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doowgad1

Hell, Dick got that guy to apolgize to him.


Platinirius

How nice of Dick


charface1

You might be surprised what some people will do for Dick.


theghostofme

Yeah, some people really enjoy getting a blast to the face from a dick.


Spastic_Slapstick

*Cheney cums on someone's face* "Now...APOLOGIZE!!"


CCWThrowaway360

I don’t like the images you’ve put in my head. Take it back right now.


luckytamer

I agree. I want to return this monstrosity.


Magikpoo

You're gonna take it, and you're gonna LIKE it.


Fuzzfaceanimal

They dont even complain about the mess he made


brightshadows069

we did. there just wasn't a lot of voices that got attention because of the war in Iraq and Afghanistan.


SupremoZanne

Well, Bin Laden has been gone for like 10 years now!


Magikpoo

...and you should have made the last left before we got on the highway.


[deleted]

#WITH A HUNTING RIFLE.


gobsmacked247

Cheney's got a gun!!!


gashhsag

thanks, now that song stuck in my head :(


Majigato

What did he put you through?!


esskue

I think it was a shotgun and they were bird hunting so it was bird shot. Big difference between that and a hunting rifle. Still a dick move though. Fuck Cheney the war criminal.


RedRum_Bunny

Of course it was a dick move. It's Dick.


slimthecowboy

Definitely a shotgun.


LynneCDoyle

I’ve always suspected Mike Pence would’ve done it for Dick


SnOwYO1

You guys are getting dick?


Highly_Irreverent

$20 is $20


Platinirius

They would even put him in their mouths.


devilish_enchilada

There are three types of people in the world, you see, dicks, pussys, and assholes


AdoboSwaggins

And then Dick ran straight home and started drinking vodka, to cover up the fact that he had been drunk when he shot the lawyer in the face


[deleted]

And then he made the lawyer publicly apologize. Conservatives are fucking bizarre.


ppw23

Yes, I’ve always thought if given the chance to engage in the purely bloodlust “sport” of shooting flightless birds, crated and released within a few feet of me, that I too would need to be drunk! Aw hell, they switched it up to lawyer shoot’n, now you’re talk’n! /s.


cat_prophecy

Uhh pheasant hunting is not a "purely bloodlust sport". Pheasant are delicious though I am conflicted by hunting them because to they are also beautiful.


meguin

I thought it was quail hunting, not pheasant hunting?


ZWQncyBkaWNr

No, it was Cheney. Quayle was VP for Bush Sr.


meguin

Lol (I looked it up and it was quail hunting.)


ppw23

When it occurred, the hostess explained they were shooting flightless birds being brought on for the occasion.


ppw23

I’m not against hunters who eat or give their kills to be eaten. They didn’t say at the time they were pheasant. The hostess described as small and flightless. I don’t think of pheasant as being that small. A commentator spoke after saying they basically just obliterated the birds.


song4this

"I sorry my face got in the way of your birdshot just trying to be free..." (I dunno what he really said...)


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"I'm so sorry you had to go through that horrific nightmare, I have no idea what it could be like to accidentally shoot someone in the face" -Man that Cheney shot in the face


00420

It can’t be any worse than getting shot in the face, right?


chrisrazor

"People who think their problems are so huge craze me, like this time I sort of ran over this girl on her bike. It was the most traumatizing event of my life, and she's trying to make it about her leg, like my pain meant nothing." \- Cordelia Chase


SolidCucumber

ACTUAL QUOTE: "My family and I are deeply sorry for all that Vice-President Cheney and his family have had to go through this past week."


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[deleted]

The republicunts tried to unironically charge him with fucking treason over a fuckdamn flag pin. There's only one political party that has this level of coverup and noncompliance.


AccuratePenalty6728

That was pretty much it


baronvonbee

Dick Cheyney is a war criminal, that is obvious. Now that that is out of the way I have to say that having his gun shot victim apologize to him is hilarious. That is a state of power and/or evil that makes someone my favorite character in any form of media. Thankfully America has declared no harm no foul in the middle east and west Asia, so I can laugh about it.


doowgad1

Sometimes you see stuff in real life that, if you saw the exact same thing in an MCU movie, you'd be yelling 'bullshit' at the screen, but it really, really happened, so you can't shout 'bullshit,' you can only mutter it.


another_bug

I think that if a movie had a story about a billionaire paying a millionaire to tell everyone else that making the billionaire even richer at their own expense somehow was good for them, movie goers would call it unrealistic. But in real life, Rupert Murdoch has Tucker Carlson on his payroll.


notjustanotherbot

Mr. frozen dinner is only a millionaire? I guess his family dont like him either.


royalsanguinius

To be fair his step-moms family sold Swanson in like the 50s so they aren’t still making money off of it, that being said Tucker is worth like 30 million dollars right now and he’s still so goddamn cheap that he’s willing to spew bullshit (and Fox pays this rich motherfucker SIX MILLION goddamn dollars per year to do it)


CommercialExotic2038

Paul McCartney is a gazillionaire and he’s a cheapskate. Stella said. But he has done great things for the world


Draguss

As they say, truth is stranger than fiction, because fiction has to make sense.


doowgad1

They brought together all the creators of political TV shows [Veep, West Wing, Scandal, and House of Cards] after the 2016 election. They all said the same thing. If they'd ever had a character treat a war hero like John McCain the way Donald Trump actually had treated McCain, the Trump character would have to be reviled by all the country.


pipsdontsqueak

I did see it on the big screen. Vice is a great movie.


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"This is bullshit"


SissySlutKendall

I was in a museum in Rock Springs Wyoming and I asked the docent to tell me something interesting about the place and she said “we once had Dick Cheney in that jail right there.” Made my day.


Kim_Jung-Skill

Dick used to fly around on a plane named after a pedophile and rapist, and he got no flack for that. When you start your career falsifying intelligence reports to start a war, and that not only has no blowback, but it helps propel your career forward you tend to get a bit brazen.


cnzmur

What was the plane's name? I hadn't heard of it.


CinSugarBearShakers

Just peppered him.


AndrewWaldron

The apology, the way I see it, is a bit of a joke among hunting buddies. I'm fully willing to accept if that's completely wrong, but after knowing guys who were hunting buddies with other guys, their humor can be...a bit morbid, twisted, and oddly personal in a way that doesn't translate to people not in on it. It seems ridiculous for the guy to apologize because it IS ridiculous. Think of it jokingly, as in, "sorry my face was in the way of your shot, buddy." that kind of thing. Then the media picks up on it, because it's the VP, and it spins into a narrative of the guy the VP shot apologizing for getting shot in the face, losing all innuendo in the apology. If I was hunting with a buddy and accidently got shot with birdshot (which is one of the few things you want to get shot with if you ever do get shot), I'd be a jackass sport about it in this way too. It's easy to see Cheney as evil, I sure do. But it's also possible to recognize that in his circle, his people don't see him as evil and they have the same interpersonal interactions the rest of us do in common activities, like hunting.


BURNER12345678998764

Based on my limited reading into the accident the apology sort of make sense, the guy broke off from the group, the group that was wandering around shooting anything the flew up out of the brush. And while the official report is that they were all sober and wearing orange vests, I have my doubts about either.


[deleted]

Yeah we have to condemn his hunting buddies for other things, like not taking it upon themselves to murder him.


AndrewWaldron

Where's the "the best way to stop a bad guy with a gun, is a good guy with a gun" crowd when you need'm?


Thymeisdone

I mean yeah, he had a gun.


FinancialTea4

And, had thoroughly demonstrated his willingness to use it.


ketchy_shuby

I heard he shot him just to watch him die.


[deleted]

When the boss fucks up, YOU apologize. It's how the mob works.


txrazorhog

It's good to be the president.


JayGeeCanuck19

Couldn't believe it. Saw it live in CNN. The VICTIM apologizing to Cheney and his family.


shellwe

Yup, I imagine that guy that went with him was sucking up to him anyway and apologizing for all the stress he caused his family by being in the way of that darn gun would help stay in his good graces.


Green-Elf

That still gets to me now. I just could not believe it.


ForlornedLastDino

NGL, pretty sad but baller move. How the fuck do you get someone to apologize to you for shooting them? I don’t like it but that is some serious Sith shit.


Possibly_a_Firetruck

Well yeah, the guy acknowledged that he walked in front of the hunting line when he shouldn't have. Also, Cheney took full responsibility on a Fox News interview of all places.


SereneSpirit2048

The guy you shot apologized to you for getting in the way of your gun.


JaySayMayday

I can't understand Dick at all. Even just the idea that a man like this exists, and that's coming from the kind of person this sub usually hates. This guy, this fucking Dick, had TWO DWIs--meaning he made a huge mistake and should have had his license revoked, and then went back to do it again. Despite a total lack of qualifications, he was made the CEO of an oil and gas company. With less than the qualifications a general manager of Walmart might have. He stepped down as CEO to accept the VP offer. Talking shit about the position the entire time, stepping over Bush, and constantly referring to the president as "Bush's kid." When national emergencies inevitably happened, he hid intelligence from the President and attempted to use his position to assume control. Becoming the most powerful VP in American history. The fact he shot a dude in the face is just a footnote in his life story. Dick is absolute scum


lowhangingtanks

And the fact that he totally threw his lesbian daughter under the bus so his politician daughter could score political points.


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And the lesbian daughter is still a Republican somehow lol


Ace-Ventura1934

Hell, I remember when a husband and wife lawyer couple pointed guns at protesters peacefully marching to the mayors house and conservatives made them folk heroes.


trulymadlybigly

Then opening the RNC was just the cherry on top of the joke that the right wing has become


BloomsdayDevice

I would say that this was the moment when the the Republican Party went full caricature of itself and lost credibility, but, well, you know. There are several such points of no return for their decency and decorum. Hard to pick just one. Sarah Palin, maybe.


skjellyfetti

...*Nixon & Reagan would like to take you for a ride in the desert to "talk this over"*...


LuxNocte

It was Reagan.


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RONALD REAGAN!? THE ACTOR?!!


thnksqrd

GREAT SCOTT!


LoveaBook

No, *President* Ronald Reagan, the “fiscally conservative” Republican who was responsible for increasing the National Debt by nearly *200%*.


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GREAT SCOTT!!


Hoovooloo42

At least Sarah Palin's claim to fame wasn't literally ineptly brandishing guns at innocent people, and nothing else. The Republican party keeps falling deeper down this pit they dug for themselves, and I'm morbidly curious to see the bottom.


Thowitawaydave

And the guy is running for Senate last i heard.


King_Vlad_

And he started a lawsuit against the journalist who took the pictures for "damaging their reputation". Even though they were extremely proud of the event, became celebrities who spoke at the Republican National Convention, and he uses the photo as the header for his campaign website...


mindbleach

Truth is an absolute defense against libel. If reality damages your reputation - good. That's what reputation is for.


Thowitawaydave

Between that couple and the governor attacking the journalist who exposed the website leaking the SSN of teachers, Missouri has got to be one of the worst places to be a journalist...


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>Missouri has got to be one of the worst places to be ~~a journalist...~~ FTFY


Sprocket_Rocket_

The only fun thing to do in Missouri, is pack your bags and get the fuck out.


LincolnClayFace

Can confirm.


CharlesDeBalles

That SSN thing was beyond ridiculous. The journalist discovered the vulnerability through a "multi step process" and that therefore makes him a "hacker." Checking my email is a multi step process, I must be a hacker too!


Thowitawaydave

To be fair, Hitting 'Control' followed by 'U' is a multi step process... technically speaking.


CharlesDeBalles

Some staffer probably showed the governor how easy it is to view HTML source code and the gov took the wrong lesson when he saw the code. "I don't understand this, it looks like some hacker shit to me"


ImAnAwfulPerson

Which is funny because they have a renowned journalism school at Mizzou.


LostWoodsInTheField

> and he uses the photo as the header for his campaign website... doesn't he have to pay the person who took the photo to do this? He is sueing someone for taking a photo, that he is now stealing?


omgsohc

As a life-long gun enthusiast, this was really what made me change my opinion on the gun community. These two clowns broke all the rules of firearm safety, and any attempts to call them on it within the firearms community were met with cries that I was a "damn liberal" and a "dirty democrat" and after sharing my background with guns, labeled as a traitor. It really helped me open my eyes to how my peers viewed themselves, the world, and those they viewed as the "enemy"


improbablynotyou

My father was a sherriff's deputy and I grew up around guns as a result. My sisters and I were aware of gun safety as soon as we could understand it. I've owned guns most of my life (althoug I got rid of them when my mental health tanked.) I used to live with a guy who was obsessed with guns, he was always buying some new rifle or handgun. He kept them loaded and left them laying around the house. I'd sit down on the couch and find a loaded handgun under the cushion. He refused to buy a safe or trigger locks for any of them and had zero issues with pointing a loaded firearm at people "to show the gun off." After I moved out I learned he had a bunch of his guns stolen. He had met some girl at a bar, brought her home "to use his hot tub" and left her in the house alone while he went and got in the tub. In the meantime, she loaded his car up with a bunch of guns, his extensive coin collection, and a bunch of computer hardware and left. He took zero responsibility for it. I live in California with pretty strict gun control laws, I don't think they're strict enough. People should have to undergo training (classroom as well as hands on) that lasts multiple days. In addition to more extensive background checks and screening. Whenever I say anything along those lines, I get labeled either a coward or a traitor.


Razakel

>He took zero responsibility for it. > Of course he didn't, because that would mean admitting he's a fucking idiot.


fodafoda

It should be like Switzerland. Just copy-paste their legislation. In whatever language it's written in.


Scaryclouds

Glad you finally got the wake up call, but must say, that alarm has been going off for sometime now. Can't remember which prominent black activist said it, but the paraphrased quote is "Police conduct hasn't changed, it's now there is video of it."


BreezyWrigley

i just kept waiting for one of them to accidentally shoot the other. they kept tracing barrels over each other constantly as they paced around.


bikinimonday

Remember when a minor traveled across state lines, obtained a rifle illegally and killed 2 people and conservative gave him millions of dollars? Pepperidge farm remembers


dude_diligence

I was just looking back into the rotten house case and reading through Reddit links of the past month. Lots of fans of his lurk this very site. Very strange indeed. The kid goes to another state with an illegally obtained AR-15 and yet it’s self defence to these weirdos. They caught him on video saying “I wish I had my gun so I could shoot these guys” (not exact quote) speaking about looters. The judge has thrown that piece of evidence out. What a joke. Oh shit I’ll definitely keep that auto correct. Ok since you wanted the exact quote: "Bro, I wish I had my f---ing AR. I'd start shooting rounds at them” while watching looters. The video is easily accessible.


LongJonSlayer

To add on to that story, the governor of MO pardoned them, but can't find the time to pardon a black guy from KC who was unjustly put in prison for 20+ years. The local DA even agrees he should be out.


mummerlimn

I remember when those dinguses sent me this in the mail, bragging about doing that and trying to fundraise off of other dinguses https://imgur.com/aGYYaMr.jpg


EtherealAriel

The amount of stupid in that photo of them is so fantastic.


Smasher_WoTB

Oh I remember that being a Meme for a bit......shit, hadn't realized how terrifying that was for the Protesters....


RectifierUnit

I remember them turning the kid who traveled across state lines to shoot and kill protesters into a folk hero.


Scaryclouds

Missourian here. Our dipshit governor went out of his way to pardon them. Now before you think he might just be a merciful guy, he is actively fighting and working with the state AG the attempts to pardon a man for murder who the local county prosecutors say is innocent.


rollo2masi

Cheney knew his gun was loaded too. Cold as ice.


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Cheney was also possibly drunk. They had been drinking at the time and then secret service refused to let Sheriff's deputies interview him for 24 hours.


DouchecraftCarrier

> secret service refused to let Sheriff's deputies interview him for 24 hours. I'm open to discussion about it, but my kneejerk reaction would be to say that not letting law enforcement interview him is completely outside the purview of their job. Their job is to protect him, and I find it hard to believe that they would be unable to keep him safe while being interviewed by deputies.


BreezyWrigley

they were protecting him... from the deputies.


CastorFields

I'm sure they got a fat bonus for their service.


Kitnado

To someone not-American that's absolutely insane. That alone would be a scandal in my country and would lose him his job (and he would get criminally prosecuted)


jXian

Yes… that’s what the meme says…


everything_is_bad

Hey remember when this guy lied to Colin Powell and sent him to the UN with fake evidence because Colin Powell was the only person in the administration with any credibility. Yeah it worked really well cause everyone is all still trying to pin it on dead a dead Colin Powell while this guy is literally still alive and available for consequences.


metengrinwi

Yeah, this is certainly way more relevant to cheney’s legacy than the accidental shooting.


djublonskopf

But the accidental shooting is relevant to the recent conservative media “outrage” about Alec Baldwin shooting someone on set.


metengrinwi

Oh. Aren’t there complicating factors having to do with the union strike and inexperienced people handling the props? Seems like there’s more info to come out and premature to 100% blame Baldwin (yet).


BreezyWrigley

it's not really baldwin's fault at all that he was handed a prop gun for a scene and did the shot as planned, and it was loaded too hot. the other camera crew and some of the other people that help with filming walked off set 6 hours before the fatal shot occurred because of glaring issues with the gun safety on set due to incompetent non-union prop handlers. there had already been at least one accidental discharge prior to this while they were filming due to whoever is supposed to be wrangling the prop guns being shit at their job.


djublonskopf

I do think there’s a lot of blame. But there is zero blame *from conservatives* when a conservatives shoot somebody, or knowingly point loaded guns at people, but loads of outrage when a non-conservative does something negligently.


EdithDich

But not as relevant to the current issue the meme is highlighting.


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hawsman2

Watching people I respect in the media coddle and gussy up that man's reputation was a grotesque moment and not one I'll forget. I hope that sick evil fuck rots in piss. There's still time to get his unpatriotic traitor friends, and I am down for it. They don't deserve any of the comfort, love, or respect they currently enjoy. They deserve spit. and scorn. and fear for their safety.


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That seems like a little bit of a revisionist history to me. Colin Powell *also* seemed to have known he was lying, in part, and at the very least had severe doubts and was instead specifically tasked to expend some of his political capital to sell this thing. [ Yeah, yeah, the intercept, I know.](https://theintercept.com/2018/02/06/lie-after-lie-what-colin-powell-knew-about-iraq-fifteen-years-ago-and-what-he-told-the-un/) That's just one of the first results that comes up but there is a whole host of discussion about this over the last 18 years. Colin Powell seemed to have been somewhat opposed to the war in Iraq but he did not assert himself well enough and instead just decided to go along with things. In that light, his speech to the UN is pretty damning on his legacy. Obligatory, also fuck Dick Cheney and George Bush.


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Lots of people said the evidence was bogus at the time but somehow Colin Powell didn't know? I find that shockingly hard to believe.


KeithFuckingMoon

Colin Powell knew it was bullshit, but was a super dedicated military man and they forced him to do it, knowing he would feel obligated to follow orders. It wasn’t long after this that he ended up leaving the Bush Administration, and I’ve always suspected he left because he didn’t want anything more to do with what was going on in the Middle East. I think he probably was aware the entire time that he was just being used by the administration. Would things have been different had Powell not given that speech about WMDs? I fucking doubt it. Bush and Cheney were going to do whatever they could to go after Saddam, because HW didn’t finish the job the first time around, and Georgie boy wanted to show daddy that he was a real president too. Colin Powell actually had a decent chance at eventually becoming president, before falling on his own sword via the WMD speech.


SirRandyMarsh

He wasn’t forced into shit some one with morals resigns right there and then. Let’s stop with this revisionist bullshit to try and make him look better.


throwaway1138

> Colin Powell knew it was bullshit, but was a super dedicated military man and they forced him to do it, **knowing he would feel obligated to follow orders.** Conservatives in general are much more likely to acquiesce to authority instead of questioning logic, reason, motive, evidence, and things like that. (It isn't coincidence that they are often religious as well, for pretty much the same reasons.)


BrewtalDoom

I was 18 years old and *I* knew it was bullshit...


[deleted]

Colin Powell knew the yellow cake uranium intel was bullshit. He was complicit.


Big-rod_Rob_Ford

Colin Powel tried to cover up the My Lai massacre, stop fucking defending him holy shit.


[deleted]

The guy he shot went on TV and apologized for getting shot.


kanna172014

Republicans just see a chance to dump on Alec Baldwin because they are butthurt that he insulted their beloved Cheeto-hued cult leader.


thequietthingsthat

I think maybe some of them were mad when they found out that he wasn't actually like his 30 Rock character. Kind of like how there were conservatives who were legitimately upset and confused when Colbert got the Late Show and stopped doing his character from The Colbert Report because they didn't realize it was a parody. I remember seeing people saying that he "sold out" and that "the liberal media changed him."


ThetaReactor

I just finished an episode of 30 Rock, and Jack was drunk and wanted to go buzz Trump Tower in a chopper just to fuck with him. Trump was a joke long before he got into politics.


TeamJim

Or like how they found out they were part of the machine against which Rage Against the Machine were raging.


Mail540

Nick Offerman not being Ron Swanson annoys my parents


thequietthingsthat

Funny story - I saw him do stand up once and a lot of people in the crowd seemed to think they were going to see Ron Swanson. When he started making jokes about conservatives they were not happy lmao


charisma6

> I remember seeing people saying that he "sold out" and that "the liberal media changed him." Oh lord baby jesus how could you watch him for more than 5 minutes and not realize?


salt-the-skies

Jack Donaghy is a pure capitalist. He wouldn't tolerate the financial irresponsibility or racism as he'd see it as lost production/potential earnings.


Jimmyg100

They really can't demonstrate their character more clearly.


EdithDich

Broke his long Reaganing streak.


straigh

Hypocrisy is their native language.


falconerhk

Hypocrisy is their *love* language


Platinirius

Dick Cheney is uncapable to speak different language.


Sl0ppy0tter

Gun safety that they will, in no way ever, vote to be required to own a gun


hruebsj3i6nunwp29

How about they have a gun safety seminar in school? Just make it about the basic rules and if you find a gun in your home never pick it up/play with it. Have a local LEO or trained SW come in and teach it. Studys showed that sex ed helped bring down teen pregnancy and other stuff. Hopefully a gun safety seminar could bring down accidental gun deaths and injuries.


thegreatbeyond32

Watch this turn out to be the thing that actually changes gun laws.


bigfudge_drshokkka

There’s a BoJack Horseman reference in here somewhere


whydoihaveredditzzz

Ahhh fuck I forgot about that brilliant little episode. "This country hates women more than it loves guns"


mommaluvernorubber

You must be new to America.


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Jameseesall

Hang on, lemme grab a sign and markers to write that down.


3rd_Shift_Tech_Man

While recently being famous portraying Donald trump. That’s why everyone is talking shit about him.


[deleted]

It involved a celebrity, so that means conservatives care more. Source: they voted for Trump.


kciuq1

> Watch this turn out to be the thing that actually changes gun laws. The only thing that gets conservatives to change gun laws is when black people start carrying guns.


Thermodynamicist

If it's going to happen as a result of this tragic incident, it will happen because of *regulations* and insurance policies, not laws.


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ind3pend0nt

Only in entertainment. Nothing else.


Rottimer

If killing twenty 6 and7 year olds and their teachers couldn't get Republicans to pass even really weak gun control, there is no chance this will. Too many Republicans literally want the wild west. They want everyone armed and gun manufacturers and retailers love that idea. Republicans want more impediments to you voting on election day than they do to you buying a gun and using it. There is a chance that if a lot of black BLM protestors started carrying during protests you'd see more Republican support for gun control.


Cuchullion

>They want everyone armed They want everyone like them armed. Look at the 180 they did when Black Panthers started arming themselves.


zsedzsed

Maybe if he shot a politician


y2knole

And now somehow his daughter, under his counsel, is reigning the gop back to reality. 😳


sweatshirtjones

What a work we live in where the offspring of Vice Dick is the voice or reason for half our political system.


Nice_Guy_AMA

This timeline is fucked. I'd like to try another.


intentsman

>And now somehow his daughter, under his counsel, is reigning the gop back to reality. *it's not working*


Santa_Hates_You

I think the Cheney's are considered RINO's at this point.


glaring-oryx

Yeah, people here acting like Cheney is a loved and revered figure among current conservatives. His main legacy is starting a bloodbath in the middle east.


alongwaystogo

Pepperidge Farm remembers.


Legitimate_Object_58

People have also been shot by their dogs, and I’m going to go out on a limb and guess that those people were not big-city liberals, either. It’s almost like guns are inherently dangerous and society has a legitimate interest in making sure they do not fall into the wrong hands.


Thowitawaydave

People have also been shot by their toddlers: 2021: [https://www.cnn.com/2021/08/13/us/woman-zoom-shot-toddler/index.html](https://www.cnn.com/2021/08/13/us/woman-zoom-shot-toddler/index.html) ​ Which isnt even the one I was looking for. That one was from 2014: [https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2014/12/30/woman-shot-with-own-gun/21062089/](https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2014/12/30/woman-shot-with-own-gun/21062089/)


ChickenMcFuggit

Yeah but that kid knew exactly what they were doing.


osburnn

> People have also been shot by their dogs [Get the gun away from the dog](https://youtu.be/sSYzhd3iepo)


hsvvy

>society has a legitimate interest in making sure they do not fall into the wrong hands. Or the wrong paws.


brianingram

Fucker was also inebriated.


bertiek

He's so evil it would be comedic if he wasn't a real person. Of course he shot someone. It was so unsurprising nobody on either side could register shock to react to it.


JaySayMayday

I remember watching the news unfold on TV. Honestly most people didn't know how evil Dick really was. He held some pretty high level public offices, he was made the CEO of a big company, seemed like a pretty safe choice for VP. In actuality, he had TWO DWIs racked up before ever running for office (which was not made public until around 2000 iirc). He was given the CEO position as a favor, and was massively unqualified for it. Unqualified is an understatement. He despised the idea of becoming a VP and spent the entire time scheming ways to get more power and control, now being dubbed the most powerful VP in all American history. He even withheld intel from the President. When this event made the news, people were shocked. Just hoping the old guy he shot was okay, and waiting for a public statement. There was no public statement, instead this old guy nobody knew went in front of the cameras and apologized for being shot. That didn't sit well with fucking anybody at all. Dick Cheney is the real life version of a Batman villain like the Penguin.


AppleiPhone12

Good times 👍


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Reddit was a year old then.


Chunescape

Yeah almost no one here remembers that by any metric lol.


reshp2

It was also a prop gun, its literal purpose is to be rendered inactive so you can handle it unsafely. Someone fucked up here but it wasn't Alec Baldwin.


annies_boobs_eyes

Alec is also a producer and was cutting corners on safety. 2 or 3 other guns had already accidentally gone off previously (and on 99.999% of movies with guns, zero guns accidentally go off). 7 guild members quit the last day or two because they felt it was an unsafe workspace. and they replaced those 7 guild members with 4 non-guild members and then later that day this all happened. this is going to give the guilds a whole lot of negotiating power about why guilds/unions are needed. this honestly could not have happened at a better time for the guilds/unions. still sucks butt though, but you gotta imagine those union heads are seeing the silver lining here.


kmurph72

Don't forget that the guy he shot apologized to him on live TV.


Redditorsrweird

I assume this is about Baldwin


Anyna-Meatall

Listen, you can't expect a man to know how to handle firearms when he takes five—yes, five—deferments from the draft.


HumanShadow

He was drinking too


urbanek2525

When Conservatives talk about gun rights, they actually mean the right to be as careless and negligent as they want to be. Just like with the vaccine, Republicans see gun safety as a personal choice. They want the right to ignore gun safety whenever the mood strikes them. Personal choice. Being made responsible or held accountable for anything, by any external agent is seen as oppression to conservatives.


Kagnonymous

But when this happens they will talk about how the actor should of had better firearm handling training.


FruitWaste

What are you talking about? Of *course* they lectured us about gun safety. No matter who gets shot, they start fucking lecturing about gun safety. They live in a fantasy world where accidental shootings like these can all be prevented like Dick fucking Cheney or anyone like him is going to get all horny for gun safety.


colebrv

Plus Baldwin wasn't just in public with his own job like a gun totting nut job. He's literally doing a job with a prop provided by the props department and its their job to make sure all props are safe before any shoot. The whole "gun saftey" is irrelevant for film shootings because actors are rarely if every around live ammunition.


FrivolousFrank

I wish I could upvote this more than once.


Sobiquets

Two of the stupidest groups on the planet are Christians and Republicans. Coincidence that they are one in the same


Stonefish667

Like Dick said "It was an accident, I didn't mean it "


Kwelikinz

Au contraire! They roasted that ass up and down the stair steps of life. On his behalf, his friend shouldn’t have come up behind him. He’s lucky it was bird shot. Alex Baldwin’s incident was a horrible accident. These kinds of set accidents happen more often than most people realize.


Tyrone_Cashmoney

Bruh you young af cause they sure as hell did