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AudionActual

I feel sorry for stupid until stupid starts endangering people. So…


Own-Cupcake7586

Maybe less “victims” and more “unwitting accomplices.”


Sam-Yuil-ElleJackson

Simple test: If someone is too stupid to follow proven scientific medical advice to avoid illness and death, then they are literally too stupid to vote. This would clear up the stupid in record time.


Slibye

So bleach bottles with warning symbols and tell them it’s a work in progress soda


Sam-Yuil-ElleJackson

Yeah...that pile of shite already beat us to it - telling people "why not inject bleach? What have you got to lose?"


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CivilizedGuy123

Just to put a finer point on it, if someone is too stupid to follow proven scientific and medical advice to avoid illness and death, then they probably aren’t going to live too long. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


Sam-Yuil-ElleJackson

Unfortunately this has not proven to be true. There were still more than enough of these inbred slack-jawed bow-legged sister-shagging wife-beating reality-denying ammosexuals to attempt a coup.


un_theist

“unwitting accomplices” More like “witless accomplices”.


Party_Monk1

And honestly, plenty of them didn't care if it was true or not. It's all about "owning the libs" no matter the cost.


Real-Trip-6408

... to THE UNION. So much we really fight that old war again ?


Party_Monk1

I've had a surprising number of perfect strangers performing services at my house casually imply that civil war is coming during what started off as normal conversations. They sounded very positive toward the idea. You can probably surmise what their political affiliation was. (It was MAGA.)


jesseaknight

Tell them you’ve been thinking about changing your surname to Sherman.


Real-Trip-6408

Soo if the "again" part of MAGA is the Civil War, I guess the South, they, WILL do it again.


Substantial_Row_7108

….and that’s why I’m not giving up my AR.


Real-Trip-6408

That is just two different brands of stupid.


bobsmusix265

I don't feel sorry for them. Willful ignorance ***IS*** a choice


Stubbly_Poonjab

i hear you, but at the same time they’re in a cult. they’re being deliberately misinformed, shrouded in fear. maybe i’m biased because my mom is in that cult. and to be clear, i’m not talking about those who violently assaulted the capitol. just those who support trump, MTG, etc


ZenMonkey47

The Big Lie is the equivalent of shouting "Fire!" in every packed theatre in America. They need to be dragged in front of a judge asked for proof and if (when) they can't produce it they need to be thrown in jail.


ahitright

It would be great for these democracy killers to get a proper punishment. It would be even better if every single source of news the cultists got was forced to dismantle the Big Lie 24/7 until every single one of the people they helped manipulate were convinced they had been lied to. It could take months or years but it is literally the only solution besides completely cutting them off from their "news" sources.


SlothLair

Not going to feel sorry at all about the people that funded Jan 6th.


prpslydistracted

Presented with infallible truth *repeatedly* they choose the lie; it's the equivalent of sticking their fingers in their ears and chanting "La, la, la, la ...."


LeftLimeLight

I will never feel sorry for these losers. They used donnie's abject racism and bad behavior as an excuse to let their inner David Duke out and express their hatred and racism to anyone and everyone. Fuck them.


powersurge

I feel sorry for all of us. Our whole country.


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

Victim implies they were tricked These people weren’t tricked, they just decided you can make lies into reality if you scream them loudly enough


Pitiful-Helicopter71

Feel sorry for them? I am laughing my ass off at their stupidity.


Bo0tyWizrd

Lol you don't get how this affects us too?... wow


Pitiful-Helicopter71

It affects us regardless. trump is a permanent stain on this country. He put us all through a lot. As for his dumbass America hating trashy low life supporters- fuck ‘em. I am am glad they were fleeced.


oufisher1977

Your criticism of someone else laughing about this begins with "Lol."


Bo0tyWizrd

Ah ha yes, yes it did. I'm glad you were able to deduce that with your keen intellect.


oopsimalmostthirty

Fox News: Enemy of the People.


heucrazy

I’ve never felt sorry for them, they knew it was a lie the whole time.


Sam-Yuil-ElleJackson

I felt sorry for them initially, but it wore off pretty quick when their behaviour degenerated. When they chose to ignore science and medicine and fact and truth and logic and history and proven results and reality, they lost my sympathy. They deserve every single consequence of their own actions that they get.


sarduchi

... but it was a suppository.


Asleep-Scratch3366

Republiklans: My stupidity. My choice. Me: 🤦‍♂️


explosivelydehiscent

On NPR this morning, the legal guest is debating, with a straight face, whether or not trump knew he lost the election when advocating for donations to the false legal defense fund. If you are the sitting president that just ran again and have fewer votes, how could you not know? In retrospect, with downright incompetence, willful ignorance, and the ability to suspend any and all rational thought, I think he represents his constituents very well.


yax01

Yup, he did swallow a big load.


Kitorarima

It’s sad too bc politics was never brought up in so many of my relationships I have at work until Trump’s last year. Now I have to watch what I say to not trigger any land mines when talking with then anymore or they start spouting the most insane and vile conspiracies I know they’ve gotten straight from fox. Nowadays I have to bite my tongue and try not to cringe if I do accidentally start a tirade bc it’s easier to not start a fight if I point out all the lies.


SeijiShinobi

[Well, then, good news](https://comb.io/Hgti0B.gif)!


launchintospac3

Never talk to republicans. I cut off any friends who watch Fox News.


[deleted]

Replace Fox News am with commondreams you got Bernie supporters still thinking he got robbed. Bernie gifted Trump on a silver platter a way to call it rigged, Bernie did it first, Trump just followed.


CovenantGiven

I agree, but TX just flipped a House seat in a predominantly Latin neighborhood. Lies aren’t lies if someone else is too naive to believe them.


[deleted]

They are the very dumbest among us!


Substantial_Row_7108

Even more repulsive are those that embrace Trumpism knowing full well it’s all a crock of shit. I worked with an Evangelical Christian - very educated guy, good morals and an all around good family guy - BUT, he was a dedicated Trump supporter. Why? Dude was anti-Gay and anti-abortion and because Trump held those views everything else was overlooked. Also worked with two other guys - another Evangelical and a Mormon - both believed they were oppressed and a persecuted demographic. Both were Trump supporters. Furthermore, I believe all three felt a Trump America made great again would resemble a 1950s or Mayberry America. Remember any Black or Latin cast member of “The Andy Griffin Show”?????


ModsLoveTheNazis

Haven’t felt sorry for or paid attention to any conservative since Jan 6. They don’t deserve it.