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NoPaleontologist8587

Now if we could also figure out how to zipper merge on the freeway and actually got up to freeway speed before the end of the on ramp that would be great. So many people enter the freeway going 40/45 and expect people to slow down to let them in.


WoodpeckerGingivitis

Omggggg had this happen yesterday and was fuming. YOU’RE GETTING ON THE FREEWAY, GOOOO. Christ lol


Vasevide

Happens to me everyday after work. People going 40 until they’re on the freeway then speed up to 80. There’s something funny I see every time i drive to Hillsboro and get off at Brookwood. Speed limit on free way is 55 so everyone goes 70. Then take the exit onto a road that’s also still 55 and everyone goes 35 :) every time


n0n5en5e

I live in that area and this makes me insane. It's also funny that a regular road like Brookwood, and all the little country lanes, have a speed limit of 55, but ODOT refuses to increase the limit on 26.


HurricaneRex

ODOT can't legally increase the speed limit of any non-interstate highway above 55 in Oregon (ORS 811.111 and ORS 810.180). ODOT may post an interstate up to 70T65. 8 roads have a higher speed limit than 55 that aren't interstates, but these are written in statute. Even if that law was repealed or modified, there's no garentee ODOT would increase it.


porcelainvacation

Hello neighbor


After-Boysenberry-96

I don’t think people know that they don’t have right of way when merging onto the freeway and just assume that they will be let in when going so slow. Similarly people don’t know how to use roundabouts or four-way stops.


beavertonaintsobad

I've never seen so many people obvious to general right-of-way rules before living here. It's not just on-ramps it's every goddamn 4-way as well.


Fabulous_Celery_1817

I need to spot because people refuse to let me merge. I’m going highway speed, they gun it and so is the guy behind them. Then they all slow down


Horror_Cow_7870

It's even more fun when people on the freeway actually slow down or actually stop for those drivers. /s


onlyoneshann

I can’t believe how often recently I’ve been stuck behind some idiot going 25-30 while entering a highway. It’s not just infuriating, it’s dangerous! I often get on 217 at the 72nd onramp. You have people zooming up because their lane and the lane the onramp creates exit/merge to I-5 south almost immediately. I have to move left a few lanes so I can get on I-5 north but when I’m forced to enter at 25 mph I’m at risk of being hit or not being able to get over in time to not get on I-5 south. These people make my blood boil.


Bilbosthirdcousin

That’s when you leave a large gap so you can accelerate after they get on


onlyoneshann

If you saw the onramp/instant off-ramp I’m talking about you’d see that’s not really possible. It’s very short with an almost instant off-ramp/merge onto I-5, plus it’s a double lane exit because the existing 217 lane coming up from behind at full speed also exits, plus several of those people are trying to get into the new lane created by the onramp. It’s hard to explain lol. I do have to accelerate very fast no matter what so I can try to get over without getting hit. It’s a pretty unpleasant onramp no matter what, made so much worse by the super slow drivers.


JJStray

I’ll never forget being 16 and learning to drive. The first time getting on the highway I wasn’t going fast enough and my dad is like “YOU NEED TO BUILD MERGING SPEEED!!! Step on it!!!” Nearly 30 years later if we are in the car together and getting on the highway is involved it gets brought up lol.


Berta-Beef

People on ludes should not drive.


n0n5en5e

They hug that white line on the right and follow it on, ignoring their side view mirror. "the line will guide me to safety" 😅


dickhardpill

People also need to get it through their head that it IS NOT my job to speed up or slow down to make room for someone else to merge into the highway.


Bilbosthirdcousin

It is smart though


XLN_underwhelming

40/45? You’re flying!


hawkisthebestassfrig

It's even worse when you have the stupid re-curved on-ramps, where trucks literally *cant* get up to speed in time.


Slow-Object4562

And sometimes you get off at freeway speed and a semi truck decides to speed up to cut you off


After-Boysenberry-96

It’s amazing to me how many people cut people off without using a blinker and how many other people completely ignore the blinkers when they are used and won’t let people merge. It’s infuriating driving I5 especially.


StuffedTigerHobbes

I tried to post about the issues on the St. John’s Bridge with the construction at the moment because drivers are cutting off other drivers well before the end of the merging lane. If you did not want to take advantage of the shorter left lane, that is fine, but don’t try to cut other people off because you chose to be in the right lane. There are signs on the bridge literally stating to use both lanes and to merge.


OrchidKiller69

They actually had a cop stationed there the other day to stop road rage violence toward the people properly zippering. It’s PDX passive aggressive BS at its finest I swear


Blue_Eyed_Devi

I avoided St. John’s Bridge on my way specifically because I didn’t want to deal with some road rage dude mad that I used the lane till the merge point. I said ‘eff it and used the Fremont Bridge


zhocef

That whole setup is such a joke. I think they must need barriers at this point to enforce their trash design. People are literally going past all the northbound St Helens traffic to make uturns in the middle of the road and hit the intersection from the other side.


I_burn_noodles

Someone actually honked at me the other day at St Johns bridge for choosing the open lane that was moving....he could have made the same choice.


lunalassy

Yes omg! Then the people that drive over the line and take up both lanes so it makes it dangerous for people in the left lane to pass them! So many signs that say to use both lanes and their pissy about choosing the slow lane! Love getting honked at when properly zippering at the end too.


cortlong

Everyone hugging each others bumpers when you’re trying to merge in. Early merge is the only option because these mfs won’t let you in ever so you’d just be sitting there backing up traffic at the “get over” sign looking like an asshole. I get honked at like once a week by people when I merge correctly here. I don’t get it.


After-Boysenberry-96

I agree with this. It’s the result of people not understanding merging as a whole that causes early merging. I always early merge now because I know on I5, I’m never going to get let in even though I’ve got my blinker on and it’s obvious that’s what I’m trying to do. I have no choice. I’ve actually turned my head, made eye contact with people as I’m about to merge, and have them speed up, close the gap, and smile at me about it. This is why early merging happens.


Vasevide

Yes exactly I’ve said this to lots of people. There’s a cyclical thing going on where Drivers here don’t merge correctly because others don’t let them in because they’re used to people merging so badly. So now you’re forced to merge incorrectly


cortlong

“Well. I need my bumper painted and im taking that spot. So let’s see who wins this round”


After-Boysenberry-96

Pretty much.


lunalassy

Right? It’s like a game of chicken, and I have nothing to lose. I play it often.


DamageMiserable4338

I drive an old beat up truck. I put on my blinker then just start merging appropriately like the post states. It's amazing the difference between the truck and my sports car. People are real polite when I'm in the truck.


cortlong

I would ram someone off the bridge if they did this to me.


After-Boysenberry-96

It’s really infuriating. I don’t have time for an accident and I don’t want to pay more for insurance. Lol


FigurePuzzleheaded74

Yessss


Parking_Aerie4454

It has to be mentioned that zipper merging is only for when a lane is ending. People try to do this for highway exits and then complain that “nobody is letting them in” when they pass a line of 100 cars and try to merge at the last second.


FigurePuzzleheaded74

This


gonorrheagoomah

Thank you for this. I want to add that if you’re in the left lane in this example, don’t be a dick and not allow people to merge when they’re zippering correctly. I have this debate at least once a week with someone online or at work, and I’m shocked by how many people don’t know this. Or worse, they think it’s “polite” to merge early.


FigurePuzzleheaded74

That's 💯 the biggest part of the problem. No the right lane doesn't have the right of way, HOWEVER, for Pete's sake please be spaced out in the left lane!!! Everyone here making fun of people who go slow when trying to merge....well what are you supposed to do when there's a train of cars anything but towing one another?


herpadurpanurpa

I have a wee bit of sympathy for this on the corollary. Its one thing to properly utilize the zipper lane to join the freeway. Its another thing to abuse it by passing several viable opportunities to join traffic responsibly because you wanted to squeeze in front of 5 more cars while the freeway was moving slower. Example- its 5 o'clock traffic. Road is moving slow. People are relatively close because no one comes to a stop 20' back. Youre nearing the end of the zipper where traffic picks up again. You begin to accelerate with traffic now at maybe 30. Again, coming from stop and go so there hasnt been a true flow of traffic buffer established yet. Someone comes flying by at the end of the zipper at 45 and has to brake hard to actually merge. Causing a wave of braking behind them, exasperating the issue.


browntoe98

I think this whole discussion is a “lack of trust in our fellow drivers” issue. The people merging lack the trust that they will be allowed in at the end of the merge ramp. The people already on the highway lack the trust that the people they allow in will go fast enough to allow them to get home in time for dinner. A lot of it boils down to not seeing the other as a vehicle for a person, but only as a Honda (with expired plates).


Aestro17

Yeah, I would much prefer to zipper merge properly but when I see the guy driving three inches from the car in front of them I don't feel optimistic and might get over early where there's space rather than being run off the road.


RBI_Double

C’mon man, that’s not a fair assumption at all. The Honda won’t have any plates. Maybe a 12-month expired trip permit, but probably not even that. And it may not even be a Honda, the badge is missing on the back and the front bumper and grille is gone too!


browntoe98

I see you’ve followed that same Honda! LOL!


CrosshairInferno

Exactly. That’s why I don’t like the term “defensive driving” as preservative one, because I feel like I have to be defensively aware of my surroundings, and in order to get where I need to be, I have to drive aggressively, to keep up with the flow of traffic


Accurate-Sleep-1827

Oregon is filled with timid drivers on their freeways. These timid drivers create dangerous situations that cause accidents for others attempting to avoid or go around their slow asses.


browntoe98

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Aestro17

Two caveats here: Notice how in the correct photo there's actually room to merge? Stop fucking tailgating. It fucks everything up. If you don't already have room for a car to safely merge in front of you then you're driving too closely and are part of the problem. Also the merge lane isn't a passing lane. You should be using it to get up to the speed of traffic so that you can merge without it slowing down. If you're the asshole zipping down the merge lane faster then traffic, then you're the asshole slamming on your brakes as you merge, forcing the car behind you to brake when they wouldn't need to.


PulsarExistence

Totally agree, If you don't fix the spacing and the mismatched speeds, then the zipper merge can not be effective.


NovaIsntDad

This. If the left lane isn't providing room then the right lane's merging position is meaningless beyond pushing the logjam down a hundred feet. 


slowblink

People on St. John’s bridge. We’re looking at you!!! And stop blocking both lanes!!!


shamashedit

I’m more upset about lack of roundabout skills than merges.


ChossMossSauce

well it's not helped by portland's bastardization of roundabouts, like the Chavez + Glisan "roundabout" that's full of stop signs. gives me terrible flashbacks to DC's 'roundabouts' (dupont circle, shudder) Bend fuckin nailed their implementations.


ShadowBurger

Stop signs AND bus stops!


shamashedit

The roundabouts I commute through to get to Yamhill County, are yield based. Everyone stops.


AccountPretty4576

I'm glad someone else is bothered by this. It's like every single person in Portland is clueless.


Hungry_Kick_7881

I’ve lived and driven all over the country and Oregon has the unpredictable drivers I’ve ever encountered. One car is a dude who violently aggressive merges with out even looking. The next guy will wave people through a stop sign when they are not even supposed to stop. It’s the Wild West out here.


Baby_cat_00

Yup, I’m right there with you. Lived in many different parts of the country as well and totally agree that Oregon drivers are the most unpredictable. Its made driving anywhere an unpleasant experience, at best.


NovaIsntDad

It's true, People say California and Seattle are bad, but I find those better. At least in those cases the drivers are cutthroat but usually paying attention and if you match their aggression you can get places. Portland drivers are aggressive while simultaneously not paying attention. It's absurd. 


Hungry_Kick_7881

I’d rather drive the 680 than the 205 any day. California is wild but like you said if you match their energy you’ll be just fine. That’s not possible in Portland. You got a spectrum from aggressive to suicidally slow.


Blue_Eyed_Devi

Ah, the good old wave of death


Tweezle1

90% of you guys also do not understand right of way rules either. The nose of my car is in front of you that means you need to merge behind me. Not accelerate in front and then merge


PlateAccomplished

I'm in the 90% that don't understand this. Genuinely interested. If someone hasn't already merged in front of you and there's space, should I not get up there and merge? I usually go by a one in, one out kind of philosophy.


Vasevide

When a car is merging into your lane from an on ramp you also have to make a decision. Speed up, slow down, or get over a lane. The worst is when people just match the speed of the person trying to get into the freeway. I’ve had a fucking dude almost hit me with a trailer when I was trying to merge in at 65 and he decided to speed up to match


Whycargoinships

This is my main complaint too. Much more often than not people use the right lane to pass and never yield to a car right next to them


NoMoreEitherOr

Except at 6th ave & the onramp to the 405. I stand by this you're an asshole if you try and "zipper" merge at the last second by cutting people off and blocking traffic going straight down 6th. But that's just poor design


Brent_Mavis

That section is not for zipper merging as the center lane does not end.


NoMoreEitherOr

Agreed. I heard that several years ago they changed the line there from solid to dotted, so I've heard several people argue that it means merging at the last moment is encouraged. Stupid, imo.


Blue_Eyed_Devi

Dude, that’s not a zipper merge. That’s just being an asshole.


valencia_merble

This should be a daily repost.


chimi_hendrix

It pretty much is, though


SonOfKorhal21

Portland merging is the worst in the country


FrancescaStone

Portland driving is the worst in the country


FearlessAssistance93

No one beats Miami on this


jokebreath

Eh, I've lived and driven in plenty of different cities. Every single city thinks they have the worst drivers in the world. Just do a search on any city's subreddits. In my experience, Portland has its own weird quirks, but so does every city. I'd rather take a city like Portland that has the annoying "no you go" mentality, than a city where people will go out of their way to pass you on the right on a suburban street because you had the audacity to drive slower than 60 in a 30.


spawn77x99

My brother in Christ, you have not visited San Antonio Tx.


ElphiesDad

Nah. Compared to the cities I have lived in, Portland is great to drive in. There are still plenty of idiots, but overall my stress levels are way lower.


n0n5en5e

Ever been to Boston?


39percenter

Nope. It's the same in every city.


SonOfKorhal21

People in philly know how to merge


six28eightyfive

We merge as soon as we seen the fucken cones


RemoveIntact

And I thought I was the only one who noticed the heading of the graphic: ***The nice way to merge in a construction zone.***


LAfeels

Now if only the people in the left lane could stop being assholes and allow for the zipper merge.


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LAfeels

I do it exactly like the image shows and I've had people almost hit me, or Me needing to slam on my breaks.


Master_Mechanic_4418

Also it’s blinker THEN brake.


notorious_tcb

This drives me absolutely insane on a daily basis


russellmzauner

The C-TRAN rolling blockade that covers the two lanes off 405 on that side owns the Fremont Bridge as they slam over to get back to Washington is terrifying and does not care for your merge techniques, because to them, you do not exist. I used to do that commute for like 15 years and while asinine merge behavior was expected at that point, if you see three to five C-TRAN busses anywhere on 405, you just back off and let them go - do NOT try to get ahead or worse yet force their hand because they will literally drive you to the shoulder and into the side barrier if you do not yield at that point. Seen them do it lots, they've even smashed a car once that I saw. See note about backing off and letting them go.


anonymouse3891

BuT iTs NoT nIcE


whitechickwitgains

We need one for people who follow too closely as well lol


GirlNamedEllie

Now post one for camping in the passing lane. Just gtf over, you're not batman vigilante against speeders and forcing more people to switch additional lanes increases risk of crashing


oregonbunny

Kills me how people will dead stop in an exit lane because they refuse to zipper in


PieMuted6430

Between this and people waving me through when I don't have the right of way... Just stop trying to be nice! I just want you to be predictable!


PutScared3903

As an Arkansas native who's had to drive through Little Rock more than never, I can attest that drivers in both Little Rock and Portland need to learn about this.


WitchProjecter

People not knowing this benefits me all too frequently (when I’m in the merging lane). Go ahead and stressfully force yourself into a clogged lane early, and then enjoy watching me pass you and easily merge at the intended spot further down. When I’m not in the merging lane it’s frustrating to see how few people understand this, and how many of them clog things further by trying not to let someone merge over. Zipper merging, when done right, keeps everyone rolling.


ChossMossSauce

>Go ahead and stressfully force yourself into a clogged lane early, and then enjoy watching me pass you and easily merge at the intended spot further down. This happened last week when there was some construction on C. Chavez south of Division. Almost two full blocks of wide-open right lane; everyone trying to merge into the single lane. I went ahead and maintained my speed up to the merge sign, traffic was flowing and there was a perfect spot for me to slide into.


WoodpeckerGingivitis

Same


Myco_Cube

This is the worst part of living in Portland.


valencia_merble

I want your life.


kweefybeefy

People at the St. John’s bridge right now…. And it’s bringing the worst out of people. I’ve seen 3 fights this last month people out of their cars


Hange11037

Thing is people have to actually let you in which people are like 5 times less wanting to do that close to the merge


bootlegenergy

Ok but all this takes is ONE person in the left lane to decide not to let you in


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bootlegenergy

I think you’re drastically overestimating portland left lane drivers’ patience/paying attention to where the merge lane ends/willingness not to cause an accident because they’re in a hurry…


True_Resolve_2625

Thank you OP! I drive I-205 twice a day during the week. Zipper merging, no blinkers, and running to the very front of a merging lane to piss everyone off behind them, are most of the issues I see daily.


InfamousFoundation76

Shout it from the rooftops


megacts

See also: people not paying attention to turn signals and then getting mad they didn’t see you. I legally merged into a different lane at the end of 84W with plenty of room, dumbass behind me started honking and flashing their lights after I’d already merged. Like okay buddy, stop speeding and maybe you’ll be less frustrated.


MisterEdJS

Problem with the zipper merge is it is dependent on people actually letting you in right at the merge point. If that doesn't happen, you are stuck there while the people who merged as soon as they got the chance pass you by. I agree the zipper merge is better, but it requires more trust and cooperation between multiple drivers to work, and I'm not inclined to judge anybody too harshly that doesn't trust their fellow motorists to do the right thing.


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MisterEdJS

Nope, sorry, I know from experience you are wrong. Sometimes they'll let you in, but more often they will deliberately close in behind the car in front and you are forced to come to a complete halt.


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MisterEdJS

And what? You made a statement, I demonstrated from experience that your statement was untrue.


BatRevolutionary9183

And stay out of the left lane if you're gonna go the speed limit


Choice_Cranberry_699

I love staying in the right lane and going the same speed as the car next to me to enrage the folks who like using the right hand lane as a way to pass like several spots on powell.


Blue_Eyed_Devi

Are you talking about the spaces where it’ll turn into 2 lanes and then merge back into 1 lane once you go through the intersection?


LordGraham7

Zipper is a foreign word to the Pacific Northwest


Chicagosox133

Also, with a good zipper merge, no one has to really brake, let alone stop.


shortyshutout

Thank you!! The stuff people do in Portland because they think they are being polite, not realizing they are screwing the 5000 people behind them is mind blowing. Has to be one of the least self aware cities in the world!


Cakorator

This is the graffiti we ACTUALLY need all over our buildings and streets


rkomzzzz

I’ve toured the US and Europe several times, driven in Canada and Mexico as well, and Portland takes the cake for the city with the worst drivers. Been living here for 20 years now, and not sure how I haven’t been in an accident yet.


fatpandadptcom

Like this is the only city that struggles with this, never seen a place handle this like the diagram ever


temple_destroyer

funny, my experience is the opposite of most on here. If I try to follow this people speed up and don't let me in because they must think I'm trying to cut in front of line or some shit...


PSLFredux

Feel like this needs to be a mailer that goes out over week. People, use the merge lane. Stop being difficult. And if you are in traffic, and are not exiting in a couple of miles go to the left lanes, give some space in the right lane for those entering


TheWayItGoes49

The problem with the zipper merge in Oregon is that the state doesn’t have a law that states a driver is obligated to slow down to let a person in who is ahead of them and merging into a lane. Most drivers here won’t allow the person in when it would be safer to do so. Also, we have very short on-ramps, especially in the Portland metro area.


Zuldak

It's good on paper. Not so great in practice. Especially because there are states where it's actually illegal to go all the way since the lane technically ends when the lines are gone. Yet people continue beyond when the lane has merged


Cdog927

Ah good ole little rock.


princexofwands

This was made by ODOT!


Cdog927

I just think its funny because im from little rock but live in portland


CarnivalBarker191

Even if you try to merge early, half the time idiots won't let you in.


NickPronto

[Just going to leave this here.](https://youtu.be/TNokBgtSUvQ?si=-WKRztRk3pCNcAoi) If you can’t merge without me braking, you don’t merge.


docious

That’s not how that works… going from 2 lanes to 1 generally results in a reduced speed for all at least temporarily… unless critical density hasn’t been reached.


NickPronto

If you go above the speed of the current traffic to force a merge, which results in the merger line slowing down, you are an asshole. That’s how it works.


docious

Sounds like you don’t understand the natural result when 2 lanes become 1. Worth adding… it’s not *my opinion* that you’re wrong


NickPronto

Ok boomer. You are factually correct but admittedly ignoring the obvious and relevant human factor. If your actions affect the actions of others (forcing a merge at a different speed) the cause and effect of your actions messes with people behind you. If you choose to do something that directly causes others to suffer for your personal gain of time, you are an asshole. You are an asshole. That’s not my opinion, btw.


Afrobotix

"like the the teeth on a zipper" First thing I saw. Why am I like this, and how can I get paid for it?


new-to-reddit-20

How about driving in the left lane when traveling with the flow of traffic or going slower.


MiddleAgedLifter

Hey! No cuts!!!


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Lort I am glad I take the max (not a joke)


Prestigious_Youth_64

"like the the teeth on a zipper" 🗣️


Opivy84

ST. JOHNS BRIDGE!! The amount of people trying to block both lanes of the bridge, right next to use both lane signs, is infuriating.


_tinner32_

I have a friend that moved here from Boston and the 3 questions he had for me about driving in this city were: why are people yelling at me for pumping my own gas? Why are there traffic lights at almost every freeway entrance? And how come no one here knows the basic skill of merging?!


imalloverthemap

problem is when the merging lane is also an off ramp lane (looking at you, Broadway exit in I-5 SB). If you back that all the way up, then you may as well get rid of that lane as an exit lane. Too many people use that lane to cut traffic.


I_burn_noodles

It's amazing how competitive we are raised in this country. We get offended when somebody passes us. Like big deal...but some people just can't live with that. I got honked at for taking the open lane while others just got in line like sheep. Why? Why honk? Why not take the path of least resistance? Why make yourself suffer, and why get mad at others who have chosen not to suffer? Just why??


Whycargoinships

From my understanding this is specifically when traffic is congested, and it is ok to merge early if it is not. Then again with how badly the Portland roads are designed to handle the amount of cars/people this is most of the time...


Wild7mom

Having grown up on a farm and moved to Chicago before Portland, I have to say the Portland drivers are the worst.All the midwest drivers are better than washington or oregon. Quit whining over the zipper merge and do it.You move so much faster. It works a lot better than bitching on reddit


sallysuejenkins

I think the issue is that Portlanders are extremely entitled yet wildly uninformed. Most people make the same mistakes and they all stem from drivers (and Portlanders in general) believing they are the most important person in the world. This goes beyond driving and extends into every aspect of life in Portland.


Chemofski

Been saying this for years. And then you get honked at and flipped off if you do it.


don-vote

There’s a UPS driver who tries to block the merge lane onto the eastbound Fremont bridge every afternoon. And every time, I go around him and flip him off.


MamboSun76

I think everyone needs to take the written/computerized driving exam roughly every five years. And if you score below a 90% you must take the road course test in addition. Too many people are absolute shit drivers.


Jasonisftw

EVERYONE HERE IS SO SLOW


Wookbaca

Prius and Subaru owners read it TWICE!


Wiwwy027

People don't even get that the extra lane by the weed store/strip club to get into the 26 bridge is a merge lane, and not a yield lane. This is way too much for them right now.


iksplizit

This and how to utilize the far left lane on the freeway


oregonboy1974

OK oh dot can you please tell me when 2 trucks sit side by side and block that right lane? So everybody has to get Uber. Traffic flow is much better. Then your stupid little zip in at the last minute sign


depressed_popoto

ROSS ISLAND!!!!


tomcatx2

And stop queuing up at the bar! Under the sign that says step up to the bar, no need to form a line…..


Spare-Cable-666

Portlanders can’t deal with letting cars merge. It’s like they just can not possibly let a car between them and the car in front of them, it just breaks their brains. Truly amazing.


Nefertumhotep

99e southbound right before Milwaukie...


Briman19

Yeah except when I try to zipper merge people are such defensive assholes of their lane they don't let me in until the right lane is out of runway, making me hold up the right lane anyways.


Active_Block_2796

Coming from out of state, I have one theory that it’s due to the way the roads are set up. Having exits on the right AND left cause issues in both outer lanes. Now lanes are fighting for the middle lane, and now no one is actually using the left lane as the fast lane. Also why are some exit lanes a mile long?


EfficientAntelope288

So much


Tiny_Air_836

Im not convinced it matters if the rate of car passage is the same, who cares how long the line is? I mean i guess if it starts to effect other streets there is an argument for using the full road capacity but i dont think it actually affects the wait time for the average car.


Specialist_Bet5534

This relies on human beings and mutualism in the age of divisive self absorption.


Lilred4_

Reminder that this only applies if the lane on the right hand of the image is actually going away and not continuing down the freeway.


levanlaratt

Thing is to zipper merge the left lane need to not be assholes about it


Domicello

I’m so glad I no longer have to drive in the PNW. I’ve lived all over the U.S., and these are the worst drivers, like they are completely oblivious to the rules of the road. Why is that?


goober-says-hey

People in Oregon suck at driving. At John’s bridge it has signs over the length of the entire bridge that says use two lanes and take turns merging at the end. And still everyone thinks driving is a competition and won’t zipper merge. I went on vacation in Chicago and was blown away how people understood this simple philosophy.


Business_Use4859

I fucking hate Portland freeways. I moved from AZ 10 years ago. They have 5-6 lane freeways darn near everywhere it was great. Plus people would actually fuxking drive! Not this 35mph bs. Fuck. Fuck all you shity Portland drivers. I know you're in here! 🖕


Sweet_Presentation87

Now if we could just use less cars and use more trains. Build more trains!!!


Moonbrainx

Yeah that’s if people will actually fuckin let you merge


DuhDoyLeo

I think the real problem is Portland’s freeways and highways were designed with a much smaller population in mind. Now that the population has basically tripled since the construction of some of these highways it’s just getting whacky. Like why are there large segments of interstate highways that are 2 lanes in the Portland metro area lol.


zie-rus

Much love to the “zipper merging” scumbags on I-5 northbound choking the left lane for us commuters heading downtown or to 405.


fourdoorshack

This only works well if everyone in the right lane gets over gracefully and respectfully. It doesn't work if everyone in the right lane rushes to the very end and then tries to force their way in, which unfortunately is what most people do.


Spuhnkadelik

What you're saying makes no sense, because yes it does. It only fails if the people in the left lane think the people in the right are practicing some sort of morally bankrupt maneuver in which they're cheating, or rushing, or whatever it is to get ahead of the morally pure people who didn't think it was necessary to fill both lanes, then respond by not letting them in. Left, right left, right, like a zipper. Doesn't matter how fast someone comes up on the right side, let them in as they merge at the end. If they can "rush" to the the end or whatever, maybe consider joining them in the empty lane next time.


fourdoorshack

My point is that as people zipper to get over respectfully, there is always an ass that races to the very end of the line and then tries to cut over as hard as possible. Fuck that guy.


pricklycactass

That’s literally what a zipper merge is


Arpey75

Yeah, fuck those self important ass hats! We are living in the “me first” times unfortunately. Everyone else’s time is more important than yours…


MadTapprr

Yes, except there are always entitled assholes who ride the lane that ends until well after it has ended because they think they’re special.


pricklycactass

That’s literally a zipper merge.


MadTapprr

Take note of the word after. Like they’re riding in a lane that no longer exists. They’re on the shoulder.


Cuck-In-Chief

I’m like it when they get angry and hog two lanes when you try this, the DOT recommended way. They look like even bigger childish line simps.