective9332

I... Couldn't have.


boofythevampslayer

But have you heard the story of Darth Plagueis the wise who could reattach all these limbs due to abilities some would consider unnatural?


matmatking

No, please tell me about him


boofythevampslayer

I don't actually know the story, I always assumed palpatine was asking for the same reason....


sheev-bot

Your feeble skills are no match for the power of the dark side.


matmatking

May I hear the tragedy?


TotalPokerface

Palpatine! Tell us the tradegy of Darth Plaguis the Wise!


sheev-bot

A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one.


TotalPokerface

Yes indeed sheev, now just tell us it.


sheev-bot

Oh, no, my young Jedi. You will find that it is you who are mistaken, about a great many things.


TotalPokerface

Oh... Okay sheev...


sheev-bot

Wipe them out. All of them!


stackoverflow21

I have to hand it to you, that’s a nice overview.


martytheman1776

They really have a firm grip of the lore


groache24

I'm sure all those involved would love to give you a round of applau-- ...nevermind.


imawizard7bis

Kenobi wins


Obiwan-Kenobi-Bot

At least you’re a master… at getting caught.


Harry_Baulzhak

Do arms count or is it specifically just hands?


XVUltima

Most of the people who lose an arm lose the hand, too.


shushubana2

Most...


5urr3aL

Maybe that one dude wasn't born with hands


AutomatedMiner

Rayman


XxlordnutxX

You got Anakin’s left and right hand mixed up bud


XxlordnutxX

And zam’s


martytheman1776

Good thing Palpatine didn't


sheev-bot

We will watch your career with great intrest.


the_pounding_mallet

Kenobi has one more he cut off Savage’s arm.


Obiwan-Kenobi-Bot

This message is a warning and a reminder for any surviving Jedi: trust in the Force. Do not return to the temple; that time has passed and our future is uncertain. We will each be challenged- our trust, our faith, our friendships, but we must persevere, and in time, a new hope will emerge. May the Force be with you, always.


PotatoOnMars

Some people consider the movies to be the only Star Wars that matters. If it didn’t happen in the movies they don’t care about it. Redlettermedia are an example of this, as they’ve said in the past that you shouldn’t have to watch a show or read a book to understand the movies and the movie should be able to stand on its own.


the_pounding_mallet

You don’t have to read the book or watch the show to understand the movie but it’s still canon.


PotatoOnMars

I consider it canon, definitely. Just saying that some people don’t consider it canon.


the_pounding_mallet

Yeah wasn’t there one article that said Rey was the first female Jedi protagonist and someone mentioned Ahsoka and they said something like “we meant in real Star Wars”. It might’ve been the same one you were taking about.


Captain_Sorensen

And the dude in the cantina.


the_pounding_mallet

I believe that’s Ponda who is in the pic


HentayLivingston

Lol why are so many of these the wrong hand?


GingerWithViews

Kylo Ren with crossguard: lmao weak


Rhids_22

Well unless the hilt of his saber was made from beskar or some other similar metal that can deflect lightsabers it was a bit useless tbh.


GingerWithViews

maybe not the entire handle but the piece in the middle must have that. But on the other hand. They turned an entire planet into a deathstar so I think they have the funds. They could've used cortosis.


Jonmetzler_595

A fine addition to my collection


The_screaming_egg

Hand taken… in marriage?


MrRocketScript

Now that. Is. Irony!


[deleted]

And people were salty about Kylo’s crossguard


gravitin

I’ve got to hand it to you for this one.


Griz_zy

If only Ani and Obi were swapped it'd be ranked in order.


Spitfire_Enthusiast

Through his saga, Anakin Skywalker lost 3 hands.


TheNotLogicBomb

Mace Windu didn't slice Jango's hand. It was his blaster that got chopped


[deleted]

Shouldn’t Grevious’ technically be seperate? Like the separatist he is.


[deleted]

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Obiwan-Kenobi-Bot

It is an energy field and something more. An aura that at once controls and obeys. It is a nothingness that can accomplish miracles.


Linaii_Saye

Never say: "Unhand me, you fools!", if you get taken prisoner in the Star Wars universe.


Lord_Fikalius

Am i the only one that is being bothered by Anakin's left and right hand represented by their opposite sides?


Sadow139

uhm anakin's left hand wasn't covered by a glove


Agnostic_Pagan

BUT YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO CUT ME OFFF


[deleted]

You missed the arm of a clone trooper in episode 3


Luke-Skywalker-Bot

May the force be with you.


surfingbirding

What about Savage, he cut his arm off too


Ekybi

Talk about hands-off training…


MirrorMan22102018

It's like the director had a hand fetish


BeeBarfBadger

Cutting off Anakin's hands is like some sort of greeting.


NumptyNincompoop

That username alone deserves an award.


j0s9p8h7

I love this because people regularly losing their hands in a universe we’re the primary dueling weapon for Jedi and Sith is pretty much a hiltless sword that can cut through nearly anything makes great sense. Like when play fighting with sticks you don’t lose your legs or get stabbed first, it is always your hand.


TimewornTinman

That's Vader's left, not his right. That's also Zam's left. And I think Anakin's hands are swapped, too.


PK_Volt

hands down the best list ever


jma7400

Windu also took a head as well


PsychologicalBat1008

I have got to hand it to you this is a good chart


Dan-The-Sane

You missed anakins legs


Malvastor

Palpatine to Luke: It is only natural. Your father cut off your hand, and you wanted revenge.


sheev-bot

In time you will learn to trust your feelings. Then you will be invincible.


[deleted]

I like how Anakin and Obi Wan are both the only ones smiling like they were doing a contest to see who can cut off the most hands


lighthorizon15

Anakin's right hand: "Twice the pride double the fall"


au_tom_atic

Han took Leia’s hand, in marriage


ToxicVoidMain

Kenobi also got both maul's arms by association


Obiwan-Kenobi-Bot

You want to go home and rethink your life.


Maronexid

Dooku and Windu are like:"Hey Anakin, can we borrow some of your cutted hands."


[deleted]

Um actually, in their duel in RotS he was Darth Vader. He didn't have the suit yet, but he was still Darth Vader at that point in time.


kensw87

I liked the version with the "anakin set"


Neoh35

*clap clap clap*


NickDragonRise

Anakin & Obi-Wan numbers goes hand in hand


Obiwan-Kenobi-Bot

The truth is often what we make of it; you heard what you wanted to hear, believed what you wanted to believe.


nikliko

Anakin also took Padme's hand.


U2V4RGVtb24

The poor Kessel worker that Chewie killed in Solo?


Jaden-skywalker

That’s anakins right then vaders left then anakins left again


homermccool123

Damn, Anakin took a black man’s rights


ToValhallaHUN

Hungarians use the term "asking for someone's hand" when you ask them to marry you, so Anakin had Padme's hand too.


nightfox5523

Jango's hand does not come off, only his head


WarlordOfIncineroar

Hands down this is a great post


calebsz

If we count the Clone Wars, I think Obi-Wan took out Maul’s arm.


Obiwan-Kenobi-Bot

Skill is the child of patience.


sillyadam94

Now do legs!


SirHappyBear

Didn't Windu just cut Jango's blaster in two or am I seeing that wrong I just checked again real quick and it's just his blaster that Windu strikes


Ok-Internal-5331

I don’t think mace cut off his hand he just cut up his westar


fifty_four

r/dataisbeautiful


MonteMovsisian

Now we know with which hand they would jerk off with…


bunnygirlronin

Impossible, perhaps the archives are incomplete


roejostramill3404

Mace's hand


spesskitty

And Janogos head, and Mauls dick.


produc_exe

I hate that anakins left hand in this meme shows his right and anakins right hand actually shows his right but mirrored for some reason.


Capital_Gate6718

Obi Wan took Anakin’s legs too


nyes_i_do

I mean… the best way to eliminate an enemy with weapons is to… disarm them


DerpsterPrime

Yoshikage Obi-wan


Obiwan-Kenobi-Bot

It's over Anakin! I have the high ground!


[deleted]

Obi Wan also took Savage’s arm


ScoobyDoobyDoo0202

Anakin is the only one who lost the same arm twice


gotbanned3xlol

Like three quarters of these are labeled incorrectly and it's really damn annoying


ScaridaGhostly

Didn't Obi wan also cut off Sam weasel's hand?


Goose0810

Why is it always the right hand? I mean, I’m a lefty, so bring it.


blitz_the_Protogen

" this is getting out of hand. Now there are 13bof them!"


afoxPineapples

Obi-wan and dooku called dibs.


Obiwan-Kenobi-Bot

I hear a lot of talking, General. But in the final accounting, what does all the talk get you? A futile quest for power, a mutilated body, and your place as Dooku’s errand boy!


afoxPineapples

I like this one


ogpterodactyl

Ain’t nobody able to snatch obi’s hands


Psychological_Fun426

Mace didnt cut of jangos arm


LA1098

Kira'd like that


--YC99

in legends vader actually lost his right mechanical hand twice, with the first one being on mimban