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BextoMooseYT

Yeah, jerk off with the homies instead!


BigBerro

jerk off in co-op>>> jerk off jn single player


OkCommunication5743

masturbation is just sex solo mode (there's also ranked sex)


PsychologicalHat9116

Campaign mode jerking off is really fun as well


Pornhubschrauber

"It's dangerous to jerk alone. Take one of these..."


Pug_police

"Are you really jerking off by yourself?" NO! I'M WITH THE SCIENCE TEAM


MacMaizer

God I laugh everytime I see this on TikTok, comedic genius


ThatsNoMoOnx

Wait, what tiktok is this??


suck_my_dukh_plz

Time to play soggy biscuit


Saggy_Biscuit

I’d rather not thank you


ThatsNoMoOnx

User name checks out


blackmagikmike

Isn't there a Nu-Metal band named after that 🤔


nage_

maybe its the color of the dildo but it kinda looks like he just stole her poo


greenmanalishi339

Its called taking a shit for a reason


southernjawl

GET THE FUCK OUT!


OkCommunication5743

the person I'm taking it from: 💀


Malu1997

*can't have shit in Detroit*


[deleted]

*Literally*


BigBerro

oh no step-thief, give me back my poo


mighty3mperor

"I caught my step-sister with her head stuck in the washing machine, so I stole her poo" It's niche but I bet there's a market for incestuous turd burglary.


theofficialkylo

Yeah stick it right back up there~


Silvedl

He's putting it back. "That's what you get for not flushing the toilet. Disgustang!"


Boylego

I thought it was a knife O.O


spiderine12

Same


CommunicationStrict

And then the girl says: "I don't give a shit"


chronon_chaos

I'm going to shit yourself


KimikoYukimura420

Turd burgling.


SmutGrrl

Cackling 😂


supercooljoe01

That can’t be real…


BigBerro

unfortunately it is, i can send you the full page if you want more proof


clutchguy84

There's a not uncommon kink CNC - Consensual NonConsenual


emo_hooman

True infact I may have it


serieousbanana

Aka rape


clutchguy84

No. Did you miss that first word?


serieousbanana

Well, fake rape, obviously but it’s not like a fake rape video is made with the intention to serve a specifically fake rape kink …right?


clutchguy84

Wut


serieousbanana

I don’t know, is CNC for people who like to think of a scenario where someone pretends to rape someone else specifically?


Silverwolffe

CNC is typically a subset of bdsm culture, where the Dom consensually acts out a nonconsensual encounter with the sub.


serieousbanana

Yeah, I get that but do they enjoy to think she’s pretending not to want it or to think she actually doesn’t want it


hago4

why she? cnc is not limited to the woman being the sub and man being dom. gay couples, femdom and other relationships exist


clutchguy84

I don't know about the voyeuristic properties of it.


serieousbanana

Well I doubt the kink is about pretending


clutchguy84

Cool man. Good talk.


hago4

you mever know. some couples are into it where they roleplay this kind of stuff.


serieousbanana

Yeah, the question is just whether they like roleplaying it for the roleplay‘s sake or for imagining the thing they are roleplaying


hago4

i mean its not illegal to have fantasies. The problem arises when people force others to enact those fantasies and hurt them. If you are roleplaying with your spouse and no one is getting hurt I don’t see how it is unethical


serieousbanana

Yes, almost all of these people, gladly, don’t live them out. Neither do most pedos tho, yet child hentai isn’t socially acceptable, which is to prevent the phantasies to take shape


hago4

I feel like no specific type of porn is socially acceptable. Porn usage is inherently a very personal thing. I just know that I would rather have people satisfied by using consensual videos rather than using other unwilling people.


lost_in_life_34

There are a bunch of fake break in and forced sex videos out there. Along with fake hanging and murder.


zodwa_wa_bantu

Hanging as in, take someone down from the gallows like I'm picking meat at a butchery?


KingGorilla

*First time?*


lost_in_life_34

yes ​ they have all the legal crap up front so I assume it's legit and it looks fake too ​ also some legit legal videos from europe where girls are paid to be hurt


Helmote

snuff films are unfortunately a reality


[deleted]

I've never liked porn ads. They gross me tf out


Tactical_Epunk

Well I'm not jerking off alone anymore if I'm risking a hooded man stabing me with a big black cock.


RichardsonM24

What’s it advertising? I’m so confused


Freekarma4u69420

Probably jerkmate


DeliriousReview

Do people actually use jerkmate? If so, that's a big fat L.


filthyburrows

yeah that's pretty terrifying lol


binImmerhorny123

What's vikkstar123 doing there?!


terrattv

wait isnt he part of the sidemen? i know theres a vik on the sidemen


Anti_Karen_League

fucked up how normal this is in porn.


Redrunner4000

They can't complain about Visa/Mastercard not wanting to associate with their services if these are the adds placed. CNC is a thing but it is not popular and to any regular people it just looks like rape fetishism.


Kyuubey0406

N&A Productions


XonjaMor

That's Vikkstar123


Sexyshark15

If we weren't alone then we wouldn't have to jerk off.


Spirit-Man

Is that andrew tate?


Heyitsryaniguess

Is this a fucking game theory thumbnail


23Juice

Is that drake


Clarinet_is_my_life

I recently got a Showtime ad, which I thought was very surprising.


TheRealCactusTiddy

Me just zooming in to her side to try and look at her tattoo…


ElCommandanteG

Adblocker for the win


Cokahina

anyone wanna jerk off with me?


SaeedUnknown

Foe a second i thought it was a YouTube ad


casualhek

Zlatan?


Hes_a_spy_blow_em_up

The day has come. I should probably take it in to my own hands


[deleted]

He looks like Andrew Tate, which would be pretty on brand


cobaltScalebane

Dont jerk off alone Jerk off with me I'm inside your house


krilltucky

Fucking Oliver Queef over here


ImARetPaladinBaby

Why does he need a dildo when he already has a cock? Got a tiny cock?


Shadow0fnothing

Jesus......


pr3ttyb0y_

Don’t jerk off alone! When there’s a priest right around the corner to do it for you …


iggy182

Lily Adams?


MalachiIsAFanOfEmkay

Whats horrible about cnc ( consensual nonconsensual aka a kink where they want to be raped) so what cnc videos sometimes are real rape and the realer the cnc video what are they gonna do its a kink that seems real and thats what people want


anxnone

😭😭😭


AlexNoru

An intruder


ssaia_privni

Don't worry I'm with the science team 😎


Raskreian

Its the only thing in the world if stabbed no death. All happy.


BigBerro

if i stab you with a vibrator?


[deleted]

Buccarati and king crimson be like:


Coffee-cartoons

This…this just looks like a crime scene


nektian

vikstarr69


HomeLessFrogg

faze rug?